Li Qingxian tightened the blue jailer's uniform on his body, and as soon as he walked out of the smoke, he was hit head-on by the panicked Humpty Fat Dun.

Li Qingxian covered half of his face with his sleeve and said, "The prison is on fire, and if you break in now, you will be burned to death inside." ”

"So, what can I do? His Royal Highness said that he would spare the life of that death row prisoner, and we can't make any mistakes tonight! The Humpty Dumpty jailer thrashed his hands in a hurry.

"Before His Highness notices, it is better to escape now. You lead the way, I'll block the fire behind your fart/thighs for you, and if it burns over, it will burn me first. Li Qingxian said in the tone of the voice of a tall and thin jailer.

"Yuji! You're so good to me! Humpty Dumpty rubbed his smoky eyes, and pulled out a crumpled piece of parchment from his waist.

Li Qingxian looked at the distribution map of the organs drawn on the parchment, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

That's it?! Something simpler than a junior high school physical circuit diagram dares to call itself "a peerless prison".

Li Qingxian snatched the parchment from Humpty Dumpling's hand and tore it to shreds in dissatisfaction.

The Humpty Dumpty jailer was so anxious that he shouted, "Yuji, what are you doing!" Without the mechanism map given by His Highness, we will step on the ...... when we run away."

"You mean the thorns?" Li Qingxian stumbled in front of the Humpty Fat Jailer with the rules of left, right, left and center, and after a while, he jumped over the spiky mechanism on the ground.

Humpty Dumpty Jailer was stunned, "That's amazing...... I easily dodged it! ”

"This ...... Isn't that amazing? ”

This hopscotch-like first level, isn't it really a joke?

Li Qingxian walked to the second level speechlessly.

Humpty Dumpty Jailer was so anxious that he shouted, "Yuji! Didn't you say you were going to cushion for me! Why did you run ahead of me, you wait for me! ”

The fire spread and soon burned to this side. The Humpty Dumpty jailer was forced to rush forward. Due to his bulky body, he had a hard time jumping in the first hurdle.

At this time, Li Qingxian had already walked into the second dark passage, and he glanced at the gray walls around him, and there was a raised red stone on it that was very eye-catching. Written on the stone are two big words: Touch/Me!

Li Qingxian walked over directly in disregard, and passed the second level without doing anything!

"Yuji! Wait for me! There was another shout from behind Humpty Dumpty, and he actually passed the first level without any problems. When he broke through the second level, Humpty Dumpty was a little confused.

"Oh no, Yuji blames you for tearing up the parchment, and now I've forgotten all about the second level!" Humpty Dumpty Jailer wiped his shiny face and cried, "Yuji, the fire is coming, please tell me quickly, how did you pass the second level?!" ”

Li Qingxian covered his face with one hand, pointed to the red stone on the wall with the other, and said, "Isn't it written on it?" ”

"Touch/Me? It's easy! Humpty Dumpty's eyes lit up, and he quickly reached out and touched a handful of red stones.

The stone fell to the ground, and countless black holes suddenly appeared on the otherwise smooth walls, like countless pairs of eyes staring directly at the Humpty Fat Jailer. In the next second, countless flashes of light shot out of the black hole.

The sharp arrows pierced through the body of the Humpty Dumpty Jailer with swift precision, and he whimpered and collapsed in a pool of blood.

Li Qingxian put down his sleeves and turned to leave.

The third level is a large pendulum that keeps moving, and a few lines of words are engraved on the stone tablet next to the big pendulum.

Li Qingxian took a closer look, and what was written on it was an introduction to how to pass this level. The explanation is very concise, only one line of words, and the content is: There is no need to waste effort, this level can only be passed by the Holy King Deity with a perfect body with a golden ratio.

Oh, that's arrogant.

The golden ratio? Perfect body? Li Qingxian took off his coat disdainfully, revealing the very greedy figure of women, although he was injured, but inexplicably with a trace of wild temptation.

He leaned sideways to find an opportunity, and with a long leg step, he easily passed through the narrow gap in the stone wall. The pendulum stopped moving at this point.

