Chapter 1: The Feast of Returning to the Immortals
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Wang Zhenren, the head of the Qi Sect, burped a wine, and trembled and poured another pot of wine for several sect powers around him.
"Drink!"
The head of Wang leaned on Li Zhenren's body softly, and the wine glass in his hand fell straight on the black charcoal-like face of Miao Lizhen, the criminal law department.
His eyes were a little straight, and he looked at Miao Li's real person's charcoal-colored face and was dizzy, and he felt that that face was somewhat similar to the spirit rhinoceros he raised when he was a child.
"Big Black, !!"
A line of tears rolled down the white and tender cheeks of the king's unsuitable age, and fell neatly on his dense and handsome beard.
And then...
Everyone can see with the naked eye that Wang Zhenren's beard has curled, and the face of Miao Li Zhenren has become three points black at the bottom of the pot.
Li Zhenren, who was relied on by him, felt that the current scene was extremely embarrassing, and moved uneasily.
He rubbed his chin a few times and thought about the purpose of his trip.
Don't...
Aren't they discussing the matter of a new disciple getting started today?
Why didn't the head of the house say anything when he was drunk, and attacked the sore spot of Miao Li Zhenren?
That's not good!
Thinking of Miao Li Zhenren's angry appearance last time, Li Zhenren, who had always been honest, was bold, and the idea of protecting his life appeared in his barren mind for the first time.
"Ahahahaha..."
"Master, tomorrow I pray that Yunfeng will receive the elders of Yuantian Pavilion, this... It's easy to make mistakes when drinking, and my Lao Li will leave first today! ”
Miao Li Zhenren glanced at Li Zhenren, and that gaze was like a quenched knife that slashed him through.
"Hmph, Senior Brother Li, didn't you forget that today was not a banquet, did you have to leave first for the sake of a mere Tianyuan Pavilion..."
Miao Li Zhenren's eyes lowered to hide his emotions, and his tone changed and said with mockery: "I'm afraid that Qi Yunfeng doesn't want to accept new apprentices this year?" ”
Li Zhenren looked at the cold-faced Yama King Miao Li Zhenren, and his little heart jumped.
No way!
Why did this ancestor target himself!
The wine and food at this table and the drunken boss, you tell him that this is not a banquet, what about the deceitful ghost?
Of course, Li Zhenren didn't know that he underestimated Miao Li Zhenren, who had been a friend of the head of the family for many years, and how tolerant he was of the death virtue after the head drank too much.
After so many years of torture, Miao Li Zhenren has long figured out the routine of the master, knowing that he is too drunk to just talk nonsense and do some embarrassing things, although he is angry, he will not easily ruin the harmony between the two.
After all, his criminal law department still relies on him, as for Li Zhenren...
Miao Li Zhenren snorted coldly in his heart, who let this old boy run into the muzzle of the gun himself.
I can't see a bit of cleverness on weekdays, but today I want to throw myself away and run away, so that he can be embarrassed by Wang Ergou, who is drunk and crazy?
Think beautifully! There are no doors!
If this Li Zhenren could hear the voice of Miao Li Zhenren, he would definitely shout that he was wronged, what he was afraid of was obviously your big Buddha!
Just as Li Zhenren was swallowing saliva, the head of Wang, who no one paid attention to, poured the thousand nights drunk that he had hidden in the cup into his stomach.
This glass of wine is terrible, and the head who was a little sluggish just now instantly became energetic.
"Damn it, the Damn Heavenly Abyss Pavilion!"
The boss burst into a foul mouth, and slapped his palm on the table.
Fortunately, the table is made of iron sea nanwood, which is not a big problem, but there is an extra crack.
Otherwise, the iron rooster master Chaoyang Shangjun in charge saw it, and the head didn't cry holding it?
The miscellaneous disciples who were ignored by everyone next to him were so frightened that they didn't dare to speak out, and today's events repeatedly refreshed their lower limits.
It's no wonder that those senior brothers and sisters would rather clean the Tianshu Pavilion than ask for this good errand.
If they could give themselves a chance to do it again, they would definitely not take this task, after all, they really don't want to see the appearance of these uncles and ancestors drinking big hair, and they still want to live longer!
Fortunately, their little minions didn't worry for long, and their eyes went black and fell to the ground.
Li Zhenren looked at the trick in Miao Lizhen's hand that had not yet been put down, and secretly said in his heart that this black-faced Hades was really holding a grudge, and he was willing to make a move only when some miscellaneous servants saw the ugliness of the master.
