Chapter 530 Ass Blossoms

And the big fart squat was not over, the uneven fracture formed by the abnormal shattering of the chair was like a sharp knife, directly piercing the ass of the Dharma protector.

Although the buttocks are the thickest and fatiest tissues in the human body, even if they are pricked, they will not produce much blood, and they will not be able to withstand multiple injuries.

But there were still a lot of small sharp sawdust around the broken leg of the wooden stool.

These small needle-like sawdust pierced into the flesh as if they had been stung by the tail stingers of hundreds of bees.

That sour feeling, unless you try it yourself, will never understand!

The Dharma protector was already shocked by Mu Ying's coercion, and the whole person was in a huge panic, not to mention controlling his body, and he didn't even come back to his senses.

Immediately afterwards, he was stabbed in the ass again, so that the instinctive conditioning of the body temporarily replaced the brain's right to manage the body.

A puddle of water flowed from beneath the protector's body, like a meandering stream, staining his gray robes, as well as the crumbs of the surrounding stools, and an expensive tile on the ground.

At the same time, a stinking smell came to the face.

I don't know what this protector usually eats, this urine commotion is very distinctive, people only feel dizzy and stomach discomfort after hearing it, and they can't wait to vomit all the overnight food on the spot.

Fortunately, Mu Ying may have more experience in playing tricks on people, and she thought of a series of possible foreign appearances of the Dharma Protector in advance, so she was prepared in advance, and as early as when she just stepped into the door, she set up a defensive barrier around her body.

This barrier not only insulates odors, but also directly insulates air pollution.

In other words, the air in Mu Ying's enchantment is constantly communicating with the Xuan Illusion Device, and what is smelled is always fresh and sweet pollution-free air.

Not to mention the unbearable urine of the Dharma Protector, even the slightest droplet of urine that mixed into the air around the reception room due to the transpiration of urine was isolated.

After all, Mu Ying just wanted to watch the funny scene of the Protector being teased, and she didn't want to be contaminated with even the slightest stench.

However, although Mu Ying had been prepared, as Mu Ying received the coercion and hurried over, the subordinates of the Night Alliance who wanted to come over to pay homage to the advanced cultivation of their alliance leader failed to avoid the foul smell of the 'biochemical attack'.

Especially the elders who ran relatively fast and crowded close to the door, their faces were particularly ugly, and they almost vomited out their bile.

And those subordinates who are a little further back are much better, although they are also very disgusting, but this disgusting point can't stop their strong desire to talk at all, and they are full of disgust and pointing at the Dharma Protector.

"Damn...... It stinks to me...... ...... vomit"

"How can it be so stinky, I've never smelled such a disgusting smell in my life!"

"Isn't it, ...... It's even more sassy than the two-winged skunk I've ever caught......"

"The protector of the Dharma is worthy of being the protector of the Dharma, and he is worthy of being the person most respected by His Majesty. The taste is heavier than others, and it is so different that it is really admirable......"

"Tsk, but then again, Your Majesty's taste is really heavy enough! Urine and sweat are almost the same, this Dharma protector urine is so sassy, usually sweating is definitely not too much, Your Majesty often talks with the Dharma protector at night, and the tolerance must be extraordinary! ”

"This is supposed to be the so-called smelly alike?"

"Poof, that makes sense, I can't find a point to refute at all, hehehehe......"

Everyone is gossiping, eager to vent all the neglect they have received from His Majesty for so many years.

This is in line with the old saying, the eyes of the masses are bright.

The Dark Night Alliance has long felt that His Majesty has been too neglectful of them, but no one has pierced this layer of window paper for a long time.

Now that Mu Ying has pretended to be the leader of the alliance by mistake, and after the commotion, won't the big guys all wake up!

And the Dharma protector relied on his own cultivation to be high, and he was very embarrassed in front of His Majesty, and he has always been an existence like the stars and the moon, and his heart is extremely high.

However, today he was first crushed by Mu Ying's strength, and then he made a big ugly appearance in front of everyone, and was also pointed at, which simply caused a 10,000-point crit blow to his old little heart.

His current mood is simply complicated, and nothing like knocking over the spice plate is enough to describe that kind of complexity.

It was a mixture of shock, admiration, resentment, embarrassment, and so on.

If there is a crack in the ground around, the Dharma Protector will definitely want to get into it immediately, so as not to continue to lose his old face.

However, the Night Alliance is too rich, the ground is flat and smooth, and it is clearly made of patches of floor tiles, but the decoration process is obviously very advanced, and the gaps between the blocks are all filled in smoothly.

The whole ground was like a perfect mirror, not to mention that there were no gaps for him to hide, and the smooth mirror simply reflected his ugliness more clearly!

The Dharma Protector wished that he could die on the spot......

Or Mu Ying is kind-hearted, cough cough, in fact, Mu Ying feels that the lesson and shock of this Dharma protector are almost the same, and if it is delayed any longer, the smelly liquid will seep into the floor tiles, and it will be difficult to clean.

