On the mountain road, the carriage was not easy to walk, and the ox cart was not rutted, but an old man in a blue cloth jacket still sat firmly on the carriage.

It wasn't an animal that pulled the cart, it was a man.

The man walked with a slight limp, with a sword strapped to his waist, but he was able to pull the car firmly when he walked on this rocky terrain.

There was also a woman next to the car, the woman was wearing a black gauze hat, she couldn't see her true face clearly, but her waist was graceful, and she was wearing white Chu boots under her feet.

The old man reclining on the car, holding a fan in his left hand and a wine gourd in his right hand, had a mending bag sewn around his waist, and the bag was wearing dried tea and fennel beans.

A piece of tea dried two beans, and then mixed with rice wine and put on a sip,

At the same time, with the mountain feng shui into the throat,

Tut

This taste,

It's so beautiful that it makes people's bones crispy.

The old man was eating, drinking, and lying down, and he didn't care about the hard work of pulling men, and he didn't mind the difficulty of walking with women, and his mouth was still chattering.

"The last time I came here, this place was still Jintu, but this time I came again, but it has become Yanjiang, whether it is a thing or a person is not a thing.

Thinking about how heroic the Yu family was hundreds of years ago, the land where the Three Jin Dynasty was opened, and now, it has also ended up with a temple moving away, and future generations will enter Yanjing.

Merry characters, after all, have to be all romantic. ”

When the man who pulled heard this, he just smiled, he was used to the old man's chatter.

Look at the sunset, poetry is flourishing;

Look at a child, poetry is prosperous;

Look at a beautiful girl, poetry is prosperous;

Even when you enter the latrine, the yellow dragon roars below, and the poetry can still be surging.

"I don't know if the next time I go back to Qian, in the land of Xiangzi, whether I will speak the Wuchuan Nong language, or the Yan dialect will become a common trend."

Unlike men's silence, women are stubborn and don't like people like the old man who likes to talk about the wind and the moon.

At this time, there was a mountain breeze blowing on his face, and his black gauze was gently blown, revealing a delicate red lip.

"The land of the Three Jin Dynasty seems to be strong, and the self-proclaimed Jin knights are more than a million, after all, the pattern of the three Jin families stretches for a long time, and the Yan people are nothing more than relying on the Jin Emperor to betray the country, and the Jin land is not compatible to take the lead.

Although my great cadres were frustrated for a while, but after all, they never let the Yan people occupy a piece of territory, and the current officials and families are working hard to understand the government and the opposition, and in the future, we must not say that the Yan people will go south again, and my great cadres and civil and military forces will not be able to go north. ”

The old man glanced at the woman,

Said disdainfully:

"Renyan people 60,000 iron horsemen, straight into the capital, and then calmly retreated, the old man really doesn't know, girl, where did your confidence come from."

"This time and that time."

"Hehe, the woman's opinion is also."

"Then I want to hear what the eldest husband thinks, and I'm still very curious, where was Mr. Yao when the Yanren Iron Horse went south?"

"At home."

"What do you do at home?"

"Make a baby."

"............" woman.

"Hehehehe." The man pulling the cart laughed.

The woman took a sip and whispered:

"No shame."

Mr. Yao Zizhan Yao, a representative of the Qianguo literati who was lying in the car, didn't care,

Directly:

"What the old man is good at, poetry and songs are endowed with ears;

In the peaceful and prosperous times, calling friends and accompaniment, drinking and joy in the pavilion can also be passed on into a good story;

Finding food is also an anecdote;

Ascend to the hall, judge the case, the strong and the weak are clear, cut the strong and make up for the weak, and it can also be passed on as a beautiful talk;

On the other hand, in military affairs, nine out of ten tricks are passed, and only one trick is left;

Auxiliary people, reassuring the people, material procurement; Transporting grain, planning, and making decisions at the right time; The old man is a man who doesn't understand;

An official like the old man, in the peaceful years, he used it to ring the bell, and framed a layer of window paper to look glamorous, but when something happened, the old man was not in place and did not help, but it was the biggest help.

Hero, do you think the old man is reasonable? ”

Chen Daxia, who was pulling the car, nodded and replied very seriously:

"Reasonable."

"How can it be!" The woman shouted angrily.

Yao Zizhan touched his earlobe and smashed it.

"You eat people's fat and people's ointment, in the chaos, even if you have no real talent, is it possible that you are not as good as a bookkeeper and half a people's husband?"

"Girl, you're wrong again, the old man and I are indeed a prosperous veneer, no matter whether the face below is really beautiful or false, whether it is sores or ulcers, it always needs people like the old man to beautify and beautify.

The king needs to sing praises, and the people need to be a little proud;

But to put it bluntly, you should be the only one who wants this layer of veneer, isn't he Yanhuang?

Oh, to put it bluntly, even if the old man goes to the battlefield and is arrested, as long as he shows his identity, no matter how arrogant he is in the northern army, he has to respectfully invite the old man into the carriage and serve him with good food and drink to Yanjing;

He Wen Sutong can be placed there as a statue of a god in Yanjing, the old man is going to Yanjing, and he Yanhuang must not go out of the city to greet him in person, and shouts by the way:

The world is returned to Yan today!

Isn't this to increase the morale of others and destroy their own prestige?

Although I, Yao Zizhan, have an old bone, believe it or not, Emperor Yan is willing to take 3,000 iron horses in exchange for me to enter Yan, rather than this, it is better to flirt with his wife and concubine in his hometown, this is for the sake of the country and contribute to the country. ”

"............" woman.

"What's the matter, don't you have anything to say?"

"You're sophistry."

