On the edge of the bridge, two middle-aged men were sitting.

The one on the left is called Wang Xian, with a straight suit and a straight back, but his expression is quite down.

He held a bottle of Jianghei in his hand, took a sip and spit it out, and said to himself, "What the is broken wine?" ”

And the one sitting next to him, everyone called him Lao Wu. Chubby, slightly greasy middle-aged uncle.

The few hairs on his head swayed left and right with the breeze.

In the mobile phone next to him, the saliva song about aquatic plants is playing.

The brisk rhythm has become the most suitable background music for the two dancing hairs on his head.

"Smoke one more, and I'll be jumping." Old Wu Wan turned his head to look at Wang Xian and said, "Young man, cherish your beautiful life!" ”

"What? Do you want to jump too? Tell you, old fellow, this river is now ...... ...... vomit"

Lao Wu looked at the newly added ornaments floating on the river, frowned, and began to think about his life as if he was running a marquee in his mind.

Lao Wu, formerly known as Wu Ming.

People are as his name suggests, and even his neighbors, who are separated by a wall, do not remember his full name to this day.

Of course, the neighbors didn't bother to associate with him.

What can a man who relies on his daughter-in-law to eat?

But every time he heard this remark about eating soft rice, he often laughed it innocently.

"Aunt Zhang, have you seen it, it seems that Old Wu has not been to work since he got married?"

"Don't be nonsense, I heard that his cooking skills are good."

"Yes, my wife earns money, and he eats...... Hahahaha. ”

“......”

Lao Wu still smiled innocently.

His wife works well, working 9 to 5, in a large company like the Forestry Group, as a human resources director.

But in reality, she never returned home on time.

It's either socializing or working overtime.

Lao Wu knew that he was wearing a leek-colored hat or a celery-colored turban on his head at some point.

The child also did not want her to grow up in a single-parent family.

Until earlier tonight, my wife returned home in a broken place, picked up her luggage, and moved out.

begged hard, and finally knelt down to talk about Lao Wu, and finally broke out.

He burst into tears, like a flood.

"Bang!" His wife slammed the door and left, leaving him and his daughter sitting together, crying silently.

The wife who has shared the bed for more than ten years has become a stranger from this moment on.

Sending the child to his parents, he bought a whole bag of Huazi, came to the Orange Lake, and sat on the edge of the bridge.

I thought to myself, after smoking this pack, I jumped off.

Wang Xian, a man who sells houses.

The salary is less than 3,000 a month, and he sometimes loses hundreds of yuan.

But he has a girlfriend who loves him very much and will visit her staff dormitory from time to time to find him.

Even though, he's not there.

"Why haven't you come back yet? I'm leaving! ”

"I've got some work to do, you can wait a minute. Huh? Where did the report go......

This afternoon, it seems that there is green smoke rising from his ancestral grave, and he has sold a house in a broken land.

Although there was a lot of difference from the expected income, I was very happy.

The boss specially approved Wang Xian's half-leave, and he gladly accepted it.

After all, you can't keep your girlfriend waiting in the dorm room, it's time to surprise her.

It wasn't until he stood at the door of the bedroom with a groaning sound carrying food and wine that he realized that his girlfriend was not looking for him.

Probably, it was his roommate and colleague.

Sour tears slid down his cheeks onto the moldy concrete floor, and he left angrily with his food and drinks.

Now, he is sitting next to Lao Wu, eating, drinking and vomiting.

learned from the scenes in the movie, and wanted to use eating and drinking to resolve the resentment in my heart.

But after seeing the clear water, his mind changed.

Perhaps, this is where he belongs.

Just when Lao Wu extinguished the last cigarette, Wang Xian spit out the last bit of food in his stomach that was more than half digested, and the two were about to commit suicide by throwing themselves into the lake.

Suddenly, there was a strong wind on the bridge, and everyone on it ran down as fast as they could, except for the two of them.

Immediately afterwards, Wang Xian felt as if his neck was strangled by something and he couldn't breathe.

Seeing that his face was flushed, Lao Wu hurriedly moved over and took off the pure iron gold necklace he was wearing around his neck and was attracted by the inexplicable magnetic field.

The two of them looked back, and saw that the air under the strong wind began to slowly become turbid.

In that turbid and distorted position, the figures were crowded, and the two of them were dumbfounded.

Lao Wu patted Wang Xian's shoulder and sighed: "Those who are about to die can see the unbelievable scene, you see, Lord Yama sent a ghost to arrest me." ”

"I see it too...... ...... vomit"

When Lao Wu lowered his head to wipe the filth on his pants, the wind slowly stopped at this time.

When I looked up, it was still empty.

He looked at Wang Xian and said, "I'm not wrong, it's an illusion, alas, brother, I'll go first." ”

Lao Wu just turned around, and before he could jump down, a bright light suddenly appeared behind him, and through the dust that had not yet subsided, it instantly illuminated the entire lake.

Lao Wu and Wang Xian realized at this time that this was not an illusion at all.

Seeing the light on the bridge dissipate, a young man wearing a Taoist robe and holding a cow heart on his head appeared out of thin air.

Wang Xian's eyes almost didn't pop out, and he wanted to turn around and take a closer look.

But he forgot that he was still sitting on the edge of the bridge, and pressed it against his sticky vomit, and his body slipped and fell into Shui Zheng with a pop

Lao Wu was already stunned by the scene in front of him, and he had no time to take care of the people around him, so he hurriedly stood up, waiting for what would happen next.

"What year is it? Where are the clusters? ”

The person who spoke was Li You, who had just come from the Southern Song Dynasty.

The after-effects of traveling through time and space caused his nose to bleed.

Old Wu trembled and pointed at Li You's nose and said, "You...... You're bleeding from your nose. ”

"What year is it?"

"II...... Two, two......"

"Save ...... Goo-goo...... Help me...... Goo-goo......"

Li You looked at Wang Xian, who was desperately stepping on the water on the river, and said to Lao Wu weakly: "Don't you want to save people?" ”

Lao Wu blushed and smiled innocently: "Where can I swim?" ”

"Ugh." Li You sighed, threw the "key" to Lao Wu, and then rushed to the river in two steps and jumped down.

Wang Xian's cry for help attracted many onlookers, and everyone began to talk about it.

Some people Wang Xian fell into the water, and some people observed for a while and categorically refuted that they were bent on seeking death.

There was a lot of disagreement, but no one was right.

I am afraid that the most risky righteous and courageous act in this world is to save the drowning person.

Li You was pressed into the water by Wang Xian several times, and he couldn't help but wonder if this son deliberately wanted his own life.

But since he has already jumped off, how can he regret it?

When he was exhausted, fortunately, a few young people jumped down to help, and managed to get to the shore before Wang Xian and Li You drowned at the same time.

Those aunts and aunts who watched the excitement also began to take the lead in applauding.

Wang Xian was so excited by the cold lake water that he drank a lot, and after thanking Li You and the others, he quickly fled the scene.

"This son, it's too unsophisticated, why don't you go? I've called the City Evening News!"

"What's the matter, you see, we have no credit and hard work, if it weren't for our sister's loud voice, where could there be so many people?"

“......”

Li You looked at the aunts in front of him talking endlessly, and hurriedly separated the crowd and walked towards Lao Wu.

After retrieving the key in his hand, Li You wrung the water from his hair and asked, "What year is it?" ”

"2012, Jiagedaqi."

Li You instantly turned around like a gazelle and moved his head to the right.

Not far away, the familiar and unfamiliar, the railway soldiers developed the Great Xing'an Mountains Monument.

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