Volume 1: I Am the Heavenly Master Chapter 19 Crappy Lao Li
In the middle of the night, Li Qirong walked through the door and came to the house.
I explained to her some of the discomforts that new souls tend to experience, and taught her how to face death properly and establish a correct view of the soul.
When it came to leaving her parents, she couldn't help but feel sad again. With the shameful idea of wasting it, I finally filled my bottle, which was slightly thicker than Huoxiang Zhengqi Water.
We talked until two o'clock in the morning, and she was really not used to being a soul and refused to rest. I had to call Yao out, she can do the job of chatting with her. And I'm just a physical body, and without rest, tomorrow I'll be sad.
I hung the exorcism talisman back behind the door and warned Li Qirong, 'As long as she doesn't go out, the Spirit Eater won't be able to enter, and this charm is mainly to prevent the Spirit Eater from coming to the door.' ’
I was sure that Yao would be able to explain what she wanted to know in the long night, so I went back to my bedroom and went to sleep.
The next day, just after dawn, Lao Li called and asked me to give him a card number, and he transferred to me the fee for opening his eyes yesterday.
I was polite for more than ten seconds, but I still promised to send him the bank card number for a while, the wish of an old man who lost his independence, we can't help but receive this feeling. This Monday, according to the plan, I have to go to the villa area to survey the site. With yesterday's lesson, I have more eyes, and the bottom of the pot in Boss Ouyang's kitchen was scraped clean by me.
Ouyang Jia was a little strange, "I didn't invite you today!" You can't be paid. ”
"You said it earlier! I thought I would go back to work without notice, but when I came to see that there was nothing wrong, I came to the kitchen to do chores. I angrily brought his cauldron back to the stove.
I can't say that I'm here for the ashes at the bottom of the pot, once I say it, I want to scrape it later, and I guess it's impossible to scrape it without paying.
The boss threw another bottle of Kang Shuaifu and said, "I should compensate you for your hard work." ”
The purchase price is less than a piece of five copycats, and it is a pity to throw it away, I did not refuse the kindness of the boss.
I carefully wrapped the dry ash at the bottom of the pot in a small plastic sealing bag, and wrapped more than 20 bags of it, and put the still wet ones in a place where they could be exposed to direct sunlight. I packed five bags on my body, prepared five intermediate charms that had just been drawn, and dialed the phone number of the client in the villa area.
"Hello, Boss Ou said that you need a Heavenly Master, and I am Heavenly Master Xiao Yang." When the call was connected, I identified myself.
"O Dr. Lou! Probably not today, I'll contact you another day! Ok bye. A female voice answered the question, who is Dr. Lu? Before I could come to my senses, I hung up the phone.
Strange things happen every year, especially today. I can't care so much, just as she's messing around with someone now, and she doesn't want to expose herself and invited the Heavenly Master.
The plans have been disrupted, but I can go to the train station to see if there are any other commissions, and then go to the academy in the evening to find the ghostly bad luck.
I came to the message list of Xinxing Railway Station, but I only saw two commissions that were posted three months ago.
It was too long for me to pick it up, so I went home and saw how the two souls at home were talking. On the way, I didn't forget to go to the regular supermarket to buy a rice cooker, and then went to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables.
Li Qirong saw that I was going to cook by myself, and praised again and again: "There are really not many boys who can cook now, do you have a girlfriend?" No, I introduced my roommate to you. ”
I smiled: "Forget it, if it weren't for poverty, who would want to cook by themselves!" ”
This is the truth, and besides, Li Qirong and I are not too familiar with each other, and it is not suitable for over-the-top jokes. While he was busy, there was a knock at the door.
The two souls dodged and dodged to the side.
The door opened, and Lao Li stood at the door in full gear.
Two sets of yellow robes, two swords with tasseled mahogany, a spirit conjuring ling, and a large bag of fake talismans drawn on yellow paper.
"Xiao Yang, it's too dangerous for you to deal with spirits alone, I bought some equipment for you to see if you can take advantage of it, if you can, I want to go with you." Also, your card number hasn't been sent to me, so I thought you might be at home, so I sent it to you personally. ”
I looked out the window and saw his car parked on the side of the road, and two mounted police officers were taking pictures for evidence.
"Uncle, your car..."
Lao Li saw it, and just wanted to call, he stopped again and said while entering the house: "Paste it, post it, nothing is more important than avenging your daughter." ”
Li Qirong and Yao were so frightened that they squeezed in again.
I smiled and said, "It's okay, I see that except for the peach wood sword statue, everything else is used for possibility." With that, I pulled out two mahogany swords from under his armpits.
I took it in my hand and felt it, the length of the sword was one foot (23.1 cm), and the workmanship was fine. I took a closer look at the wood grain on the sword's body, it was peachwood.
"Uncle, if you really have a heart, I can get these two swords, and I will return you to exorcise evil spirits in two years."
"If you like it, take it, and don't return anything yet. By the way, is my daughter still around? ”
Obviously, he didn't understand what I meant. In fact, the soul of peach wood is not as afraid as the legend, that is because in ancient times, the feudal rulers were afraid of the flood of swords among the people, so they issued sword control orders. In the past, the Celestial Master used to deal with powerful spirits, and he usually used ordinary steel swords. Since the prohibition of the sword was issued, the Celestial Masters had to find a suitable weapon to deal with the spirits again. Slowly, the wooden sword made of peach wood became the standard for the Heavenly Master.
