Chapter 8: Long Yang!
"Criticism, criticism, criticism!!"
The icy river was gurgling, and there was a foul smell all over the water, and Ye Kun kept talking about it.
From time to time, he would use his hand to whip Wang Zhengsheng's back a few times, but for a guy like him who has no cultivation at all, hitting it is equivalent to tickling.
"Let you eat indiscriminately, things, I won't let you eat in the future, you don't want to eat, do you know?"
It's good that those guys ran fast, otherwise Brother Kun, I would have been killed by you.
The two of them washed their bodies in the mountain river, and although their bodies were cleaned, the smell could not be removed for a while.
"Big brother, I'm sorry, I don't dare anymore."
Wang Zhengsheng lowered his head aggrievedly, raised his head from time to time, and secretly looked at Ye Kun from between his eyes, as if he was paying attention to his expression.
Grandma's, don't give me any useful information, you will lose your memory with this fool, it's so hateful, but fortunately, you can still protect me.
His eyes swirled in his sockets, and he had a lot of ideas about the mother-in-law that Wang Zhengsheng said before, but unfortunately the other party didn't finish speaking, so he became like this.
If he can't recover his memory, Wang Zhengsheng will have to be his little brother for the rest of his life.
"It stinks, when will it be cleaned!?"
"Criticism, criticism, kill you!"
While washing, Ye Kun continued to beat Wang Zhengsheng, although the attack was useless, but his hands were red.
"Big brother, what is this?"
Wang Zhengsheng, who was suddenly soaked aside, made a puzzled voice.
"What's that?"
Ye Kun frowned, turned his body, and looked over.
I saw Wang Zhengsheng's fat hand holding a small red belly pocket.
The red belly pocket is surrounded by thin gold threads, with a pink flower tattooed in the middle, and colorful butterflies that have been flying, and the workmanship is exquisite.
What's going on? This broken place where chickens don't lay eggs and birds don't poop actually appeared in a red belly pocket, looking at the size, the owner's figure must be superb.
Bah, how can I think about this, Brother Kun.
Ye Kun looked at him seriously, gradually stretched out his claws, and said, "Shengsheng, take it, let you see Brother Kun clearly, what is this." ”
"Oh, okay."
replied simply, Wang Zhengsheng naturally didn't think too much, and immediately handed the red belly pocket in his hand to Ye Kun.
Ouch I'll go, it's still fragrant, eh, hey, it's so fragrant......
Taking over the belly pocket, Ye Kun took the lead in sniffing it, and revealed a strange appearance, and the corners of his mouth almost flowed down to match his perfect image.
The jade pendant hanging on his chest inadvertently moved again.
Bang!
Just when Ye Kun was immersed in the fragrance of the belly pocket, the thunder suddenly exploded, this time impartially, it exploded on him, and even the belly pocket in his hand was blown into ashes.
As for Shengsheng, he was blown ashore by the rising waves, and his fat body slammed into the trunk of the tree.
"Big brother! Eldest brother! ”
Where can Shengsheng take care of himself, although his body hurts, but the eldest brother is the most important.
In his mind, in this world, he can only believe in the eldest brother alone, only the eldest brother will be good to him, and he must also be good to the eldest brother.
At this time, seeing Ye Kun being struck by lightning, Shengsheng was naturally very anxious and distressed.
rushed into the river and fished up Ye Kun, who was hit by lightning.
At this moment, Ye Kun's breath was extremely weak, originally handsome and chic, and everyone's beloved face and whole body became extremely black, and those who didn't know thought that this was charcoal-grilled sweet potato.
"Woooooo Big brother, wake up, wake up, big brother. ”
The six gods who knelt on the side had no master, and only howled and cried.
His IQ had also apparently been hit hard by the previous twitches.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
"Big brother? Big brother, are you awake? ”
Hearing that Ye Kun could still cough, although the eyes that were scorched by the electricity had not yet opened, but with a sound, it meant that he was not dead.
Damn, why, do you keep splitting me, what kind of hatred and what kind of grudge? Brother Kun, who did I recruit and provoke whom?
Ye Kun didn't understand, he couldn't understand, the huge pain almost made him faint, but his tenacious and tenacious will caused him not to faint.
It's strange, why does Brother Kun feel warm inside his body? It was as if something was flowing through the body, and it was all flowing towards the dantian.
Stinky fat don't push me, what the hell is going on?
Could it be spiritual power? Brother Kun, can I cultivate? A blessing in disguise? Sure enough, Brother Kun's luck is not comparable to ordinary people.
Inexplicably struck by lightning, he was able to cultivate?
I'm afraid that no one will believe it.
While feeling the spiritual power flowing in his body, he wanted to open his eyes and tell Shengsheng not to push him, but unfortunately he couldn't open his eyes.
There was only darkness in front of him, but at this moment, a white light suddenly appeared.
There seems to be a shadow slowly appearing in the white mang, dressed in white out of the mud but not stained, clear ripples but not demons.
Although I can't see the face of the shadow in the white mang, it is difficult to hide the peerless posture.
Qianying's lips opened lightly, and her voice was like a heavenly sound, which was intoxicating.
"The realm is about to be closed, and if you can return one day, I hope we can meet again."
"Take your things and do ...... for yourself"
"Oh yes, I cast the Lust Thunder Curse on you, and if you move your mind a little, there will be a heavenly thunder coming, and each time it will be stronger than the other."
