Chapter 548: Eating Tofu
Feng Feifei picked up the blood wine and greeted him, but he didn't clink glasses with Yang Chen, but turned his arm and bent back holding Yang Chen's arm, and the arms of the two were staggered together.
Yang Chenzheng didn't understand what it meant, Feng Feifei had already smiled and said: "There is no incense case here, and there is no way to pinch the soil for incense to worship, let's just drink a glass of wine, and get married forever. ”
"What... What? A glass of wine? Yang Chen's eyes almost didn't pop out, and he hurriedly retracted his hand and said, "Sister Feifei, are you mistaken?" It seems that a husband and wife drink a glass of wine, right? ”
Feng Feifei took his hand, shook his head and smiled: "Hugh is ashamed of that little child, as long as your heart is open, do you still care about any rituals?" ”
"Uh......" Under the forced gaze of the other party's bright eyes, Yang Chen swore with a wry smile: "Forever tie the knot and be of the same heart, if there is a different heart, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed!" ”
Feng Feifei giggled, leaned over, his red lips caught the mouth of the bowl, and his bright eyes squinted at him to drink.
Yang Chen shook his head, thinking to himself what this is called, sure enough, people are drifting in the rivers and lakes, and any strange thing can be encountered.
At this point, Yang Chen had no choice but to drink the wine in one gulp, and drank a glass of wine seriously.
The two put down the wine glass, Feng Feifei moved the position of the wine jar again, and sat side by side with Yang Chen, leaning together, and the distance between the two seemed to have narrowed a lot.
After filling the wine glasses of the two of them, Feng Feifei hooked a jade arm on Yang Chen's shoulder.
It was purely a good taste of hooking shoulders and carrying the brothers, pulling Yang Chen's neck and jokingly: "Little brother, you have called me Sister Feifei, do I also call you little brother." ”
Yang Chen was tormented by her hooking shoulders and backs, if it was a man's shoulders and backs, it would be okay, but it was a woman, or a woman who had just worshipped him.
Hell, although this woman is old, she still looks like a young woman, and she has a plump and sultry body.
Under such close contact, it is inevitable that I will be a little uneasy.
As soon as he heard Feng Feifei's words, Yang Chen hurriedly took the opportunity to pull down the arm she hooked up on his shoulder, and begged for mercy: "Sister Feifei, you spare me, it's too indecent to call the little brother, it's better to call the little brother." ”
Feifei giggled, his arm rested on his shoulder again, his slender jade fingers hooked his chin provocatively, and he exhaled like a brandy joke: "What? I think I'm old, or I think I'm dirty, sister, can't I drink too much and lean on you for a while? Or are you afraid that I'm a tigress and will eat you? Or, your mind is not pure, and I want to be wrong with my sister? I warn you, I'm your sister now, and you can't think of me. ”
Is Lao Tzu wronged? It's obvious that you're teasing me, okay!
Yang Chen hurriedly turned around, and if he tossed it again, he had to go off, and said again and again: "I said Sister Feifei, just let me go, I'm thin-skinned, I really can't help but tease." ”
"Giggles!" Feng Feifei suddenly laughed and trembled, but there was no slightest confusion in her clear eyes, and a hint of appreciation faintly flashed, as a woman of this age, she came from a young and beautiful person, and she knew what virtues men had.
Although she is old, she knows that her posture is still lethal to men, and she is very relieved to see that Yang Chen can sit still without disorder, this can be regarded as really taking the sworn just now seriously from the bottom of her heart.
"Death Phase!" Feng Feifei's pointed index finger poked at Yang Chen's head, bent a thigh heroically, scooped up his chopsticks, picked up a red pepper, and bit the lower half into his mouth, and the chopsticks took the remaining half of the red pepper and handed it to Yang Chen's mouth, saying, "Eat it." ”
Yang Chenhu shrank his head suspiciously, picked up the chopsticks with his hand, and said embarrassedly: "I'll come by myself, don't bother." ”
Feng Feifei pinched his chin, pinched his mouth open, and sent half of the bitten chili pepper into his mouth with a chopstick, almost not directly stabbing Yang Chen's throat.
slapped Yang Chen's mouth shut again, and then said, "Sister, I'll pat your ass first, you eat this chili, and my sister will ask for something later." ”
Yang Chen coughed, wrinkled his face and chewed the extremely spicy chili pepper into his stomach, drank a sip of blood wine, opened his mouth to spit out a hot breath, and said with a wry smile: "Sister Feifei has nothing to say, just say anything, and you will see the outside." ”
But in his heart, he is like a mirror, knowing what the other party is going to say.
As expected, Feng Feifei already looked at him with a playful expression and said: "I said junior brother, the exam is going to be tomorrow, sister, I am still eating, drinking, and chatting with you, and I am about to become your third escort, you can't watch my sister fail the exam, right?" "100 Literature
Okay! It's not mine.
