Chapter Eighty-Nine: The Melons Are Ripe
If this little tree becomes a human, then it must be the kind of talkative child that Chen Xian hates the most...... After everyone went to sleep, Chen Xian's wish to enjoy the silence of the night was also broken by it, and his mouth kept thinking about it, either chatting with Chen about the Kunlun Club during this time, or complaining about how boring he was staying in the branch with a tree.
In this process, Chen Xian dealt with it without saying a word, and his eyes did not look at anything else, just staring at the fruit so directly, Chen Xian found that the fruit was changing every minute and every second, from only the size of peanuts to plums, and finally the size of apples.
When it reaches this size, it no longer grows, and the branches and stems that produce the fruit begin to wither, as if to ripen and fall......
"I'm going to give birth, I'm going to give birth!!" Xiaoshu shouted nervously, and beckoned Chen Xian in his mouth, "Come over and take it with your hands!" Don't fall to the ground and shatter! ”
"Hey! Good! Chen Xian hurriedly stepped forward, squatting on the ground like a big fool, holding his hands high and waiting for the fruit to fall in the palm of his hand, and at the same time he was cheering for the little tree in his mouth, and that tone sounded like an obstetrician and gynecologist, "Come on!" Step up your game! Grit your teeth! Go with the flow! As soon as you push it, it falls! ”
“……”
Although Xiaoshu has not completely integrated into the real human society, and may not know as much as Mu He, it has also watched a lot of TV series, so it is inexplicably familiar with these slogans shouted by Chen Xian......
"You treat me like a maternity, don't you?" Xiaoshu asked a little unhappily, "I'm a gentleman!" Pure gentlemen! ”
"Which guy will give birth...... Chen Xian muttered, "You can only be regarded as a male and female Atlantic scallop ...... at most"
"You scold me!" The little tree was about to cry, although it didn't understand Chen Xian's words, but it could probably hear the taste of ridicule, "I'm not going to give birth anymore!" ”
"It's all about to fall off and it's not ...... It's not bad to bow after eight worships......" Chen Xian persuaded, his tone was like a Lu Yisheng who owed enough, "If you have anything to say, come on, I'm optimistic about you!" ”
Seeing that the tree couldn't come out for a long time, Chen Xian was also anxious, and he couldn't wait to pull the fruit down, but he just thought about it but didn't dare to do it, because he didn't want to take risks, the structure of this tree was so weird, what if the fruit was picked and its "production" process was destroyed, what if the fruit was bad?
At this time, everyone in the room was woken up by the sound of Chen Xian and Xiaoshu talking, but fortunately, everyone was an alien with an extraordinary physique, so they didn't feel sleepy after sleeping for a few hours and were noisy, but their eyes were shining, and they looked like weasels......
"Are you going to give birth?!"
Xu Yanan took Xiao Muhe and ran to Chen Xian's side, both of them looked extremely excited, especially Xiao Muhe was wrinkling his nose and smelling ...... There was a refreshing scent in the air, like the fragrance of some kind of fruit pulp, which seemed to exude an indescribable coolness, smelling much cooler on a summer day than eating a popsicle.
"Boss, this fruit smells so good......" Lu Yisheng also squatted next to the small tree, staring at the fruit and drooling, "I don't know what it tastes like......
"I guess it's sweet!" Li Daosheng wrinkled his nose and inhaled the fragrance in the air, but sniffed and sniffed...... I smelled a particularly disgusting smell again.
That's right.
The disgusting smell was like that had been fermented in a dry toilet for thirty days, and it almost didn't make Li Daosheng vomit on the spot.
"What does it smell like! This fucking stinks, too! Li Daosheng couldn't help but scold, covering his nose and retching.
When he began to look for the source of this smell, Lu Yisheng quietly put down his sideways buttocks.
"You fart?" Li Daosheng asked tentatively.
"I didn't put it!" Lu Yisheng hurriedly denied it, "I'm staying here well, what are I doing with a fart, not to mention that I ......"
Before he could finish speaking, Chen Xian had already raised his leg and kicked it over, he was originally a standard little white face, but at this moment, his face was even more angry.
"Won't you fart away from us! I had to get so close to let it go...... Are you stirring up trouble! ”
"Boss, wasn't that an accident...... Mainly today I ate too many beans......"
Just when Lu Yisheng began to explain (cunning) and explain (defend) for himself, he heard Xiaoshu suddenly scream.
"I'm going to give birth!!"
