"It doesn't matter. ”

Before Gary could react, the four-armed Naga named Talos had graciously forgiven him for what he could only describe as slow progress.

The human mercenary felt that something was wrong, he was the victim, didn't he, why did he suddenly fall to the point of taking the initiative to apologize.

But Gairy's mind was full of questions and confusion, and he didn't have time to dwell on it, just a brief pause and then went straight to the point, he had enough of these dreams: "I want to know why me?"

He is just an ordinary human mercenary who knows some spells and martial arts, and he has not usually done anything heinous or unreasonable, at most he is drunk and dreams in bars and nightclubs, and occasionally hunts for beauty and has a one-night stand;

On the other hand, there has never been any lofty ideals, and it is not like some soft bones who are trying to curry favor with goblins to gain more power, status, and money, nor like some radical human organizations that spend their days thinking about how to overthrow goblin rule and make trouble everywhere.

So, why he had encountered a whole fifteen weird dreams in the state of Shaloman, he couldn't figure it out.

"Don't think about it, you are indeed an ordinary human being, with mediocre strength, decadent personality, poor aesthetic standards, and mediocre appearance, but fortunately, the great and merciful god of joy and reproduction is willing to give you a chance to save the world, become a superhero, and change your future life. ”

Gary, who had never heard of the god of pleasure and reproduction and had not sorted out the logic in it: "......"

But none of this affected him from continuing to plead, "Spare me, to be reasonable, I've been tormented by dreams every night lately, mentally weakened, physically exhausted, and even if you give me the opportunity to save the world, I will unfortunately mess up." ”

"Well, I'm very happy that you can deeply analyze your own shortcomings and shortcomings, but there is no need to take yourself too lightly. Talos gestured to the large school of three-eyed octopuses that had clustered him in the middle, "See? they're my favorite pets, and they're great for relieving boredom." ”

"Now, I allow you to choose one, the dream is not in line with the real time flow, you can masturbate to your heart's content, relax, and enjoy your body and mind, so that you will not be tired, only mediocre strength, decadent character, clumsy aesthetics and ordinary appearance are left. ”

The human mercenary subconsciously looked at the three-eyed octopus, only to see that each of them stared at three red eyes, slowly waving eight thick and slender tentacles, which was not an illusion, and the mouth on each tentacle opened with a sense of malice, revealing sharp teeth similar to those of lampreys inside - they were silently threatening him.

Gary sighed, he wasn't comforted, and he didn't think it was a good idea, and it was probably the right direction for things to go later when he was eaten by the three-eyed octopus rather than he was petting the octopus, which had happened many times in his dreams over the past few nights.

"Well, what disaster is coming to the poor world?" By now, it was very obvious that his arm could not twist his thigh, and he had no second choice but to compromise, "Declare in advance, if it is the same end as the millennial catastrophe, you don't have to choose me, or choose someone again as soon as possible." ”

"Millennium Cataclysm, what's that?"

The human mercenary was surprised, he couldn't understand why a four-armed Naga couldn't understand the millennial cataclysm that couldn't be avoided anyway—myths, legends, anecdotes, stories, history, there was so much to tell about it—so he had to resign himself to explaining it in detail, describing the problems and irreversible effects that it had caused.

A big hand that fell from the sky, snatching away the origin of the sun, causing the world to be traumatized, Talos touched his chin, feeling that this statement was somewhat familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

It must have something to do with my broken memories of being eaten up by the snake python, Talos thought indignantly.

Knowing the crux of the matter, the four-armed Naga stopped rambling and said solemnly, "Human, do you know? In the depths of this uninhabited primeval rainforest, an evil force is rising! Listen, you are the most suitable person I can find in a short time, and you must destroy it before that force is strong enough to sweep the world, or the world will come to an end." ”

"I, are you sure?" said Gary laughing to himself.

It may be a bit frustrating to say this, but the middle-aged man really doesn't think that he is capable enough to take on the responsibility of saving the world, look at the words Naga used just now, "evil force", "sweeping the world", "doomsday", how much disaster must it be?

What the four-armed Naga really needed was a well-equipped army with adequate weapon support and tactical guidance, not a human mercenary who had no choice but hand-to-hand combat after leaving the water source.

After all, this is no longer the age of magic and mages, nor is it the age of personal heroism.

"Of course, at this point in time, there were only two humans in the entire primeval rainforest, except for the ugly and dwarf green-skinned goblins. Baldness is too ugly to match my aesthetics, choose one of the two, do you think I have a better choice?"

"......" Gary opened his mouth, a little deflated, "Actually, that's not what I just asked, but forget it, it doesn't matter, I want to say that goblins are the rulers of the world at the moment, and you'd better not use words like 'ugly', 'short', 'greenskin' or anything like that, otherwise you will face charges and jail time if you are not careful." ”

Pride and inferiority are true portrayals of goblins.

They used to be the weakest intelligent race in the world, relying on goblin engineering to barely protect themselves, and did not become vassals or slaves of other races, until the millennium cataclysm after the living environment was improved, and they really appeared on the stage of history and became rulers, these special encounters and historical reasons made them overly sensitive in terms of skin color, height and appearance.

"Why do you think I, the great god of pleasure and reproduction, would be afraid of a group of goblins?"

Talos was dissatisfied with Gehry's persuasion, not to mention his identity as a god, both the essence of life and his individual strength were beyond the reach of mortal goblins.

Taking a step back, even if he is really an ordinary Naga, it has always been others who have accommodated him, and where is there any reason for him to accommodate and please others.

Gehry's eyes widened in disbelief, "God of Pleasure and Reproduction, are you really a god!?"

Surprised, the human mercenary used honorifics in his conversation with Talos for the first time.

"Of course, didn't I mention that earlier?"

As he spoke, a coercion that made Gary's soul tremble burst out from the four-armed Naga, and at the same time, the huge flames surrounding him tumbled violently, radiating clear and clear flame light, illuminating the entire dream into a dream-like divine realm.

The belief of human mercenaries is that of the Creator, and it has always been the most mainstream belief in the world, but, frankly, no one has ever actually seen the Creator, and the priests who practiced in the temple alongside the mages in ancient times were no exception.

Of course, from ancient times to the present, there has always been no shortage of characters who claim to have seen the Creator, true or false, and the closest one to the present is a goblin, who is also the founding father of the Goblin Empire, the first president.

He claims to have met the Creator in a dream and received a revelation that in the context of a new age dominated by goblins, the Creator needs a new image, the "god of electricity and technology" worshipped by goblin engineers today.

Naturally, Gary didn't believe in the goblins, but it was just a small trick to weaken the mainstream status of the traditional three-sided belief in the Creator and assimilate humans from the point of view.

It is also for this reason that when the four-armed Naga first mentioned the god of pleasure and reproduction, Gehry subconsciously regarded the other party as a member of a new sect with some special supernatural power, rather than the gods themselves—the belief in the Creator is so deeply rooted that the gods of other sects appear as incarnations or aspects of the Creator.

Now that he came back to his senses, Gehry's entire spiritual world was trembling, which was so shocking!

God, the living god, a god who claims to be the god of pleasure and reproduction, appears in his dreams!

Anyone else, at this moment, he is estimated to have been carried away by excitement and excitement, and he will not hesitate to take on any task assigned by the gods, Gary is different, the middle-aged man may have many shortcomings, but his years of mercenary career and rich life experience have maintained his last bit of sanity as a mage: how powerful it must be to be called "evil" by a god!

"What is that evil force, or who is the owner of that power?"

It is an honor to be entrusted with a mission by a god, but Gary prefers to be alive to glory.

"The Demon God of Lust and Proliferation is also my opposite!"

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