Chapter 6: Tangled Team Names
Chen Xian actually knows very well that none of these domestic teams who signed up for the competition do not want to win the championship, after all, they are all aliens or abnormal beings, and it is absolutely impossible to have no heart, but ...... In order to get a good fortune, all of them are crowded into one day to register online, which is not afraid of blowing up the server?
Besides, is it so auspicious to sign up on the first day? As long as you report your name today, you can guarantee the championship? Have you asked me?
"I don't see it...... You also believe in these things......" Chen Xian looked at the old liar with a sad face, and couldn't help but complain, "You still despised them with me just now!" Now I despise you! β
"Oh, you don't understand, this thing...... Sincerity is spirituality, sincerity is spirituality. The old liar folded his hands, as if in an instant blessing to his soul, and explained without blushing and heartbeat, "We are just trying to win a lottery, and there is nothing to believe or not." β
After that, the old liar changed his words, and it seemed that he didn't want Chen Xian to continue to complain about himself, so he directly diverted the topic.
"Oh, by the way, if you want to sign up, it seems that you have to take a photo with your ID card, and you have to go to the official forum to download their mobile phone software to sign an electronic certificate......"
"I know, I know!"
Lu Yisheng hurriedly answered, and as soon as he heard that the topic came to the point, he showed 100,000 enthusiasm, and his eyes began to shine with excitement.
"I've studied the software on my phone, it's easy to get it, I'll help you get it later!"
As soon as the words fell, Lu Yisheng looked around at the other teammates.
"Do you have any ID with you?"
Hearing Lu Yisheng's question, everyone nodded and said that the identity documents have always been carried, after all, in a harmonious society, the identity documents are also a kind of guarantee, and everyone has developed this habit eight lifetimes ago.
"Which of you has better camera skills?" Lu Yisheng took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened the software called "Kunlun Club Temporary Application 1.0", and said without raising his head while studying the precautions for registration, "My photography skills are very poor, and they are uglier than the old lady in our department who took ID photos." β
"I'll do it."
Xu Yanan responded undeniably, after all, compared with boys, girls are still very talented in taking pictures, especially Xu Yanan, an experienced old-timer who often takes selfies, 4 points of appearance can give you a score of 8 points.
"You can shoot it, you can shoot it, but you are not allowed to use beautiful pictures, it said that you are not allowed to modify pictures with beautification software......"
"I need a beautiful picture for my appearance?" Xu Yanan asked angrily.
"I need a beautiful picture for my appearance?" Mu He glared at Lu Yisheng very unhappily.
"I need a beautiful picture for my appearance?" Li Daosheng snorted.
Chen Xian looked at everyone, and it was rare to help Lu Yisheng explain.
"Don't talk about it, let's ban nesting dolls here."
At this moment, Lu Yisheng felt that he couldn't live anymore, although his appearance was not low in the circle of inhumans, and he could even be regarded as middle and upper, but compared to these teammates here...... He can only find confidence in Mr. Skeleton.
"Let's submit the application first, and then take a picture and upload it later......"
Lu Yi said without raising his head, not daring to talk to these people anymore, muttering in his mouth while figuring the application form.
"Where the team participated...... Ningchuan ...... Total team size...... Six-person ...... Team Name...... Hey, what's the name of our team? β
Hearing this very constructive question, everyone fell silent for a moment, looked at each other, looked at each other for a long time, and finally no one said anything.
"Huh? Why don't you speak? β
Lu Yisheng didn't seem to notice the subtle change in the atmosphere, raised his head to look at everyone present, and the expression on his face gradually changed from doubt to doubt.
"Don't tell me you haven't decided on the name of the team yet......"
As soon as they heard this, everyone couldn't help but show a trace of embarrassment.
"We didn't know it would be so early, so we haven't had time to think about the name yet......"
"Yes, yes, it's not my forte to choose a name, Chen Xian, you can take one!"
"Yes, Chen Xian is the captain, he should be allowed to take it!"
Chen Xian was silent.
Chen Xian chose to ignore everyone's eager and expectant gazes.
Chen Xian took a deep breath and decided to live up to everyone's trust.
Then, he turned his gaze to Lu Yisheng, and the smile on his face was brighter than a chrysanthemum.
"Xiao Lu, what do you think is the best name of our team?"
Let's be honest.
Lu Yisheng has never wanted to swear so much.
But at the same time, he also realized the feeling that Chen Xian had been a father and a mother for a long time.
Taking care of so many "children" is really hard for him!
"I didn't think about it either, I thought you had already thought about it......" Lu Yisheng couldn't help muttering, swiped his finger across the screen, and jumped to another constantly refreshing event page, "Let's look at other people's team names and refer to them." β
Lu Yisheng read it to everyone while watching it.
"Rokuro Konto."
"What kind of bullshit name is this......" Li Daosheng complained.
Lu Yisheng frowned, and read another one.
"Six ghosts in Dongshan."
"No ideas." Xu Yanan followed and complained.
Lu Yisheng took a deep breath and tried his best to control his emotions so that he would not curse.
"A six-member squad of Qunxian County."
"That's a dirty name, isn't it?" The old liar couldn't help but open his mouth.
Lu Yisheng was about to go crazy, and he almost looked at Chen Xian with a distressed gaze, but he never thought that Chen Xian could be so ruthless, so he just turned his head and pretended not to see it.
This grandson!
"Did you just scold me in your heart?" Chen Xian turned his head without warning and stared at Lu Yisheng with suspicion.