Ye Kun seemed to be able to see a touch of cunning at the corner of the shadow's mouth, and he wanted to open his mouth but couldn't.
Before she could finish speaking, Qianying threw a strange book, and then disappeared.
This book looks ordinary, and there is nothing brilliant about it.
On the top of the book are three ordinary words of "Doutian Jue", but these three words give Ye Kun an indescribable sense of mystery.
Before he could react, the book actually swooped into his body, staying firmly in his unstable dantian.
A monk, if the source is successful, then there will be a source pill formed by the condensation of spiritual energy in his dantian.
However, Ye Kun is only a beginner to the source now, and the source pill has naturally not been condensed in the dantian.
He still couldn't open his eyes, as if he was in the dantian, and he could feel the aura surging in the dantian.
He didn't need to get close to that Doutian Jue to see the contents inside.
This recipe is divided into two parts, one is the Doutian Alchemy Technique, and the other is the Doutian Five Styles.
The Doutian Alchemy Technique will strengthen the physical body every time it successfully reaches the next realm, as for how strong it is, Ye Kun still can't understand it at this time.
As for the Doutian Five Forms, it is a little more difficult than the Doutian Alchemy Technique, after all, the Doutian Alchemy Technique will operate autonomously and does not need him to worry about it, and this Doutian Five Styles requires him to comprehend the mysteries himself.
All in all, the shadow in the white mangs gave Ye Kun something terrible.
It's just that why would the other party say that this is Ye Kun's thing.
I don't know Brother Kun, anyway, the time for Brother Kun's salted fish to turn over is coming!
Suddenly, the blackened Ye Kun was covered in essence, and those blackened skin gradually fell off.
The re-emerged skin is white and flawless, as smooth as a baby's skin.
He was originally skinny, but now he has become a little stronger, and the muscle lines up and down his body are particularly obvious.
Shengsheng watched all this in amazement, forgetting to shake it, and forgetting to call out.
Just stared blankly at what it was all about.
"Carp fights!"
Ye Kun whispered and jumped up from the ground, looking like he was dying just now.
Sure enough, because of Doutian's alchemy, the body recovered so quickly, this is the figure that Brother Kun should have.
Ye Kun grinned, not to mention how happy he was, this thunder split, for him, was a blessing in disguise.
Look at the perfect body and feel the surging power of the body.
Even though he had only just reached the beginning of the plastic source, Ye Kun was already quite satisfied.
You know, before this, he couldn't even do the most basic spitting, and at this moment, he has reached the initial stage of plastic source in one step, and nothing can make him feel more excited than this matter.
Hmph, the thunder and lightning just now, by the way, opened up the meridians blocked by Brother Kun and me, it's really a mistake, maybe Brother Kun and I are really the man of destiny, hehe.
Shengsheng still looked at Ye Kun who was smirking over there, and didn't understand why the eldest brother suddenly jumped up and smirked.
"Shengsheng, now you protect the eldest brother first, and when the eldest brother is powerful, the eldest brother will protect you."
Not noticing his image in the slightest, Ye Kun walked up to Shengsheng and patted his shoulder with his hand, which was full of soft and fat meat.
"Oh, okay."
Sheng Sheng nodded, and then pointed to Ye Kun's body.
Following his fingers, Ye Kun suddenly stretched his neck and shouted, "I'll drop a good girl, go to your sister's stinky crab!" ”
As he spoke, he ripped off the crab and threw it aside, the crab had been electrocuted, apparently caught on Ye Kun's baby bump at the moment when the lightning slashed down.
Immediately afterwards, Ye Kun planned to take out his clothes from the storage bag to change, but he found that the storage bag was also split into ashes, and all his savings and things were gone!
"Shengsheng, do you have clothes for your eldest brother to wear?"
Ye Kun smiled awkwardly and turned to look at Shengsheng.
Shengsheng nodded, thoughtful, and soon had a look on his face.
took off his red clothes on the spot and handed them to Ye Kun, leaving a pair of underwear for himself.
He is covered with fat all over his body, and in Ye Kun's eyes, he looks extraordinarily cute, with exceptionally clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes.
"Good brother, Brother Kun will not forget your affection."
Ye Kun looked very moved, and was about to reach out and take the clothes.
But I heard a pleasant female voice.
"Excuse me, have you seen, a... One... One piece..."
"Ahh Longyang! ”
The girl who came out of the woods had her long hair, which was still wet, and it had obviously just been washed, but when she saw their respectful faces, she ran away with her legs in the midst of screams.
"Girl, wait, it's not what you think......"
How is this, don't get me wrong, what Brother Kun likes is......
Before he finished speaking, Ye Kun stopped, and he found that it seemed that he couldn't mention girls, otherwise he would be bombarded by thunder and lightning, and he couldn't even conjecture.
The last words of that Qianying made Ye Kun shudder, like a man's back.
Almost, almost Brother Kun was hit again.
Reaching out and touching the beads of sweat on his forehead, Ye Kun breathed a sigh of relief.
"Walk away."
Having said that, Ye Kun didn't know where to go next, not to mention that he was still wearing an extremely inappropriate outfit.
As for Wang Zhengsheng, he naturally listened to him, and Ye Kun asked him to go east, but he didn't dare to go west.
------Off topic------
From then on, we will call him Shengsheng!! Let him give birth to the one who gave birth!