Chapter 60: Nothing

She was annoying again, Han Baichuan's calm black eyes were instantly covered with ice and snow, and he looked coldly at Jiang Cheng'er who was blocking the door, meaning to let her dodge quickly.

Jiang Cheng'er opened her arms, "Tell me first, where did the wild goose go, and what about my wild goose legs, which you ate raw?" ”

Han Baichuan's sword eyebrows were furrowed, he was already angry with her, he didn't want to pay attention to her, she was endless.

He picked up a wooden stick and wrote a line on the ground.

"You actually sold the wild goose to the rich man, who allowed you to do this?" Jiang Cheng'er covered her face and pretended to cry, "Woo, my goose legs, you really ran away, don't you know how much I miss you?" ”

Han Baichuan ignored her fake crying, he made his own decisions about what he hunted, why should he tell her.

Jiang Cheng'er rolled her eyes, "How much money is sold, give me one-third." ”

Gluttony, greed for money! Han Baichuan wrote "One Hundred Essays" on the ground.

Jiang Cheng'er stroked her palm, "You can, a wild goose is a hundred yuan, it's really easy to make money." I don't want much, just give me thirty cents. ”

Han Baichuan erased the word "hundred" from 100 texts and added two words to the end, which became "don't give a penny".

"Miser, my legs, fragrant wild goose legs, ...... you come back" Jiang Cheng'er protested.

Annoying, really annoying! This woman will do something besides pestering men. He is not one of those men who are easily confused by her, he can't get rid of her, he simply scares her away.

Han Baichuan took out a colorful snake from his sleeve and threw it in front of her.

"Snake!" Jiang Cheng'er let out an exclamation and stepped on the snake's seven inches, only to find that the snake was dead.

"I'm bored, next time I'll get a live one to play with, I can't roast the wild goose legs, and the fried snake section is also very fragrant, okay, I'll take it."

Jiang Cheng'er smiled and wrapped the snake around her waist as a belt, "Look, it's quite chic." ”

Han Baichuan was dumbfounded, is this still a woman, there is nothing she is not afraid of.

He quickly wrote a line, "Snakes don't have legs, you don't score." ”

Jiang Cheng'er raised her eyebrows, "Who said that snakes don't have legs, the snake's belly is full of legs, otherwise how can it run so fast." ”

Han Baichuan replied on the ground, "That's a centipede."

"Ah, and the centipede, where's it? Give me, give me! This is a good herb that can be sold for money. "Jiang Cheng'er did not refuse to come.

Han Baichuan was defeated, and he couldn't communicate with this kind of woman, so he angrily wiped all the words on the ground with his feet.

He was just about to go into the house and hide, when he suddenly remembered that she had promised to give him a piece of soap yesterday as a reward for borrowing something, but until now he had not seen a shadow of the soap.

He played sign language and made a laundry action, Jiang Cheng'er understood in seconds, pretending not to understand.

"Oh, you're asking me to give you back the snake, yes, you're not afraid of me shouting indecent, just come and untie my belt."

Han Baichuan suddenly pulled out a sharp dagger and slashed at Jiang Cheng'er's willow waist without hesitation.

The cold light brushed and flickered, and in an instant, the snake was cut into many small pieces, Han Baichuan waved his big hand, and all the snake segments fell into the leaves he was holding in his palm.

"What a trick! Play one more! Jiang Cheng'er cheered loudly.

Han Baichuan folded his palm, wrapped the snake segment, and threw it to Jiang Cheng'er angrily.

Jiang Cheng'er teased, "I said beautiful man, your dagger is so not sharp, even my coat has not been torn......"

Before Jiang Cheng'er's words fell, Han Baichuan's hand was raised, and the dagger flew straight towards Jiang Cheng'er's neck.

"!" Jiang Cheng'er exclaimed, only to feel a cold neck, and in the flash of light, the dagger grazed the skin of her neck and plunged deep into the trunk.

Jiang Cheng'er was so frightened that her hairs stood on end, and she touched her neck, but she felt a strand of hair that had been shaved off.

Han Baichuan said secretly, a woman without a proper shape, she is not afraid of heaven and earth, and now she finally knows that she is afraid.

Jiang Cheng'er was furious, "Big ice cube, cold-blooded man, don't I just joke with you, you can use your poisonous hands." I'll admit that your dagger is sharp, and you sharpen iron like clay, all right.

If the dagger is a little bit off, I will die with a whimper, what good will it do you to kill me? You yourself are in the wilderness, and there is no one to accompany you, so you should be a bachelor for the rest of your life and die alone! ”

Han Baichuan's face was condensed, if he didn't even have this bit of accuracy, then the flying knife skills that he had practiced for more than ten years would be in vain, if he really wanted to kill her, she would have her life at this time.

He likes to be quiet, and if he marries a woman as noisy as her, it is better to die alone.

Jiang Cheng'er was angry, "I'm a weak woman, why are you so scared, you scared me out of trouble, I rely on you, rely on you for a lifetime!" ”

Han Baichuan raised his eyebrows, knocked her head last time, and she relied on her to ask for all the hunted animal legs, I don't know what she wants to rely on this time?

Jiang Cheng'er said, "You compensate me for my mental damages, I don't want more, only 1115 copper coins." ”

This amount of money is exactly the money she bought for the white fox skin, and she paid him on credit, with interest, she wanted to repay the debt, no way!

Han Baichuan took out a piece of paper from his sleeve and unfolded it in front of Jiang Cheng'er's eyes.

