Chapter 35: Thick and Thin
A crisp knock on the window sounded, interrupting Han Baichuan's train of thought, he twisted his brows and looked at the window.
I saw the little black face of the hated woman again, with a bright smile, which was brighter than the light, and seemed to be able to illuminate the night.
I really don't know what she has to be happy about all day, so she laughs when she opens her mouth.
Jiang Cheng'er greeted warmly: "Hi, guest officer, I'm here to deliver fish." Two, no more, no less, please accept. ”
I didn't expect her to really catch a fish, so she sent it over today at the agreed time, although it was a little late, but she didn't break her promise.
Han Baichuan had a cold face and came to the window to stand still.
Jiang Cheng'er handed the fish over, and Han Baichuan took a look, the stupid woman really caught the fish. The big fish barely got through, and the small fish was not much bigger than the willow leaves, not enough to eat in one bite, when he was a cat.
Han Baichuan pointed to Xiaoyu and shook his head, meaning, this one is not qualified.
"Dude, I spent half a day and risked encountering gangsters at night, and finally caught two fish. Don't pick and choose, it's almost there. You haven't heard that concentration is the essence, and small fish are more nutritious. ”
Seeing that Han Baichuan would not give in, Jiang Cheng'er pouted, "Who asked you not to stipulate in advance how big a fish to exchange, anyway, I kept my promise and sent you two fish, do you like it or not." ”
Little woman, it's quite horizontal. Han Baichuan narrowed his cold eyes, gestured with his hand, and asked Jiang Cheng'er to send a big fish weighing at least ten catties tomorrow.
Jiang Cheng'er smacked her tongue: "You, you blackmail, where am I going to give you such a big fish, ten catties, you think it's potatoes and sweet potatoes, dig it from the ground casually." I can see it, you are deliberately playing tricks on me. ”
No wonder at noon, he happily agreed to exchange with her, it turned out that he took the opportunity to embarrass her. It should have been considered a long time ago that the miser suddenly became generous, and it must not be a good thing.
The corners of Han Baichuan's lips hooked, and he was a little proud, the master is just playing you, see if you dare in the future.
Jiang Cheng'er was so angry that she really wanted to beat him up with this hateful handsome face, but unfortunately she couldn't beat him.
"I'm going to the market tomorrow, and I don't have time to fish or play with you. Well, the goods have been delivered on time, we don't owe each other, and we won't trade anymore in the future, bye-bye. ”
Jiang Cheng'er ignored him, turned around and left, but she didn't know what kind of magic Han Baichuan used, and instantly transferred out of the house and blocked in front of her, startling her.
Jiang Cheng'er almost crashed into his arms and exclaimed, "Monster! You...... You're not human! ”
You are not human, Han Baichuan was so angry that he knocked his fingers on her head.
Jiang Cheng'er covered her head, so painful that tears almost came out, and she looked up and glared at him angrily.
Seeing her mouth pursed, her red eyes filled with tears, and her little face full of grievances, Han Baichuan only felt that the tip of her heart was pricked by a needle, and it hurt a little.
"Villain, you really knock my head like a chestnut, you are a big man who beats a woman, are you ashamed ......" Jiang Cheng'er scolded him angrily.
Han Baichuan held his hand tightly, wondering how he could have such a childish behavior, being angry with a woman, and casually playing a woman's head, like a child who has not grown up.
He didn't think it was too hard, so he knocked her to pain, blaming himself for not being deep or shallow.
No, she can't afford to lose in vain. Jiang Cheng'er ordered fiercely, "You stand still and don't move, let me knock back." ”
Han Baichuan reasoned with the loss, and sure enough, he didn't move. Jiang Cheng'er stretched out her hand, but it couldn't reach the top of his head.
Jiang Cheng'er was coquettish, "You're too tall, I can't reach it." Hey, keep your head down and cooperate. ”
Han Baichuan looked at her pouting and coquettish little appearance, as if he was bewitched, he lowered his head obediently, and obediently waited for her punishment.
Jiang Cheng'er raised her eyebrows, rubbed her hands, shouted "open" in her mouth, knocked him on the head with her hand, and returned it.
Han Baichuan didn't feel pain or itching, just her little energy, as if she was tickling him.
Jiang Cheng'er was psychologically unbalanced, "I have to pay it back twice, and I have another one." ”
Now Han Baichuan stopped doing it, Jiang Cheng'er jumped high enough to reach his head, but he grabbed his wrist, there was a cold light in his eyes, and he was not angry and arrogant.
"Why, you still want to bully me, why do you have to knock me on the head, don't you know that my head has been injured. The scumbag knocked me out and sold me to five singles, and then the evil grandmother made me knock me out and sell me to an old man in his sixties, and today you knocked me again. No, I'm dizzy......"
Jiang Cheng'er shook her body, and Han Baichuan was grabbing her wrist and holding her.
There was a hint of pity in his eyes, he was captured by Jiang Cheng'er, it seems that the iceberg man is still humane, he eats soft or hard, let's have a weak one.
"Strongman, I know you're a good man. I tried my best today, only to catch two small fish, ten pounds of me really nowhere to be found, strong man, don't embarrass the little girl. ”
Han Baichuan was pinched by her nondescript voice, goosebumps all over his body, and he nodded hurriedly.
Solving the big problem so easily, Jiang Cheng'er was overjoyed.
