Chapter 21: Suicide Assassination
"Lord, this is a starling sent from the south, he is very smart, and he can speak, should we stay?"
After Ze Qi finished reporting the matter, he pointed to the cage hanging on the eaves, there was a pair of starlings in it who were clever and cute, and they said a few auspicious words if they were fine, but the people in the Tianshu Palace were rare enough.
Since the big goose is gone, Tianshu Palace has been deserted, and it has returned to the appearance of no one talking, and now there are two starlings, at least there is a movement.
"Stay, put it out of the porch, and remember to clean it up often."
After Tie Beichuan finished speaking, he lowered his head to deal with official business, and when he was over, he was finally able to stand up and walk.
"You are auspicious, you are rich......"
A series of auspicious words from the starling outside the corridor attracted Tie Beichuan's attention, and he walked over, holding the brush used to review the official document just now, and at a glance, he saw the silver hair hidden behind the pillar.
"Smack!"
teasing the starling with the brush in his hand, he accidentally fell to the ground, and before Tie Beichuan could make a move, Bai E rushed over and picked up the brush, and was just about to hand it over thinking that he might be clean, so he wiped it clean with his sleeve, and then put a handkerchief above his head.
In the past, when she was a big goose, Tie Beichuan always played like this, throwing a pen and a paper at her when she had nothing to do, waiting for her to pick it up, and then throw it again.
Now she has become a human, but the previous ones have become conditioned reflexes, and she watched his pen fall from a distance, so she hurried over to pick it up.
By the time she came back to her senses, her body had already moved.
"Should?"
Obviously it's not a goose anymore, and it's still screaming a fart, Bai E quickly covered her mouth and stuffed the brush into Tie Beichuan's arms and was about to run.
Looking at the brush in his hand, the corners of Tie Beichuan's mouth hooked slightly, and he said another command.
"Play dead!"
"Poof!"
Bai E lay on the ground in an instant, not expecting that she was now a human being, and finally came back to her senses and wanted to get up.
"Roll around."
Tie Beichuan's command again made Bai E, who had not yet gotten up, lie on the ground happily and roll happily again, and Di Baotian, who had been reprimanded for a long time and now stopped a little, saw her like this, and happily leaned over and lay down, rolling around like kelp in the wind.
"Stop playing," Bai E wailed, "Hehehe, the marble floor is slippery, I fell and rolled several times, it's too dangerous." ”
Bai E's excuse was that her heels were like dead skin, her teeth were still cold, she stood up and patted the dust on her body, and decided that it was better for her to stay away from Tie Beichuan, and it was estimated that she would be broken after a while.
Tie Beichuan didn't speak, just stretched out his hand and made a gesture of support, Bai E ran over uncontrollably again, put his head on his hand, and said a very cute "should".
"Whew, Lord, I'm a little unwell, take a leave of absence for the afternoon."
Bai E's mentality completely collapsed, what's wrong with her, is she addicted to being a goose, something is wrong with her, and Tie Beichuan is even more wrong, so scared that she ran away quickly.
Looking at the back of the hasty departure, Tie Beichuan lightly hooked the corners of his lips, his cold face was like the beginning of melting ice and snow, with the warmth of spring, softening the whole year, fortunately, there was no one around, otherwise he would definitely see and forget what year it was.
But such a beautiful scenery is just spring, after a moment of laughter, he changed back to his original appearance again, and he couldn't help but feel funny in his heart, it turns out that Tianxin Pill is really useful? The garbage from the pharmacy is really made.
"Go and find out what happened in the palace where the eldest princess kidnapped the goose, and report it in every detail."
Tie Beichuan glanced at the sky that was happily playing around the pillar, how could this be the same as the chaise dog before.
Bai E, who escaped, didn't feel that she was exposed at all, she was squatting on the edge of the pool and beating her head to play, expressing her rejection of the behavior of being controlled by aliens just now.
Who would have thought that the conditioned reflex would still have an effect after changing the body? Woo woo, her fragmentary image is completely gone.
"it, I really want to beat myself to death with a big neck."
Bai E looked at the reflection in the pool, and once felt that her IQ was not online because she occupied this body, and this ram listened to Bai probably took her brain for her appearance, so she has not been very good enough after the requisition, so she will always do this kind of stupid thing.
"See the eldest princess."
Bai E, who was immersed in self-loathing, suddenly heard someone greeting her, quickly stood up, and found that it was a person dressed as a maid, and she couldn't see what it looked like when she lowered her head.
"You are?"
In this view of Nioh, everyone recognizes only Tetsu Beichuan, and the people of the royal family are all at the back, so it is strange to be able to be saluted so seriously.
"The slave maid was sent by the palace to bring a message to the princess."
After the woman finished speaking, she approached Bai E step by step, because her words became quieter and quieter, and she had to get close unconsciously to hear clearly.
"The master in the palace said that since the eldest princess likes to watch the master, she should simply stay here and not go back."
After the maid finished speaking, she took out a dagger from her arms and rushed to Bai E's heart, she thought about all kinds of death situations, who would have thought that she would stab others to death again?
Under the electric light, the rebellious heart in Bai E's heart rose, why did she have to decide how to die every time, Lao Tzu's death had to be decided by Lao Tzu, even if she died, she had to pull a cushion on her back.
So he reached out and grabbed the maid's hands, took a step back, and both of them fell directly into the pool.
The lotus pond is covered with lotus leaves, and when you go in, it seems to be blocked from the light, and the water is cold and damp, and the maid didn't expect Bai E to have this action, and the dagger is long gone, and now the two of them are fighting with their bare hands.
Although the fist and foot kung fu is not as good as others, but Bai E is good at picking people's eyeballs, taking advantage of the kung fu of going into the water, she directly greeted the maid's head, and with a kick of her body, she also floated up to breathe a few breaths of air.
But since the maid is a killer, it is impossible to get rid of it so easily, taking advantage of Bai E's kung fu to lift the lotus leaf, her figure is revealed, and she reaches out and drags her into the water again.
"Shall I knock in...... Gollum! ”
Bai E shouted out before sinking to the bottom, this person has a meaning, it has to kill her to finish, she can't swim in the first place, and it was the end of the strong crossbow just now, at this time, the air in the lungs was exhausted, and the consciousness of the whole person became chaotic.
"Am I going to die again?"
At the end of the line of sight was the way the maid slowly sank, good guy, is this a suicide assassination, does it have to be so serious, take a step back and play with urine and mud?
At the moment when she gave up desperately giving up on the last breath of oxygen, her body suddenly became hot, and Bai E felt that her whole person was changing.