Chapter 515: Everything is ready
The sound of chewing was the most common sound in the world, but at this moment, it made the scalps of those present tingle.
The scolding subsided instantly, and everyone tried to find the guy who kept chewing. Almost at the same time, the chewing sound also stopped.
A fat man holding a chicken leg looked at everyone with a confused expression.
"You were eating?" The old pedant was the first to ask.
"Hmm." The fat man nodded, and the oil-stained fat on his chin trembled slightly as he swayed.
"Why are you eating?" The old pedant asked again.
"Why?" The fat man's little eyes were even more confused, and he said tentatively, "Is it a reason to be hungry?" "Hungry? The old pedant's white eyebrows were crumbled, for he did not know what to question next.
yes, hungry. This is not only a reason, but also the best reason! "Then why are you eating here? Another onlooker was shocked, and his words were instantly approved by the onlookers.
"yes, why are you eating here?"
"yes, why do you have to eat here?" "Do you really want to eat? "Yes, I think this fat man has ulterior motives at all. ”
In the face of everyone's discussion, the fat man swallowed his saliva with difficulty.
"Why eat here?" The fat man's small eyes stared at the chicken leg in his hand, "Hungry, is it the reason?" ”
"Are you hungry, do you want to eat here when you're hungry?" When this sentence was asked, the troubled onlooker himself realized that it was awkward.
"yes." The fat man said as a matter of course, "When you are hungry, you naturally have to eat." After saying that, the fat man took a big bite of the plump chicken thigh, and with the sound of "click", golden oil stains overflowed from both sides of his lips.
In front of everyone's eyes, the fat man wiped out the chicken leg in three or two bites. Apparently unsatisfied, he put his two juice-stained fingers in his mouth and sucked them incessantly.
"It's delicious, it's really delicious." The fat man muttered. Although the chicken leg is gone, the fragrance it emits remains in this space where everyone is at risk. It seems that it is stronger than when this chicken leg was alive.
The taste of the food was like a placebo, which gradually calmed the beating hearts of the people present.
When tension takes over all the nerves, we often lack other sensations, but once the mind relaxes, other sensations will come flooding in an instant.
Like, hunger!
"I think this fat man is quibbling." A thin young man whispered, but he didn't speak clearly, because there was too much sound of swallowing saliva in it.
"Yes." One child spoke, "It's disgusting to look at that finger sucking." Although he said that his mouth was disgusting, his eyes were fascinated, and he wished that he could suck that finger as well.
"This fat man must have been premeditated." One woman said, "How can anyone be hungry on such an occasion?" This sentence was supposed to be beautiful, but as soon as the words fell on her stomach, she betrayed herself. Accompanied by the sound of stomach "growling", everyone present understood that some people would also feel hungry on such occasions.
"Are you all looking at me?" The fat man looked around at the crowd and said, "I won't give it to you." "Who, who's going to eat? The old pedant said with a look of disgust, "Such an oily thing." After saying this, the old pedant muttered in a low voice, "Besides, there is no more." ”
"None?"
When the fat man heard this, he winked at everyone with his small eyes, and then another chicken leg appeared in his hand. It was as if the chicken leg had been pulled out of thin air.
"This ......" the old pedant's eyes widened in surprise, and as his eyes widened, the wrinkles on his forehead were much less.
"Click!" This time, the fat man ate far less elegant than the first time, and he was eager to eat the whole chicken leg in one bite as if he hadn't eaten for three days.
Soon, the second chicken leg disappeared.
"Delicious, delicious!" The fat man gradually became excited, and he once again conjured two chicken legs as if by magic, one in each hand.
"You, do you still want to eat?" The child couldn't help but ask.
"Of course." The fat man said as he ate, "I said, I'm hungry." "But, you've already eaten two chicken legs. The child said, stroking his belly. This action is as if he is measuring his own appetite.
"What is this?" The fat man swept away the two chicken legs.
"These four chicken legs aren't enough to stuff your teeth." The fat man also stroked his belly, "Look, the belly is still suffocating." I'm always hungry as long as I'm awake. "You, what are you going to do eating chicken legs in front of everyone? The woman, who was also in a state of hunger, spoke, but when the words "eat chicken legs" were spoken, the woman was clearly hateful.
