Chapter 216: Laughing to death
In front of the child, she still has to maintain Gu Junzhu's dignity.
Moreover, it is not right to give people nicknames, and it is not good for children to learn them.
It's a pity that the little guy is naturally smart and not easy to fool, his eyes flickered, he took his hands off his eyes, held Gu Junchai's face, and asked happily: "Dad, you are a little pig, is that little tree a little pig?" The little tree likes the little pig, the little pig is chubby, so cute! ”
Gu Junzhu: "......"
Ye Xingbei: "......"
Gu Jun coughed one after another: "Baby, do you see the statue of Dad and the little pig?" ”
The little guy tilted his little head, thought very seriously for a while, and shook his head regretfully: "It's not like ...... Dad is like a big golden dragon, majestic and beautiful! ”
"Really?" Gu Junchai raised his eyebrows proudly and glanced at Ye Xingbei: "I think your mother is more similar to the little pig...... I can eat it! ”
Ye Xingbei blushed and glared at him: "Gu, Jun, Chase!" ”
This product has a dark wound on her body, and the amount of food is very small, but she is a senior foodie, and she can't gain weight no matter how much she eats.
With such a lot of food and a little, the amount of food she and Gu Junzhu ate was comparable.
A little girl actually has about the same amount of food as a big man, and I don't know which of the two of them is more embarrassed.
In short, because of this, the two laughed at each other a lot.
Now this thing is actually in front of her son, saying that she is a pig!
It's just too much!
Gu Jun saw that her face was flushed, and her delicate face became more and more charming, and she couldn't help but feel itchy at the tip of her heart, so she leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Baby, what's wrong with pigs?" Pigs can give birth! When the time comes, you can give birth to a litter for me, and we won't have to have three, four, or five children! ”
"......" Ye Xingbei slapped him hard, "You get out!" ”
Gu Junchai was exaggeratedly "slapped down" on the bed by her, laughing out of breath.
The little guy didn't know what his parents said, his father was so happy, he pounced on Gu Junchai and smirked with his father.
Gu Jun hugged him one by one, put him on a small pillow, and kissed him, "Good baby, it's time for you to sleep." ”
The little guy obediently nodded his little head, kissed Gu Junchai, and kissed Ye Xingbei, his little hands grabbed their hands respectively, closed his eyes, and his face was full of happiness and sweet smiles, "Good night Mom and Dad!" ”
The two leaned over to kiss him together, "Good night, baby." ”
The little one felt that he was about to fly happily, and his little body arched happily, and soon fell asleep.
When he fell asleep, Gu Jun pressed Ye Xingbei under him and kissed him, "Ye Xiaozhu, let's work hard and give birth to a litter of little piglets!" ”
Ye Xingbei: "...... Get lost! ”
Gu Jun grabbed her little rabbit and pinched it, her sparkling eyes were as charming as a charm, "Baby, you are so beautiful!" ”
"Get out! Don't think I'll compromise if you say a few sweet words! Ye Xingbei blushed and flipped him over on the bed, glared at him and said, "This is my mother's boudoir!" If you dare to do something to me in my mother's boudoir, I will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow to divorce you! ”
Gu Jun rubbed her head one by one, sighed, and looked at her like an ignorant child: "Baby, didn't anyone tell you that if there is something to say between husband and wife, you can't just mention the word divorce, otherwise it will easily affect the relationship." ”
Ye Xingbei hehe, he glanced at him: "Fifth Master Gu, you think too much, I don't have a relationship with you at all, okay?" ”
What does no emotion affect the relationship?
Laughing to death.