"Be honest, dare to fart, and I'll kill you. ”

Li Xianyu took off his thin coat, put the yellow leather in his pocket, sandwiched it under his armpit, and rushed all the way back to the hospital.

Huang Pizi was honestly wrapped in his coat, looking a little sluggish, and the small injuries on his body were okay, but he was slapped by Li Xianyu's Lei Fa before, and his spirit was seriously injured, and he didn't want to cultivate well for a year and a half.

"Ben Daxian confessed, you let me go now, I promise you not to blame the past, otherwise you will ....." Before he finished speaking, he received a powerful slap on the skull, which made it dizzy.

"Shut up, don't talk again, beep again, I'll strangle you directly. Li Xianyu shouted.

This guy sucked the essence of ordinary people without authorization, and the object was still his adoptive father, Li Xianyu alone couldn't let it go, he decided to go to Shen Yang another day and hand over the yellow skin to the branch to dispose of.

In a few minutes away, Li Xianyu had at least eight million "" floating in his mind, and his adoptive father threw two heterogeneous enemies with one stone, which is more difficult than buying five million in the lottery ticket.

The distance was not far, he was very fast, and he returned to the ward in a hurry, his adoptive father and the middle-aged man were lying quietly, he probed his nose, his breath was calm, and there was no major problem.

When I went to see the middle-aged man again, I found that he was unconscious, no wonder the previous movement did not wake him up, presumably when Huang Pizi sneaked into the ward, he was hypnotized by the way.

Thankfully, the snake demon didn't come.

"Hey, that guy Liu Kun, he didn't come to settle accounts with your father at night, but he smashed a stone. Huang Pizi whispered.

"Who is Liu Kun. ”

"It's the guy who fought with me the day before yesterday, and your dad saw both of our fights. We agreed to kill your dad and then duel again. After speaking, it added: "Liu Kun is also the descendant of this generation of the head of the Liu family." ”

"You beasts have a hairy lineage, don't you go crazy mating as soon as spring comes, and there are a lot of children and grandchildren, and you can divide the concubine and the concubine?"

"Not all of the same kind can awaken the bloodline, there are not many geniuses like me, and don't treat us as ordinary animals, we are the bloodline of the Enlightened Spirit, no different from you humans. Huang Pizi said angrily: "We don't mate just to breed, just like you humans, we will also mate for the sake of coolness." ”

Li Xianyu pondered for a few seconds, then gently patted the coat on his knee, "Stick your head out and take a closer look at me." ”

The coat moved, and Huang Pizi poked out his little head, looked at Li Xianyu, and said vigilantly: "What do you want to do?"

"You don't know me?"

"Why should I know you. ”

Li Xianyu thought about it and felt that it shouldn't be, he had just entered the bloodline world, but his reputation was not small, it was said that even if people in the bloodline world didn't know him, they should have heard of the reputation of the Li family's heirs, and all forces must have his information on hand.

The adoptive father smashed two blood enemies with one stone, Li Xianyu suspected that they did it on purpose, and then took the opportunity to find fault, and the real target was actually himself.

But the yellow skin in front of him, who has obviously become a sperm for a short time, doesn't look like the scheming one at all.

"Isn't it a coincidence?" Li Xianyu frowned and said: "You heterogeneous fights in the Northeast are so blatant? ”

"The Demon Alliance is going to elect a new alliance leader, and every time the alliance leader is changed, the alien world is so chaotic. Huang Pizi said: "We have to convince them, grab the territory, the bigger the chips in our hands, the greater the chance of winning." Liu Kun and I are both unshaped, adults beat adults, and children beat children. During this period, in order to strengthen our strength, it is inevitable to occasionally suck the essence of ordinary people, and Baoze Group will not care, because we are the five great immortals, and we are the head snake of the land, and we have privileges. ”

"Demon Alliance?" Li Xianyu heard the name for the first time.

