Chapter 147: Fat and round little light bulb

"It's better to die than to be innocent." Songhe held a piece of hay in his mouth and slowly dangled to Li Qingxian's side.

He glanced at the stupid villagers in front of him, whose blind superstition had killed the innocent woman.

Songhe pinched a piece of talisman paper in his fingertips and recited a spell towards the crowd.

Nothing had changed around them, but the group of villagers suddenly fell to the ground as if they had encountered a harsh environment, hugging themselves and shivering. After a few more moments, the crowd began to scurry uncontrollably with their heads clutched, and one by one they fell to the ground, their faces contorted with extreme fear.

"What's wrong with them?" Su Yuexian asked.

Songhe shrugged his shoulders and said with great relief: "It's nothing, it's just a trick, you can't die!" But it can give them a little bitterness. Hehe, I created an avalanche for this group of people in an illusion......"

"Since there's nothing else to do here, let's move on." Su Yuexian made a simple baby carrier with her own shawl, wrapped the little guy safely in it, and then tied it tightly in her arms.

Li Qingxian frowned and asked, "You want to take this child with you?" โ€

"Or else? Her mother was driven to death by this group of people. If left unchecked, she will surely die. Seeing Li Qingxian's serious expression, Su Yuexian couldn't help asking, "What's wrong?" โ€

Li Qingxian glanced at the little pink doll in her arms and replied, "It's nothing, I just think it's a little weird." This is obviously the key point to open the next dungeon, but there are no characters to tackle. โ€

"Maybe we'll meet it on the next stretch of the road." Su Yuexian winked at Li Qingxian and deliberately teased, "Huh? Is this in a hurry to meet with a rival in love? โ€

"I'm in a hurry to go out and marry you." Li Qingxian turned over and got on the horse, and with a wave of the short whip in his hand, the horse ran briskly.

Songhe hurriedly caught up, "Master! Master! Don't forget me! โ€

At this time, no one noticed that the baby sleeping quietly in Su Yuexian's arms blinked, and the dark pupils seemed to be covered by blood-colored mist.

As soon as Su Yuexian and the others left the riverbank in the west of the village, the group of villagers suddenly choked their necks like evil spirits and bled to death on the river beach.

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"I finally know why the last village was called Dry Bone Village. You see, there is withered grass for dozens of miles, and there is not a living person in sight. This place is too desolate. Su Yuexian wanted to find some food for the little guy in her arms, but she couldn't even see a farmer along the way.

"I checked the map, and out of the cemetery in front of me, a few miles away there was a fairly rich city. There should be a bazaar there. Li Qingxian said: "Let's see if there are any shops selling milk when the time comes." โ€

So, they continued to drive for several miles. At dawn, he finally arrived at the city that Li Qingxian said, Tianhu City.

Sure enough, as Li Qingxian said, although this city is not as good as Wuguo Huacheng, it can be regarded as prosperous.

Shops are dense and restaurants are everywhere. Early in the morning, the hawkers in the market are shouting one after another.

Songhe looked at the big steamer erected and couldn't walk, "Wow! The meat buns here are bigger than my pectoral muscles! โ€

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"Master! Can I buy two to try? Songhe turned his head to Li Qingxian and flashed his starry eyes.

Li Qingxian glanced at Su Yuexian, threw a few copper plates to Songhe, and said, "Okay, you eat buns here." I'll take your wife to the restaurant in front of you. โ€

"......" Songhe hurriedly bought two meat buns and chased after them.

"Master! I can pack two of you and go to the restaurant for dinner!! โ€

When he arrived at the restaurant, Li Qingxian took out a gold ingot and asked for the best room. I ordered the most expensive dish again.

Su Yuexian asked for a bowl of hot milk, sat on a chair and fed the little guy in her arms little by little with a small soup spoon.

The little guy drank the milk with a grunt, and actually stretched out his fat little hand to play with the necklace around Su Yuexian's neck. The little one who concentrates on it is very cute.

"I asked the store to prepare bath water and children's jackets. Wait for the shower and change into new clothes. We're a fragrant baby again~ Aren't we? Little baby~" Su Yuexian gently rubbed the tip of the little guy's delicate little nose with the tip of her nose, and the little guy's white face turned slightly red, and she slapped her long eyelashes embarrassedly.

Waiting for the store to prepare the bath water, Su Yuexian carried the little guy into the back room.

Li Qingxian and Songhe were waiting outside, Songhe bit his chopsticks and looked at the table of dishes in front of him, and said, "Master, why don't we finish eating and be busy?" โ€

"Eat first!" Su Yuexian's voice came from the back room.

Songhe glanced at Li Qingxian, who had a calm face on the other side, and wanted to cry without tears. Master, do you think that if you didn't move the chopsticks first, Master will let me move the chopsticks first??? (๏ฝฅแท„แฝข๏ฝฅแท…)

Su Yuexian carefully untied the cloak she wrapped around the little guy and put her on a soft couch.

The first time she took care of a baby, she had no experience at all, so she could only apply the same way of taking care of mooncakes.