It's an IOU! Jiang Cheng'er was overjoyed, did he want to return the IOU to her?

saw Han Baichuan holding the IOU and shaking his head, and made a sign language, meaning that if she didn't pay back the money, he would have evidence to sue her.

Causing her to be happy in vain, Jiang Cheng'er reached out angrily to grab the IOU.

Han Baichuan raised his arm, and Jiang Cheng'er grabbed the air, almost pounced on him. She steadied herself and jumped high to grab it.

Han Baichuan folded the IOU and hid it in his sleeve again.

Jiang Cheng'er was in a hurry and had no choice, so he persuaded him a few words, but he just didn't agree to tear up the IOU.

Jiang Cheng'er didn't give up, "You frightened me, you must compensate me for my mental loss, it's okay if you don't lose money, you teach me to practice flying knives." Flying out like I did just now, pointing where to insert, I can use it to deal with the bad guys after I have practiced. ”

She slandered, hum, the first one was used against him, and he was treated in the same way as others.

Han Baichuan saw through her thoughts, he shook his head and pointed to Jiang Cheng'er's head and hands, meaning that she was too stupid to learn.

Jiang Cheng'er pouted angrily, "There are no stupid apprentices, only stupid masters, if I don't believe you, I must learn very quickly." ”

Han Baichuan glanced at her and picked up a stone from the ground for her, meaning that she could start by practicing throwing stones.

Jiang Cheng'er was annoyed, hum, he alluded to her like a stubborn stone, stubborn.

"You're a big rock, a big ice, a big wood! I don't care about anything else with you, but you scared me, you must apologize to me, otherwise I will not be finished with you, I will keep pestering you and annoying you! ”

Han Baichuan frowned and thought about it, good men don't fight with women, especially Laipi women, he symbolically arched his hand and made an apology.

"No sincerity, start over." Jiang Cheng'er did not accept it.

Han Baichuan gritted his teeth in anger, in order to let her go quickly, he had no choice but to arch his hand again, this time in place.

Jiang Cheng'er raised her head, "The little woman has clear grievances, I forgive you for today's incident." Tomorrow I will send the soap over, and I will pay you back a lot of money when it is due, integrity first. But you have to remember that you are not allowed to deliberately scare me or bully me in the future, otherwise you must compensate me for my mental loss. ”

Han Baichuan had a cold face and wrote on the ground, "If I am annoyed to death by you, how can you compensate me for my mental loss, should I be compensated for my life?" ”

Jiang Cheng'er looked at the line of words, was silent for a while, and then turned her eyes to Han Baichuan's serious face, staring at him for a long time.

She bit her lip and spoke slowly, "That day by the river, I inadvertently saved your life, and later in the forest, you also saved me." Nothing is greater than the grace of saving lives, deeper than the love of saving lives, and I mistakenly thought that we were already friends in life and death. ”

Han Baichuan's heartstrings shook, friend? No, he doesn't need friends, he doesn't have friends, no one is worth his trust.

Even if Jiang Cheng'er saved her life, he never fully believed her.

Jiang Cheng'er's voice was so calm that there were no waves, "That night, in front of this bamboo house, when I drank with you, I could see very clearly that you drank one by one and were clearly sad. I know that you have unspeakable depression in your heart, you live alone in the wilderness, you have troubles and no one to talk to, not to mention that you can't speak, and you will be even more depressed. ”

Han Baichuan seemed to have been poked in the heart and lowered his head slightly.

"No one is born with a pistachio, and there is a problem to find a way to solve. Before I met you, I experienced a catastrophe of life and death, and understood a truth, life is short, and happiness is paramount.

I originally wanted to accompany you more, even if it was to make trouble with you and go crazy with you, as long as it could relieve the bitterness in your heart. If you really don't need it, annoy me, and I won't bother you in the future. If you're happy, take your leave. ”

Jiang Cheng'er's voice became colder and colder, without a trace of temperature, and turned to leave after speaking.

Han Baichuan stood in front of the bamboo house for a long time, and Jiang Cheng'er's words echoed in his mind over and over again.

Jiang Cheng'er came home, cleaned the snake segments, sprinkled them with salt, and made a fried snake segment, which was fragrant and crispy, and tasted very good.

Liu and Ping'er were so frightened that they covered their eyes, not to mention eating snake meat, they didn't even dare to look at it.

Jiang Cheng'er didn't force them and encouraged Tao'er to take a bite.

Seeing that her sister was eating happily, Tao'er held the chopsticks and hesitated for a while before shaking her hand and picking up a piece and taking a small bite carefully, fragrant!

Tao'er closed her eyes and ate a whole piece of snake meat, still unsatisfied, and ate two more pieces in a row.

Ping'er peeked through her fingers to see the eldest sister and the second sister eating snake meat, and the child was afraid and wanted to try it.

Jiang Cheng'er picked up a piece of snake and skinned it, which was not so scary, and she handed it to Ping'er, who was eager to try.

Ping'er took it and took a big bite with the vigor of looking at death, well, eating snake meat is not as terrible as expected, and it is quite delicious.

Jiang Cheng'er laughed, and the previous unhappiness was swept away.

The next day, the clouds were long in the east.

Jiang Cheng'er got up early and started a new day's life, the air was fresh, the mood was comfortable, and everything in the countryside was so beautiful.

The firewood crackled in the stove, and the fragrance of rice porridge wafted out.