Chapter 16: Heroes are somewhat useless
Outside the woods, Shoko sat on the ground with his head down, not knowing what he was thinking, and Xiao Yi, who was walking slowly in the distance, sat directly beside him and asked, "Feeling uncomfortable?" ”
"Once a gentleman and a courtier, there is nothing uncomfortable, but if Xiao Wanxi does this, I am very worried!" Shoko said after lighting a cigarette.
"There's nothing to worry about, it's hard to fight the country, it's even more difficult to defend the country, these little cubs can toss more than anyone else, we can do everything we can, the rest is their own business, let's go!" Xiao Yi, who has been middle-aged for a long time, stood up and stretched out his hand to pull Shoko, a pair of old buddies who had never been separated since they met, and walked unhurriedly into the distance.
At this time, in the umbrella town of southwest Yunnan, the fourth brother, who was just about to go to have a morning tea, was stopped by the little brother who followed him.
"Fourth brother, I'm looking for you by name on the phone!" The little brother respectfully bowed his head and offered the phone with both hands.
The fourth brother reached out and took it and asked, "I'm Xiongsi, who is it?" ”
"Enzhong Zhang Nianen!"
"Benefactors? What's wrong? The fourth brother didn't have any fear at all after hearing Zhang Nianen's name, and asked with a smile.
"I've heard people say that as long as there is a problem in western Yunnan that can't be solved, then you have to find the fourth brother, and I don't know if this matter is accurate!" Zhang Nianen asked with a smile.
"Hahahaha...... Say it, if you have something, you can say it! The fourth brother listened to Zhang Nianen's words, squinted his eyes, pondered for a while, and said.
"Fourth brother, I lost something, can you help me find it?"
"There are too many people who lose things a day in western Yunnan, it's okay to look for it, but I can't say if I can find it, otherwise you can tell me what you lost, I want to find a way!" The fourth brother is very good at avoiding the important and replied to Zhang Nianen.
Zhang Nianen smiled on the other end of the phone and said, "Fourth brother, do you give me face?" ”
"It's always someone else who gives me the face of a lion first, and then I give people face......"
"Then you can't talk about it, right?" Zhang Nianen asked with a smile.
"Then it's a fart, I won't go to the Far East Peace Zone in my life, if you think you can do it, you will come to western Yunnan to get me, do you think I'm afraid you'll be finished? Yes? The fourth brother hung up the phone after shouting with great confidence, and then pointed to the little brother who took the phone for him and scolded: "If there is a fool to call me in the future, can you press it, don't let me answer?" Can? ”
"Yes, yes, yes...... I remembered the fourth brother! The little brother shouted busily.
The young master on the side asked cautiously, "Fourth brother, is it ......?"
"Eat some powder, sweat and go back to sleep!" The fourth brother directly interrupted the young master's words, and then walked towards the breakfast stall with his hands behind his back.
On the train at the other end, Xiao Yu and the others looked at the pocket in their arms with a spring breeze on their faces, which contained the things they dreamed of, "Money!" ”
Xiao Yu, who couldn't control his excitement, took out his phone and was finally able to start making calls normally, and directly dialed Hanhan's phone, but as soon as the phone was connected, there was only a burst of language on the other side that he couldn't understand at all, and he spoke very quickly!
Xiao Yu blinked and hung up the phone.
Jiang Ye saw it and asked, "What's wrong with Yuzi?" ”
Xiao Yu shook his head with a smile and said, "It's okay, I didn't get through when I called Hanhan!" ”
"There's a lot of time difference between that side and here, so I'll wait for the evening if I don't get through? If you are in a hurry, let's go to the place where there is an airport in front of us and take a plane back directly, and then kill him directly. Zhu Meng stood up a little tiger and shouted with his hands around Xiao Yu and Jiang Ye's shoulders.
"Hahahaha......"
Listening to Zhu Meng's words, the brothers all laughed together.
Outside the dormitory of a world-renowned university student in the Western Peace Zone, Han Han angrily pointed at Qin Shuai and shouted, "I said don't touch my phone, don't touch my phone, you belong to a dog?" Can you break the phone and break it with the phone card and lose it for me? Did you eat it? ”
Qin Shuai shrank his neck helplessly and said, "I'll buy you a new one in a while, and it'll be over?" I'm giving you a card to send to your hometown, how big is it? ”
"I have things in my phone, a lot of important things, not to say you...... Oh, forget it, get up, I'm going back to the dorm! Han Han said as he squatted on the ground and began to pick up pieces of his mobile phone with his hands.
"Hanhan, I like you so much, can't you feel it?" Qin Shuai looked at Han Han, who was squatting on the ground, and hugged him directly from behind, and the panicked Han Han broke free violently, and then shook his hand and gave Qin Shuai a mouth, and then stared at the beads of his eyes and shouted, "You get out of the way!" ”
Qin Shuai stretched out his hand to cover his face, glanced at Han Han and the students who came and went, gritted his teeth and turned around and walked away, while Han Han was a little helpless squatting down and reaching out his hand to continue to see the wreckage of the mobile phone, and unconsciously something slipped in his eyes......
