Chapter 25: Is it a coincidence?

Zheng Fan stretched out his hand to pick up this thing, and looked at it carefully, not to mention, after any thing is really done to the extreme, it can really give people a feeling of art.

"Ah~"

The Empress Dowager of Jin Guo on the side let out an exclamation, almost fainting in shame, this time without Zheng Fan reaching out to press it, she buried her face in the quilt and didn't dare to raise her head.

"Huh."

Zheng Fan smiled.

He knew it.

Don't think that only later generations of modern people will play, the ancient people have long played this, after all, the development and change of society are all external conditions, the essence of people, and people's instinctive needs, have always existed.

This thing is called Mr. Jio, also called Mr. "Guo", and there are other aliases in different periods, such as "Jingdong Personnel" and "Guangdong Personnel";

Just like the Jinhua ham and Gaoyou preserved eggs in later generations, it has made a brand effect.

In the excavation of cultural relics, a lot of such things have been unearthed, many of which are unearthed from the tombs of eunuchs, because ordinary people are really embarrassed to put this thing in as burial goods, and eunuchs have always had a kind of "worship" and "longing" for this because of the lack of this.

Of course, the eunuchs definitely don't use this for themselves, they are in the palace, and they can make "food" with the palace maids.

As the name suggests, it is to sit opposite each other and eat together, to relieve the loneliness in the deep palace, and it is impossible to eat completely healthy, and to do some things, but the eunuch is gone,

So you have to use external objects.

Generally speaking, this thing is made of porcelain, after all, the wood is easy to break after soaking for a long time.

Of course, if the conditions are better, you can choose copper, silver, and jade.

However, the Empress Dowager of the Jin Kingdom is even more advanced.

Made of ivory!

"Queen Mother, the affairs of men and women, human nature, what's the big deal, don't be shy, although there was a lot of offense and disrespect before, but I don't bother to publicize this matter, the Queen Mother can rest assured."

I don't know why, the Queen Mother's mood stabilized because of this promise, and it was probably because of Zheng Fan's previous non-pretentiousness that she believed in Zheng Fan's promise instead.

"However, Queen Mother, a certain suggestion, look here, here, you can ask someone to add some small pimples and small particles, and the effect may be better."

"Ah~"

The Queen Mother was ashamed again, and her face was pressed against the quilt.

Zheng Fan laughed for a while, and then put the thing into the box, and then sent it into the dark compartment, and covered the soft quilt back to cover it tightly.

Then, get up and walk to the table in front of you, pick up the teapot, start pouring waterβ€”β€”β€”β€” wash your hands.

When the Queen Mother heard the sound of water, she also raised her head and looked here, seeing that when Zheng Fan was washing her hands, her already red face couldn't tell if it had become redder, but a trace of anger in her eyes was fleeting;

This rudeness actually dislikes his own ......

After washing his hands, Zheng Fan turned around and found that the Queen Mother was blushing at this time, which was really good-looking.

Xu is because of Mr. Jio's relationship, but it makes everyone lose the kind of restraint they had before, Zheng Fan said:

"Let's tell you the truth, Taimiao, the treasury, these two places, I must take it, this time, that is, to seek wealth, the Queen Mother, as long as you are obedient and don't mess around, you can go to Yanjing with your son to enjoy happiness, well, take your ivory with you."

The Queen Mother took a deep breath, seemed to have completely let go of her restraints, and said directly:

"Taimiao can't move!"

"In addition to the sacrificial place in your Jin Kingdom, where do you have any surplus wealth now?"

"No matter what, the temple is not allowed to move!"

"Your words don't count now, good, don't be rash."

"Mourning family, I still have some private treasury here."

"Don't touch your private money, I'm in charge, I can let you take it to Yanjing."

"Do you still have to thank you? General Zheng. ”

"Feel free."

Although the Empress Dowager of the Jin Kingdom is not as sensible as Princess Fu, the man has such a cheap root.

Those who take the initiative to send it to the door do not cherish it, and even have a little reserve and "self-love".

On the contrary, it is the queen mother, Zheng Chengshou is really interested in teasing.

Of course, although Siniang has always said that she wants to give herself a princess or the queen mother's harem group;

But can a woman's words be believed?

Zheng Fanke still remembers that when he first made up the plot of the comic "Feng Si Niang", he designed the plot of those Si Niang in the studio room to ravage and torture those negative men in various inhumane ways;

I vaguely remember that I was very excited,

Now that I think about it,

It's like a fool.

"That's all for us to talk about, but it's not easy to go out for the time being, do you have anything to eat here?" Zheng Fan asked.

"Aren't you afraid of the mourning family being poisoned?"

"You don't want to die." Zheng Fan said very freely.

"Mourning family, mourning family, mourning family is the queen mother of a country, mourning family ........."

"Okay, I'm not very old, don't always pretend to be old-fashioned, go, find me something to eat."

The Queen Mother hesitated for a moment, but went over there and brought a fruit bowl, which contained a lot of pastries and dried fruits.

After the thing was placed in front of Zheng Fan,

Zheng Fan just held a piece of pastry and played with it in his hand.

"You're eating?" The Queen Mother spoke.

"I'm instigated."

"............" Queen Mother.

