Chapter 30: The Old Liar
The old liar's surname is Ge, his real name is Ge Ci, he is a very famous person in Ningchuan Yin City, everyone says that he has his hands and eyes to the sky, and there are too many wild roads to count, as long as the money you give is in place, he can do anything for you.
That's right, you can really do anything.
As long as you can think of it, he can do it for you when the money is in place.
Not to mention those businesses that are too high-end, just those that are closer to the lives of the people.
If your home insurance burns and you want to find an electrician to help deal with it, or the bathroom sewer is blocked and someone needs to dredge it, or even the mobile phone is broken and you want to find someone to replace the screen, and the computer system has a problem and you need someone to help fix it....... He can do all these miscellaneous things, it's really no joke.
As long as he has money, he can do anything, and he does it well.
In addition to those small Bensheng accidents that don't sound very reliable, this old man also does a lot of "big" business, such as helping others exorcise evil spirits and watch feng shui fortune telling, or buying and selling religious instruments, applying for black licenses, selling license plates, doing household registration information, and so on.......
Basically, he can do anything Chen Xian can think of, so from this point of view, Chen Xian still admires this old liar.
Whenever you have a headache and a problem, you must look for him.
went up to the second floor, and the old liar took Chen Xian and them to the room where the ID photo was taken.
The girl was quite obedient, and Chen Xian asked her to stand and stay motionless, so the whole process of taking ID photos was relatively smooth.
"Changed gear?" Chen Xian glanced at the SLR camera in the old liar's hand and asked.
"Good eyesight." The old crook smiled and fiddled with the camera in his hand quite proudly, "This is a new Canon model that just came out this year, and it cost me a lot of money." ”
Hearing this, Chen Xian couldn't help but want to laugh, and said in his heart that you don't usually play with cameras, just take ID photos, is it necessary to keep up with the trend so much?
But if you think about it, it seems that the old liar has always been such a person.
is ruthless to spend money, and also ruthless to spend money.
I remember a few years ago, when latex mattresses were first popular in the yin market, the old crook bought six beds by himself and replaced all the mattresses in all the rooms in the store, and the total cost was more than 70,000 yuan.
Chen Xian was also there on the day he bought the mattress, and the old liar told Chen Xian like this.
"The sales said that this is a standard Thai latex pad, which is very good for the body, and if I sleep on it for a long time, maybe I can live a few more years."
At that time, the old liar could be described as high-spirited, and only felt that he had found the trick to longevity, but the next day he didn't think so, because he found that these mats were not Thai, and the label was from Yiwu, and Chen Xian was particularly "kind" to help him take a look on Taobao.
8881 beds, free shipping.
"What do you want?"
Suddenly, Chen Xian heard the voice of the old liar, suddenly woke up from his memories, and hurriedly shook his head and said, "I didn't think about anything." ”
"Why do I feel like you look at me weirdly?" The old liar muttered, but he didn't care about this, and asked Chen Xian instead, "Do you have any special requirements for household registration information and personal files?" I didn't ask for it, but I just watched it! ”
"Requirements..... A little. Chen Xian frowned.
"You say." The old liar nodded.
"The household registration information is just according to the set of the welfare institute, as for the personal file, it is ......compiled like this," Chen Xian confirmed it again and again in his brain, and then added, "Make her an orphan in the Sunshine Welfare Institute in our city, and then came out of the welfare home half a month ago, she has received a lot of donations since she was a child, of which my grandfather donated the majority of the money, as for the rest, there are no requirements, you have more experience, you look at it." ”
Hearing Chen Xian's request, the old liar was stunned for a while, and his expression became strange.
"Xiao Chen, who the hell is she?"
The old liar muttered, and the more he looked at the girl, the more he felt that something was wrong.
looked stupid and didn't speak...... Could it be that she was abducted? Could it be that this kid surnamed Chen has fallen?? Bought a wife??
"You can't buy her, do you?" The old liar still couldn't help but ask.
"It's not." Chen Xian's face darkened, and his expression was a little ugly, "What are I doing when I have nothing to do with buying people?" ”
"Be a wife." The old liar analyzed, only feeling that he was possessed by Sherlock Holmes, and the more he analyzed, the more he felt that the truth was like this, "Your personality is like this, who can look at you?" ”
The corners of Chen Xian's mouth twitched again and again, and he held back for a long time, but he still couldn't help but refute.
"Do you think I still need to buy a wife?"
