Volume 2 The Last Days Chapter 89 Funny Yao Yun
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On April 15, 2384 AD, in this happy car, Yao Yun was finally driven out by Yue Muyun.
For the first time, Yao Yun realized that what he had just said was indeed inappropriate, Sister Yue would be older than him next year, how could he marry Sister Ye?
She decided that the next time she filmed this sycophant, let Sister Yue marry her.
Yao Yun, who had been kicked out of the kitchen for reflection, was ready to harm Jiang Lin'er.
Qiong Li stopped her, and said with a serious face: "Whether your brother Lu marries you or not depends on your performance, and now that Brother Lu's friend has been arrested by that Commander Yao, do you have any way to save it?" ”
This little girl is also very ghostly, and she said directly to Peng Li: "Do you mean Brother Yao's alien wife?" ”
was reminded by Yao Yun like this, and Lu Zhengxing remembered that he had a marriage contract with that little Lori.
Thinking of this, Lu Zhengxing thought again, if he simply took so many wives in one go, I don't know if it was a crime of bigamy, but fortunately, the Earth Alliance has been disbanded, and no one should hold him legally responsible.
Mingjing kindly reminded at this time: "For the sake of your cultivation, it is recommended that you do not have such evil thoughts. ”
How could I think that Lu Zhengxing said eloquently: "In many eras of human history, one man, multiple fathers and one husband are many things, why has it become an evil idea? If it is for the peace of the earth and the peace of the universe, I am willing to bear such infamy. ”
Mingjing gave Lu Zhengxing two words as an evaluation of "shameless".
In this regard, he replied with a popular and once popular fashionable word: "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility." ”
For Lu Zhengxing's frequent muttering in his eyes like this, no one else felt anything, but Yao Yun, who called himself "little aunt and grandmother", thought it was very funny.
She asked, "Brother Lu, are you chanting?" Can you teach me? ”
Yue Muyun felt that this little girl was very cute and had such a strong curiosity, so she teased her: "You have to call him husband, because you will marry him as a wife in the future." ”
Yao Yun felt that it didn't matter what it was called, so he said, "Brother Fujun, can you teach me?" ”
The title of "Brother Fujun", which has never appeared in ancient times, made everyone laugh wildly.
Lu Zhengxing had only heard of men molesting women, but now he was molested by a little kid, or rather, by a group of women, he felt very shameless.
Seeing that Lu Zhengxing was a little embarrassed, Yao Yun was very proud, seemed to grasp Lu Zhengxing's weakness, and called sweetly: "That, that husband, brother, if you don't teach me well, I won't help you find your eldest wife!" ”
Hearing such a strange conversation, Yue Muyun was also happy.
Brother Fujun is just that, how can there be that and this, how many brothers are there?
Lu Zhengxing felt that it was more suitable for such a child to teach "Disciple Rules".
So, Lu Zhengxing taught Yao Yun to read the disciple rules: "Disciple rules, sage training, the first filial piety, the second sincere faith......"
It's just that when Lu Zhengxing recited, he put his voice very small, and connected all of these to read, and added some yin and yang frustrations in a twisted tone, and it did sound a bit like chanting.
Qiongli is nothing, she has not heard of "Disciple Rules", so she is just a little curious.
And Yue Muyun and Jiang Lin'er knew the "Disciple Rules", and they saw Lu Zhengxing teaching the "Disciple Rules" like this, which is probably the most bizarre teaching method in the world.
The two were stunned and surprised at first, and then they couldn't help laughing when they looked at it.
When Mu Yun informed everyone that they could eat, Lu Zhengxing happened to hand over the two sentences to Yao Yun: "Parents call, don't delay, parents live, don't be lazy".
The aunt was not satisfied with this and said, "What if what the parents said is wrong? ”
Lu Zhengxing rolled his eyes and said: "Then you must also implement it unconditionally, first, because if you are disobedient, you will be beaten." Second, since many of your current understandings and opinions are immature, you can't judge your parents' requirements by your standards, so obedience is the most important thing. ”
has the ability to explain an extremely ordinary sentence, but who knows that such information input into the mind of this little aunt and grandmother has produced an extremely strange new problem.
She grabbed Lu Zhengxing's arm, looked at Lu Zhengxing's nose with sparkling eyes and asked, "Do you say that after we get married, will you listen to me or will I listen to you?" ”
There was a burst of laughter in the car, and the onlookers were overjoyed, and they liked the little fart girl more and more.
Yue Muyun, who couldn't help laughing, explained with a smile: "Orientals say that marrying a chicken is a chicken, marrying a dog is a dog, you are married to Brother Lu, so you will naturally listen to him in the future!" ”
Xiao Lori used Western logical thinking to refute Yue Muyun's words: "Brother Lu is neither a chicken nor a dog, so why should I listen to him?" ”
Lu Zhengxing suspected that Xiao Yao Yun was taking the opportunity to humiliate himself, but the other three women were laughing and couldn't straighten their waists.
Seeing everyone laughing at their questions, Yao Yun didn't feel anything.
Under the interference of this laughter, Yao Yun was still seriously and actively thinking carefully.
Then she said: "I know, there is a problem with what I just started asking, it should be that after I get married to you, my husband's brother will have five wives, such a big family matter, I'm afraid it's not appropriate to listen to anyone, and we will vote democratically in the future." ”
For Yao Yun's foresight, everyone smacked their tongues, God knows what strange things this little girl has in her head.
Qiongli simply grabbed the little girl and threw her on the bed in the bedroom: "Lock you up for 5 minutes, we have to be quiet." ”
With that, he shut the little boy in the bedroom.
The little demon was locked up, but the atmosphere in the room was a little awkward for a while.
Lu Zhengxing and the three women looked at each other, and they were a little overwhelmed.
What no one expected was that another big demon Qiong Lishi said in shock: "Master, whether you marry me as a wife in the future or not, I will always follow you anyway." ”
Such a non-low-key statement made Lu Zhengxing speechless, Lu Zhengxing looked at Yue Muyun, he was wondering if Yue Muyun used the seal of the slave soul in her hand to give Qiongli another time, would she be able to say less?
Not to be outdone, Jiang Lin'er immediately expressed her attitude and said to Lu Zhengxing: "If you dare to marry other women, I will die in front of you!" ”
At this time, the atmosphere was obviously a little antagonistic, Qiong Li looked at Jiang Lin'er fiercely, the anger in the eyes of the two burst out, and the atmosphere in the carriage suddenly became cold, there was a kind of performance of a big war.