Chapter 57: Thirteen Years Ago
Something dirty is coming in!
I frowned, I want Xiaobu to know the process of going yin, I took a cursory look, Xiaobu has no problem with the process and placement of yin.
How can it attract dirty stuff?
Although this yin goes against yin and yang, as long as you are well prepared, you will not be given any dirty things to take advantage of.
Maybe everything is possible, dirty things come in, it will inevitably affect the yin, Xiaobu must solve this dirty thing as soon as possible!
My brows were furrowed, Xiaobu's speed of forming double seals had slowed down now, and his forehead was already covered with beads of sweat the size of beans. Obviously, for many of the seals, he has a situation where he can't remember clearly, or his hand speed can't keep up.
Then this dirty thing, only I can solve it.
The corners of my mouth went up. Swap the paper figure in his hand with the paper figure of the small cloth, then go forward and twist a little incense ash, walk to the door and draw a straight line with his index finger from the door to the exit.
I don't know what the dirty stuff is that comes in, but I'm sure it's not good.
I draw a line of incense ash at the door, which will confuse the dirty stuff that only enters, and this is the main entrance.
Sure enough, the incense ash that I painted on the ground with my hands. I was eaten cleanly from beginning to end, and the last bite of incense ash was also on the tip of my toe.
"I like to eat so much, it's really not particular." The corners of my mouth went up, and I sneered as I stared at the empty floor.
The old man of the funeral parlor sitting in a rocking chair at the door was already stunned.
"Although my Dao power is not one of the top ten, but now my Dao power is more refined, so I will use you as a whetstone." The corners of my mouth snorted.
The thing in front of me seemed to understand my provocation, and the funeral parlor immediately began to howl and howl!
Countless money, paper, incense and candles flew one after another, and the chandelier on the ceiling began to flicker and boom!
The rolling shutter door of the funeral home was closed by a strange force in an instant!
"Don't be afraid, old man." I looked at the old man at the funeral parlor who was so frightened that he hid in the corner that he smiled softly, and then folded my hands.
"Oh my God!"
My left hand formed a sword finger, pointing to the south, east, north, and west in turn.
"Ground!"
The right hand is the palm, flip it up and down!
"Fang Yuan!"
I shouted angrily, and the howling wind in the entire funeral parlor room began to squeeze and shrink from all directions.
But how could this filthy thing be so much to my liking, it was instantly squeezed into a boxy space, and it struggled hard, and countless gaps appeared.
"Town!" The Heavenly Stems and the Earth Seal in my hand rose again, and the entire space was compressed by Dao Power again!
My forehead was covered with beads of sweat, and the lack of Dao power made it extremely difficult for me to suppress this little remnant!
In an instant, my face turned white, and my Dao power was drained.
"I'll give you a chance to get out now. If you don't listen to the dissuasion, I will hunt you down to the Nine Shadows Yellow Spring! Till your soul is gone! I braced myself and roared.
As soon as my words fell, the restlessness in the entire funeral home subsided.
The money paper scattered in mid-air also floated down normally.
In this funeral parlor, the ghost spirit dissipated.
Dirty things come quietly, and this time they go quietly.
Seeing that the funeral parlor was calm, the old man guarding the door hurriedly pulled up the shutter door in a panic, called his mother in his mouth, and cried to leave.
I can't help but hold my forehead, what a big person this is, I'm scared like this... It seems that next time, we will have to give a little preparation time to those who are weak in their hearts.
Wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. Come to think of it, now Xiaobu's yin ceremony is coming to an end.
I once saw Duan Zhengxuan take me to the yin, although I was only seven or eight years old at that time, but the actual situation is still fresh in my memory, as if it was yesterday.
And my guts were also cultivated in this yin.
That year, Jinling, located in the south, had a rare heavy snowfall.
Duan Zhengxuan took me step by step to a mountain village, and the people in this mountain village are very simple... And superstition.
For Duan Zhengxuan's words, it can be said that he believes in his bones, and Duan Zhengxuan really has the ability to serve the public, so every time he comes, he will be greatly admired by the people in the village.
I vaguely remember what the village chief said to me in the mountain village. Duan Zhengxuan basically comes to this mountain village every year to deal with strange things and look for good results... The most important thing is to see how the woman who was buried by Duan Zhengxuan in the coffin behind the mountain.
I didn't care about it at the time, but it wasn't until I was taken up the back mountain by Duan Zhengxuan and knelt in front of the coffin that he threw away...
