The Nameless Flower (7)
The chemistry teacher still said in his slow tone, "I said that you don't have any opinions about me, why, do you want to away by sneezing?" ”
There was a burst of laughter at the bottom, and Zhang Yige, who had been covering his nose in the next group, reported: "Teacher, who in their group is refreshed, and the taste is very strong."
The chemistry teacher pushed the eyes on the bridge of his nose: "It's a commendable thing to refresh yourself for class, but I can't figure out why someone is lying on the table with such a big smell."
He was talking about Wang Tuo, Zhou Jingyu and Guo Ziyang, but they were not spirited, but they couldn't wake up
Fang Long hurriedly turned around and called Guo Ziyang, and Tian Ziyi also kicked the butts of the two people in front of him under the table
I don't know how much the three of them ate, but they were as drunk as dead pigs, and they couldn't wake up no matter how they screamed
Seeing that the chemistry teacher was about to come down to check on himself, if he smelled the wine, the few of them would be finished
When the teacher was still less than two meters away from the table, Tian Ziyi signaled to Fang Long, and the two of them stretched out their legs together, hooked the chairs of the two in front of them, and pulled back suddenly
Wang Tuo and Zhou Jingyu's bodies flashed backwards violently, but Wang Tuo still didn't wake up, but his body fell out halfway, and Tian Ziyi took a sharp breath of cold air in the back
But at least it is still effective for Zhou Jingyu, he seems to be waking up gradually, and it is not in vain that much effort, but he is still in a state of confusion, and the chemistry teacher has already walked to the side, looking around with half-squinted eyes
The chemistry teacher sneered, bent down to observe the two of them, and muttered: "My face is as red as a monkey's ass, I can't wake up when I lie on the table, and I look like I've drunk wine."
There was another burst of laughter in the class, and several people were still coaxing over there: "The teacher is really a great joker"
Tian Ziyi bit his lower lip with his upper lip, and buried his head very low with Fang Long, not daring to come out
The chemistry teacher grabbed Wang Tuo's ears and wanted to wake him up, but Wang Tuo actually turned over and directly pushed the teacher's hand away
The chemistry teacher said to Zhou Jingyu, who was confused next to him, with a weird smile on his face: "You, stand up"
Zhou Jingyu staggered to his feet
Chemistry Teacher: "Register"
Zhou Jingyu slurred: "Zhou·· Jing · · Yu"
But the chemistry teacher didn't hear it clearly, and repeated in the back of his ear: "What is it called, walk into the nursing home"
Zhou Jingyu began to shake his head, he couldn't stand anymore, and his whole body fell backwards
Seeing that he was about to hit Tian Ziyi, Fang Long quickly stretched out his hand to catch his body, thinking that he was just taking a nap, but he didn't expect to fall asleep on Fang Long's arm like that
The chemistry teacher smiled and said, "It's good, it's all good."
Tian Ziyi deeply felt that this must be the calm before the storm
Sure enough, in front of the chemistry teacher who walked to the last Guo Ziyang seat who was sleeping on his stomach, he lowered his head and fanned the air in the usual way of smelling chemical reagents, and a smell of wine entered his nose again, he couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped the table and shouted angrily: "The representative of the chemistry class went to call your class teacher to see what your class has become now, isn't it just a good first exam, and you are crazy to the sky"
With such a roar, the whole class trembled with fright, and everyone quickly quieted down
Within a while, the head teacher hurried up
The chemistry teacher stood at the door and said with a straight face: "Teacher He, hurry up and take care of your class, I won't be in this class, when will I have a correct learning attitude and when will I be in class?"
He Simeng hurriedly apologized: "I'm really sorry Mr. Li, I've caused you trouble."