"The little woman was dizzy by your knock, and felt a bunch of fragrant chicken legs floating in front of her, and heard you say in a trance, take it, take it. What the strong man means is that every time you cook chicken, roast chicken, and fried chicken, you will leave me two chicken legs, right? ”
Han Baichuan gritted his teeth, and the cunning little woman took the opportunity to blackmail and hated it.
Alas, who let himself knock her on the cheap? He had no choice but to nod, it's a big deal not to make chicken in the future, see what happens to her.
Jiang Cheng'er rolled her eyes, and then said, "There are rabbit legs, goat legs, wild boar legs, tiger legs, etc., anyway, as long as you hunt wild beasts and wild fowl, you will keep my legs." ”
Han Baichuan slandered, she is really good at calculating, and the animals she said are all four-legged. Hmph, she also dares to say that four tiger legs are enough for her to eat for a year.
has to inch in, insatiable, she keeps any legs, human legs, do she want it.
Jiang Cheng'er seemed to see through his thoughts, and smiled: "I'm not rare for other people's legs, your legs, I want them." ”
Han Baichuan pinched his fingers and felt the urge to knock her head again, she always had the ability to make him mad.
"Wow, he him off, will he take me first and then that in this wilderness...... Rape first, then kill. Jiang Cheng'er timidly shrunk her shoulders, muttered to herself, and spit out the last four words in a smaller voice.
Heh, Han Baichuan clenched her wrist angrily, squinted at her, and expressed his disdain for her with his eyes.
"Strong man, I have the old and the young...... Sister, the family is still waiting for me to take care of it, I was knocked stupid by you, how should our family live. Woo, you're still bullying me. Jiang Cheng'er inhaled in pain and continued to pretend to be pitiful.
Pretending to be overdone, Han Baichuan let go of her impatiently and stared at her coldly, meaning to ask her what else she wanted.
Jiang Cheng'er rubbed her wrists, touched her flat belly, and said pitifully: "I haven't eaten dinner yet, I'm hungry, and I want to eat grilled fish." ”
Han Baichuan slandered: The two small fish that she just sent were remembered by her again, greedy cats.
Jiang Cheng'er blinked her eyes and was cute, her expression was a little exaggerated, this is not her specialty, okay.
Han Baichuan stared at her for a long time, struggling between driving her away or leaving her, his eyes uncertain.
When Jiang Cheng'er thought he was going to turn into stone, he finally nodded.
Jiang Cheng'er immediately ran to the window happily, took the fish, and skewered it on a thin bamboo pole.
Han Baichuan glanced at her, stupid woman, you don't need to scrape the scales to eat fish, you need to remove the internal organs.
Jiang Cheng'er noticed his eyes, and said with a smile, "Eat fish in its original flavor, the fish scales are more fragrant when they are burnt, and after the fish is eaten, the internal organs will naturally be left, which is more trouble-free." ”
Crooked reasoning, it is clearly lazy, and it is a set of words. Han Baichuan snatched the fish and went to the stove room to choose fish and season it.
Jiang Cheng'er stuck out her tongue, she really can't clean up the fish, she can't do technical work, let's do something untechnical.
She consciously picked up a pile of firewood and lit it with the flint she carried with her, and the orange flame slowly rose, dispelling the coolness of the early spring night.
Han Baichuan was in charge of grilling the fish, and Jiang Cheng'er was waiting to eat it.
She lay leisurely on the soft grass, looking at the twinkling stars overhead, breathing in the fresh air of the wilderness.
Her grinning posture made Han Baichuan speechless, how could there be such a woman, without the slightest dignified and virtuous appearance, and she didn't even talk about the basic etiquette of women.
Jiang Cheng'er didn't need to look at it, and she knew the expression of the dumb beautiful man at the moment.
She rested her head on her arms and said lazily, "Life is in the world, how comfortable it is, what do you care?" Let's call it informality, let's learn something, buddy. ”
Jiang Cheng'er didn't realize at this time that she was very relaxed in front of this man, she could take off her burden and disguise, and let herself go willfully.
The aroma of the grilled fish came out slowly, and Jiang Cheng'er pursed her lips, "If there is a small wine, it will be perfect." ”
Han Baichuan ignored her, and she chanted to herself, "Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon...... Hu'er will exchange for fine wine and sell eternal sorrow with you. ”
The majestic immortal famous passage through the ages, Jiang Cheng'er recited it in a clear and heroic voice, and unconsciously infected the audience Han Baichuan.
At this moment, he was full of emotion, and his deep eyes were filled with layers of waves.
He lowered his eyes and gently repeated the sentence "I am born to be useful", and his mood could not be calm for a long time.
He got up and dug out a jar of freshly brewed peach blossom wine from under the tree, the taste of the entrance was still shallow, more than clear and the mellow aroma was insufficient, and the stamina was small.
That's right, the time is not yet, you need to wait attentively, accumulate thick and thin.
"Hey, stingy, give me a drink, it's not interesting to drink too much yourself." Jiang Cheng'er shouted at him who was distracted.
Han Baichuan shook his head and resolutely refused to give her a drink, this woman would make a fuss if she didn't drink, wouldn't it be even crazier if she drank alcohol.
If you don't give it, you won't give it, anyway, Jiang Cheng'er is not very interested in wine.
Han Baichuan handed her the roasted fish, and Jiang Cheng'er was already salivating when she smelled the fragrance.
She took a bite, obediently, the outside was charred and the inside was tender and fragrant, the heat was just right, the taste was also well adjusted, and the cooking skills of the dumb beauty were really good.
The fish was really small, and I hadn't tasted much yet, so I ate it in two bites.