37. Tang monk Yang is not envious
Sure enough, after arriving at the county office, the county commander Wang Qidao didn't interrogate much, but Qin Xiaoluan took off the jade pendant and handed it over.
Regarding the origin of the jade pendant, according to Yang Buxian's previous confession, it was inherited by the ancestors of the Qin family, and his father gave it to him before he died.
Wang Qidao didn't embarrass her too much, but just ordered someone to take her to the women's prison and put her in custody.
Qin Xiaoluan never thought that he would still be in prison one day.
In costume dramas, there are a lot of such scenes, and it looks like that's what happened.
But when I actually got to the prison cell, I found that what I saw on TV and what I really felt were not the same thing at all.
First of all, no matter how real the TV series is, you can't capture the "taste" of the actual prison cell.
Let's talk about the sense of smell first, which can only be described by an advertising slogan: this sour is authentic.
First and foremost is the smell of urine, and it is a mixture of old urine that has been sour for a long time and fresh urine.
Actually, it's the smell of sweat. It's the smell of a quilt wrapped in a person who sleeps naked all winter.
Then there is the earthy smell. Imagine what it feels like to be in a small room full of mud from a spring field.
Then there's the smell of rotting corpses. It's the smell of cockroaches, rats, flies, mosquitoes, and the carcasses of all kinds of small animals.
On top of that, there's all sorts of weird smells that I don't know what they are, and the hodgepodge of these smells is the smell of prison.
The only thing to be thankful for is that this is a women's prison.
It's not because of any preferential treatment given by the cell boss, but because there are relatively few people in the women's prison.
Because there are fewer people, you can enjoy the treatment of "single room".
Qin Xiaoluan squatted down in the corner of his private room, clasped his hands on his knees, hung his head, and began to fly out of the sky again.
According to the routine on TV, it should be three, four, five, six or seven brothers now, angrily rushing to the prison, arguing loudly with the jailers, and then forcibly taking himself away.
Just when the jailers were in a dilemma, he reasoned with himself to dissuade the prince who was in a state of rage, and coldly said that she didn't care about this matter.
and then how to find the emperor with the prince and a group of other supporting characters, and finally got his grievances in the end.
The female prisoners in the surrounding prisons saw this newcomer sitting there, constantly snickering, and thought to themselves: It's over, it's over, the last time it was locked up for three months before he went crazy, and this one went crazy as soon as he came in.
When Qin Xiaoluan was thinking about it, he suddenly found a problem: it seemed that he didn't know any princes, generals, and the like.
It's not pleasant.
Think about it, I traveled to the small place of Luofeng Town, where did I go to meet the prince brother?
The more you think about it, the more infuriating it becomes.
Others are either princesses of the dynasty, or the lord of Gege County, or the daughter of the country. Even if it's a house fighting drama, at least it's the daughter of a big family!
The worst and worst situation,At least in the capital or any place where you can "meet" with the male owner!
Wearing to a poor and remote mountainous area, how can I have the opportunity to meet the male protagonist!
Not to mention, after actually passing through, I still do the work of moving bricks.
This script must have been taken incorrectly!
I won't talk about moving bricks. As a result, he ran away to open a cave in order to have bricks to move, and it ended up falling into such a broken place.
And then get such a broken thing, and be locked up here for this broken thing, how can it be reasonable!
Hey, that's right. What about Yu Qizheng's goods?
According to the plot, he shouldn't be the one who cries to the death to rescue him now...... One of them?
A supporting role like him should appear at this time.
And then in order to save me, for all kinds of strange reasons, my tongue stretched out my legs and kicked my legs, and I went to the director to get a boxed lunch?
In short, people like Yu Qizheng can't live more than three ...... on TV No, two episodes!
What's he doing? Not only do I not have a burp now, but I don't seem to have the slightest consciousness to send a burp!
Also, the old lady is locked up here because of the jade seal he gave him.
If he hadn't forced it into me, would it be today?
The more Qin Xiaoluan thought about it, the more angry he became, this Yu Qizheng was obviously a supporting role, so he didn't say anything about doing this kind of pit protagonist. The protagonist didn't come to block the gun when he was killed, and he didn't even come to see me! I don't believe that there is so much uproar in Luofeng Town, you don't know, Yu Qizheng is you, a big bastard, a white-eyed wolf, and a dog with no conscience!
Who wrote this script exactly? You're rough! The old lady promises not to kill you!
“…… Are you here? "The voice of the jailer was heard outside.
"Yes, yes, I want to come to visit Miss Qin, and I hope that the eldest brother will have a convenient trip."
"Oh, don't be so polite."
……
The corners of Qin Xiaoluan's mouth unconsciously bent upward. I thought: It seems that the script is right, but that guy is too disrespectful to come for so long.
Thinking so, he turned his back to the outside, pretending not to hear anything.
Just as she was ready to turn around in an elegant posture, and then say "What are you doing here" faintly in the coldest voice, the cell door was banged by the stick in the hand of the jailer: "Hey, count on your good life, Yang Gongzi has come to see you!" ”
Qin Xiaoluan turned his head and saw Yang Buxian holding the wooden fence of the cell with both hands, looking at him with concern.
How did it come to him? Don't come when they should come, and mess around what shouldn't come.
Wrong! What should the white-eyed wolf surnamed Yu come to!
"Xiaoluan, are you okay?" Yang Buxian's voice turned into a eunuch because of nervousness.
Qin Xiaoluan tried his best to squeeze out an enthusiastic smile: "It's okay, but it bothered Yang Gongzi." ”
Yang Buxian handed over the food box: "This is what I sent to you." This pine cake is good. Also, the air here is not good, you can eat some of this cold fungus. By the way, you must be stuffy inside. This snake gall melon seed is for you to swallow when you are bored. But don't eat too much, you'll get angry......"
Qin Xiaoluan watched Yang Buxian's lips fly up and down in a daze, and he couldn't hear a word in his ears.
What she is thinking about now is: Big brother, am I in jail now, okay? Do you think I'm going to have a lot of oil and water here?
If it was the white-eyed wolf surnamed Yu, it is estimated that what he brought now would be braised pork ribs with pork knuckle sauce.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva.
White-eyed wolf, why haven't you come yet! Phew, I've been wondering what that white-eyed wolf is doing!
Qin Xiaoluan came back to his senses, and Yang Buxian continued: "What about you, don't think too much. Pay attention to keep warm, especially at night, sleep on the pile of hay, don't sleep directly on the ground, moisture will invade the body will fall the root of the disease......"
"Young Master Yang, thank you." Although Qin Xiaoluan was very grateful in his heart, he still couldn't stand Tang Seng anymore.
In fact, this Yang Gongzi has fulfilled his duty as a supporting role, but every time Qin Xiaoluan sees his pale face, he will think of the phrase "hollowed out by wine", so he can only try not to look at his face.
Yang Buxian gave a thousand instructions, and then told the jailer at the door, and then reluctantly left the prison.