She tested the temperature of the water before she was relieved to take off the dirty clothes off the little one.

"Little girl, come~Let's strip first~"

"Little boy is awesome ~ let's take off / pants again ~"

"Wow, the pants are also off~ Finally, take off the diaper~"

Su Yuexian knew that in the real world, little babies use diapers. But the little guy in front of him was wrapped in a rag, which had long been soaked in urine and smelled dizzy.

But the little guy doesn't cry or make trouble, his big eyes are innocent and beautiful, and his well-behaved is distressing.

Although Su Yuexian knew that this little guy was just code, it was set in the system according to the needs of the plot. But she still felt extremely sad and almost cried.

She choked and reached out to untie the diaper, and soothed: "Good baby, as long as I am here for a day in the future, you will follow me for a day." I won't let you suffer anymore......"

After the diaper was untied, Su Yuexian froze.

The little guy kicked on the little short legs as white and fat as lotus roots, looked at Su Yuexian's eyebrows and eyes suddenly bent, his small mouth babbled, and he showed his little baby teeth with a smile.

And then ...... A curved column of water flowed out intermittently from the "small teapot", sprinkling Su Yuexian's body.

"You! You're not a female doll, but a male doll??? โ€

The little guy giggled, as if to say I didn't expect it, right?

Li Qingxian hurriedly walked in when he heard Su Yuexian's shout, and when he saw the scene in front of him, he couldn't help but have his eyes sink.

used the highest authority of the system to immediately create a mosaic on the little boy's small teapot.

"Get out!" Li Qingxian said to Su Yuexian, who was still staying in place: "I'll come to ......."

"You...... You can't do it alone, can you? Otherwise, I'll stay and help you ......" Before Su Yuexian finished speaking, she was gently pushed out of the room by Li Qingxian.

His unhappy voice came from inside, "Men and women don't kiss!" You're just waiting outside, not allowed to come in! โ€

"But!"

"He will never resist taking a bath with his teeth and claws like moon cakes, and if moon cakes bite people, will he bite people too? This kid didn't have any teeth...... Oh! โ€

Li Qingxian howled from the back room.

"What's wrong???" Su Yuexian attached to the door and asked anxiously.

"This kid...... Also bites. โ€

After tossing for about half an hour, Li Qingxian finally came out with the little guy in his arms.

His hair was unkempt and soaking wet. The little guy in his arms is all buttoned in the padded jacket wrongly, one foot is in the trouser tube, and the other foot is stretched out of the opening hole.

"Poof!" Su Yuexian couldn't help but let out a sneer.

"I'd better do it!" She hurriedly took the child from Li Qingxian's hand and took him to the back room to dress up again before coming out.

At night, when Li Qingxian came out of the bath, he saw that the little boy was nesting in Su Yuexian's arms and coquettish, occupying the place that originally belonged to him on the bed!

Feeling Li Qingxian's angry gaze, the little boy actually kissed Su Yuexian's cheek with a ruddy little mouth. He said sweetly in a cute voice, "Sister...... Sister hug~"

"Sister?" Su Yuexian was overjoyed by this sister's shout, and immediately stretched out her hand to hug him in her arms, "Oh, the little baby's mouth is so sweet." Actually called me sister. Hahaha! Then sister! I will have a sister in the future/I will love you! โ€

"Uh-huh~" The little boy rubbed into Su Yuexian's arms again.

"Le'er, do you feel like this little ghost knows everything? He's deliberately approaching you, and he's extremely targeting me? Li Qingxian said.

Su Yuexian glanced down at the cute little boy and said, "No, don't all little boys like to stick to female elders?" He's only so big, maybe he's insecure clinging to me, right? โ€

"But......" Li Qingxian was about to say something, when he saw a triumphant smile in the little boy's eyes. But soon, he was back to his original appearance, an ignorant and innocent two-year-old baby.

"Little Xianzi, why don't we give him a name?" Su Yuexian happily stroked the little boy's soft hair and said.

Li Qingxian walked over, picked up the back collar of the little boy and threw him into the quilt on the inner bed, and said coldly: "Okay, then call him a light bulb." โ€

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"A round, fat light bulb." Li Qingxian said, and lay down beside Su Yuexian by himself.

He turned sideways and pulled Su Yuexian into his arms. With a provocative look, he looked at the small light bulb curled up in the inner bed and said, "See? My sister is mine, not yours. Only I can stick to her, other men, not even a little boy like you who doesn't have any teeth! Understand? โ€

The small bulb puffed out its cheeks, and its big eyes quickly filled with tears. Then he burst into tears at Li Qingxian.

"Li Qingxian, how do you know like a child? Look at you, you're scared to cry......" Su Yuexian hurriedly pushed Li Qingxian away, got up and hugged the little light bulb in her arms and coaxed softly, "Good boy~ Don't cry, don't cry, sister hug~"

"I ...... I scared him into tears??? Li Qingxian's chest was tight, and he glared angrily at the little boy in Su Yuexian's arms.

He's laughing!

The little boy whose teeth didn't even grow all his teeth flashed with a bewitching red light, and he was smiling grimly at him.