Chapter 520: The woman dressed up and launched an offensive
Da Yu'er is here.
The first time she appeared on the stage, she became the focus of everyone's attention, and even Li Junji stopped the offensive after punching Li Yunfeng a few times, and dropped the sentence "I'll clean you up later", then turned his head to look at Da Yu'er in mid-air, and said viciously to her:
"Da Yu'er, you have humiliated me many times, and today I will completely defeat you!"
Speaking of this, Li Junji, who flew into the air, looked at the two people on the ground, waved his big hand, and said, "Let's go together!" ”
Then, Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming shouted on the ground:
"Oh...... Oooh oh! ”
Obviously, the voices made by Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming were obviously not war howls, but more like the wolf howls made by boys when they secretly watched some harmony movies.
As for Li Junji, who understood the attributes of these two goods, he immediately frowned and turned to look, and blurted out the word "I rely on"!
I saw that Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming's eyes were about to pop out when they looked at Da Yu'er, and their expressions were like hillbillies entering the city, the first time they saw the best beauty, and they couldn't move their legs.
In all fairness, although Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming are not descendants, after all, they were also born in wealthy families, and they have seen a lot of beauties, so it stands to reason that they should not be so out of shape.
But Li Junji knows his two "good brothers" very well, especially their habits, which are biased towards two-dimensional attributes, to put it bluntly, they prefer the beauties in cartoons compared to women in reality.
And when Shen Ruyu pinched Da Yu'er, she did it for an image that could not exist in reality.
Think about it, will women in reality have a black head over the knee and a long straight head?
Even if there is, it will definitely be tied into braids to make it easy to take care of, how can it float directly behind you like Da Yu'er.
Moreover, at this time, Da Yu'er not only has a beautiful face, but also wears a reserved god clothes, that is, a bikini, and has wings on her back, a halo on her head, and a halo on her feet, and she is a swimsuit angel.
This image, of course, is only available in the second dimension, and in reality, unless there are some special occasions, who would wear it like this!
And it is precisely because of Da Yuer's two-dimensional image that it directly penetrates into the hearts of Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming, the two two-dimensional big boys!
"You two guys!"
Don't look at Li Junji when he flew back to the two of them, he held his forehead with his right hand and put on a disappointed expression, in fact, his own performance when he saw Da Yu'er for the first time was not much better than those two.
There is a way that things gather people in groups, and it is not for nothing that Li Junji will get together with Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming.
Of course, the current Li Junji is a little better than those two, because he has fought with Da Yu'er many times and knows a lot of things.
Just like now, Li Junji pointed at Da Yu'er and shouted at Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming, two "hillbillies":
"Did you two see the ring on the woman's left ring finger? Does she know the Lord! ”
"Yes, there is the Lord!"
Hearing this, Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming's brains exploded at the same time, and the endless illusion in just a few seconds just now was like shattered glass, completely shattered.
For a moment, sadness, disappointment, and sadness filled the expressions of the two of them.
"Wait!"
Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming asked Li Junji in an angry tone, "Who is that woman's husband?" ”
Who can not be angry when dreams are destroyed!
Of course, Li Junji himself is also responsible, who asked him to only tell Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming about his defeat by Da Yu'er before, as for Da Yu'er's appearance, he didn't mention whether he had a family or not.
So much so that Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming had a lot of unrealistic dreams the first time they saw Da Yu'er.
So who is the person who broke the dream, that is, Da Yuer's husband, I believe you......
"Yun Feng, Yun Feng, are you okay!"
At the same time as Li Junji and the three of them were talking, Da Yu'er also rushed to Li Yunfeng's side who fell to the ground, put down the battle axe, squatted down, stretched out his arms and gently lifted Li Yunfeng's head, and pillowed it on his knees.
"Don't worry, I'm fine!"
Li Yunfeng's recovery ability was extremely fast, and he had recovered in just a few seconds, and he also stretched out his right hand, touched Da Yu'er, who lowered her head, her face like a fairy, and said:
“i see you!”
"But the above set is a very ordinary act for the loving Li Yunfeng and his wife, and in the eyes of the three people on the other side, it has directly become a show of affection for a single dog!"
"So, the most routine plot in the online article, the situation where the second-class villain is jealous of the beauties around the protagonist, appeared!"
Just after the main god used his divine power to make a statement in the firmament of the finals, Li Junji was the first to jump out, pointed to the sky, and scolded loudly:
"Lord God, get out of here! Who do you say is a single dog! ”
That's right, Li Junji actually has a wife, and he is really not a single dog, but ......
"Wait, how did we not know!"
"Li Junji, when did your kid get married!"
Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming, the two single dogs, immediately surrounded the "good brother" Li Junji.
"Speaking of which, it's also strange that Li Junji can't be a man, not only did he not invite his brother to drink wedding wine when he got married, but he didn't even say the news of his marriage, or even who his wife was."
The main god opened his mouth again, and this time added an echo effect, causing the entire finals to keep repeating the above remarks.
"Lord God, I am your ancestor!"