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Thirteen years ago.
An unknown old village in the mountains of Jinling.
The people here are simple, the night is not closed, and most importantly. is the person who goes in and out of the city, and there is only one Duan Zhengxuan.
But that year, there was one more me.
I wore the robe that Duan Zhengxuan handed me, and followed behind Duan Zhengxuan timidly.
At this time, I was only adopted by Duan Zhengxuan for a year, although I was not unfamiliar, but I had my own layer of defense in my heart, and I didn't want to believe in Duan Zhengxuan.
Seeing me follow Duan Zhengxuan into the village, the villagers greeted us with smiles.
Looking at their simple smiles, my vigilance naturally slowly relaxed.
On the first three days, Duan Zhengxuan preached in the center of the village and won people's hearts.
Three days later, he went from house to house to investigate. To support, to give, the people in the village called him a living immortal, and even set up an immortal tablet for him in the mountains. Worship every year.
After these six days, I got acquainted with the children of the village, and there was nothing to do in the countryside at that time, so I used the half box of artillery I had brought with me. Go fry poop.
And I also relied on the fact that I was Duan Zhengxuan's apprentice, and told them with confidence that as long as they were coated with cow tears, they would be able to see ghosts.
When a few playing friends heard this, they immediately looked at each other and smiled, and did what they said.
It happened that the dog leftovers the family had a cow that cultivated the land, so we went to the dog leftovers to find the cow and ask for tears.
At that time, I was also naïve, thinking that as long as it was cow tears, it would work.
When we get to the dog's house, trouble comes.
The cow's eyes widened, but it just didn't shed tears!
I frowned, and I had an idea, looked at the chili hanging in the dog's house, and immediately had an idea.
"Dog leftover, you go and bring your garlic pounding, brother will get you a new thing. I will let this cow cry out loud for my brother! I laughed.
"Brother Shen beer!" A few people cheered, and under my command, they picked chili peppers, and prepared for them.
Gou Yu quickly brought the stone box for pounding garlic, and I instructed Gou Yu to mash the carefully selected chili peppers and then apply them to the cow's eyes.
"Brother Shen, I know! You're going to have spicy cow eyes! Shout him to tears! Gou Yu laughed.
Excited, he mashed the chili peppers and stirred them with a little water to make a slightly sticky paste. He walked towards the simple ox in the cowshed.
When the scalper saw that we had gone to such great lengths to get food, he thought that he was getting something delicious for it, so he immediately stretched out his neck and gnawed at the bottom of the bowl.
But when you put it in your mouth and chew it, its expression changes from sluggish, to shocked, and then it begins to twitch!
But even so, the scalper still didn't shed tears.
"Brother Shen, what should I do?" The dog scratched his head.
"Then smear it on the eyes!" I hate that iron doesn't make steel.
The dog nodded, reached out to the bottom of the bowl and pulled out the chili flakes, and quickly wiped the cow's eyes!
Fog grass!
That scene!
What a chili pepper we chose!
The cow was so spicy that it stood upright, and the horns went directly through the cowshed, and the neck was stuck in the cowshed, and the whole cow was motionless.
We kids looked at each other, what a trouble.
"Brother Shen, what should I do?" Gou Yu and other friends asked in unison.
I scratched my head and spread my hands helplessly.
Gou Yu sighed, and could only helplessly shake off the bowl containing the chili peppers, but this time he threw all the chili peppers in the bowl into the cattle stall.
Suddenly, the scene can be described as a change of color, the scalper of the card owner began to move wildly, the roof of the cowshed was directly washed away, and the straw flew all over the sky!
When he came down, he stared at the dog, because his eyes were full of chili peppers, and I didn't know if it was red or if it was red.
"Fog grass! Run! The dog ran away, and the cow was also smart, knowing that it was the pepper that the dog had painted on it, and chased the dog to the field, and soon disappeared.
It wasn't until the evening that Duan Zhengxuan came back and gave me a kick in the ass, and scolded: "Boy, you have a lot of skills, cows dare to provoke, do you know that this cow went crazy and flew directly to the pigsty next door to his father?" Fortunately, I found out in time, otherwise his father would have almost fainted to the pig! ”
I laughed out loud.
As for the cow tears, Master told me that the cow tears obtained in this way could not be used.
The tears of a cow that can be channeled can only be effective when a cow that has been farming for ten years and has a relationship with people is slaughtered.