"By the way, how many years has it been since the emperor died?"

"It's been more than ten years."

"Oh, then it's not easy for you, orphan and widow."

The Queen Mother silently picked up a piece of pastry, put it in her mouth and took a bite, chewed and swallowed it.

Zheng Fan still played with the pastries in his hands, as if this was not for eating, but a toy.

"General Zheng, the mourning family thinks you are really an interesting person."

"Well, you're interested in so-and-so?"

"You ......"

"Don't be nervous, don't be angry, there have been a lot of changes today, you can relax, after all, there will be many similar changes in the future, you have to get used to it."

"........." Queen Mother.

"Actually, originally your Jin Kingdom could last longer."

The Situ family is preparing for the Gang Savage in Tianduan Mountain,

The Yan people will not attack the Situ family at this time,

The two sides tacitly agreed to divide the national glory of the Jin Kingdom, hello, hello, everyone.

However, Emperor Jin made this out of it himself, which caused a chain reaction.

In Zheng Fan's view, the purpose of Jingnanhou's visit this time was just to completely sweep away the land of Gyeonggi, which had no existing value, and move the Jin Emperor, the Queen Mother and the close relatives to Yanjing.

In the future, the Jin Kingdom will be clean, and there will be two families, the Yan Kingdom and the Situ family.

The Marquis of Jingnan did not plan to use troops against the Situ family at this time, otherwise he would definitely bring the main force of the Jingnan Army in Litian City.

"My son's plan, the mourning family agrees." The Queen Mother said.

"What's the use of your identity? You, a woman who has lived in the palace for most of your life, it's okay to play harem palace fights, but military affairs, where can you mess around?

Actually, originally, if your son didn't mess around with this, I might have come here to greet you with gifts during the New Year's holidays.

I'm the castle keeper of Shengle City, Shengle City, you know? ”

The Queen Mother nodded and said, "Jin Kingdom, the most barren and poor place." ”

"............" Zheng Fan.

calmed down a bit,

Zheng Fan spoke:

"Originally, when your son returned from Yanjing, I walked with him for many days, thinking that patting your son's ass and getting acquainted with him would be convenient for cooperation in the future.

Who would have thought, your son didn't even bother with me, I was completely hot face against his cold ass. ”

"Smack!"

There was a crunch.

The Queen Mother's face, which had just calmed down, suddenly turned red again, and she looked at Zheng Fan in disbelief.

Zheng Fan put his palm in front of him, and rubbed his fingertips lightly,

Road:

"It's flat."

At this moment, there was a noise outside, and another cavalry entered the palace.

"Okay, I have to go out and get busy, thank you Queen Mother for your hospitality, and we'll meet again next time."

Zheng Fan got up contentedly and walked to the door of the dormitory.

What I saw was Ren Juan, the chief soldier of Xinsu City.

Ren Juan did not dismount,

He was followed by a group of knights covered in blood.

"The last general, Shengle City, guards Zheng Fan, see General Ren!"

With armor on your body, you don't have to kneel.

"Yu Huacheng is dead." Ren Juan said with a somewhat unkind face.

Zheng Fan was stunned for a moment, and then understood.

It seems that Liang Cheng and they inherited their good luck in stealing people.

"Zheng Chengshou is indeed a good ruler, and I will admire it."

"My lord's words are serious, everyone is in Jingnan military robes."

In front of Li Fusheng, we are all from Beifeng County, our own people, and we are our own people.

When we were in front of Ren Juan, we were all following the Marquis of Jingnan, and we were also our own people.

"Will it be difficult for Ben to be jealous of your merits? Hou Ye is not here now, he will come over to take a look, can the Queen Mother of the Jin Kingdom be inside? ”

"If you go back to your lordship, in it, all beards and tails."

"Okay, the general will order you to keep an eye on the Empress Dowager of the Jin Kingdom and maintain the stability of this palace, without the slightest mistake."

"The last general commands."

"Okay, I have to lead someone to the suburbs to pick up Master Hou."

"My lord, go, I'm here."

"Hmm."

Ren Juan probably wanted to deliberately show his closeness, and squeezed out a little smile, which was very embarrassing and awkward.

Zheng Fan realized that the other party's stinky face before was not because Liang Cheng killed Yu Huacheng and he was jealous of his military merits, but that this person was this kind of "enemy face".

Ren Juan led the troops away, and deliberately gave Zheng Fan an extra 200 soldiers, which means that Zheng Fan now has 500 cavalry to guard this palace, or rather, the entire Jin Palace.

In the past, it was definitely a joke, but now,

You must know that with five hundred cavalry of the Jingnan Army in hand, Zheng Fan dared to hedge against the cavalry of the regular army of the Jin Kingdom.

Right now, in the land of Gyeonggi, let alone a thousand regular army cavalry, can it pull out a thousand soldiers and horses, or even a thousand rabble?

After stretching,

Zheng Fan walked back to the dormitory.

Inside, the Empress Dowager of Jin was still sitting on a chair, seemingly in a daze.

When I saw Zheng Fan go and return,

The Queen Mother was shocked.

"Yo, isn't this the Queen Mother, isn't it a coincidence, let's meet again."

"........." Queen Mother.