"By the way, Dad, is your waist really twisted?"

After Boss Xu got a response of "buy, buy, buy" from Mr. Xu, he was about to go to Mrs. Xu to get money, and before leaving, he didn't forget to care for his father, "Do you want your son to buy you some plasters by the way?" ”

"Are you stupid?"

Old Man Xu's eyes widened, "Lao Tzu's waist is twisted, don't you know?" ”

"Where do I know this? Your old man should be old and strong, otherwise, my mother can't be that, what's wrong? ”

"Stinky boy, I think you're undersucked!"

As soon as he heard that the eldest son even dared to ridicule himself, Old Man Xu immediately jumped up and reached out to grab the feather duster.

"Dad, watch your waist, your waist!"

Boss Xu swooped out, avoiding the old man's family law.

……

When Boss Xu took Elder Xu to the town, Old Man Xu got together with Mrs. Xu.

"Daughter-in-law, you say, when do we have to pretend?"

Old man Xu was very worried.

"How do I know that?"

Old Mrs. Xu glanced at the old man angrily, "If you hadn't picked up that box, there would have been no such!" ”

"Can I be blamed for this? How did I know what that box came from? ”

Old Man Xu is also a little troubled.

It's obviously good luck, but why do you have to be so careful this day?

"By the way, you said that your waist is twisted, because you don't want to get involved in road construction, right?"

Old Mrs. Xu glanced at the old man Xu who was frowning, "If you really want people to believe that you have a problem with your waist, let's go on crutches!" ”

"What?"

When Old Man Xu heard this, his voice instantly rose three degrees.

"Crutches?!"

"What's it called?"

Mrs. Xu glared, "If you don't have crutches, you can't just tell someone when you see someone, your waist is twisted, right?" ”

"Or, you just stay at home all day!"

"Choose one of the two, choose yourself!"

Mrs. Xu is also a clean and neat character, and she speaks and does things like a crunchy one.

Old Man Xu pondered for a while, and finally decided to use crutches on crutches.

No matter what, let's get through the current level first.

When the road is repaired, it will be cold. At that time, it's time for cat winter, everyone is shrinking into their own houses, who can control whom?

"Cheng, I'll let the second child help me with the whole crutch!"

Old Man Xu got up and went out, and without taking two steps, his leg really showed a limp, as if his waist was really twisted, and he walked awkwardly.

Xu Lao Er was talking to his daughter-in-law Li at this time, and when he heard the old man greeting, he immediately rushed out.

"Dad, what's the matter?"

"Eyeless!"

Old Man Xu glared, "Your father and I have a twisted waist, and you didn't say that you would help me with the whole crutch, I have to tell you myself!" ”

"Dad, your waist is really twisted?"

"Tell me about you, at this age, my mother still has ...... in her belly"

"Little bunny, what's the blind beep?"

didn't wait for Xu Lao Er to finish speaking, Old Man Xu's face couldn't be hanged.

"Dad, don't be impulsive, watch your waist!"

"You have to take it easy!"

Xu Lao Er smiled, "Come, be careful, this is old, when you should serve the old, you have to serve the old." ”

Speaking triumphantly, Xu Lao Er soon found that his father's eyes were getting more and more wrong.

"Dad, you sit down for a while, son, I'll go up the mountain to find wood, and give you the whole turn!"

After saying that, Xu Lao Er had already rushed out of the yard.

Poor old man Xu, at this time, he is playing a half-disabled person, who has the intention of killing a thief (beating his son), but his body does not allow it!