"Quack! It's not salted fish, it's salty people and salted geese! ”

The little goose was still interested in making a joke, which made Jun Jinghong, who was recuperating from his injuries and eating sick meals, almost choked.

"Puff cough cough...... Little goose, you're really big-hearted! ”

"Salty people are too cruel, but salty geese ......"

Jun Jinghong suddenly had the idea of making the little goose, and while squinting at the little goose, he also licked the corners of his mouth, looking very appetizing.

"Quack! Uncle, are you swollen like this! You can't eat goose! ”

The goose flapped its wings and quacked.

Seeing that Jun Jinghong still didn't see repentance, the little goose immediately panicked and threw himself into Mu Ying's arms.

"Mama, Mama! Look at my uncle, he's so bad that he wants to eat a goose! ”

"Ma Ma, go and educate your uncle, tell your uncle that it is everyone's responsibility to take care of the goose, and you can't eat the goose!"

"Hahaha......" Mu Ying was depressed that she had been drifting on the sea for the past few days, and was immediately amused by the two living treasures of the little goose.

"Little goose is not afraid, your uncle doesn't really want to eat you, he was just hurt by the power of the Yuan Spirit a while ago, just raise it."

"Really?" The little goose poked his little head suspiciously and secretly glanced at Jun Jinghong.

Although Jun hurt his brain and thought that the little appearance of the little goose was very interesting, but in the end, it was the little niece who grew up with his own hands, and he didn't want to scare the little goose and let the little goose alienate himself from now on.

No, he was acting according to Mu Ying's words, pretending to be extremely weak and hugging his handsome little head.

"Oh, I can't do it, my head hurts, what happened to me just now? Did I say anything that shouldn't have been said? ”

"Oh, my hands don't seem to be obedient anymore, I haven't finished my nutritious meal yet, I'm so hungry, I can't do it......"

Jun Jinghong's acting skills turned out to be good, and the poor little appearance immediately deceived the soft-hearted goose.

"Quack! Uncle, are you swollen? ”

"Don't be afraid, the goose is coming to feed you!"

The little goose fluttered its wings, and then flew back to Jun Jinghong's side.

Gently pasted Jun Jinghong's head, comforted Jun Jinghong for a while, and saw that Jun Jinghong was quiet and well-behaved, and the little goose began to feed him.

The wings are inconvenient to hold a spoon, so the goose takes the spoon in his mouth, first digs half a spoon of rice, then digs half a spoon of vegetables or meat slices, fans it twice with its wings, the temperature is just right, and then feeds it to Jun Jinghong to eat.

The goose's every move can be said to be no worse than that of a professional nurse.

"Ah......" Jun Jinghong was responsible for opening his mouth to eat.

But of course, in order to continue to instruct the goose to feed him, it must be a process to say some nice words of praise.

No, after eating three bites, Jun Jinghong paused in the middle.

"Thank you, Little Goose, thanks to you, Little Goose, otherwise my uncle would probably faint from hunger."

"It is said that raising geese to prevent old age, the ancients did not deceive me, it is good to have a goose!"

The little goose was praised for his labor, and he was as happy as if he were something, and immediately straightened his little chest with great glory.

"Uncle doesn't have to be polite, respect the old and love the young, yes...... It's the traditional virtue that Ma Ma said, I naturally can't drop the chain of the goose. ”

"And uncle, don't worry, as long as there is a little goose to eat, you won't be hungry!"

"Also, Baba Ma Ma said that your Yuan Ling power will recover for a period of time, and you should not take it lightly during this period."

"Come, let's eat all the food, uncle, ah......"

The little goose coaxed it like Jun Jinghong before, and in turn coaxed Jun Jinghong.

Jun Jinghong suddenly felt a lot of emotion in his heart, originally he was just lazy and didn't want to move, so he wanted to find someone to feed.

As a result, the little goose was so intimate, and Jun Jinghong's eyes were red.

One person and one goose live in harmony, one eats and one feeds, in Mu Ying's eyes, there is a feeling of CCTV's promotional video of caring for the lonely and widowed elderly.

"Hahaha......" Mu Ying couldn't help laughing again.

"Shocking, you look at that breath, it was originally the one who called people, but it turned out to cry, it's really funny......"

"How about it, the sick meal that the goose fed by himself, does it taste different from usual?"

Looking at Xiao Ying's slightly ridiculous little expression, Jun Jinghong raised his chin arrogantly.

"Hmph, I want you to take care of it!"

"The rice fed by the goose is different, it tastes much more delicious than what you make!"

"Yo yo yo!" Seeing this, Mu Ying immediately bent her eyes with a funny expression.

"Okay, I'm out of breath, I dare to dislike my craftsmanship!"

"That's good, next time I'll just mix the ingredients together and stew it, and I won't season it out of purpose."

"Anyway, the goose's hands are the most magical, and anything unpalatable can be turned into delicious in the hands of the goose, right?"

"Huh?" This time, Jun Jinghong was dumbfounded.

"Don't! Brother, you have the best skills, you can't stew casually, I'm sick, I'm very picky. ”

"The taste is not good, I should not eat, if I don't eat, I will recover slowly, Xiaoying will continue to cook for me, and I am not good, we can be regarded as a loss of combat effectiveness, right?"