Thinking like this, I saw Mu Yingsu wave her hand, and a fresh breeze turned around the reception room, instantly making the air in the room fresher, and the puddle of yellow liquid under the protector was also carried away by the wind.

The subordinates of the Night Alliance, who had been devastated by the stench, suddenly felt as if they were alive again. Line

Even the Dharma Protector himself suddenly felt that he could live again!

Looking at the distorted expression of the Dharma Protector, the corners of Mu Ying's mouth hidden under the mask were funny, and she said at the same time.

"I'm really sorry, it's been less than a day since I broke through, and the spiritual power in my body can't be fully controlled, so I actually injured Lord Rang Fa Protector."

"What are you still stunned about, quickly help the Dharma Protector to go to the side hall to heal, don't let the Dharma Protector fall into the root of the disease!"

Although at first glance, this sounds like a full concern for the Dharma Protector.

But if you think about it, you can hear the implication.

The Dharma Protector was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, didn't he just take shit luck and break through the intermediate level of the Spirit King, what is there to be angry about?

It's just a yellow-haired boy, and when he also finds a way to quickly improve his cultivation, he will definitely make your kid look good!

How many times has he been pierced in the ass today, and when his strength improves in the future, he will definitely give you a little alliance leader a thousand times and a hundred times more, and tie your ass into flowers!

The Dharma Protector cursed silently in his heart, but he was just happy in his heart, and he never dared to show any dissatisfaction and resistance on his face.

After all, the higher you cultivate, the more you can appreciate the gap between levels.

The difference between the Spirit King Junior and the Spirit King Intermediate is definitely more than one and a half stars.

Although he did consume a lot of spiritual power before, and the timing of the alliance leader's appearance was very sudden, he was really unprepared, which is why he made such a big ugly.

But the Dharma Protector knew that even if he could concentrate on resisting the alliance leader's coercive attack at that time, such an embarrassed image would only be a matter of time.

Now that he is on the weak side, he wants to keep his head in the dark, and it is never a good time to provoke the alliance leader now.

Thinking like this, the Dharma Protector was very bent and stretched out a smile that was more ugly than crying.

"The alliance leader is serious, and the alliance master's cultivation is diligent, which is the blessing of my Fenglan Empire."

"With the alliance leader in charge, the Flying Tiger Kingdom and Mu Ying will definitely not dare to invade my border easily."

"It is the honor of this Dharma Protector to be able to comprehend the power of the Alliance Leader."

"This Dharma Protector has come this time to discuss business with the alliance leader on behalf of His Majesty."

"Please wait, the alliance leader, this Dharma protector will come after tidying up his appearance."

It is worthy of being often mixed with His Majesty, playing an official tone, and he is so embarrassed, and he does not forget to beautify his own situation.

Mu Ying didn't bother to play tricks with him, and after nodding, she glanced at a few elders at the door by the way.

Several elders, including Sister Yu, immediately understood, and methodically instructed the lively subordinates to go back to the room, leading the Dharma Protector to the side hall to heal their injuries, and by the way, they did a deep level of disinfection of the floor tiles that had been polluted by the Dharma Protector.

The subordinates knew that the alliance leader still had something to do, and after watching the excitement, they all dispersed, ready to go back and laugh at the Dharma Protector behind their backs.

In this way, the reception room quickly returned to calm, and the Dharma Protector was supported by others, and limped to the side hall.

There are two main types of injuries on the Dharma Protector's body.

One is internal injury, which was shocked by Mu Ying's coercion.

Because Mu Ying only used the middle-level coercion of the Spirit King, and did not show the strength of the Spirit King's peak, his internal injuries were not very serious.

The second is skin trauma, which is undoubtedly poked out of sawdust.

This injury is not serious, but it is more troublesome.

The people of the Night Alliance have already done their best to help the Dharma Protector next door, and it is absolutely impossible for them to help a stinky old man cure his stinky ass.

Therefore, the trauma on the buttocks can only be cleaned up by the Dharma Protector himself.

But the sawdust is finely chopped, and he can't see the position of the buttocks, which is embarrassing.

Moreover, he was sent by His Majesty to deal with important matters, and before he came, he could arrogantly feel that he could crush the alliance leader and let the alliance leader obediently continue to help His Majesty.

But after the warning just now, the Dharma Protector has recognized the reality, and if he wants to convince the alliance leader, I am afraid it will not be easy.

On the way from the imperial capital to Cloud City, it had taken a lot of time, and finally arrived at the Dark Night Alliance, and the pigeons were released for a while.

There is only about a day and a half left before the negotiation time agreed between His Majesty and Mu Ying, and the time is urgent, and he must not delay too long in dealing with his wounds.

Thinking like this, the Dharma Protector couldn't help gritting his teeth, and pulled it out on his buttocks indiscriminately, regardless of whether the poke was good or bad meat, whether the sawdust was pulled out or not, it was almost not too painful, and he immediately applied hemostatic medicine.

And let the subordinates of the Night Alliance who were guarding the door inform the alliance leader that it was important to stabilize the alliance leader first, and his injuries could be slowly healed.