"You're a rookie at first glance. Huang Pizi gave him a look of disdain, remembering his identity as a prisoner, and obediently explained: "The Demon Alliance of the three eastern provinces is an alien organization jointly established by the five great immortal families. In order to fight against the Wu family and the Baoze Group of your human race. Every ten years, there is a change of alliance leader, and every time the old and new are replaced, the five great immortal families will fight for the position of the next alliance leader. ”

"Anyway, it's too rampant to attack ordinary people. Li Xianyu frowned.

"You know a fart, what is the death of a few people, our five great immortal families have been restrained over the years. Before the founding of the People's Republic of China, my grandfather ate an entire village of people in one go. Huang Pizi snorted: "In the end, it's not about throwing the pot on the people of the island country, you human governments can only compromise." You know how good we are. ”

"Well, it's a pretty good fart. Li Xian didn't smile at the fishskin, and his eyes were bright.

These aliens are a bit arrogant, a yellow-skinned cub has this attitude, what about the big guys in the clan?

Does Bao Ze and the Wu family care? Among the seven major surnames, the Wu family's base camp is in the three eastern provinces.

"That's right, my fart is inherited from my dad. As soon as my dad farts, all the people in the house have to run. And as soon as I fart, all the people in the house can't run. Huang Pizi was proud.

"Hey, it smells of blood. The yellow skin propped himself up, his nose twitching.

"Isn't it normal for the hospital to smell blood. Li Xianyu said.

"I also smelled the disgusting fishy smell of the Liu family. Huang Pizi said.

Li Xianyu mobilized the qi in his body, opened his nasal passages, and all the smells in the ward instantly rushed into his nasal cavity.

He smelled a strange fishy stench.

A man and a beast looked down at the bottom of the bed almost at the same time, where there was a black snake, one finger thick, more than a meter long, lying softly, the snake's head was cut off by something, and a shallow pool of blood flowed.

Huangpizi squeaked, struggled to jump out of Li Xianyu's control, threw himself under the bed, and frantically devoured the snake corpse.

"Whew!"

The hot wind hit his face, and the blade of the laser blade pressed against his tail, scorching hair, and the scorching heat stimulated the reddened chrysanthemum.

The yellow skin chrysanthemum tightened, there was no hesitation and resistance, and she sat down obediently.

"I'm just a little hungry....."

Li Xianyu dragged the snake out from under the bed, his face was solemn, the touch of this snake was different, although he had never touched the snake, but ordinary snakes would not have such hard scales, and the weight was also very strange, just this length of snake, obviously a lot heavier.

"Liu Kun?" Li Xianyu stared at Huang Pizi.

"That's it. Huang Pizi nodded: "Oh~ It turns out that it has been killed by you? You kid is finished, the Liu family is more careful than our Huang family, Liu Kun is a junior that the Liu family attaches great importance to." Even if you're Baoze..... Oh mom, something is talking. ”

Slime: "Good pure spirit, boy, quick, let me suck it dry while it's hot." ”

It was the slime's sudden interjection that startled the yellow skin.

"I didn't kill Liu Kun, but I can't wait to whip its corpse now. Li Xianyu took off the same glove as Thanos, and his left arm, which was as black as ink, lit up one by one. He pinched Liu Kun's corpse in his left hand, there seemed to be blood flowing in his veins, Liu Kun's snake body quickly withered and shriveled, and the hard and close scales curled, turning into an air-dried snake in an instant.

"Oh mom. ”

The moment he saw the slime, the yellow skin exploded, jumped to the corner under the bed, and shivered.

Li Xianyu didn't have time to take care of it, so he concentrated on it, and after absorbing Liu Kun's essence and blood, the "Qi" in his body grew a little stronger.

"Gluttony?" Li Xianyu was stunned.

"Hmm.... It is a weakened manifestation of gluttony. The slime said: "Under normal conditions, I can also inhale ** breath and feed it back to you, but it can't be compared with gluttony, the real power of gluttony is that it can ignore strength, even if you are a dog, I can also let you suck the essence blood of the master." ”

That's right, the ability to gluttony is a bit terrifying, give him a piece of war, and he can suck the world invincible. This kind of standard killer feature can't be easily used.