"Heh, this is not sophistry, in this world, how can there be black and white? There has never been a real truth to be told;

The old man has spent most of his life, and in his early years, he liked to be romantic, but he felt that everything in this world was mundane and dirty, and only the old man himself was noble and beautiful;

When I was old, I was hammered down by the Yan people, and I understood;

Poetry and songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, singing and praising virtues, peaceful and prosperous times,

Let you dress up beautifully,

After all, they can't compete with other people's real knives and guns!

Hero, do you think this is the reason? ”

"Yes."

Chen Daxia responded.

The woman seemed to be very unconvinced, but she also understood that she would never win a verbal battle with this old man, and perhaps her stubbornness was still the seasoning on the way of this old man.

The old man shook his head and said with emotion:

"In the early years, the old man also longed for the rivers and lakes, and the world said that the rivers and lakes of my Daqian are the most exciting, the rivers and lakes of Dachu are the most mysterious, and the rivers and lakes of Dajin are the most free and easy, but the rivers and lakes of Dayan are the most boring.

Li Liangshen, who is so boring that one of the four great swordsmen, is actually a general soldier of the Zhenbei Army, where does he get half of the spirit of the people in the rivers and lakes?

And the plate of Yan Kingdom is so big, the court of Yan Kingdom is divided into one mouth, the family gate valve is divided into one mouth, and the Hou Mansion in Zhenbei is divided into another mouth, and several families are divided into one point, in this river and lake, where can you afford to raise fish and shrimp?

But looking at it now, it was the old man who saw it wrong.

Under the capital, I made a hundred miles of swords, the first swordsman in the world, and fled in panic with his sister in front of the iron cavalry of the Zhenbei Army;

It was previously rumored that in the land of Gyeonggi of the Jin Kingdom, Yu Huaping, the sword saint of the Jin Kingdom, and Nanhou of the Yan people fought a battle, and the sword saint was defeated.

The rivers and lakes are rivers and lakes after all, because they can't be on the table, so they are called rivers and lakes. ”

Chen Daxia stopped.

"What's the matter, hero, you don't like to hear my words, old man?"

Chen Daxia shook his head and said:

"Someone has said something similar to you before."

"Yo, where are the people?"

"Swallow people."

"That's not surprising, the Yan people only believe in swords, and nothing else."

"Perhaps."

Chen Daxia continued to pull the car forward.

Yao Zizhan took another sip of wine, pointed to the mountains in front of him, and said:

"Ahead, it's almost a pimple mountain."

The woman spoke at this point:

"As everyone knows, you Yao and your family traveled to the Tianduan Mountains when they were young, but they were captured alive by savages and almost died here, and the world will also eliminate many popular poems because of this;

As everyone knows, there are such twists and turns. ”

"There's nothing twisting and turning, and I'm not afraid to tell you that it was Helian Xiongbi who captured the old man here back then.

Helian Xiongbi's kid, who hadn't become the head of his Helian family at that time, was as young as the old man at that time. ”

"Helian Xiongbi saved you in the first place?" The woman asked.

"Hehe, nonsense, the old man also traveled in this realm at that time, and there were a few familiar savages around him, you must not imagine that when Helian Xiongbi was young, he was a Wensao seed;

Drinking and chanting poetry here alone,

was heard by the old man,

The old man laughed twice,

And then he was arrested by this kid! ”

Chen Daxia said "hehe" twice.

"He didn't kill you."

"Yes, he was not willing to kill me, this is the secret of his Helian family, it stands to reason that he should kill me, but he was impressed by my literary talent, and promised me to write him a poem every day, as long as the poem satisfies him, he will allow me to live one more day.

I wrote and wrote and wrote poems for him for three months. ”

"Nowadays, it is difficult for many oiran daughters to ask for a poem from you, and it was so cheap at that time."

"This is a life-saving poem, a cheap immortal board!"

Yao Zizhan glared at the woman angrily,

Continued:

"Three months later, Helian released me, and he told me not to tell me about it."

"That's it?"

"One more thing."

"What?"

"That's it."

"What the hell is going on?"

"That is, he said, if one day, he dies, I will come and send him a couplet, complete with the best poems."

Speaking of which,

Yao Zizhan spilled the wine in the pot out of the car,

sighed,

Road:

"Woohoo, whoa."

"Unexpectedly, you are still a person who values love and righteousness." The woman sighed.

Chen Daxia said, "I didn't expect it either. ”

The old man squinted a little drunken,

Road:

"Hero, do you have a crush on this girl?"

"Yes."

"Did you tell someone?"

"I didn't say it."

"Why not?"

"I'm lame and crippled."

"But you are not wasted, the old man seems to be really fighting, this girl, she still can't beat you, is it possible that when you break your leg, you will also break the work below?"

Chen Daxia let go of a hand,

I confirmed it,

Road:

"Not really."

"Then you're afraid of a ball, she's beautiful, you have a sword, it's a good match!"

The woman remained silent.

Chen Daxia said:

"How can there be any parents in this world who would be willing to marry their daughters to cripples."

Yao Zizhan laughed "hey, hey, hey",

grabbed a handful of fennel beans and chewed them in his mouth.

Road:

"What does it have to do with her parents? When you go back from Pimple Mountain this time, take your sword, go to the capital, and ask her to be your daughter-in-law by name;

Wait and see,

That night, the big red sedan chair will carry her to your place! ”

The woman's body shuddered.

Chen Daxia shook his head and said:

"Can you still send a daughter-in-law?"

Yao Zizhan slapped his thigh,

laughed and scolded:

"It's not, she's there, a daughter-in-law!"