"Do what?" The fat man thought this question was very strange, "It's just eating chicken legs." Don't you people never eat chicken legs? ”
"Humph!" The old pedant snorted coldly, "Chicken legs, what's so delicious about chicken legs?" ” “…… It is. The hungry woman chimed in, "I never eat chicken legs. ”
"I," the child couldn't hold back, "I want to eat." "I won't give it to you if you want to eat it! The fat man said in an irrefutable tone.
Then he began to pull out the chicken legs from the void continuously, no less than ten times in succession, and finally he held all the dozen or so chicken legs in his fat hands and slowly sat down.
"Those were just hors d'oeuvres," the fat man cried, "and now it's time for me to fill my belly!" After saying that, the fat man ignored the gazes of the people around him and took a big gulp.
"Look at him like that, I don't know, what do you think you eat from the mountains and seas?" A middle-aged man dressed quite well-dressed said. "That's it...... But this chicken leg looks really good. Another well-dressed middle-aged man said.
These two men look like CEOs of public companies. "Do you want to eat this chicken leg too? The first "boss" Huo Ran asked.
"No, no." Another boss waved his hand repeatedly, "How can I be a chicken leg eater?" At this moment, the three words "eating chicken legs" are given a new meaning, it represents vulgarity, ugliness, embarrassment. Not eating chicken drumsticks represents a kind of nobility, a kind of courage that is not willing to go along with the evil forces.
"Hmph." The old pedant made a concluding remarks for the people around him, "I said a long time ago that no one wants to eat chicken legs!" The old pedant said this in the tone of a martyr who was ready to die generously. It's just that when the word chicken leg is mentioned, the old Adam's apple trembles slightly.
Binks looked at the group without saying a word, and the smile on his face grew stronger.
Hmph, the evidence is getting more and more abundant, everything is the same as I imagined, should I uncover everything now? No, wait a little longer.
If there is really someone who is not interested in chicken legs at this moment, that person must be an orangutan, after all, an orangutan is a robot.
Something must have happened! That's all Gorilla is thinking, because he's been secretly watching Binks. Maybe Binks's IQ is really high, but after all, he is a child, and he can't hide things from his face. In the process of coming, Agora decided to use Binks's performance to determine the moment of the final calculation.
After all, the operation can only be performed once, so be sure to save it for the most critical moment!
Just then, a voice suddenly appeared.
"Who says no one wants to eat chicken legs? I just want to eat chicken legs! ”
The one who spoke was Peter, who brought the crowd to the center of the stage, intentionally or unintentionally.
"You, what did you say?" The old pedant seemed a little annoyed, "You said you want to eat chicken legs?" "Yes. Peter smiled and said, "I don't just want to eat chicken thighs, I want to eat any kind of food." "Humph! "I think it's better to be on Miss Mary's side in what has just happened." Hearing this, Peter shrugged his shoulders and said, "That's your freedom." But why can't I eat chicken thighs? I'm interested in anything beautiful in the world! "So," said the old pedant, after a moment's thought, "you would be willing to seduce you, even if you knew Mary was seducing you?" "Yes. Peter laughed again, "After all, Mary is not bad. ”
"So, the same goes for chicken drumsticks?" "Of course. Peter said, "After all, there is a lot of meat in chicken thighs." "Hmph. The old pedant said haughtily, "Eat your chicken legs, insatiable fellow!" However, it also has to be agreed. ”
"You don't have to worry about it, I have my own way."
While Peter was talking to the old pedant, the fat man ate a dozen chicken legs, and the ground was full of chicken bones.
"It's delicious, it's delicious!" The fat man exclaimed.
His words disgusted those around him even more.
"Hey," the first middle-aged man who was "boss-styled" spoke, "can you go eat in a different place?" "It is. The second "boss" said, "Even if you don't change places, at least change the way of eating, your overeating will affect others." "He's a glutton. The woman said coldly. The old pedant looked at the fat man and then at Peter, who was walking towards the fat man, he shook his head at first, and then sighed haughtily, "It's all monsters." Binks saw it all in his eyes, and he was very excited, because everything was going according to his expectations, and he couldn't help but jump out and explain everything!
But he held back because the most crucial thing had not yet appeared.
"Insatiable, hum." Binks shook his head and muttered, "Overeating, hum." "And this pretending to be arrogant old intellectuals. In the end, Binks stopped his eyes on the old pedant, "Everything is ready, just be patient and wait for the last east wind!" ”
Except for the gorilla, no one will pay attention to what Binks is talking about. But it was an apan who heard all the words of Binks.
Everything? In that case, let's start doing the math now!