"During the critical period, the opponent is hiding in the shadows, and we ourselves can no longer drop the chain!"

Speaking a thousand words and ten thousand, Jun Jinghong is undoubtedly making a strong struggle for his taste buds.

However, he only cared about appeasing Mu Ying and forgot about the little goose. Love books

No, after listening to Jun Jinghong's words, the little goose suddenly put down the spoon and pursed his mouth.

"Uncle, didn't you just say that the food I fed you is much better than usual?"

"If the hemp is appropriately reduced by some steps, it doesn't matter if the taste is worse than usual, anyway, if I feed it, the taste will be sublimated."

"It can not only save time and effort for Ma Ma, but also make Uncle Eat satisfied, such the best of both worlds, Uncle, why don't you agree?"

Jun Jinghong, who was caught off guard by the logic of the little goose and was dumbfounded: "......"

Why are you so good, Little Goose?

You're stressing my uncle like this!

"This ...... That ...... "Jun Jinghong has been here for a long time, and he can't think of a suitable explanation.

Jun Jinghong was very annoyed, people really can't lie, they have to lie for one, in order to plug the flaw, they have to spread the second panic.

In the end, it is estimated that he will not know which of his sentences is true and which is false......

In the face of the goose that is not easy to fool, Jun Jinghong really had no choice, so he had to roll his eyes, fall to the ground, and adopt a tried and tested strategy of playing dead.

So far, it's been working well.

As soon as Jun Jinghong fell to the ground, the little goose suddenly panicked.

"Oh, uncle, are you swollen? Don't scare me! ”

The little goose walked on his short legs, and hurriedly ran to Jun Jinghong's side, patting his face and stepping on his heart, trying to give first aid to Jun Jinghong.

However, it is naturally impossible for Jun Jinghong to wake up so quickly, after all, after waking up, he may have to suffer from the soul torture of the little goose.

The little goose was almost bad, but Mu Ying couldn't bear to laugh and endure it very hard.

However, Mu Ying didn't plan to pierce Jun Jinghong, because Mu Ying thought of a more interesting move.

"Oh, Uncle Goose, are you alright?"

"You really got it, you can't die!"

"You wait, I'll find you a pill to replenish!"

While speaking, Mu Ying really made the appearance of rummaging through the pills in the Sumeru ring.

Seeing this, the little goose stabilized a lot, and while sniffing, he didn't forget to comfort Jun Jinghong.

"Uncle is not afraid, Ma Ma will find you medicine, just eat it!"

In fact, Jun Jinghong, who fell to the ground with his eyes closed, was wondering in his heart, Xiao Goose was young and didn't see that he was pretending to be sick, Xiao Ying shouldn't and couldn't see it!

Why didn't Xiao Ying pierce him?

Could it be that in fact, Xiao Ying is also concerned about chaos, and was deceived by his superb acting skills?

Tut-tut, I really didn't expect that I couldn't get Xiao Ying's attention by all means before, and Xiao Ying's eyes seemed to grow on that guy in Bailiqing.

Unexpectedly, he has now become the goose's uncle, and his status is different in an instant!

Jun Jinghong was so beautiful that his big snot was about to bubble, so he waited quietly for Xiao Ying's medicine.

Although there was nothing wrong with him except that his consciousness was damaged, it was not harmful to take a few more pills once in a while.

"The medicine has been found!"

Not more than ten points, Mu Ying sighed happily.

The next moment, she broke Jun Jinghong's mouth, threw in a large bottle of pills, and then quickly closed his mouth.

Inevitably, he spit out the medicine, and Mu Ying also used ingenuity, so that Jun Jinghong couldn't palm.

Jun Jinghong didn't notice the abnormality at first, until the pill dissolved, and a bitter smell spread, and Jun Jinghong was directly cried bitterly.

This medicine is so unpalatable!

Xiao Ying, you are swollen, can you play tricks on people like this!

He thought just now that he had finally received Xiao Ying's long-lost attention......

The rest of the thoughts, Jun Jinghong is gone.

Because it was too bitter, he was directly miserable, and he fell to the ground and had nothing to love, so he didn't have to pretend now, he could always pretend to be dead.

"Ma Ma, is it okay uncle? But why didn't my uncle wake up? ”

The little goose was very concerned about Jun Jinghong, afraid of disturbing his rest, so he asked Mu Ying in a low voice.

Mu Ying looked at Jun Jinghong's distorted facial features and smiled unkindly.

"Don't worry, little goose, your uncle is fine, don't you see that he can make his own expressions?"

"What Ma Ma fed him just now is a medicine that stimulates the senses, and now your uncle has a feeling, which means that the medicine is working."

"But he's weak, so he's asleep, you can take care of him."

Mmmmmmmm

No matter what the reason, it's not right for you to deceive the goose's feelings and trick the goose into feeding you.

As a little goose, Mu Ying said that she would use this incident to make the big fox have a long memory.

The little goose didn't know what Mu Ying thought, thinking that it was what Mu Ying said, and she was very intimate with Jun Jinghong, who was so bitter that she didn't want to speak.

"Mu Ying, look!"

At this moment, Bai Liqing, who was standing on the deck and paying close attention to the surrounding situation, suddenly pointed to the sea not far away with excitement.

"It's a boat! There are many, many ships ahead! ”