Chapter 737: The Lewd Thief Yulang
Unexpectedly, as soon as Gu Qianshan's voice fell, someone on the street shouted: "Come on, the thief has done evil again." Come on. "Let's go to the east of the city together." "Go, go." ••••••
Gu Qianshan coughed lightly and said, "What a fool." ”
Wu Yunzhao laughed.
Gu Qianshan stood up and said hurriedly: "Go and take a look." ”
Wu Yunzhao picked up the empty teacup in front of him, placed it in front of Gu Qianshan's eyes, and said with a smile: "Pour tea." ”
Gu Qianshan was stunned, and said in his heart: "I tried my best to lure the prostitute out, why didn't the prostitute move and didn't look at it." ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "In broad daylight, look at what kind of lewd thief." ”
Gu Qianshan suddenly, patted his head, and said, "Oh, it's true." Why is it still daytime? When I heard about the adulterer, I thought it was night. He sat down, picked up the teapot, poured tea for Wu Yunzhao, and poured tea for himself.
Wu Yunzhao said: "Sensitive people like us are not suitable for this kind of strange excitement, the best way is to hide far away, not see the process, only listen to the result." ”
Gu Qianshan said: "Feel like there's a situation? ”
Wu Yunzhao was about to answer, when he suddenly heard another shouting voice from the street: "The thief is in the west of the city, everyone chase after him!" "Chase!" "Where" and "West of the City"••••••
Wu Yunzhao and Gu Qianshan glanced at each other, and looked out the window in unison, only to see a group of Jianghu people holding bright blades and heading straight to the west of the city.
Gu Qianshan said with a smile: "This is strange, for a while in the east of the city, and in the west of the city for a while, the legs and feet of the lewd thief are too fast." ”
Wu Yunzhao had some thoughts in his heart, and said, "Wait a little longer, will Chengnan also have it?" ”
Gu Qianshan also noticed the subtlety in the meantime, and said, "Maybe there is also one in the north of the city." Come, come, have some tea. Eat more snacks and don't waste them. ”
The two of them sat peacefully.
After a while, there were prostitution thieves in the south of the city, then there were prostitution thieves in the north of the city, and then there were prostitution thieves outside the city.
The thief seems to have learned the doppelganger technique, and he is scattered in all directions.
It's so strange.
In the teahouse, the guests, shopkeepers and servants all went out to join in the fun, and behold, only Wu Yunzhao and Gu Qianshan were left.
Gu Qianshan asked, "You say, what is the purpose of him doing this?" ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "The purpose of creating chaos is, of course, to fish in troubled waters." ”
Gu Qianshan asked, "Is it you this mermaid?" ”
Wu Yunzhao smiled: "Maybe." ”
Gu Qianshan said: "You're quite happy. ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "Beauty has been recognized, what's not to be happy about." Am I not a true beauty? ”
Gu Qianshan flattered: "Yes, of course, you are a great beauty who is unparalleled in the world." ”
Wu Yunzhao laughed and said softly: "Good! ”
Gu Qianshan understood that Wu Yunzhao liked to listen to flattery, so he wanted to praise a few more words of flattery, so at this moment, a low male voice suddenly came from the roof: "Do beauties like to listen to beautiful words?" My brother is better than what you originally said, come and listen to my brother. The tone is smooth and frivolous, and you know that you are not a good person when you hear it.
"Original" Gu Qianshan blew and stared.
Wu Yunzhao responded: "You wait, I'll go up, ugly words are ahead, if your words don't meet my heart, I won't give the silver girl." ”
The man on the roof laughed and said, "I'm afraid that if you give me too much silver, your original partner will be unhappy." ”
Gu Qianshan said secretly: "Lewd thief? ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "Mostly." He used the system to replace his normal clothes, returned his shirt to Gu Qianshan, pointed downstairs, and signaled to go downstairs first, and then go up to the roof. With the martial arts of the two of them, it is not a problem to go up directly through the window, but it is easy to be attacked, and it is better to take a few more steps to be safe.
Wu Yunzhao and Gu Qianshan flew onto the roof.
The person on the roof looked no different from Gu Qianshan, and there was no doubt that he was a thief.
He looked at Wu Yunzhao with a smile, his eyes were salivating, and he praised: "Beautiful, it's really beautiful, it's even more beautiful up close." "It's full of hues.
