Chapter 40: Pig's Head
"Forget it, my brother is just unreliable, it's better to be an older brother, but it's a pity that my mother didn't give me a brother." Minglan stood up dejectedly, "Sleep, sleep." β
Seeing Minglan discouraged, she will soften her heart tomorrow: "Can't I give you some takeout?" β
"That's your wife." Minglan was very polite, but not a refusal.
Tomorrow said: "Anyway, I don't have a girlfriend for the time being, and my wife should save a few more days." β
So, half an hour later, Minglan ate tomorrow's takeaway, not tomorrow's takeaway ordered with her mobile phone, but she went out and bought it back in person.
Tomorrow, the pork head meat will be served on a plate and the aroma will be overflowing.
Minglan swallowed her saliva and couldn't wait to reach out her hand. Before she could reach the plate, she was slapped away by Tomorrow.
"Wash your hands before eating and after using the toilet, how can you be like a child?" Tomorrow warned.
Minglan went to wash her hands with a disappointed face, and muttered: "Invite someone to eat pig's head meat once, what to say after going to the toilet, deliberately disgusting people." β
"You're disgusted when you don't wash your hands after using the toilet, right?"
Minglan was so angry that she stomped her feet with her hands on her waist: "Tomorrow-"
Tomorrow I have already sat down at the dinner table, looking at Minglan angrily, haha smiled and pointed to the faucet and said, "Don't waste water, it's all my wife." β
Minglan washed her hands and turned off the faucet, and shook her wet hand at Tomorrow, wanting to throw the water droplets on Tomorrow's face, but she dodged left and right tomorrow, and she didn't get a drop. Minglan was so angry that she stomped her foot again.
Tomorrow exclaimed: "Wow, the same emoji of the little waves." β
Minglan raised her chin proudly: "Because I gave birth to it, you have the ability to give birth to the same style, but you don't even have a girlfriend." β
Tomorrow is not convinced, pointing at Minglan and saying cruelly: "Wait for me - save enough for my wife first!" β
Minglan stretched out her hands while she was unprepared, and with a flick of her two middle fingers, there were water droplets on Minglan's face, Minglan laughed, jumped and clapped her hands.
"Childish." Tomorrow, wipe your face and grab your chopsticks to eat.
Minglan sat down and found that she only had a pair of chopsticks tomorrow, "Hey, where are my chopsticks?" Why don't you bring me chopsticks? Otherwise, how can I say that it is better to have an older brother, and the younger brother is not as good as the elder brother. β
Minglan complained and was about to go to the kitchen to get chopsticks, but tomorrow she grabbed her, took a piece of pork head meat with chopsticks and sent it to her mouth, and said with a smile: "I won't bring you chopsticks, it's because I want to feed you." Tomorrow said, blinking his long eyelashes.
"Wow, that's so sweetβ" Minglan couldn't help but smile and sat down to enjoy tomorrow's service.
"Come, open your mouthβ"
So tomorrow I will start feeding Minglan bite after bite to eat pig's head meat, and say some witty things while feeding: "My sister eats this pig's head meat and is eternally young, forever beautiful, and lives a hundred years old, and there are a bunch of brothers-in-law waiting for you every day when you go outββ"
The whole beautiful house was filled with Minglan laughter, Minglan laughed so much that her tears flowed out.
"Can I call you second brother in the future?" Minglan asked with a smile and hypocritically.
Tomorrow said, "Why do you call me second brother?" β
"Because the eldest brother is abroad."
"Uh-oh." Thinking about it tomorrow, he is an old man, and he can't be the eldest brother, "The second brother is the second brother, my sister is happy, you can call me the second grandfather." β
Minglan slapped him, "I called you grandpa, what about Dad?" β
Tomorrow haha laughed, the seniority can't be messed up, "Then let's call the second brother." β
The two were making trouble, and Grandma came back in the dust.