"The price is to lose your mind and be controlled by you in the end?" Li Xianyu pouted and put on his gloves again.

"Hey, let me out again, don't .....me," the slime's voice was masked in his gloves.

Li Xianyu observed Liu Kun's corpse, the fracture was flat, it should have been cut off by a sharp blade in an instant, and the wound had slight burn marks, destroying the blood vessels, so there was not much blood shed.

Who killed Liu Kun?

Liu Kun should have the same strength as Huang Pizi, not strong, but he can kill with one hit, and there is no trace of a fight in the ward, this strength is very good.

Is it a colleague hiding in this hospital?

As the best and largest hospital in the county, it is not impossible to have employees of Baoze Group on duty. Many important departments and institutions in Shanghai have people from Baozer Group lurking secretly. They hide as ordinary workers, and once they encounter supernatural and blood-based events, they will turn into supermen wearing underwear and solve troubles unconsciously.

No, they are more low-key than Superman, and Superman, a melon baby, is essentially a pretending to be a lover before appearing to others.

The sound of light footsteps sounded in the corridor, Li Xianyu's ears moved, and he hurriedly threw the snake corpse under the bed, leaned over, and made a silent gesture towards Huang Pizi.

It should be that the nurse on duty is coming to make rounds, and the adoptive father's condition is quite dangerous, in order to find out whether the condition has deteriorated in time, the nurse will come to check every few hours.

In fact, the adoptive father is already well, he sleeps until tomorrow morning, and he is a vigorous man, and the bananas will become green and firm again.

The door opened, and it wasn't the nurse who came in, it was his ice slag sister.

Bing Slagzi was wearing a blue dress, a short pink leather coat on the outside, her black hair was not permed or dyed, and she was carrying a beautifully packaged takeaway food box in her hand.

"Sister, why are you here. Li Xianyu was stunned.

"Mom is afraid you're hungry. Bing Slag succinctly raised the food box in his hand and gently placed it on the bedside table.

When the sister and brother wiped their bodies, the soft skirt caressed Li Xianyu's feet, and his nose was not closed, he smelled the fragrance of shampoo and shower gel on his sister's body, as well as a faint, seemingly absent body fragrance.

The big guy who taught him to "smell fragrance and recognize women" told Li Xianyu that there is a kind of woman who is born with body fragrance, not perfume or shampoo. It's about a 1 in 10,000 probability, which is very rare.

He has read countless beauties in the past few years, and he has only seen three women with their own body fragrance.

Li Xianyu asked at the time, how to screen it?

The big guy told him that when you smell it, you will know it naturally.

It turns out that the ice slag at home is a beauty with its own body fragrance, one in ten thousand?

It is said that this kind of body fragrance has a great attraction to the opposite sex, could it be that I stole my sister's underwear back then?

Let's just say, I think he Li Xianyu is a five-good young man, how could he do such a ghost thing when he was a child. There's a reason for that.

"Mom asked you to send it?" Li Xianyu glanced at his sister.

At this point, my mother has already gone to sleep, how can I let you bring food over, who can I bluff.

Under Li Xianyu's squinted gaze, Bing Slag's expressionless face twitched slightly, his beautiful eyes flashed with annoyance, and he said coldly: "Do you like to eat or not." ”

"Eat. ”

Bing Slag nodded, and retaliated against Li Xianyu with a squinted eye: "Five hundred yuan, pay me back." ”

Li Xianyu: "So expensive? Do you buy abalone or sea cucumber?" ”

Bing Slag sneered: "Tiger whip, give you an aphrodisiac." ”

When Li Xianyu heard this, she was stunned, and said in her heart how she knew about her kidney deficiency. No, no, it's not this, he thought of something, and his heart sank.

Bing Slag sneered: "Dad gave you a little less room fee, sister will help you apply for more funds?"

God's special funds!

Li Xianyu held this groove in his throat and didn't dare to spit it out.

How did she know?

Seeing that he didn't speak, Bing Slag's face quickly sank, and his face was full of disgust from his "dirty brother".

