Chapter Seventy-Six: Mo Li's Chase the Corpse, Four-Eyed Dojo
"Don't worry! There will be no problem with Uncle Shi here! Simu nodded quickly like a chicken eating rice.
"Hmm!" Mo Li smiled slightly, shook the Sanqing Bell in his hand, and began to shout the term of chasing corpses in his mouth, driving the walking corpses to hurry.
After Mo Li finished reading the term, he wanted to activate the walking corpse when he heard Simu shouting, "Shaojian, wait a minute!" ”
Mo Li thought about the terms just now, and after making sure that it was correct, he looked at the bell and soul-attracting lamp in his hand again, and said suspiciously: "What's the matter, Uncle Four-eyed?" ”
"Hey, it's okay!" Simu let out a lewd/trivial laugh, and then lightly jumped and sat on the arm of the walking corpse in the middle, stretched out, and said to Mo Li: "You can go this time!" ”
Mo Li looked at the scene in front of him, shook his head helplessly, shook the bell in his hand and shouted, "Big brothers, go on the road!"
The dead go on the road and the living are avoided! ”
With the sound of a neat jump, Mo Li experienced the feeling of chasing corpses.
The walking corpses jumped up and down, and they couldn't help but doze off as if they were lying in a hammock.
Mo Li looked at the comfortable four eyes and sighed helplessly.
After walking for about an hour, Mo Li couldn't help but stop looking at the two forks in the road in front of him.
Looking at these two forks in the road, I don't know which one is the road to the four-eyed family.
I was thinking about waking up Simu to ask, but I saw Simu waking up leisurely.
Perhaps the walking corpse stopped throbbing, and the four eyes sitting on it didn't feel the swaying sensation, and woke up.
Or after sleeping for an hour, you have enough energy and wake up naturally.
Or...... Anyway, I thought about it.
"Shaojian, why did you stop?" Still a little confused, the four eyes asked suspiciously.
"Uncle Shi, which of the two forks in the road ahead should I take?" Don't leave the road.
"Huh? Let me see! As he spoke, Simu stretched his waist, yawned, jumped off the arm of the walking corpse, looked at the environment around him, and said, "Take the left one!" ”
"Okay!" Hearing this, Mo Li nodded to show that he understood, and then shook the Sanqingling in his hand to continue to drive the corpse, when he suddenly heard the voice of Simu: "Shaojian, do you want to go up to rest, are you tired after such a long journey?" ”
"Uncle Shi, no need, I'm not tired." Mo Li looked at the walking corpses next to him, some of them were already stinking, and he didn't have the habit of lying on top of the dead corpses.
"Since you're not tired, forget it, then I'll go up and squint, what's the call for me!" After saying that, Simu jumped up again, put on a comfortable position, and began to take a breath.
Looking at the skillful movements of the four eyes, Mo Li twitched the corners of his mouth, and he no longer looked at this unreliable uncle and saved his anger.
is so unreliable, if you don't wait for the fox spirit in the original book, you can easily steal the walking corpse, even if you change to an ordinary person, you can steal it.
In the original play, Simu found a toad to act as the leader of the walking corpse in order to be lazy, but the toad was less reliable than Simu, and he didn't beat in a straight line to make a mess, so that the fox spirit could easily succeed.
Although in the end, the four eyes succeeded in killing the fox spirit and retrieving the stolen walking corpse, it can be seen from every aspect that the four eyes are unreliable.
Now that the fox spirit has been killed, the act of stealing the walking corpse will never appear again, and there will be no more process of fighting wits and courage between the four eyes and the fox spirit in the original book.
Although he was very helpless in his heart, the movements of his hands did not stop, and he skillfully drove up the corpse.
This is Mo Li's first time chasing corpses, I didn't expect to be so skilled, if there is nothing to do in the future, I can be a corpse chaser.
After all, the industry of chasing corpses makes a lot of money, and you can see how high the oil and water in it are if you look at the small box of gold bars in Simu.
It's far away, back to the point.
When the sky was slightly bright, Mo Li rushed to the four-eyed dojo with the walking corpse.
Looking at the dojo surrounded by mountains and rivers in front of him and full of spiritual energy, Mo Xianzhong had to sigh, these four eyes are people who can enjoy it, and even a dojo chooses the treasure land of mountains and rivers.
Although this has something to do with the profession of the four eyes, it is still this feng shui treasure that attracts the four eyes.
Otherwise, as far as the profession of driving corpses is concerned, where to build an account is not to build, and you have to choose the location of the treasure land.
In the final analysis, the reason is that the mountains and rivers are full of spiritual energy, which is suitable for monks to live for a long time.
Otherwise, why would those famous and decent people choose famous mountains to build sects?
Or is it because of the abundance of aura.
After chasing the corpse all night, Mo Li was really a little tired, looking at the sweet eyes sleeping on the walking corpse, his heart was full of infinite emotion.
took two steps forward and pushed the four-eyed Taoist chief with his hand, and said, "Uncle Shi, wake up, you've arrived at the place!" ”
"Huh? Got to the place? Simu looked around and found that it had indeed arrived, jumped down from the walking corpse, took the soul-attracting lamp and Sanqing Ling in Mo Li's hand, and said, "Okay, leave it to me next, and I'll let Jia Le arrange for you to rest in a while." ”
Turning his head to look at the closed door, he frowned and stepped forward and shouted twice: "Knorr, Knorr, open the door and send these walking corpses to the morgue!" ”
But after shouting a few times, there was no response, as if no one was there, so I couldn't help knocking on the door and shouting a few more times: "Knorr.... Knorr...."
Seeing that Jia Le didn't come out to open the door, Simu turned around and smiled awkwardly at Mo Li: "Don't worry, Shaojian, this kid Jia Le is probably sleeping lazy again!" ”
After the words fell, he opened the door and walked in, and when he arrived at the door, he directly pierced the door paper with his hand, reached in and opened the door from the inside.
Seeing this Mo Li, there was an inexplicable sense of joy, and when he read this paragraph in the original book, he laughed a lot.
However, what made Mo Li curious was that this door and window were actually made of paper paste, aren't you afraid of rain?
When I read the original book back then, Mo Li felt very unreasonable, but I didn't expect it to be so unreasonable in this real world.
But this thing is real, and no one cares whether it is reasonable or not.
There's an old saying, "To exist is to be reasonable!" ”
I originally wanted to rectify my apprentice Jia Le, but it turned out that Jia Le's skills were one step higher, which is a typical case of "Qiang Jian can't be built, but is *"!
With the attitude of watching the play, Mo Li did not say anything to remind.
At this time, after Simu opened the door, he saw Jia Le who was sleeping, and he was very angry in his heart, and said secretly: "Old paper, desperately drive away the corpse, you stinky boy is good, you sleep so comfortably at home."
asked you to open the door for Lao Paper, but you are playing chess with Zhou Gong, making Lao Paper embarrassed in front of others, see how I clean you up! ”
After the words fell, he looked left and right, and just saw a pile of sticks next to him, and he couldn't help but have a whole idea in his heart.
Then he walked out, took off his robe and threw it aside, picked up the pile of sticks and walked outside, probably because there were too many sticks, one or two of them fell, and Simu didn't pay attention to it.