Just a wooden sword, it has no lethal power on the soul. But the Celestial Master can control the breath in the body (modern people like to say it is true qi) and stimulate it from the fingers of the sword. Everyone knows that the mulberry willow and the peach and the five trees drive away evil spirits, but they have not paid attention to the fact that the peach wood is yang, contrary to the other four attributes, it is precisely because it is yang, and the sword qi stimulated by the heavenly master can be transmitted through the peach wood, and the sword qi at the front end of the sword finger about three inches can be increased by one foot.
However, the brand-new peachwood sword does not have this layer of sword qi.
But a peachwood sword that has been used by the Heavenly Master for a long time will have a qualitative leap, and ordinary people will take it in their hands or put it at home, and the remaining sword qi imprints will make the soul take the initiative to retreat. The peachwood sword has also become a high-level spiritual object, and ordinary high-level celestial masters will have a peachwood sword that has followed them for a long time. I am different from other heavenly masters, I am against violence, a good heart is overflowing at any time, and most of the work of exorcising evil spirits, I mainly persuade and educate, and do not take action easily. Even if I move my hands, I have about two inches of sword qi and can protect myself.
Since Lao Li is so polite, I didn't be polite to him anymore, because my car is worth a lot of money, and he won't take this kind of thing that can be bought for dozens of yuan to heart.
"Your daughter is here, but you can't see her. Say whatever you want, she can hear you. ”
"This is the cost of my eyes yesterday. Xiao Yang...... Can you help us get the word across? Lao Li said as he sorted out a stack of red tickets, which should be 1,000.
I haven't talked enough for two hours yesterday, and this requirement makes me feel that this peachwood sword is going to be lost. But I can't get used to him, thinking of this, I said solemnly: "I'm sorry Lao Li, I still have business to do in the afternoon." ”
"Is that okay then?" He looked expectant.
"I'm going to go to the academy tonight to find the Soul Eater, and if I can, I'll have it today."
"Oh! Then I'll go with you, and more helpers will be fine. ”
I'm speechless, such a middle-aged and elderly ordinary person who can't do anything, how can he help with it? Don't mess with me, I'll be amitophobi.
He looked at me with a sad face, and hurriedly said: "As long as you can help my daughter avenge, I will be your driver for a few days, I will send you where you go, how about this?" ”
"Don't worry! Even if it doesn't have your daughter's business, I won't care about this kind of thing. "I comforted him, but I didn't dare to say, 'I'm not completely sure I'm going to destroy it.'"
"Okay, where are you going?"
I think that their older generation always has a habit of giving money to money, and when the money is in their hands, they don't take the initiative to push me politely, and they seem to forget to say a few words, and there is no good man. Until now, the 1,000 yuan was still in his hand and not handed to me, and I was ready for a long time and there was no room to show my 'skill is not as good as others', and I was worried about who to tell in my heart.
"Isn't it that I'm talking too much, I'll shut up now." Mr. Li noticed that I was displeased, and raised his hand to cover his mouth.
Now it's okay, he raised the wad of money in his hand and put it to his mouth, and suddenly reacted.
"You can just talk to your daughter like you would write a letter to your daughter, and she can hear her." By the time I answered him, a thousand dollars had gone into my pocket.
"I have a solution, but you can't push me away."
At this time, Yao interjected, and Lao Li naturally couldn't hear it.
"What's the solution?"
Lao Li watched me speak into the air and froze in place.
"Every day after you enter the realm of selflessness or fall asleep, I will also come out to cultivate. Now, I can transmog entities...... However, it was not long, and I had to rest for two hours. ”
'Cultivation? Transmog entities? This is the rhythm of becoming a refinement! 'I have a look of displeasure on my face, the key is that you have a P for appearing.
Yao didn't dare to continue.
"Go on! What about you after you transform into a physical entity? ”
"I'll teach Miss Li how to possess herself, let her possess me, and then she can communicate with her father." Yao's voice grew quieter and quieter, so small that I could barely hear it.
"That's a good thing! What are you shy about? ”
"I'm afraid that if you know that I cultivate, you'll drive me away, or beat me to death." Yao almost looked like she was about to cry, not to mention, there was still a little bit of Chu Chu moving.
"No, you haven't harmed anyone else by cultivating, how can I be angry? You go and teach her to possess her first! "I gave her a reassurance.
"Possessed? Who's attached? At this time, Lao Li began to be anxious.
"Lao Li, I have a ghost friend, she is a little old, she can turn into a human form in a short time, let your daughter get on her body, and your father and daughter can communicate for another hour. In a moment she will be revealed, and you should not be frightened. ”
"Really? Great, I really don't know how to thank you. ”
"No, that's what I'm supposed to do." I said this, but in my heart I thought that you are not rich, are you? Ever since money was invented, there has been a single way to solve the problem...... You don't know how to thank me?
I turned to Yao and said, "After you become human, let them talk for an hour, don't force it, you know?" ”
"Got it, Childe!"
Damn, I haven't heard her call me that in years, and I'm even starting to wonder if she's taking the wrong medicine.