Chapter 23: The Rat Comes for Revenge
When Chen San said this, he suddenly changed his words and talked about Su Guoguo's brother, who wanted to find some good medicine for him in the capital to treat his eyes in the future, depending on the situation. Without waiting for Su Guoguo to express his gratitude, Chen San changed his words again and said, "Miss Su, didn't you say that your brother still didn't use the stunt of pressing the bottom of the box, I don't think it's as good as this, now is the critical moment for the comeback of the plague, so it's better to take it out and try it." ”
Su Guoguo's heart is also a stunt, and the stunt is a stunt, which means that there is nothing to do. But she wants to take the benefits of others...... and want to soak him, how can he say what is in his heart.
Su Guoguo pretended to be full of confidence and said, "Don't worry, as soon as this plan comes out, it will definitely be a plague." However, the time is not yet right. ”
When Chen San heard this, he hurriedly said, "Then when will the time come?" The plague waits for no one. ”
"No hurry, no hurry." Su Guoguo rolled his eyes, covered his stomach and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, people have three urgency." ”
Su Guoguo slipped away to the thatched house.
Su Guoguo went into the thatched house, threw the mat, and worried inside.
Su Guo really had nothing to do, and he really didn't know how to answer Chen San's question after finishing the toilet in a while.
Su Guoguo racked his brains to think, but there was still no way at all, and he was dizzy from the smell, and he was confused, so he actually put his hands together and prayed to the gods.
"Heavenly Spirit, Heavenly Spirit, in Xia Su Guoguo, please ask which god will help me find a way to deal with the plague. Su Guoguo begs you! ”
It's also strange to say, Su Guoguo just put down his hands, and a gust of wind came out of thin air! Blow the mat that blocks the latrine back and forth! The wind poured into the latrine, and the stench was blown around.
Su Guoguo was sprayed by the stench of the wind, and she was disgusted and was about to run out of the toilet with her nose covered! Unexpectedly, as soon as she lifted her leg, her right leg suddenly hurt, as if she had been caught by something.
Su Guoguo looked down and saw that his right leg was being clutched by a big gray fluffy paw with a steamed bun sticking out of the pit.
Yes!
Su Guoguo was frightened and pulled his leg out, staggered away from the mat and ran out of the toilet.
Her hair was blown by the strong wind, and the entire backyard was covered with dust and leaves taking off.
Su Guoguo covered his mouth and nose and ran towards the corridor, but suddenly heard a sharp voice behind him.
"My death is so miserable, give me my life back."
Su Guoguo had already stepped into the corridor in one step, and when he heard the sharp voice behind him, he only felt that his head was swollen and his back was cold! But she's a pretty staunch atheist! Besides, in broad daylight, what the hell!
Su Guoguo turned around suddenly! In the backyard after the gale, dust and leaves are fluttering in the sky! The mat hanging from the latrine was still swaying slightly.
Su Guoguo saw that there was nothing terrible to appear, and he didn't feel bold, "Who pretended to be a ghost?" Get out of here for my aunt! ”
As soon as Su Guoguo's words fell, he saw a big furry paw sticking out from behind the mat at the door of the latrine! Straighten the mat and a high-pitched voice rings out in the latrine.
"Su Guoguo, you are so ruthless, you have killed so many of my descendants in more than half a month, and today I want to avenge my dead descendants."
Su Guoguo total rat essence? No way! Hiding in the latrine to seek revenge on me? It's too heroic. She thought about it again, she said that she had killed it before, and now she wanted to avenge her dead children and grandchildren? What logic?
Su Guoguo summed it up here, smiled coldly, looked around, and found a hard clay block that was not too big or small! In my hands, I thought that when I was in physical education class and my sisters played basketball, I was known as Jordan in the girls' middle school!
Su Guoguo aimed at the top of the latrine and shook his hand.
"Walk you."
The clod of dirt drew a perfect parabola and flew into the latrine, with a clatter, a scream! A man came out from behind the mat! This man has mud all over his head and face! With anger in his eyes.
"You girl, why did you kill you! You're going to beat your uncle to death. ”
(I don't know each other well, the older generation of men, younger than my father, collectively referred to as uncle.) )
Su Guoguo saw that this person was still wearing a gray cloth cotton robe, which was exactly what he was dressed when he sold rat medicine, but he was missing a bowler hat.
Su Guoguo recognized Ji Jun, and unconsciously hugged his shoulders and said coldly, "Uncle, you said that you don't sell your rat medicine well, you came here to scare me?" Have you eaten well? ”
This Ji Jun was imprisoned in Liaonan County overnight and was released! Thanks to his rat medicine, he has indeed contributed a lot to the rodent eradication operation! Of course, he didn't make less money for it!
As Su Guoguo judged before, this person has some ability, but he is too anxious, so he got some donkey solicitation business and wanted to make more money.
Ji Jun fluttered the dirt on his head and face, threw the mouse paws, and said to Su Guoguo angrily, "Aren't I here to do it for Tianxingdao." You have killed so many rats, must I avenge them? ”
Su Guoguo smiled and said, "Uncle, you are a seller of rat medicine who actually wants to avenge the rats?" Isn't this a cat crying mouse fake compassion? ”
Ji Jun wiped the dirt off his face, and then smiled at Su Guoguo, "Uncle is joking with you." Thanks to your rodent extermination action, I didn't make some money, and I found out that you were here, so I came to see you, and I invited you to a meal and thank you. ”
Ji Jun gave Su Guoguo a flying look and said, "Uncle saw you slipping into the thatched house, so he made a little trick, I want to tease you, don't be angry." Uncle is a decent man, and the claws are controlled by wires, and I didn't see anything. ”
Su Guoguo is like a gentleman on the beam, he doesn't squeak with anyone when he passes through the door, and he does this kind of ridiculous thing, it is something that he does with an old fritter like him.
Su Guoguo was very curious about the line control mouse paw, and unconsciously asked, "Uncle, you said that you used the line control mouse paw to sneak into the latrine?" How did you do it, I want to learn! ”
Ji Jun smiled.
There was a sudden noise above their heads. Ji Jun raised his eyes and looked, and hurriedly grabbed Su Guoguo's arm with an arrow step and dragged it to the side! The stumbling Su Guoguo screamed! I saw a large tile on the tiled house behind the corridor! It was also Ji Jun's quick eyes and hands, so he pulled Su Guoguo, otherwise he would have to smash it on his head. But the tiles still smashed on the surface of Su Guoguo's feet! It hurt so much that Su Guoguo covered his feet and rolled on the ground screaming.
Ji Jun panicked and wanted to run, but he thought that she was his reborn parent! Without her! I'm afraid my mother is already seriously ill and dying! Unconsciously shouted, "Come on, come on!" The rats have come to take revenge. ”
Chen San heard the news and came! Later, the two Suning businessmen who were taken to Chen's house were resting in the guest room, and they heard the chaotic sound in the backyard, as if there was still Su Guoguo's shouting, and they also rushed over with the support of their mother.
Everyone saw that Su Guoguo was fainting on the ground in pain, surrounded by broken tiles, and Chen San hurriedly ordered someone to carry her into the room.
Su Shi choked up and blindly asked all the people around him what was going on, why was his daughter injured.
Ji Jundao, who followed the stretcher, said: "There are rats in the house that kicked the tiles down!" Luckily, I pulled her in time, or her head would have blossomed. ”