Wu Yunzhao giggled, coquettish, like a boneless snake climbing on Gu Qianshan's shoulder, and said delicately: "I thought you would say something, it turned out that you would say a beautiful word." It's not good, it's not good. Sure enough, the broken shoes just don't compare to the original. ”
The lewd thief was fascinated by beauty, and he was not angry when he was scolded, but felt useful, and said with a smile: "What's the use of speaking well, it's really good to do a good job." As the saying goes, wildflowers are always more fragrant than home flowers, and beauties appreciate their faces and inspect the goods? ”
Wu Yunzhao chirped: "Phew, you waste mule." Jiao smiled: "Hey, it's been so many days, tell me who has a surname?" ”
The lewd thief said, "Yes, why not." If the big beauty wants to ask, I have to answer it in one breath before I die. ”
Wu Yunzhao smiled: "This is quite good. He patted Gu Qianshan on the chest and said, "I have written down these words, and I will learn them in the future." ”
Gu Qianshan was silent and nodded. Behind the mask is a gloomy face.
The lewd thief said: "The surname is Wang, the name is Yulang, and the girl is polite." ”
Wu Yunzhao shouted happily: "Yulang! ”
Wang Yulang responded: "Hey", elongated the tone, and said in his heart: "The big beauty is very good." "I just feel that the bones in my whole body are crispy.
Wu Yunzhao said: "It's a beautiful name." You are so capable, who are the two of us, I don't need to introduce it. ”
Wang Yulang said: "Junior brother Yulang has seen Brother Gu and sister-in-law Gu. "Bow down, take care of things.
Gu Qianshan snorted and said angrily: "Don't be busy climbing relatives first. As the saying goes: It's fun, sister-in-law, I don't dare to accept your little brother. ”
Wang Yulang stood up straight and smiled slightly.
Wu Yunzhao said angrily: "Look at your stinginess. Don't worry, I don't look down on the guy who is strong on the outside. ”
Gu Qianshan hooked the corners of his mouth and said secretly: "Boss, what nonsense are you talking about him, hurry up and catch him." ”
Wu Yunzhao clinged to Gu Qianshan and said secretly: "Let's arrest him, where will Shi Long's face go?" Meaning, meaning. Delay for a while, and when the scattered Jianghu people come back, let's play two tricks and pretend to let him escape. The foundation of our martial arts can't be leaked. ”
Gu Qianshan scolded secretly: "Trouble." ”
Wu Yunzhao secretly reminded: "Be careful, in case he pulls your mask." ”
How could Wang Yulang have imagined that the two could communicate without opening their mouths. He saw Wu Yunzhao's enchanting posture, and he was full of charms beside Gu Qianshan, and thought that Wu Yunzhao and Gu Qianshan were deliberately flirting and scolding in front of him, envious and jealous.
Wang Yulang couldn't get used to seeing the beauty in the arms of others, so he could only look at it and not touch it, and said loudly: "Big beauty, why did I do it outside the strong." I look similar to my eldest brother, like twin brothers, and if you want to be like me, he will be like you. ”
Wu Yunzhao has been a bandit, led soldiers, and mixed with rough men all the way, so he didn't care about Wang Yulang's meat words at all, and replied: "Yulang's words are different, some things are used too many times, and they are not easy to use." Do you know where the embroidery needle came from? ”
Wang Yulang said: "How did you come here?" ”
Wu Yunzhao chuckled and said, "I don't know how the embroidery needle came from, you are really a great mallet." For your sake of praising my beauty, I will tell you. As the saying goes, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, and this pestle is getting thinner and thinner. Little brother Yulang, do you understand? If you have time, hurry up and find Lang Zhong to take a look, don't shy away from medical treatment. ”
Gu Qianshan blushed and felt ashamed of Wu Yunzhao.
Wang Yulang met the girl who was talking nonsense for the first time, and he was very surprised, and said in his heart: "The beauty style is so bold, if you get to the bed, hey, hey." "Rubbing his hands, giggling, his eyes shining.
Unable to wait for other Jianghu people to help, Wu Yunzhao said in his heart: "It's also a group of mallets, which lewd thief can commit crimes in all directions, don't you know what it means to strike east and west?" I had to continue to delay, and said with a smile: "Little brother Yulang, let me ask you, you were still in the west of the city just now, why did you suddenly go to the east of the city, and how did you get outside the city in the blink of an eye?" ”
Wang Yulang was proud of playing a group of people in the rivers and lakes, and he didn't mind telling Wu Yunzhao about it, so he said proudly: "When the beauty asks, I always have to answer." To tell you the truth, I drugged those girls. This medicine of mine is a good thing, after taking it, it is fluttering, the taste is wonderful, and a person can be happy. ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "I see, you are so smart. ”
Wang Yulang said: "The beauty has won the award." To get a compliment from you really makes me willing to die. ”
Wu Yunzhao smiled again, as if he was flattered by Wang Yulang's words, and said, "You have been refusing to come out, why did you come out in broad daylight today?" ”
Wang Yulang said: "Naturally, I came for the beauty, but I'm afraid you won't believe it." ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "What is there not to believe. You are a butterfly and bee picking flowers, I am a beauty like flowers, you come to find me, isn't that a matter of course. ”
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