Chapter 106: The Toad Carries the Coffin
Seeing her parents so snobbish, Li Yuanhui couldn't help but feel red and couldn't raise her head.
"It's too late to disturb your rest. ”
After speaking, Chu Ling left Qian Shan and went downstairs in style.
Father Li was afraid that it would be inconvenient for him to go down the stairs, so he shone a flashlight and followed the gap in the handrail until he walked out of the corridor.
If it weren't for Qian Shan blocking the way, he would have to send this son-in-law who had not passed the door to the gate of the community.
"Let's move, so much money, don't let Lao Zhang downstairs see it, this guy has a big mouth, and he will show his wealth and attract thieves!"
"Dad, why are you like this, how embarrassed. Li Yuanhui stomped her foot and said angrily.
"Silly girl, can parents still harm you? You are still young, and when you are older, you will naturally understand that no matter when, you will never suffer a loss by following the money. Father Li said earnestly.
Mother Li sighed and said: "Who said it wasn't, look at me, when I was with your father, I wanted him to be tall and handsome, but I was poor all my life, and I knew that I would marry the stupid son of a rich man, and I would eat and drink spicy food all my life, and I still have to suffer this crime!"
"Okay, you dislike me, and you have made you suffer with me, don't you? Then you hurry up and pack up your things and leave, this is the house I assigned, and I don't have your share!"
"You have no conscience, I've been with you all my life, what did I say about eating chaff vegetables, and now you have money to drive me away?
"If you don't leave, I'll send you away!" "You dead old man, if you want to go, you will go!"
"You go!" "You go!" "Dead old woman!" "Dead old man!"
......
Li Yuanhui saw the two in-laws arguing, shook her head helplessly, and walked to the bedroom sleepily, too lazy to care about them.
What she doesn't understand is that secular people don't value feelings, but the cruel reality crushes them, and they run around all day for money, and feelings are a luxury for them, so extravagant that they can't afford to take care of it.
Walking out of the Longyuan community, Chu Ling wanted to take a taxi back, but after waiting for a long time, there was no shadow of a car on the street except for the wind rolling the dead leaves.
[Ding, please pick up the plastic bag on the ground, there is a reward]
Sure enough, the wind blew a white plastic bag under his feet.
Who threw it, it doesn't care about the environment too much, this kind of polyethylene plastic bag can't be degraded for hundreds of years, buried in the soil to pollute the crops, and you must beat him when you catch it.
Chu Ling immediately picked up the plastic bag and put it in the Qiankun bag.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for receiving the reward Yin Yang Eye]
Isn't that the superpower that can see ghosts and evil spirits? Could it be that he is an eighth-level god, and he still needs superpowers to see these things?
[The intern gods have not yet unlocked the abilities of many gods, please don't be surprised by the host]
Well, it turns out that this reward is tantamount to unlocking the Silent Divine Power.
Suddenly, a cold wind blew, and a biting chill hit.
What the hell, it's not winter, where does such a cold north wind come from?
As the cold wind blew, the street lights on the road went out one by one, and the whole road fell into darkness.
At the end of the road, there was a subtle sound of "hissing", which could be heard clearly in the silence of the night.
Chu Ling has night vision, and when he raised his eyes, in the dark, there was actually a coffin, moving on the road, and it was getting closer and closer.
Looking closely, in front of the coffin, there is the head of a giant python, stretching out the letter from time to time, making a "hissing" sound.
This strange scene is not like it happened in the world, but like a hundred demons walking at night on the Wandering Soul Street of the Underworld.
When the coffin was only fifty meters away from him, he clearly saw that this coffin was extraordinary, with a black wooden coffin, a golden threaded dragon, and the identity of the owner of the coffin was different.
In front of him was a giant python's coffin, with four toads on each side, struggling to carry the coffin forward.
They are said to be toads because of the density of ochre-yellow skin covered with pimples, dense phobia who dies at a glance.
However, these eight big toads, all of them are strong and strong, about half an arm high, muscular, bulging like Schwarzenegger, and they are no different from bullfrogs when they are peeled off, and they are natural bodybuilders.
The toad's mouth was as big as a basin, open and panting, obviously tired enough.
Chu Ling said in his heart, snakes have always fed on toads and frogs, and it seems that these eight toads were coerced by giant pythons to carry the coffin, but I don't know who is in the coffin, and the funeral is in the limelight.
He turned on the single-layer fluoroscopy, and the coffin turned out to be two layers inside and outside, the outer layer was a large Nanmu coffin, and the inner layer was actually cast in stainless steel, and the whole coffin was as solid as a safe.
The owner of this coffin really had an idea, so he was not afraid that the grave would catch fire, and he would lie in a steel coffin and become a roasted whole corpse in a large oven.
In case there is cumin and chili pepper in the funeral goods, the taste, tsk...... A few African cannibals had to be killed.
In the blink of an eye, a giant python and eight toads had already come to him carrying the coffin.
I thought that the well water would not interfere with the river water, not to mention, Chu Ling stood on the side of the road and did not block their way.
Unexpectedly, the coffin stopped.
A toad jumped from the top of the coffin, stronger than the other eight, and wearing a red robe with an ancient charm.
It turned out that there were nine toads.
"What are you doing?" the red-clothed toad asked in an arrogant manner.
This sentence sounded familiar, and Chu Ling almost blurted out "Taijun", but he was able to hold back.
"I was waiting for a taxi. ”
"Boss, he's rich in taxis, he's a rich guy, can you rob him?" The giant python's voice was rough, and his Mandarin was much better than that of the red-clothed toad, but unfortunately it sounded a little silly.
"Nonsense, of course you want to rob!" rob, hurry up and get the gold out of your body!" the red-clothed toad threatened.
In the past few years, why is it that even a toad loves money so much? He has learned to rob? In the future, he will not dare to look directly at the bullfrog, for fear that it will jump out of the hot pot and rob the money.
And that fat python, I'm really sorry for that huge body, how can I be willing to be a little brother to the little toad?
"How can I carry gold with me?"
"There is no gold, and the money is also alive, so we will exchange it for gold ourselves!"
"What if I don't have any money?"
"There are no banknotes, what kind of taxi are you taking? It's really not good, you can scan the code to pay, prestige or full payment?"
, is the robbery also keeping pace with the times? The real-name system is not a catch, this toad is really a show, God operates!
With curiosity, Chu Ling took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code tattooed on the toad's buttocks.
"Are you dripping, okay?" asked the red-clothed toad, with his ass facing to the sky, impatiently.
The nearby network is a little poor, and after a long time of reaction, the QR code scanned by Chu Ling finally appeared on the transfer page, the name is actually "** Wang", and the avatar is a human being, but it is too vague to see clearly.
"Okay, I'll transfer it to you, so I won't send it away. Chu Ling said.
His mobile phone screen shows "0.1 yuan successfully transferred", anyway, the other party's mobile phone is not brought, I don't know which human account it was transferred to, who cares about him.
Unexpectedly, a voice came from the coffin: "Pay 0.1 yuan when you are full." ”
Hastily ...... is sloppy, this kind of scene can be regarded as one of the top ten embarrassing moments in life.
The red-clothed toad's eyes were already big, but now they were staring bulging, and he said angrily: "Your conscience is so bad, you dare to fool me!"
"Mistaken, toad-kun, it's a complete misunderstanding! I'm wrong on the decimal point, wait for me to turn it again. ”
"Turn!" The red-clothed toad was so angry that his stomach bulged, and he once again faced him and pouted his ass into the sky.