Yang Chen shook his head and said: "Sister Feifei, I said that none of your eight major faction leaders are worry-free, isn't it just for the answer to the exam, just say no, it's over, Sister Feifei, won't you and I worship just for the answer?" ”
As soon as these words came out, Feng Feifei immediately grabbed his neck, put him down on top of him, and pressed Yang's head on his lap, just like a man molesting a woman in a film and television drama.
Feng Feifei stared down at him with an angry face and shouted: "Yang Chen, I, Miao people, stand up to the sky, and I, Feng Feifei, am the leader of the witch sect, and I have always done things above board, and I bow to you just to show my sincerity, otherwise do you think anyone can worship with me?" I've already made my mind clear, you and I are sisters and brothers, what's wrong with me asking for something? Have you forgotten the oath I just made, if there is a dissent, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed, but you look at me like this, what do you think of me Feng Feifei? ”
How could Yang Chen be so restrained by others, with a swing of his elbow, he wanted to knock the other party away, but as soon as he made a move, he felt wrong, and he hit Feng Feifei's chest, and he was suddenly a little dumbfounded.
As soon as it touched it, the strength instantly weakened by half, and the elbow was retracted.
Feng Feifei's internal cultivation was obviously higher than Yang Chen's, but after receiving a blow from Feng Feifei, his body only shook, of course, it was also related to Yang Chen's timely unloading.
However, Feng Feifei looked at his chest with a blushing face, and also saw that Yang Chen was unintentional, but he suddenly grabbed Yang Chen's neck in annoyance, and shook it: "Okay, you Yang Chen, you dare to eat my sister's tofu, I will strangle you." ”
Yang Chen was embarrassed to resist anymore, his head rested on his fragrant legs, he was pinched and stuck out his tongue, and stammered and begged for mercy: "Sister Fei, strangled me... No one gave it to you... Answer. ”
Feng Feifei bit his lip with his silver teeth, but he was just ashamed and angry, and he didn't really mean to strangle him, so he lifted him up, sat on the ground and flew out a fair-skinned bare foot, and kicked it directly on Yang Chen's ass.
"Damn!" Yang Chen screamed, flew out, slapped his palms on the wall, and then kicked his feet on the wall, turning over and landing on the ground.
He also saw from the strength of the other party's shot that people did not mean to hurt him, so he rubbed his buttocks and neck, turned around and smiled bitterly: "I just said that there is no good feast, there will be no good feast, and I have to be beaten in exchange for a meal, am I wronged or not?" I said Sister Feifei, are you begging for someone? ”
Feng Feifei held his chest with one hand, rubbed it exaggeratedly on the spot, and glared: "I've been hit and hurt, how can this account be calculated?" ”
Yang Chen suddenly sweated heavily, and found that he couldn't reason with a woman, and this woman was not an ordinary tough, no matter how reasonable he was, if someone rubbed his chest, he would definitely ignore it, he completely admitted defeat, and bowed weakly and said: "Sister Feifei, I was wrong, I'll tell you the answer when I go back." ”
"No, lest anyone think that I have bad intentions and deliberately set up a scheme to deceive him." Feng Feifei tilted his head to the side angrily.
Yang Chen thought to himself, don't you know if you have set up a bureau or not? However, he immediately went around to the other side, bowed again in front of her, and said, "Sister Feifei, it has nothing to do with other things, it is the younger brother who sincerely wants to give the answer to honor his sister." ”
Feng Feifei snorted coldly: "You said this, I didn't force you, you took the initiative to give me the answer." ”
"Yes." Yang Chen smiled and said, "Isn't it okay for me to beg my sister to accept it?" ”
This guy can also bend and stretch, and he can play anywhere.
Feng Feifei's calm face suddenly became sunny, and he smiled and said: "It's about the same, come, little brother, come and sit, you have to eat a full stomach for big things." ”
He hooked his index finger towards Yang Chen.
Yang Chen was afraid of this woman, so he went around to sit down opposite her and said, "Forget it, I'd better stay away from you, otherwise my neck and butt will suffer again later." ”
"Yo! I also remembered my sister's hatred. Feng Feifei chuckled, and moved to Yang Chen's side with the wine jar in the same way, and said with a joking smile: "Or, my sister will give you a ceremony to apologize, help you rub your neck and buttocks, and you will help your sister rub the pain, let's eliminate our grievances?" ”
Yang Chen's expression twitched for a while, and he found that this woman could really say anything, but it was not a way to let the other party suppress it like this, and his eyes flashed: "It's okay, this method is good." ”
I saw him roll up his two sleeves, put on a posture of dragon grasp, and grabbed Feng Feifei.
As a result, with two 'snaps', Feng Feifei flew out like the wind, and had already opened his two palms, and shouted loudly: "You kid doesn't want to live anymore, you really want to eat my mother's tofu!" ”