Chapter 34: I was almost beaten
It didn't take long for the crazy old man to make a splash of snowflakes with a noise.
I didn't bother to pay attention to the crazy old man, I was concentrating on picking and picking in the wood-lacquered fruit bowl, and was about to taste each one.
Suddenly, as the crazy old man twisted a button, a figure appeared on the thing, along with a human voice.
I was concentrating on eating "figs" when I was startled by the sudden appearance of human voices, and then I saw a black and white person moving in the box, and driven by curiosity, I also approached the crazy old man.
The picture inside the box is a little unclear, and there are a few ripples shaking from time to time, but despite this, it still makes me feel that this box is amazing.
"Master, what is this? Why do people still have voices? ”
The crazy old man was still twisting the button on the box, and I had a few figs in my mouth, and my face was almost on the glass of the box.
"You dirt bun, this is called a black and white TV." The crazy old man fiddled with the antenna behind the black and white TV and said.
A black-and-white TV? It's a term that sounds familiar to me.
I remember!
In our school, there was a kid from a wealthy family, whom I once heard during recess, that he had a black-and-white television set at home.
It's just that I was withdrawn at school, didn't have many friends, and didn't like to participate in recess fights, so I didn't listen to him carefully describe the black and white TV.
It wasn't until the crazy old man said it that I remembered.
In fact, in those years, the black-and-white television sets in the city were also slowly becoming popular, although not every household could afford them, but at least four or five out of ten families had black-and-white televisions.
And that's just in the cities, not to mention the countryside.
In a wealthier village, having one is already a great thing.
It had to be a fixed time every day, and the people of the village would run to that house, each with a bench, and sit in the courtyard of that house and wait.
It's often a scene of dozens of people watching a black-and-white TV, and then everyone gets some food from home, eating each other's snacks while staring at the TV with their eyes wide open.
Finally, after the crazy old man fiddled with the antenna, the image in the black-and-white TV began to become clear. happened to be playing the movie - "Chen Zhen".
The crazy old man and I sat back on the couch, eating snacks on the wood-lacquered fruit plate while watching TV and waiting for my mom to come back.
For me, who was in contact with such a magical "box" for the first time, I couldn't take my eyes off the TV, and time passed quickly.
My mom came back with my dad.
As soon as my dad entered, he saw the crazy old man and I lying on the couch, eating snacks and watching TV.
He shouted "Brother Chen" very enthusiastically, and walked quickly towards the crazy old man.
Who knew that the crazy old man raised his leg to sweep away my dad, stuffed a peanut into his mouth, and then said, "Go, don't stop me from watching TV!" ”
My dad was crying and laughing and standing next to me at a loss, and then my dad saw that I was lying against the crazy old man, and another wave of enthusiasm rushed in, but he changed his face in an instant, and actually put on a straight face, and said to me: "Look at you, sit or not!" ”
I'm munching on an alphabet cookie, and I can see my dad's "changing face". Why did you keep a straight face when it came to me?
But I was only afraid of my father, so I quickly got up and sat upright, looking at the alphabet biscuits in the fruit bowl, I wanted to reach out and get some more, but I didn't dare.
At this time, the crazy old man simply took the fruit bowl in his hand, and then lay down on the sofa, put the fruit bowl on his belly, and said, "Well, there is no one to sit on." Straighten your back for me, don't sit well, and won't give you food. ”
I've cried, leaning on you for so long, why don't you say it?
It seems that my dad and the crazy old man met together, and in addition to drinking and chatting, what they like most is the united front to train me......
Then my dad sat down next to him and watched TV with the crazy old man and me.
At the dinner table, my dad and the crazy old man were drinking, and my mom kept putting vegetables in my bowl.
My dad casually asked me what I was doing with the crazy old man.
This topic has come to my heart, since the last time, the crazy old man and they fought with Qiqi, I have been in a panic, and I always want to share the amazing things I saw with my parents.
So I put down the dishes and chopsticks and began to talk about what I had seen and heard.
I spoke happily, my parents were fascinated by it, and the wine my dad picked up was also hanging in the air, and the whole person was stunned.
During this time, when I talked about how I saved the mad old man's life, I looked at the crazy old man and raised my eyebrows at him proudly. Who knew that the old man was silent and only cared about eating the meat in the vegetables.
It made me grit my teeth, but the matter was not finished yet, and seeing my parents look fascinated by it, I felt a sense of satisfaction in my heart......
By the time I finished talking about the battle with Qiqi, my parents were stupid.
My dad took a sip of the wine in his hand, then smoothed his mouth and said, "It's so exciting! ”
My mother, on the other hand, sighed, put a chopstick dish in my bowl, and urged me to hurry up and eat.
I was picking up the hot food, when suddenly my dad slapped me on the shoulder, and I almost fell off the stool.
My dad looked at me suspiciously and asked, "You weren't scared to pee in your pants?" (You didn't mean to pee your pants)"
I shook my head, and my dad's eyes suddenly lit up, and he gave a thumbs up and said, "There is a kind! (Here's the meaning of good) didn't embarrass my old Zhang family! ”
Hearing my dad's rare compliment on me, I couldn't help but feel proud.
I was about to say "That's!" The crazy old man snorted coldly from his nose and said, "Hmph, shame? Lao Zhang, let me tell you what good things your son has done! (What does it mean)"
As soon as I heard this, I instantly understood what the crazy old man was going to say.
I was proud just now, and I instantly lowered my head and made a big pickpocket.
The crazy old man's joy told my dad about the fact that I snatched his cigarette holder in public yesterday.
There is no need to add fuel to the fire, as long as the crazy old man tells the truth, I can predict what will happen to me.
My dad has a deep sense of tradition, especially when he was a child, he learned carpentry from his master, and he hated people who didn't respect his master the most! In addition, what he respects the most is the crazy old man, I did this to the crazy old man, can my father spare me?
Now I feel like the students who have failed the final exam and the teacher asks them to show the test papers to their parents for signing.
What's more, when I think of my dad's "iron sand palm" and belt, I break out in a cold sweat all over my body.
Sure enough, the more my dad listened, the lower his face became, and when he finally stood up with a "whoosh", he skillfully pulled off the belt on his waist, folded it in half, and pointed at me with the belt: "You brute!" ”
With that, my dad's belt was raised, and it was about to fall on me.
I closed my eyes, my whole body tensed, ready for the belt that was about to be pulled on me.
This is a "stunt" that I will practice after being beaten many times. As long as you take a deep breath when the belt or slap falls, then hold your breath and tense your body, and when the slap and slap come down, it won't hurt immediately.
At this moment, the crazy old man grabbed my father's hand, still holding the wine glass in his left hand, and grabbed my father's hand holding the belt with his right hand, and said, "Do you still need to beat me?" I've beaten it, and this little cub has realized his mistake, come on, drink. ”
I saw my dad holding the hand of the belt and wanted to pump me, but the crazy old man's hand was so strong that my dad couldn't break free.
My dad had no choice but to put his hand down, and while tying the belt back to the waistband of his trousers, he glared at me angrily and said, "You can't do it, and you are also a person?" ”
The more my dad talked, the more angry he became, and he couldn't help but slap him, but was stopped by the crazy old man. This time the crazy old man didn't say anything, just poured a sip of wine directly into my dad's mouth.
I looked funny, but I didn't dare to laugh, I held back, and my face turned red.
"Lao Zhang, come, drink!"
After the crazy old man poured a glass of wine for my father, he said to my mother: "Gui Fang, go get two more appetizers, and let Zhengyi help, the dishes he is making now are my favorite food." ”
My mother knew that the crazy old man was coming to relieve me, so she quickly pulled me off the table.