Chapter Twenty-Eight: Sycophancy
Grandma took out a beautiful dress, and Xiao Langhua exclaimed: "What a beautiful dress!" ”
Qin Lang and Xiaoqi were both attracted to it, it was a white wedding dress, a jujube red ribbon tied into a bow, and a small jujube red shawl.
"I think I must be like a fairy in this dress." Xiao Langhua happily held the skirt and compared it to her body.
"Grandma, did you buy this for me? Grandma, you are so good to me, I really love you, grandma. ”
In the face of Xiao Langhua's confession, grandma was a little weak-hearted.
Listening to Xiao Langhua's confession, both Lang and Xiao Qi shook their heads with a sigh of relief.
"Sycophants!" The two children scolded one after another.
"I'm not a sycophant!" Little Wave is not happy.
"That's it, if you have the ability, you two can also make sycophants, you two will only be an afterthought!" Grandma helped Xiao Langhua teach Lang and Xiaoqi a lesson, so she took Xiao Langhua's hand and took her to the room to change her skirt.
"Cousin, you have more ability than me, why don't you wait for you to pat grandma's ass?" Small flag proposed.
Lang said: "My ability is not a sycophant, I already have a skill, my specialty is to play the guzheng." Lang said and danced into the air, and then said to Xiaoqi: "Cai Xiaoqi, you don't have a specialty yet, or you can practice how to shoot sycophants next." ”
"What's the use of practicing sycophants?" Xiaoqi asked.
"Well, you'd better ask your uncle."
"Why can't I ask you?"
"Because of your cousin, I'm an upright boy." Lang stroked the bangs in front of his forehead with his hand.
Xiaoqi felt that his cousin's action of brushing his hair was so handsome, and he couldn't help but learn it, but he stroked his hand on his forehead. Uh, he doesn't have bangs.
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The uncle came back, put the yellow helmet on the shoe cabinet, changed into slippers and walked into the living room, and sat down on the sofa.
The waves went to Xiaoqi Nunu's mouth, and Xiaoqi walked over to beat his uncle's back.
The uncle was flattered: "Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief!" Cai Xiaoqi, do you want to eat takeout? ”
Xiaoqi poked his head out of his uncle's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Uncle, can I ask you a question?" ”
"I want to ask if I can bring you takeout back in the evening?"
"I mean, what's the use of slapping sycophants?" Xiaoqi earnestly asked.
The uncle raised his eyebrows and said "um".
Lang immediately dragged the chair, sat upright in front of his uncle, patted the small chair next to him, and glanced at Xiaoqi, who also hurriedly came over and sat down.
The two nephews were ready to listen attentively, and the brother-in-law also sat up.
"This sycophant, the benefits to you of taking it well are great, if you pat the leader's ass at work, you can increase your salary, if you pat the leader's ass at home, you can live comfortably, and you can stretch out your hands to eat and open your mouth......"
"How can there be leaders in the family?" Xiaoqi was puzzled.
"The leader of the family is grandma," the uncle said, "you pat grandma's sycophants more, grandma, why are you so young?" Grandma, why are you so good-looking......"
The uncle was painting and performing, and suddenly saw the two nephews with stunned expressions, and before he came back to his senses, his grandmother rushed over with a feather duster and beat him for a while, fortunately, the uncle ran fast, but the grandmother chased fast.
"Mom, Mom, why are you beating people? I didn't mess with you! The uncle ran in front of him screaming.
Grandma chased after her with a feather duster, scolding while chasing: "I'll let you slap your ass!" I'll let you teach bad kids! You have the ability to pat your wife on the back and get a girlfriend back-"
Xiao Langhua drilled his head out of the middle of the waves and Xiaoqi, and said regretfully: "Teacher Huang already has a boyfriend, and he can't be my uncle's girlfriend, every girl can only have one boyfriend." ”