The head of the man who had just beaten the chicken blood over there pushed away the cup and scolded angrily: "That group of people in Tianyuan Pavilion who are black-hearted and rotten in their intestines! ”
"Doesn't it just know that the Ancestor is approaching and wants to come and see the jokes of our sect? They think beautifully! ”
The head of the house thought of the appearance of the woman and villain of Tianyuan Pavilion Luohuage, and his stomach was even more angry.
"They thought that without the old ancestor, the gate would be destroyed? Think beautifully! The background of the great sect of cultivating immortals is what these fallen families can think about! ”
At this time, the head of the house was already a little unsteady, and it was difficult to speak, not to mention that the tongue was still a little knotted.
"Senior brothers, my Wang Mou didn't just fail to carry forward the sect, but our Xianmen sect can't let others sweep away the prestige casually!"
Although his words were vague, he couldn't hold back the excitement of the crowd, and listening to the loud voice of the same door, the head of the wine became more excited.
I saw that he straightened his waist, his body did not tremble, his tongue was not knotted, and he said loudly with the appearance of the light of the righteous path and the model of the sect:
"So, fellow disciples, I propose that the return to the immortal banquet of our ancestor must be held! Big deal! Let those brutes see the strength of our second major sect in the Immortal Cultivation Realm! ”
After listening to the words of his own head, everyone did not shout slogans with him angrily, but trembled with fright one by one.
"Senior brother, is it really good for the senior brother in charge to say this, Uncle Zu, don't be afraid..."
A newly promoted Jindan real person was so frightened that his palms were sweating, and he looked at the senior brother of the same peak and asked with a nervous expression.
His senior brother didn't dare to move much, his heart trembled and gave him a few words, and he hurriedly buried his head in his chest.
Looking at Li Zhenren and Miao Li Zhenren again, the two who were still tense just now almost hugged each other and comforted each other.
The head saw that everyone didn't move, and he didn't care.
He climbed onto the table crookedly, waved his wide-sleeved cloud robe, and despite the dissuasion of everyone, he began to arrange a banquet for returning to the immortals who did not like the ancestor's 'driving the crane to the west'.
Those real people who were calling for wind and rain on weekdays were so frightened by his actions that they buried their heads under the table one by one, and they didn't even dare to breathe.
Who doesn't know that the entire Chime Gate is shrouded in the divine consciousness of the dislike ancestor.
Although the head of the sect is for the good of the sect, arranging her funeral under the ears of the ancestors, isn't this smashing the stone statue in front of the Bodhisattva?
Wang Zhenren just said what kind of drinks should be arranged for the banquet, but somehow the whole person seemed to be punched by someone, and he shook on the spot a few times and fell directly to the ground.
Everyone looked at the senior brother who fainted on the ground, his face was red and smiling, and he still had half of his beard on his mouth, and they only felt terrified in their hearts.
I'm afraid that this senior brother in charge will suffer from it!
────Day 2────
"Hmmmm..."
What was that?
The head of the king got up from his bed in a daze, and his internal organs were surging.
Before he could habitually brush up a few handfuls of beard, he felt a fierce gaze staring at him viciously.
"Hmmmm..."
He frowned, picked up his pillow artifact and was about to smash it on the man's body.
But as soon as he turned his head, his soul, who had lived for almost three hundred years, was almost not scared.
I saw that my sworn enemy, Tianyuan Pavilion Master Luo Huage, was opposite him!
Or was he tied up and put in front of his bed!
As the head of the house, he swallowed his saliva, and was about to reach out to get the soundproof silk stuffed in Luo Huage's mouth, but he didn't expect a rune paper to stick to his face with a snap.
He was just about to take off the talisman paper, but a text appeared in his eyes:
Wang Zheng said, I passed by a hill when I returned to the sect yesterday, and I saw that this little girl was very compatible with you, and I specially brought it back to you as a double monk, no need to thank you!
By the way, the Brahma Star of the Heavenly Dao Sect also calculated a hexagram for your uncle and ancestor, saying that she lived longer than the king eight spirits in the West Sea.
I see that your filial piety is unblessed, so you can keep it at your own wedding banquet and enjoy it slowly!
Hatred of the rakshasa stays.
After reading these words, all the things from last night appeared in front of his eyes, and when he calmed down, a layer of white sweat instantly appeared on his body.
It's over, it's over!
Qiu Rakshasa this ancestor, who in the entire sect doesn't know that he is the spirit beast of the ancestor!
Hatred of Rakshasas, hatred of Rakshasas, even Rakshasas are worried when they see it.
Who knows that the lifespan of three thousand years in the god transformation period will not count when he arrives at the ancestor!
Should I say it or not, the mentality of the head is much stronger than others.
But after five breaths, he can deal with the mess left by his ancestors very calmly.