"Xiao Yu, where are you?" Han Han kept chattering.
In the western Yunnan region, in the small town on the edge of Nanumbrella Town, Xizi was shirtless alone, with a big gold chain hanging from his neck blown by the wind.
"According to this newspaper, a new wave of fighting has started in the war-torn area of Myanmar, and from the perspective of the warring parties, it should be the biggest drug lords in Myanmar, Suang and ......."
Xizi listened to the report on the TV and smiled silently, and then at this time, four or five people suddenly walked in from outside the noodle restaurant, and after they came in, they all looked around with unkind eyes, and Xizi didn't take it to heart after taking a look and continued to bow his head and eat his noodles.
After a few people who walked in, they swept around, and one of them, who seemed to be the leader, took out his phone, then looked down, and immediately raised his head and squinted at Xizi.
Xizi, who was eating noodles, was stunned for a moment, then raised his head with his intuition, and after instantly meeting the man's eyes, Xizi blinked and continued to bow his head, but the chopsticks in his hand had already made Xizi hold on to it at this time.
"Dude, your name is Xizi?" The man smiled and walked over with someone, bowed his head to Xizi and asked.
Xizi pretended to be ignorant and looked at the man, stretched out his finger and pointed to his ear, and then opened his mouth and said in Burmese language: "What did you say? I don't understand! ”
"Huh...... I said, are you a stream? Unexpectedly, the man opened his mouth directly, and it was a string of Burmese customs words that were more authentic than Xizi.
"I'm still pretending to be your grandmother's whistle with you, I'm pretending to be ......" Xizi suddenly bounced up from the stool, and his fat belly hit the table and instantly overturned the whole table, and Xizi looked at the empty thing in front of him stupidly, showing that he was not ready, why did his stomach do it first......
"Catch him!" The man looked at Xizi's stupid appearance and pointed directly at Xizi and shouted.
Unexpectedly, before anyone could react, Xizi turned around and ran faster than anyone else.
"? Thinking that you are a domestic pig, I didn't expect to be a wild boar? The man was stunned for less than two seconds, then said with a smile, and then took a step and chased the people towards the stream.
The man took the lead in getting out of the back door of the hotel, but before he could go far, suddenly his shoulder was grabbed, and the huge tearing force made the man fall to the side without paying attention.
Xizi pursed her lips, one hand dragged the man's shoulder, the clothes were broken, and the two chopsticks in the other hand were broken, and then the sharp chopsticks instantly pressed against the man's throat.
"Cao Nima's, when you Brother Xi and I walked Ma Feiyan across the underworld, you still played with mud...... Bar...... Daddy......"
Xizi's inspiring words were not finished, but he suddenly changed with a smile and shouted sharply.
Behind Xizi, a man in a suit smiled and held something in one hand against the back of Xizi's head.
"Look, it's just a joke, can I give this to my eldest brother to suppress the shock? Authentic Burmese Jinsha Thousand Pure Gold, if you are willing to sweat, you will not wear it for the rest of your life, but in order to avoid accidents, you still say that it is best not to wear white clothes or something...... After all......"
Xizi's broken mouth was useless, and when the man he coerced turned around, one mouth was pumped on Xizi's big face, and then he stretched out his finger and pointed at Xizi's head, and asked fiercely, "Where's the thing?" ”
"What? Big brother, I won't fool you, okay? That's all I have, the first two years were okay, I can sell it in a flickering way, the market for stepping on horses in the past two years is not good, and the fake necklace can't be sold......" Xizi cried with a very pitiful face.
"This kid runs the train with his mouth full, just take it back and cross the water!" The man standing behind Xizi said a word to his companions and directly put down his hand, and threw a small steel pipe that was neither long nor short directly at his feet.
Xizi lowered his head helplessly after looking down, but at this time, Xizi actually slammed his head behind him.
"Smack!" A small voice came, and then the man who had just grabbed Xizi had an extra handful in his hand, and at this time, he had an imitation of Liusi on top of Xizi's head.
"You're still going to be iron-clad, aren't you?" The man asked with a smile.
The corners of Xizi's mouth twitched, and he couldn't speak.
"Keep your peerless martial arts, I'll take a good look at what else you will order, whether there is a golden bell jar for horizontal training!" The man who let Xizi hold it down walked up and reached out and pinched Xizi's big face and walked towards the car.
Xizi cried with a sad face and kept shouting, "It has nothing to do with me, big brother, what do you say you are doing with me?" Eldest brother...... Hey......" As he spoke, Xizi's hand moved vaguely behind his ass.
After being pushed into a van with Xizi's chubby figure, the car quickly disappeared into the night!