A roll of paper suddenly fell from the top of his head, and the curtain read: This level has confirmed that your figure is a devil's body, congratulations on successfully breaking through the level!

Li Qingxian picked up the robe on the ground and shook the ash on it. After putting it back on, it was a kick towards the main entrance of the prison.

The door was kicked open, Li Qingxian walked out of the firelight, taking advantage of the dark moon and high wind, before the others noticed the abnormality here, he flew onto the roof, and his slender figure quickly disappeared in the continuous smoke.

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"Oh no! Your Highness is not good! One of the guards stumbled into the Holy King's study, and slid down to his feet on his knees.

"What's wrong! His Royal Highness is not very good. The Holy King was pinching his nose and eating the kidney treasure soup prescribed by the Tai Hospital, and the emotions that had been brewed by the guards at such a loud voice were gone.

He irritably put the soup bowl on the table, stared at the guard in front of him, and suddenly asked, "Are you married?" ”

The guard blinked his eyes and replied in confusion: "Back to Your Highness, the slave just became a relative last year." ”

"Take off / pants!"

"Ah???h

"Ah what, His Highness will take it off if you want it!" The Holy King slammed the table, causing the guards to quickly stand up and unbuckle their belts.

“……”

“……”

The atmosphere in the study became delicate for a while.

"You were so young before you got married?" The Holy King asked coldly at the guard.

The guard glanced down at his own, and his face flushed suddenly.

After being stared at by the Holy King for a while, he finally couldn't help but lift his pants and said, "The slave knows that he can't compare with His Highness!" But Your Highness doesn't have to humiliate the minions like this! ”

"Your Highness is just asking you, and you just have to answer truthfully. Come on, were you so young before you got married? The Holy King asked with a cold face.

The "......" guard was about to cry, but he didn't dare to fight in the face of the power of the royal family. I had to answer: "Yes!" Slaves were small before they got married! It's even smaller when you get married! ”

A small guard of his admits that he is younger than the Holy King, right!

Unbeknownst to him, the Holy King's face was even more ugly than before, and he picked up the kidney treasure soup on the table and drank it all.

After drinking, he rubbed his eyebrows and said, "By the way, you just ran in in a panic, what is the matter?" ”

Only then did the guard remember the purpose of this rush, and he knelt on the ground again and reported: "Your Highness's peerless prison is on fire!" ”

"What! Why didn't you say such important things earlier? ”

Guard: "......"

The Holy King suddenly stood up and asked, "What about the people who are being held inside?" ”

"It's probably burned...... Burned into Dongpo meat. The guard replied tremblingly, "That death row prisoner has silk threads tied to his body, so naturally he can't escape this fire." ”

"......" The Saint King slowly sat back in his chair, the expression on his face changing in a thousand ways, and finally regained his calm. He even raised the corners of his mouth and smiled.

"I wanted to invite him to drink a cup of the wedding wine between His Highness and the immortals. Unexpectedly, he still won't survive tonight, and the life of a eunuch is short. As short as their life/root. The Holy King smiled and handed the empty bowl on the table to the guard, "Go, bring another bowl of kidney treasure soup for His Highness." While he hasn't gotten married yet, His Royal Highness has to make up for it. ”

As soon as the ...... guard took the empty bowl, he saw the Holy King's gaze quietly fall to his crotch again. What's wrong with this holy king? Old mocking other people's old, two?! Could it be some hidden disease? No wonder it was rumored that he was not close to women, but it was actually because he couldn't do it himself!

"What are you doing in a daze? His Highness's orders have not yet been delivered. Immediately block the news of the fire in the prison. Especially on the side of the immortals...... She must not be allowed to know about this. The Holy King looked at the rare bright moon outside the window, and curled the corners of his lips: "No one can ruin the great day of the Great Day of His Highness and the Immortals. ”

"Yes! The minions obeyed. The guard picked up the empty bowl and hurried out of the Holy King's study.

Hey, this woman is really miserable. has just left the eunuch, and he wants to marry the holy king who has a hidden disease and lives by drinking kidney treasure soup. It's miserable!