Chapter 295: Smell the fragrance and don't move, don't mess up, tool man!
"That's good, the eyes are still very good!"
Uncle Lu smiled and pointed to the chair opposite, "Sit down and talk!" ”
"Thank you!"
Xu Laosan sat down on the chair in a hurry, then looked up at Uncle Lu and said, "Master, do you think that I am the martial arts wizard who can inherit your mantle, these are all tests for your apprentices?" ”
"Hehe, you're thinking too much!"
Uncle Lu looked at Xu Laosan with some surprise, and for the first time found that his imagination was so rich.
"Master, it's time for you to stop acting, I've seen through everything!"
"The test can be over!"
"It's not the grandson's boasting, the apprentice's grandson's comprehension is actually above my father!"
"If you had met your disciple at the beginning, you wouldn't have to accept a registered disciple like my father!"
“……”
Listening to Xu Laosan's gushing words, Uncle Lu suddenly felt that he shouldn't come? With this kid's self-righteous appearance, he felt that he shouldn't have come earlier, and he should have experienced what made people feel sinister.
"Stop!"
Finally, Uncle Lu couldn't stand it anymore.
It was only after a break that Xu Laosan shut up.
However, he shut up for a moment, and was about to speak again.
"Don't speak!"
Uncle Lu opened his mouth decisively, and let Xu Laosan swallow the words that were about to reach his throat again.
"Stinky boy, who did you learn from this temperament?"
"Your mother doesn't nag, your father doesn't nag, your whole family doesn't nag, why do you talk so much?"
Uncle Lu raised his hand and pointed at Xu Laosan, "From now on, don't talk without my permission." ”
“……”
When Xu Laosan heard Uncle Lu's words, he was instantly dumbfounded and understood a fact. He, this time, really thought too much.
However, it doesn't matter, the east is not bright and the west is bright.
If you can't be a martial arts wizard by yourself, you can still do scientific research.
It's a big deal, I am the most capable of fighting among civil officials, and the most capable of saying among military generals, I am still unique and peerless.
"Listen, the woman next door is from the capital. It may be someone from Xufu, or it may be someone from the underworld. Whether it is Xufu or Difu, what does it represent, I don't need to say it! ”
"Uh-huh!"
Hearing Uncle Lu say this, Xu Laosan nodded hurriedly and responded with a hum in his mouth.
At this moment, he didn't dare to say more.
Whether it was sent by the Xu Mansion or from the Difu, the other party was afraid that he would take his life.
"I'm a mother, if it weren't for the fact that the master mentioned that there was a beauty next door, I encountered the previous scene, would I still have the wit just now?"
At this moment, Xu Laosan had no answer in his heart.
The reason why he was able to find so many flaws was because he had preconceived ideas and was himself to pick thorns. That's why it's easy to find so many flaws.
But what if there is no preconceived notion?
"Good boys, these people are really bad!"
"I actually used a beauty trick on him!"
"The most poisonous beauty!"
Xu Laosan didn't speak, but his inner activities were quite rich.
Uncle Lu looked at Xu Laosan, who was conducting self-reflection, and suddenly grinned, and said, "Third child, Master has a difficult task to hand over to you!" ”
"Huh?!"
Xu Laosan was reflecting on it, and when he heard Uncle Lu's words, he shivered instantly, and he had a very bad pre-cold.
"Master, can I speak?"
"Say it!"
"As long as you don't let the apprentice go into contact with the woman next door, it's easy to talk about other things!"
A woman's heart, a needle at the bottom of the sea.
Especially this kind of vicious woman, on the surface she is like a shy interpretation flower, but on the inside she is like a snake and scorpion, and she may sting you with a wasp tail needle at any time.
"Hehe, do you think I need to use you for anything else?"
Uncle Lu smiled.
Xu Laosan was speechless for an instant.
"Master, you didn't have this idea from the beginning, did you?"
Xu Laosan looked at Uncle Lu fixedly, thinking that Uncle Lu suddenly found what he reminded him, Xu Laosan felt that he was the real truth this time.
Uncle Lu smiled and said, "Third brother, Master knows that you are the most spiritual among the three of you. This matter, apart from you, even if it's your eldest brother, can't do it. ”
"Don't let your master down!"
"I ......"
"Can you say no?"
Xu Laosan had a bitter face, "Master, the apprentice and grandson still have to participate in the township test!" ”
"Don't worry, it won't affect your township test!"
"The other party didn't kill you as soon as she came, which means that her purpose is not to kill you, maybe she has taken a fancy to you!"
Uncle Lu looked at Xu Laosan with a smile.
What can Xu Laosan say? There's nothing to say.
Since this matter has been put on his shoulder, what else can he do except carry it?
"Third child, you have to believe in Shigong, Shigong will not harm you."
"Besides, with the master here, no matter what the origin of this woman is, I don't want to hurt your life."
"Think about it, at that time, wouldn't it be in response to Emperor Taizu's poems, green clothes holding inkstones to urge the question papers, and red sleeves to add fragrance to accompany the reading. This is the supreme enjoyment of a scholar praised by Emperor Taizu! ”
Uncle Lu raised his eyebrows at Xu Laosan and gave him a "you know" look.
Xu Laosan took a deep breath and said, "Master, then, it's okay, it's just reading!" ”
"Don't worry, it's just reading!"
Uncle Lu smiled, "Even if you want to do something else, you have to see if people are willing!" ”
"I ......"
Xu Laosan was hit again.
Uncle Lu smiled and said, "Okay, Ming'er, you go out early and pick up my old man on the road." This thoughtful woman always likes to show off her cleverness. ”
"When the person next door sees that you are so benevolent, I'm afraid he will meet you again soon!"
"It's good for your old man to arrange it!"
Xu Laosan now has a feeling that he has nothing to love.
Talking about red sleeves and incense to accompany reading, he feels that he is now a tool man.
That's right, it's a tool man!
"Master, what, what are you trying to do when you let your apprentice get close to this woman?"
"Is there any secret that the apprentice needs to find out?"
"Come less!"
Uncle Lu glared, "You don't have to be smart here!" ”
"Remember, from now on, you are a talent who wants to study and catch the exam. Nothing else has anything to do with you. Remember! ”
"Got it!"
Hearing Uncle Lu's words, Xu Laosan became more and more sure of one thing, he is really a tool man, and he can't have his own ideas.
Isn't it just reading?
This is his forte!
As for this woman, it should be an experience.
I, Xu Yuanxu, smell the fragrance and don't move, don't sit still!