"The money is back to me. She urged.

"Oh oh...."Li Xianyu took out his mobile phone and transferred five hundred oceans to her. After receiving the money, Bing Slag's face turned slightly pale, and the next second he was covered with frost, and he reached out and twisted Li Xianyu's ears: "The name hasn't changed yet?"

My sister's fingers were cold and cold, and she was so strong that Li Xianyu begged for mercy: "Change, change it immediately, I forgot it." ”

Bing Slag didn't let go, and said with a small threat: "Don't think that I won't cure you if I move out." ”

She suddenly frowned and took two steps back: "I haven't taken a bath for a few days, and I stink to death." ”

The cold pretty face revealed the disgust of the "dirty brother".

Li Xianyu has to carry this pot if he doesn't carry it, and promises that he will pay attention to personal hygiene in the future.

"Sister, I recently met a girl, do I have time to introduce to you?" Li Xianyu said.

I called my grandmother to bully you, grandma's little mouth, you can say anything hurtful. Li Xianyu himself is not good, although he is not an ordinary person now, but the psychological shadow is still there.

Ice slag is noncommittal.

"Look at it, when the potion in the bottle is finished, go to the nurse, don't fall asleep. Ice Slag admonished.

Li Xianyu responded with a stack of voices.

The younger brother was still subservient to her majesty, Bing Slag nodded with satisfaction, walked to the door, turned around again, and looked at him deeply: "Girlfriend?"

"Huh?"

"It's okay. ”

She left the hospital room with a tall background and a graceful swaying dress.

At six o'clock in the morning, my adoptive father woke up, opened his eyes, and stared blankly at the ceiling, knowing that he was thinking: who I am and where I am.

"Dad, you're awake. Li Xianyu said.

When the adoptive father heard the voice, he saw him and was stunned, "Why the hell are you here?" ”

"yes, my mom is here. Li Xianyu was accustomed to his adoptive father's way of speaking: "My special father's is also here." ”

The adoptive father subconsciously raised his hand and peeled his scalp, but was held down by Li Xianyu: "You are in the hospital, and you still have a tube in your hand." ”

"Why did I get to the hospital?" the adoptive father sat up, looked left and right, and found that he was indeed in the ward, and the bed next to him had a plaster cast on his leg.

"You don't remember?"

The adoptive father shook his head.

Mom said that my father had been unconscious, so I didn't know that I was in the hospital and explained.

Li Xianyu said: "Dad, do you remember what happened after you went to chase Huangpizi?"

The adoptive father suddenly realized: "Yes, I went after the weasel, and I saw the snake, hey, they did it again." What happened later. ”

"Then you went crazy. ”

"Crazy?"

"Yes, you are crazy, when you see a woman, you gnaw and hug, and shouting: Come and send it!" Li Xianyu slapped the bed and was heartbroken: "You gnawed several women in a row, and then you were knocked unconscious, it was really a shame for the old Li family, my mother has already said that I will divorce you when you wake up." ”

The adoptive father was stunned: "I seem to have fallen ....."

"They all said that you were fascinated by the yellow skin," Li Xianyu said matter-of-factly: "Can you fall into the hospital if you fall?" Do you know why I am staying by your side, because my mother is unwilling to take care of you, and I am too, I feel ashamed to think about it, I want to be at the scene, and I will kill myself." ”

"She has a good conscience, and knows to call me to watch. If it weren't for this incident, would my mother not be able to guard you? ”

What he said was reasonable, and his adoptive father believed it a little, and he suddenly panicked.

"Where's your mother, where is your mother. ”

"My mom sleeps in the hotel. ”

“......”

At eight o'clock, the adoptive mother and the ice slag came together.

Li Xianyu felt that it was time to withdraw, and patted his adoptive father's hand: "Dad, do it yourself." Turning his head, he said calmly: "Mom, I'll find a hotel to sleep in first." ”

When passing by with the ice slag, Li Xianyu glanced at her.

It was a smug look in his eyes after revenge.

The woman's debt is paid by the father.

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