The chemistry teacher stomped his feet and left with his hands behind his back
He Simeng stood at the door, one eye on Li Jianguo, and the other at the group of god children in class eighteen
In fact, when the representative of the chemistry class ran to the preparation room to tell her that Li Jianguo was angry because someone was drunk, she already knew the ins and outs of the matter, she stood at the door and raised her head, covering her face speechlessly
After a few minutes, He Simeng slowly lowered his head and looked at the class with a helpless sigh: "Gao Zhuoyu, go to the school hospital to get some hangover medicine"
There was a little laughter underneath, and the atmosphere slowly relaxed
He Simeng also learned to walk with his hands behind his back like Li Jianguo, and walked around the whole class
When he walked to the accident area, he couldn't hold back his laughter, Zhou Jingyu lay backwards on Tian Ziyi's table, looking from the front, his legs were standing, which was sleeping with his back to his back
He Simeng couldn't cry or laugh: "Hurry up and let a few people put him down, and he will be useless when he wakes up in a while."
A few people came up next to him, supported Zhou Jingyu up, and put his limbs stiffly on the ground
This embarrassed appearance really damaged his usual image, and the girls around him who saw his real appearance instantly showed disgusted expressions
Just seized this opportunity, He Simeng was about to start to educate: "It can be seen from this incident, the so-called male gods and goddesses in your hearts are all normal people, vulgar words, they are all shit and fart and nose picking, don't think about those who don't have it all day long, it's the right thing to study hard."
Tian Ziyi secretly glanced at Fang Long, pursed his lips and smiled
However, this small action was captured by He Simeng, and she suddenly shouted sternly: "Tian Ziyi, you come out for me"
The whole class looked surprised and threw a curious look at Tian Ziyi
Tian Zi walked out of the classroom in a huff, Fang Long looked at her back, and couldn't help but want to laugh, not knowing what Xiao He was going to tell her again
As soon as Tian Zi stepped out of the sight of the people inside, He Simeng grabbed her and asked, "Did they eat that wine chocolate?"
Tian Ziyi nodded innocently: "They stole the food, and they became like this as soon as I came back from the preparation room."
He Simeng: "Don't eat this kind of chocolate from unknown sources in the future, you know, I just bit into the chocolate and felt wrong, so I took one and gave it to a male teacher who was very good at drinking in the same room, but I didn't expect him to taste it and say that this is not an ordinary wine chocolate, the alcohol in it is very high, and the stamina is very great, and he may go up if he eats three to his extent, how many of them eat?" ”
Tian Ziyi rolled his eyes and recalled in his heart, thought for a while and said: "I remember that the box was written with twenty, I gave you three, Fang Long bit one, and the remaining sixteen were eaten by the three of them, it's really strange."
But as they spoke, they began to laugh gloatingly
Gao Zhuoyu took the hangover medicine back, saying that the medicine was very good and could work in twenty minutes, and then a few boys came up and broke the mouths of the three of them together and fed the medicine, and in the next twenty minutes, He Simeng turned on the computer and played a funny video for the others, and the whole class was waiting for the three of them to wake up
Twenty minutes later
Zhou Jingyu woke up first, presumably lying on the ground a little cold, he rubbed his hair, looked around with a confused expression, and slowly stood up and sat on the chair
He Simeng walked over slowly with his hands behind his back: "Zhou Jingyu, wake up"
Zhou Jingyu knew that he had made a big mistake, and he didn't dare to say anything
After a while, Guo Ziyang also slowly woke up, he slept the most solidly, and he didn't change his posture from beginning to end
He struggled to raise his head, both arms were already pressed unconscious, and he shouted in pain: "Fang Long, help me pat my arm, it's numb"
As he spoke, he didn't see the head teacher standing behind him
Fang Long turned his head and gave him a thump on the arm with a smile
Suddenly, He Simeng shouted: "Guo Ziyang, stand up"
Guo Ziyang was frightened, and reflexively prepared to stand up, but because his legs were also numb, he knelt down in the direction of the diagonal front
Just let the people directly opposite take advantage, and they shouted one after another: "Flat, flat"