Li Junji scolded again: "My wife is not a wealthy family, just an ordinary family, why should I let others know!" ”
It turns out that Li Junji, who was born in a wealthy family, does not disclose the news of his marriage, because he intends to protect his civilian wife, and from this point of view, he is not bad.
Then, Li Junji turned his head to Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming and said, "You two guys, don't always think about women, just now the main god was saying that you are second-class villains, and you are still jealous of Li Yunfeng's beautiful wife!" Didn't you react at all? ”
As soon as these words came out, Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming immediately took two steps back, turned to look at Li Yunfeng and his wife, then straightened up, put on a handsome appearance, and said in an adult tone:
"We're not second-class villains!"
"We are not jealous of your beautiful woman."
It's just that the distorted expressions of Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming are like the sour after eating tens of millions of lemons!
Da Yu'er, who looked at her in her eyes, even spoke: "Yun Feng, what's going on with the expressions of the two of them?" ”
Li Yunfeng, who stood up, replied: "I think it should be that the second-class villain has eaten too many lemons." ”
Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming reacted at this time, and Zheng Ming took the lead in retorting: "Who do you say is the second villain!" We're supervillains! ”
As a result, Li Junji behind him silently complained: "Isn't this still a villain!" ”
Chu Xuan then spoke: "This is a chicken game, it doesn't matter if the villain is the villain, winning is everything!" ”
Li Junji immediately nodded in agreement: "That's right, brothers go up together...... Huh? Wait, Chu Xuan, what are you doing? ”
I saw Chu Xuan take out something more than one meter long and look like a totem from his space pocket and stick it on the ground.
Seeing this scene, Li Junji subconsciously took a few steps back, distanced himself from Chu Xuan, and even the expression on his face seemed to say, I don't know him!
It's a pity that it's already too late.
I saw that totem suddenly shot out three white rays of light, shooting on the bodies of Li Junji, Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming!
When Li Yunfeng saw this, he suddenly remembered that Cao Fei seemed to have destroyed this thing before, and called it: "Super Charger!" ”
The so-called super recharger is a device produced by the main god space mall, similar to nanohormones, with the effect of strengthening the user, and the device is a range effect, which can strengthen the allies within the range according to the pre-set program.
For example, now, Li Junji, Chu Xuan, and Zheng Ming, under the strengthening of the super charger, their bodies have obviously expanded in a circle, and they appear even more powerful.
However, why did Li Junji retreat and say that he didn't know Chu Xuan?
That's because, of course:
"Dress up and go on the offensive!"
Listening to Chu Xuan's battle cry that resounded through the sky, he put on a girl's white short skirt sailor suit that only existed in anime, and also put on a pair of middle two movements with his left arm stretched forward, his right arm bent, and his palm with five fingers apart to cover his face.
As for Zheng Ming, this one also put on a red short skirt sailor suit, and also posed with a pair of left elbow bends, and then stretched out his little thumb, index finger and thumb with his right hand into a fist, and then put his right hand on the bend of his left elbow, pointing at the middle two movements of Li Yunfeng and his wife, and let out a battle cry full of momentum:
"Destroy you on behalf of the moon!"
Well, now I'm sure you should understand why these two men are buying blood from each other, this black girl's sailor suit!
"You two perverts are the second in the middle!"
Seeing Chu Xuan and Zheng Ming's behavior, Li Junji immediately shouted: "Why do you shout slogans every time you use the super charger!" ”
Actually, Li Junji is not much better.
Remember?
There was no shortage of all kinds of secondary two actions in this product before, and let this kind of guy be the successor of the family business......
Well, let's get down to business, no matter how middle and perverted the three-pillar man is, and the strength is there, he still has to fight.
I saw Li Yunfeng take the lead in blocking in front of Da Yu'er, and said, "We have to dismantle the super charger first, otherwise the enhancement effect will not disappear." ”
"Hmm!"
Da Yu'er looked at her husband's face, and a hint of blush flashed: "Let's join forces to fight the enemy!" ”
"Ah, join forces against the enemy!"
After that, Li Yunfeng and Da Yu'er's bodies ignited two flames, one green and one red, at the same time, and the entire finals instantly turned into a crater, and even the surrounding air was distorted due to the rising temperature.
Of course, Chu Xuan was not to be outdone, he was wearing women's clothes, his arms were spread, and he exerted absolute zero, under the reinforcement of the super charger, the freezing air instantly covered the whole audience, and the high temperature collision with Li Yunfeng and his wife actually caused the entire finals to produce a spectacle of fog rising!
Zheng Ming also raised his right palm, condensing an unprecedented starlight in his palm, and the more powerful Starlight Smashing Strike was ready to go!
Li Junji also raised his fists, and the faster and stronger light speed fist was also about to come out!
On the other side, the main god in the president's private room also laughed and said:
"Hehe, is this like the situation of the semi-finals?"
After saying that, the Lord God raised his left hand and snapped his fingers!
"Smack!"
The snapping of fingers instantly resounded throughout the final area.
The battle begins!