Chapter 18: Pretending to be a Family (1)

On weekends, the children take it upon themselves to feed and clothe themselves.

Grandma went to pick up waste, uncle went to deliver takeaways, and Lang and Xiaoqi took Xiao Langhua at home.

"Let's play the game of pretending to be a family," Xiao Langhua jumped and jumped excitedly, "my brother plays my father, and my cousin plays my mother." ”

Xiaoqi was unhappy, "Why don't I play your father and my cousin play your mother?" ”

"That's right, let my cousin play my mother." Xiao Langhua tilted his head and looked at Xiao Qi in confusion.

"I mean," Xiaoqi pointed to Lang who was doing his homework, "why don't you let your cousin play your mother?" ”

"I'm letting my cousin play my mother!" Xiao Langhua said the word "cousin" very seriously, "You are my cousin!" Aren't you my cousin? Cousin, cousin, are you my cousin? ”

Xiaoqi only felt that one head and two big: "I don't want to be a cousin, no, no, I don't want to be your mother!" ”

Langhaha laughed: "Xiaoqi, just pretending to be a family, it's not real." Like me, I'm just a dad who plays a little wave, but not a real dad. ”

"Okay then." Xiaoqi succumbed.

Xiao Langhua happily hugged Xiaoqi: "Great, I have a mother, mom mom, I'm hungry." ”

Xiao Qi let out an "ah" and looked at Lang: "Cousin, Xiao Langhua said she was hungry." ”

Lang waved his hand holding the pen at Xiaoqi and said, "Xiaoqi, I said that now is the time to pretend to be a family, there is no cousin, only father and mother, so you should call me 'husband'." ”

Xiao Langhua was shy and excited and jumped with a smile and shouted: "Hahahaha, husband ......"

"Xiao Langhua, 'husband' is called by Xiaoqi, you should call me 'Dad'."

"Oh," Little Wave cried out with a smile as she covered her mouth shyly, "Daddy—"

Lang knocked on the table to remind Xiaoqi: "It's your turn, Xiaoqi, what should you call me?" ”

Xiao Qi wanted to scream but was embarrassed, in Xiao Langhua's expectant gaze, he finally completed his self-struggle and whispered: "Husband! ”

"Wife." Langda responded generously.

Xiao Langhua laughed again and rolled on the ground: "Hahahaha, you two are husbands and wives." ”

"Little Waves, are you a little bit of a game spirit?" Lang hated the iron and looked at the little waves on the ground, and said, "Didn't you say that you want to play the game of pretending to be a family?" The game has already started, why don't you pick it up? ”

Xiao Langhua got up from the ground, tilted his head and recalled: "Then where did I just act?" ”

Xiaoqi said: "You said you were hungry. ”

"Yes, yes," Xiao Langhua was excited to remember, pointing to the little flag and said, "I said, Mommy, Mommy, I'm hungry." ”

Lang also looked at Xiao Qi and said, "Wife, Xiao Langhua said that she was hungry, why don't you go cook for her?" ”

Xiaoqi was not convinced: "Why do I cook?" ”

"Because you're a mother, it's all your mother who cooks, when did you see your father cooking? Dad sat on the couch and read the newspaper. Lang got up as he spoke, took a book and sat on the sofa, and read it while cocking Erlang's legs.

Xiaoqi felt that something was wrong: "My dad also cooks, and he also washes dishes and mops the floor." ”

Lang said: "That's your dad, my dad doesn't cook, he doesn't wash dishes, he doesn't mop the floor, he doesn't read newspapers, he only sits on the sofa and plays games." ”

Lang said and threw the book in his hand aside, "My father is also Xiao Langhua's father." ”

"Okay." Xiaoqi gave in again, very reluctantly, but still walked towards the kitchen.