As soon as he heard this, the old liar instantly sobered up for nine points, carefully looked at Chen Xian's appearance, nodded and said: "I ignored this, you kid is not worried that no one will chase after you, when it comes to this, I suddenly remembered...... Last time, there was a fox who asked me to inquire about you, so I wanted your WeChat ID. ”
“......”
In terms of appearance, Chen Xian was born with a good-looking skin, which is the consensus of everyone around him, but compared with his eye-catching appearance, his temperament is more impressive.
If you want to compare it, Chen Xian is like a cat.
Although I don't like to have too much contact with people, I don't want to reject people thousands of miles away, and the kind of quiet and indifferent temperament always makes people want to be close to it inexplicably.
So the old liar thought about it, and also felt that the previous guess was unreliable, just like Chen Xian, the number of women who were willing to spend money for him couldn't be counted, how could he worry about not finding a wife?
"Okay, do as you ask."
The old crook found a notebook and took a pen to write and draw on it, as if he was recording something.
"In addition to establishing a file in the government, you also have to set up a file in the local institution where the victim lived, such as the welfare home." The old liar looked at the dense fonts on the notebook, and asked Chen Xian without raising his head, "Are you sure you want to get to this point?" ”
"Sure." Chen Xian nodded.
“OK。” The old crook grinned and smiled very confidently, "According to the ordinary file establishment speed, the whole process will take at least a week, but I will speed it up for you, a maximum of 48 hours, and then I will ask Xiao Rebel to send you all the ID card and household registration books." ”
Hearing this, the expression on Chen Xian's face became a little lighter, and he nodded and said, "Thank you, Ge Ye, I know this thing is not easy to do, you can quote a price." ”
"I'm not going to shout high prices to you." The old liar looked quite free and easy with a cigarette in his mouth, waved his hand and said, "I didn't expect that the sword to break so quickly last time I sold you....... This time I should compensate you, 500,000. ”
Getting the old liar's offer, Chen Xian's expression was obviously stunned for a moment, and he couldn't believe it.
Although Chen Xian is not engaged in the business of applying for black certificates, he has learned a lot from dealing with old liars over the years, and he also knows a little about the market of black certificates, such as applying for a full set of documents for girls, and he also requires that even the official can't find out whether it's true or false...... Can 500,000 really be done?
Chen Xian was a little unconvinced.
If you want to get a complete set of materials, in addition to establishing archives in official institutions, you also have to establish archives in welfare institutions, and even need to fabricate countless scattered and trivial archives, it is no exaggeration to say that this is completely writing a life out of thin air, and this false life, there is sufficient evidence to prove its authenticity.
Generally, if you just apply for a certificate, you can stop if you don't ask for 500,000 yuan, but it seems like a girl needs this kind of ...... It's not too much to ask for a million!
"Ge Ye, it's a bit of a loss for you to ask for 500,000 yuan, quote the market price with me." Chen Xian looked at the old liar with serious eyes, and his tone of voice was also very frank, because he didn't like to take advantage of others, and he didn't like to owe favors to others.
"The price I quote is the market price, Tong Suo is not deceived do you understand, besides, Lao Tzu opened his own store, you can call as much as you like, you can control it quite widely!" The old liar glanced at him, and wanted to speak with a disgusted expression, but he couldn't help but laugh as he spoke.
Chen Xian looked at the old liar helplessly, and he had an indescribable feeling in his heart.
Although the old liar is quite a bastard most of the time, and often sells things at low prices and high prices, it is undeniable that in addition to physical transactions such as buying and selling goods, he is still relatively reliable in other things, so Chen Xian does not have ordinary trust in him.
But it was because he trusted him too much and knew that he could really handle this matter well, that Chen Xian was unwilling to let him suffer.
"Ge Ye, you better set a higher price, you know that I am not short of money......"
"At this price, I can't do it." The old liar was also a little angry when he said this, as if he felt that Chen Xian had no eyesight, raised his hand and patted Chen Xian on the back, and said scoldingly, "Do you think I am short of money?" ”
"It's hard to say."
Chen Xian thought about it seriously, looked at the stunned old man, and gave him a rather euphemistic and objective evaluation.
"Usually you give me the feeling of being and picky, and when I do business, I often look for opportunities to hack others, as if I haven't seen money in my life, so I always thought you were short of money."
“.......”
The old liar's face was as black as charcoal, and his shriveled mouth moved a few times, as if he was swearing.