Without waiting for everyone to react, the fruit that knotted on the branch fell without warning, if Chen Xian hadn't seen it out of the corner of his eye, it was estimated that he would not have had time to pick it up...... When the fruit was ten centimeters above the ground, Chen Xian almost lay on the ground and held it with both hands.
Seeing this scene, everyone dared to breathe a sigh of relief.
", I'm scared to death......" Lu Yisheng wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with a frightened face, and then raised his hand and patted Xiaoshu, "You kid will give some signals if you want to give birth, you have to hold your breath and work hard to, you will be born ......"
"It's too dangerous...... Li Daosheng also broke into a cold sweat, and said fearfully, "Boss, if you hadn't reacted quickly, I guess this fruit would have broken ......"
At this time, Chen Xian had already climbed up with the fruit in his hand, looking at this strangely colored and weird "divine fruit", the expression on his face was a little complicated, because he felt that this fruit seemed to be no different from ordinary fruits, except that when it first came out, he could feel that there was an energy surging faintly in it, and there was nothing special about anything else.
This fully ripe fruit bears a resemblance to mangosteen, but the skin is pure black, and the crack-like lines on the surface have a strange bright purple color...... If this fruit was grown in the wilderness, Chen Xian would not have the slightest idea of tasting it when he saw it, because it didn't look very delicious, maybe it was still poisonous.
"This is how you grow every time you bear fruit?" Chen Xian asked.
"It's different, I never bear duplicate fruit!" Xiao Shu looked quite proud when he said this, and urged in his mouth, "Section Chief Chen, hurry up and try it!" ”
"This ...... If you can't speak, you don't have an individual mind...... I ate it...... But when you talk like that...... How do I feel like eating your child? Chen Xian's face was full of confusion.
"Oh, this is not my child, I am a man, how can I have a child, really count...... It's like a tumor on my body, and I'm more comfortable when it falls, otherwise I always feel that the energy in my body is not enough. Xiaoshu explained, softly comforting.
But its rhetoric made Chen Xian more and more disgusted the more he listened to it...... What's the difference between this and eating a child? Isn't it disgusting to eat tumors?
"Boss! Knife! ”
Lu Yisheng had already run to the kitchen to get a fruit knife very attentively, and when he handed it to Chen Xian, he still instructed in his mouth.
"This kid doesn't have a score for laying eggs, I can't figure out the effect of this fruit is to let you eat it and pull your stomach for a day, so you taste it first, cut off a small piece and taste it, and then eat it if it's not poisonous!"
"Okay, I'll help you try the poison."
Chen Xian took the fruit knife and cut off a piece of fruit pulp on the fruit, which looked soft and a bit like a tomato, and when the juice in the flesh flowed out, the refreshing fragrance became more and more intense, and it was addictive to smell it, even Mr. Skeleton couldn't control his curiosity and came over, and Lu Yisheng began to drool......
"If it's not poisonous, everyone will share a piece, and we will eat it together." Chen Xian said, raised his hand and put the pulp into his mouth, and then chewed it slowly.
As we all know, Chen Xian's physique is extremely special, from a certain point of view, he is an existence that will never die, so he is not afraid that this fruit will have any terrible effects that will hurt him, even if it is a highly toxic substance, his body can automatically expel it, and the internal organs can be damaged and can repair itself, so he is quite calm when eating this fruit......
The flesh is soft and smooth in the mouth, and the sweetness of the juice is so cool that it explodes, and the heat on the body is ninety percent away after eating this small bite, and the more you chew, the more addictive it is, and it seems that you are a little reluctant to swallow it...... But at this moment, the flesh tasted bad without warning!
The indulgent sweetness quickly turned into a bitter taste, and the taste was simply difficult to describe in words, Chen Xian had eaten so many strange things in the past ten years, no matter how unpalatable it was, it was hard to eat the flesh at this time.
Not disgusting.
It's pure suffering.
It seems that in an instant, it spreads from the taste buds to the limbs, and from head to toe it falls into a hell created by "bitterness...... Chen Xian instinctively retched, and his tears began to flow out uncontrollably, he wanted to spit out the flesh, but what he never expected was that the flesh had melted at this time.
"This ...... This fruit ......" Chen Xian squatted on the ground angrily, retching and looking very uncomfortable.
"Poisonous?!" Lu Yisheng suddenly became nervous.
Chen Xian shook his head and raised his head tremblingly.
"It's not toxic...... It's so bitter...... Vomit!! ”