Chapter 288: There is no master in his eyes, and this is worth it
Wei Xiguang, this minion is bad, and there are many bad waters! At first, he didn't have a good idea to trick Su Guoguo to deal with Princess Zhaoping, and now he has a bad idea for Su Guoguo.
Don't look at the old boy as a eunuch, but he has a lot of hearts.
"Master, you see that there are really two lactating cooks in the villa, why don't you let them even out some milk and give it to those gentlemen and uncles?"
Su Guoguo lay on the recliner with his eyes closed and did not speak.
Su Guoguo said in his heart. This old thing, bad and lustful! I'm afraid he still has to milk the cow himself, right?
Su Guoguo kind of appreciates this bad seed! This man stays by his side and uses it well, but he is a sharp weapon against people, but he must first subdue this inciting donkey.
Thinking of this, Su Guoguo opened his eyes and looked at Wei Xiguang who was kneeling on the ground.
This old thing, scratching his chubby bald head, was waiting for Su Guoguo's instructions.
Su Guoguo blinked his eyes, looked at Xuanji who was waiting beside him, rolled his eyes, and asked, "Xuanji, let me ask you something." ”
Xuanji leaned on the recliner and said with a smile: "Master, you say." ”
"How did I hear that after the eunuch was castrated, the longer the year became, the bigger it became. Do you say that the bigger the **, will there be milk? Look at Grandpa Wei's chest, it's not small, is there milk? ”
Where could Xuanji hear this, she immediately blushed and whispered, "Master, this slave doesn't know... Why don't you ask Grandpa Wei? ”
Wei Xiguang was anxious when he heard this, the old boy not only had a bad heart, but also had a lot of bad intentions, he always thought about it crookedly, and he was so frightened that cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
Mother! I'm afraid that this little ancestor is holding back the bad water and letting me milk those gentlemen to drink, right? How the do I have milk?
Wei Xiguang thought of this, kowtowed and said, "Master, you can spare the minions, who is spreading rumors about this road?" It's something that doesn't happen at all. You spare the minions, but don't let them be milked. ”
The corners of Su Guoguo's mouth curled, pursed his lips, and looked at Wei Xiguangdao, who kowtowed and pounded garlic.
"But I believe it. Don't be modest, I'll leave this milking to you. However, you remember to me, if you dare to beat the idea of the cook, I will have people take off my clothes and milk me in front of everyone! ”
"The slave obeys, the slave knows, the slave understands, and the slave must have done this well."
"Okay, let's go. If you do it, you will be rewarded. ”
Wei Xiguang slipped away, wiping the cold sweat on his forehead and leaving the villa.
Xuanji didn't have any courtesy, and sat on the ground with a smile.
"Master... The master really has yours. ”
Su Guoguo snorted and laughed, "That old thing is still playing with me?" What drinks human milk? Surely he did! I just want to rub the oil cook, don't teach him a lesson, and think that lying is a fool. ”
Su Guoguo guessed blindly, and he really guessed eight or nine correctly.
Serving Li Yunhuan's errands of more than a dozen, no one wants to do it! Wei Xiguang showed his big ass and should do this errand, he had a grudge against the two cooks in the kitchen, so he wanted to take the opportunity to rectify them, so he came up with such an idea! Originally, it was good to use Su Guoguo to complete his purpose of revenge!
But he underestimated Su Guoguo too much, how could Su Guoguo be afraid of those guys? How can there be a response? Stoop to compromise? It's just acting. Wei Xiguang touched his nose and almost lifted a stone to hit his own foot.
This road goods, always think that they are very smart, do not take others in their eyes, after giving a lesson, and like a dog, they dare not make a mistake! But after all, dogs can't change to eat! Sooner or later, you're going to get sick.
But this time, Wei Xiguang is not sick! But he had a terminal illness. He couldn't get human milk, so he had to turn to the master of the kitchen to find out how to make milk that tasted like human milk, so he paid out of his own pocket and took a hundred taels of silver to honor the master of the kitchen.
But this human milk is human milk, how can it be blended?
Besides, the master is a man, how do you know what kind of human milk tastes...
But the silver was in his hand, and if he didn't take it for nothing, he thought of the two cooks.
As soon as the master summed up, he asked Wei Xiguang to wait.
Master Lu Han is also a fan of money, so he took the silver ticket and told the two cooks about it!
The ending can be imagined, the bow was opened left and right, and seven or eight big mouths were fanned out, and even Wei Xiguang was implicated, and he was almost beaten together.
Two guys stood in the cold wind.
Wei Xiguang snatched back the one hundred taels of silver he gave to Lu Han, and slapped Lu Han again, and said angrily, "I said Lu Han, if you can't help it, don't go on an errand!" You're looking for something to do for our family, right? Okay, now that things are getting bigger, we'll tell you that you can wait to drink it over there, and if you can't take it out, be careful of your family's head. ”
Lu Han was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, almost crying, and begged Wei Xiguang for help.
"Father-in-law Wei, the little one has been serving you for 20 years, if you don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, you will also have to save me."
Wei Xiguang pretended to be unbearable and waved his hand and asked Lu Han to get up.
Wei Xiguang beckoned and gave Lu Han a look.
Lu Han was stunned and didn't understand.
Wei Xiguang said angrily: "Silver." How can we help you if you don't have money? ”
"It's... How much do you want? ”
"How many do you have?"
Lu Han took out the silver ticket, good guy, several.
Wei Xiguang grabbed it all.
Wei Xiguang looked at it, it was all fifty taels and two hundred taels, pouting.
But less meat is also meat.
Wei Xiguang put the silver ticket in his hand and said to Lu Han, "This matter will be handed over to our family." Let's give them those uncles to light a cannon, they are having a good time, and they forget about it, and you will be fine. ”
Lu Han, a stupid cook, was cheated for two hundred taels of silver in vain, and he has to thank Wei Xiguang.
Wei Xiguang caused the trouble himself, and he wanted Lu Han to pay, and maybe he could make a profit.
Wei Xiguang happily ran into the north building.
Although Lu Han is a little stupid, he is not stupid yet, the more he totals, the more wrong it is, in the kitchen, the two kitchen ladies are carrying kitchen knives to guard against him like wolves.
Lu Han felt aggrieved, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and went to the villa to see Su Guoguo.
Su Guoguo is not something that everyone can see! Especially in the villa!
But I can't stand Lu Han's yelling.
Su Guoguo asked Xuanji to take a look, and the latter brought Lu Han in.
Lu Han knelt on the ground and kowtowed.
"The slave Lu Han kowtowed to his master."
This guy also wears an apron.
Su Guoguo frowned and asked him.
"What's the matter with you? Say. ”
Lu Han told Su Guoguo everything that had just happened.
This can make Su Guoguo angry! There was fire in the eyes.
Bastard! Wei Xiguang, you can! Flattering and bullying, clever and robbing you! it back! If you don't coax me as a master, you will use other people's money to honor those turtle bastards, you don't take me seriously.
Thinking of this, Su Guoguo pointed to Lu Han and said.
"There you go! Set up a big pot downstairs and boil me a pot of hot water. ”
"Huh? Master, what other ingredients do you have? ”
"What nonsense, go and prepare."
"Yes, the minion will go and prepare it immediately."
Xuanji watched Lu Han leave, peeking at Su Guoguo, full of anger, especially his eyes, terrifying! Just one glance, Xuanji's legs were a little weak.
Su Guoguo looked at Xuanji and said coldly.
"You go to the North Building and tell them to stop playing. I treat them to a dish. ”