Chapter 1 Got a Big Goose?
Hao Cangguo, Yushu Peak, Nioh Guanzhong.
It was a quiet afternoon, and in a kitchen courtyard, several fat women were scrambling to catch a big white goose running around.
"The goose should have ......"
The goose fluttered its wings and made white feathers everywhere, and Rao also took steps to avoid the women who pounced on them, and if you looked closely, you would find that the eyes of the big white goose were full of complicated looks.
Several women cooperated with each other to block the goose in the corner, and finally twisted its wings to fix it, and threw it directly into the firewood room to wait for the pot tomorrow.
"Why is this goose suddenly like crazy, fortunately, it will be stewed directly tomorrow, otherwise it will be really tired."
Several women muttered away with their sore arms, leaving the goose to fend for itself.
And when everyone was gone, the big goose didn't stop, wandering around the firewood room and barking inaudibly, shaking his head like a human.
"It should be, it should be."
In fact, that's right, this goose is really a person inside, at this time, Bai E is looking at the furnishings that have become much taller inexplicably in disbelief, not to mention, even talking has become the cry of an animal, and he has lived for more than 20 years, and he never dares to dream of such a thing.
Thinking that she is a single dog in the mother's womb in a new society, although she has not made any contributions, she is also law-abiding, why did she become like this when she woke up?
After sorting out everything from sobriety to the present, Bai E finally realized that after she crossed over and dressed as a big white goose, she really wanted to use the goose bite she just got to peck her father's skull fiercely.
If he hadn't given himself such a bad name, she wouldn't have become a big white goose if she didn't do it.
But it's useless to say so much, she obviously heard that she was going to be killed overnight, and she just crossed over to get a boxed lunch? Which god got her here, people don't say that she is a princess and county lord, at least she is a person.
Even if she is not a human, can the fox spirit or something still be transformed, she is amazing, a stupid and stupid big white goose, the sky, the earth, the species has been directly lowered by many grades, who has ever heard of the big goose spirit?
No, why, because the geese have been killed and eaten meat, Bai E cried when she thought of this.
However, it is better to die than to live, and it is too unjust to be killed like this, and when I open my eyes the next morning to make sure that I am not dreaming, I can only think of a way to live.
"Squeak."
The door to the demolition house was opened, and a woman walked in with the sunlight and frowned when she saw Bai E lying motionless on the ground.
Tsk, it's really unlucky, the meat is not fresh if it dies without waiting to be killed.
Thinking so in her heart, the woman fiddled with the body of the big white goose, and it seemed that it had just died, so she simply took it out and quickly bled and plucked the feathers to save it.
In this way, Bai E was carried out of the firewood room and put in the yard, and the woman went to get the kitchen knife.
"If you don't run now, when will you stay?"
Bai E opened her eyes and saw that the person was gone, so she immediately stood up, flapped her wings and ran to the door, she was not skilled in the little short legs of the big goose, and she stumbled several times and finally ran to the door.
Hearing an exclamation from behind her, Bai E ran even more happily.
"Motionless is the eighth king, if Lao Tzu doesn't run, will he wait for you to kill?"
Bai E was thinking about this sentence in her heart, but what she came out was the messy "should" voice of the big goose.
In this way, Bai E, who was in a panic, really drilled wherever there was a road, and drilled if there was no road, relying on the small size of the goose, running around, leaving a place of goose feathers.
At this time, in the garden not far away, several people walked slowly, as if they were walking.
The man in the front wearing a white dress had a cold face, and when his eyes turned, the light blue pupils were clearer and more moving than the lake water.
"Lord, today is the Ramadan of the Big Dipper, and I have been instructed to go down to Quanguan and start eating vegetarian and not killing."
The attendant who followed the stunning man respectfully finished the next arrangement, and heard a commotion not far away, and a big white goose was running towards this side with its wings fluttering.
The man frowned slightly, and the attendant understood, and several people chased and intercepted him, and after a while, the big white goose was carried in his hand and couldn't break free.
Bai E was caught by the back of fate's neck, and couldn't move at all, screaming angrily, "should" angrily, finally had a chance to escape, can't these people think of saving the goose's life and building a seventh-level floating slaughter?
When he was thinking about opening his mouth to "go head-on" with the people around him, he had to screw him even if he died, but he saw a face like a heavenly man in the goose eyes.
This is also too handsome, the sun shines down, this person's face can be white to reflect, if this appearance goes to modern times, it will definitely be the level of an international superstar.
God, at such a time, you can still meet such a handsome guy, Bai E unconsciously forgot to scream.
While she was quiet, the woman had made the matter clear, and fell to her knees trembling, evidently with fear and reverence, for their Lord was sacrosanct, and it was a sin to deserve death to tarnish his eyes for such a rude thing.
Tie Beichuan rolled his eyes and caught a glimpse of the big white goose staring at him blankly in the hands of the attendant, is it an illusion, why does it seem that the eyes of this goose are as as those women, and what is flowing from his mouth is saliva?
Raising his finger to make a command, Tie Beichuan turned around and left, the attendant understood and told the matter of Ramadan just now, this goose doesn't have to work hard to clean up, and then kill it after raising it for a month.
Bai E watched Tie Beichuan leave in such a daze, and didn't come back to his senses until he disappeared from sight, and then he realized that this was another month of life?
I couldn't help but jump up in my heart, I was in the spirit of the feeling that the fish was dead and the net was broken, but I didn't expect that the willows and flowers would be bright and bright again, although I was rudely carried back by the woman again, this time I happily ignored it.
But in the dead of night, she still felt in crisis, and there was only one month, and after the passing, she still couldn't change the fate of being killed.
Originally, I just wanted to live a dull life without heart and lungs, but now I suddenly became a goose that eats and drinks Lazar anywhere, not to mention, I can live for a month, and no one can accept it, after Bai E meditated hard for a night, I finally thought of a solution, that is-hugging the thighs.
As long as she can put on a thigh and become someone's pet goose, at least she doesn't have to be made into an iron pot stewed goose.
And the candidate ...... Needless to say, the cold and beautiful face of Tie Beichuan during the day was immediately reflected in my mind, and if you want to do it, you have to hug the thickest one.