"I have nothing to do with scolding you...... Lu Yisheng's defense sounded a little unconfident, and at the same time he was muttering in his heart, could it be that the boss had practiced his mental power in the Buddhist family? Can you hear him scolding in your heart? This still doesn't let people live!
At this moment, Lu Yisheng's spirit flashed, and he suddenly looked at the old liar who was sitting on the side and watching the lively melon seeds.
"Ge Ye, how many official teams are there in your Yin City?"
"Just one."
"What's the name of your team? Tell us about it! Let's take a look! β
Hearing this, the old liar couldn't help but laugh proudly.
"Look, in the end, you have to let Grandpa and I give you advice! I'm reliable for off-site assistance, right? The old liar stroked his beard, selling Guan Zi but not getting to the point, "I'll tell you, I still gave this name to me, and there is no one in the whole Yin City who doesn't like it, especially those who live in the Yin City, they all like to die!" β
"What the hell is it called?" Lu Yisheng asked eagerly.
"Really want to know?" The old liar smiled incomprehensibly.
"Waste...... Of course I missed my own grandfather! β
Lu Yisheng's swear words almost blurted out, but it was also because of the grandfather at the end of this sentence that he successfully pried open the old liar's mouth.
I saw that the old man put away the smile on his face, and looked at everyone very seriously and seriously, as if he wanted to pronounce not a name, but a collection of all the praise words such as dignity, gorgeousness, elegance and dazzling.
Name.
"Our team is called ...... Great deals in the dark market! β
The crowd fell silent.
Deathly silence.
After more than a minute, Chen Xian reluctantly spoke.
"Master, are you serious?"
"What do you mean I'm serious? This is what it is! The old liar took out his mobile phone, opened the page of the chat software, directly opened the screenshot of the registration application sent by his hand, and then handed it to Chen Xian for him to see, "Look at it yourself, do you really think grandpa and I are joking with you?" I tell you! Choosing a name is all about being creative! Be concise! And in addition to being creative, it's best to generate income for yourself! β
Chen Xian glanced at him, and then glanced at Lu Yisheng, both of them turned their heads painfully and returned the phone to the old liar.
"Let's think for ourselves."
"Agreed."
I have to say that Chen Xian's brain is still relatively fast, since the name should be concise and creative, and there must be a certain force to be extraordinary, then it must be as simple as possible, and a minimalist name can always leave a deep impression.......
Thinking of the minimalist name, Chen Xian thought of the two pistols he carried with him as decorations, black and day.
Although they don't help me now, I have to say...... In terms of names alone, the old scholars in the scientific research department are still quite discerning, and their ability to choose names can throw off 10,000 old liars.
Since no one can think of other suitable team names now, why not try the names of these two guns?
Black.
The name is too ostentatious, and the meaning is not very good, so you can ignore it for a while.
"How's the day?"
Chen Xian suddenly opened his mouth to propose, thought about it, and said again.
"Like the moon rises, the light is like day, the meaning is okay......"
"That's good! If you can't think of a suitable one, then let's try this name! Do any of you have a better proposal? If not, that's it! β
Everyone shook their heads, and their attitudes were surprisingly unanimous, after all, under the team name of the old liar Na Lei Ren, the name Bai Tian was simply too otherworldly and classy!
"Okay, then this, I'll verify the team name first...... This team name has been registered, please apply for a different team name?! Damn?! This name has been preemptively registered!! β
"Then the black light." Chen Xian said.
"Okay, I'll try ......"
With that, Lu Yisheng lowered his head and continued to fiddle with his mobile phone.
After less than two seconds, he raised his head again and looked at Chen Xian helplessly.
"This one was also preemptively registered......"
"Then the iron fist of socialism!" Chen Xian was a little irritable, he just felt that it was just a name, why was it so unsmooth...... Could it be that I'm too old this year? Or is it that the water is coming to me?
"The iron fist of socialism will not work, it has already been preemptively registered!"
"Then the flowers of the motherland!"
"No! Got a preemptive registration! β
"Sixty or six Shun!"
"This one doesn't work either...... Or was it preemptively registered......"
Everyone was silent, and no one dared to express their opinions on the names that Chen Xian proposed that gradually deviated from the topic, because they couldn't think of better names than these...... After all, everyone here is a waste of names!
"Guangzong Yao Group!"
"Preemptively registered ......"
"We're talking about all the teams!"
"This one is gone......
Seeing that Chen Xian's thinking was about to dry up, and the whole person's emotions had reached the critical point of collapse, look at his manic appearance...... And the crowd hurriedly began to brainstorm,
"Ningchuan six-person squad!" Xu Yanan was the first to speak, and he didn't seem to realize that he had also fallen into the clichΓ© of true fragrance.
"No ......"
"it, there's also a cybersquatting? Then take this! Ten pieces to play! Li Daosheng scolded and opened his mouth.
"It's gone."
"We're your dad!" Li Daosheng was even angrier.
After Li Daosheng made this proposal, Lu Yisheng was silent for a long time, fiddling with his mobile phone without raising his head, and his expression was extremely complicated.
"This ...... Does the name work? Li Daosheng asked cautiously, feeling a little regretful in his heart that he felt that he was too impulsive and should not have been called such a swagger.
"Of course not!"
Lu Yisheng scolded and stomped his feet in anger.
"This dog system said that we took the name and was suspected of personal attack, and now it has forced us into a human review process, and it warns me that my number will be gone again! Damn it! β