Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Dead Fat Man Who Collapsed.
returned to the barbecue restaurant of the old poisonous monster, and I took Hu Wei to see Xu Wenwen for the first time.
came to Xu Wenwen's room.
Look at this girl's closed eyes and slightly thin face.
I couldn't help but feel a pain in my heart.
Involuntarily grabbed her little hand, and held it tightly with both hands.
"Wenwen, I'm sorry, this time, I didn't find the Soul Nourishing Grass! But don't worry! No matter what, I'm sure to find the Soul Nourishing Grass and cure your ......."
As I spoke, my voice choked up a little.
And I didn't notice that Hu Wei, the girl, quietly left the room.
I just looked at Xu Wenwen quietly and held her hand tightly.
Silent silence.
After a long time, I got up and walked out in a bit of a frustration.
Just walked to the door.
I saw Hu Wei, the girl, leaning against the wall of the corridor with her hands on her chest, biting her lower lip lightly, and her eyes were still a little red.
Seeing me come out, this girl quickly reached out and rubbed her eyes.
He forced a smile at me.
Seeing this scene, my heart suddenly ached again!
"I'm sorry! Vivi, I'm ......."
To be honest, I have never been in love before, Hu Wei is the only woman in my heart, but Xu Wenwen, she can not even want her life for me!
I...... I don't know how to face Xu Wenwen at all.
Or rather, I don't want to hurt Xu Wenwen.
But!
I don't want to hurt Hu Wei even more!
"It's okay! Actually, I was quite entangled in my heart just now! ”
Hu Wei smiled, stepped forward, hugged me gently, and then whispered in my ear: "To be honest, I just saw you so sad for other women, I really feel so uncomfortable!" I'm not afraid of your jokes, I even had the idea of killing Xu Wenwen! ”
When I heard this, I couldn't help but feel nervous!
I can't imagine.
If Hu Wei killed Xu Wenwen, a stupid girl, what kind of reaction would I have?!
"Don't be nervous! Then I figured it out! Anyway, you are my man, and Xu Wenwen became like this in order to save my man! How could I have taken revenge and killed her?
As for your attitude towards her, I can understand it too! Because you are Brother Xiaolin, Brother Xiaolin who is affectionate and righteous! If you ignore Xu Wenwen for my sake, then you are not the Xiaolin brother I love deeply! So, I've got a big decision in mind! ”
Hu Wei said softly.
Hearing Hu Wei say this, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in my heart, and the feeling of guilt couldn't help but lighten.
Then he hurriedly asked, "What is the big decision?" ”
"Actually, I've already found someone to tell you your fortune, and you're a peach blossom in your life! Even if you dodge, you can't hide! Alas! No way, who told me that Hu Wei is so good at a man? ”
Hu Wei's girl sighed, and then said: "Since you can't hide, it's better to go with the flow!" After all, a successful man will always have a lot of women behind him to pay silently! But I want to make a statement first, you can find a confidante! But I'm jealous, don't show affection in front of my eyes! Otherwise, you're ready to kneel durian! ”
(⊙o⊙) What? Vivi, what do you mean by that? ”
I didn't turn a corner for a while.
"Humph! You bad guy, I'm tolerant enough, do you want to force me to say that I allow you to plant bunting? Villain! Ignore you! ”
After finishing speaking, Hu Wei stomped her feet and ran away angrily.
"Can I put a bunting? What do you mean? Could it be some powerful forbidden art? Find a time to ask the fat man, right? ”
I scratched my head and quickly followed.
When I came to the dining room, I finally caught up with Hu Wei.
"Vivi, wait for me!"
I walked forward quickly and gently hugged Hu Wei's little waist.
"Let go of me! You bad guy! ”
Hu Wei, this girl didn't seem to be angry, and she puffed up my hand.
"Yo he! Are you two actually having an awkward quarrel? ”
The dead fat man who was eating with a mouthful of oil on the side, saw this scene, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said excitedly.
"What does it matter to you that the two of us are having a mess?"
Hu Wei gave the fat man a white look angrily.
"Of course it's my business! If you two have an awkward relationship, I can at least eat a ton less dog food, and this will leave more food in my stomach! Isn't it happy? ”
The dead fat man was very excited, and said gloatingly.
"Humph! I just remember someone two days ago who vowed to lose weight! Before he could say this, someone began to eat more than pigs again! Someone deserves to be a single dog for the rest of his life and eat dog food every day! ”
Hu Wei, this girl, is not used to dead fat people, snorted coldly, and opened directly!
"Holy! I swore that I wanted to lose weight! However, this weight loss is also a hard work, how can you lose weight if you don't eat enough? ”
The dead fat man looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and then said: "And I also heard that the current little beauty likes a greasy uncle like me who is fat and mature!" Moreover, isn't it just a show of affection? I don't think so! Little madman! ”
"What?"
I rolled my eyes.
"Don't think that you are very awesome to show affection with Hu Wei now! Believe it or not, I'm better than you in the future? ”
The dead fat man looked at me very provocatively.
"Do you want to hear the truth or do you want to hear the lie?"
I said lightly.
"You're not talking nonsense, aren't you? True, of course! ”
The dead fat man took a bite of the roast leg of lamb.
"As far as what you look like, don't you have a little pressure in your heart? If you really don't know, you can pee and take care of yourself! ”
Before I could finish speaking, Hu Wei, the girl, was merciless and said sharply.
"Poof......
The old poisonous monster and Uncle Zhang on the side couldn't help but laugh out loud with a pig sound.
"Fog grass! I'll admit, I'm a little ugly! But, I can guarantee it! I'm at least a little better than a little madman in the future! ”
The dead fat man's face twitched unconsciously, and then he opened his mouth menacingly.
"Huh? Which point would you be better than me? ”
I wondered right then. I really don't know where the dead fat man got his confidence.
"You only dare to show affection with Hu Wei now, do you dare to show affection with other girls?"
The dead fat man asked provocatively.
"Uh...... Can't! ”
I honestly shook my head.
"Hey...... I'm telling you! Lao Tzu will find seventeen or eighteen girlfriends in the future, and show affection in front of you every day! Look at how you guys show me! Little madman, from this point alone, are you Shou Ye and I better than you? ”
The dead fat man is very embarrassed at the beginning.
"Uh...... At this point, I admit defeat! ”
I was stunned for a moment, but finally nodded.
After all, I'm a single-minded man, and I can't compare with the dead fat man.
"Giggle...... You still have a little conscience! Hmmm! ”
I don't know why, Hu Wei, this girl, seemed to be very satisfied with my answer, but she didn't get angry with me anymore, and kissed me with a smile.
"That's it! Don't care about showing affection, since you admit defeat, you have to be punished with a glass of wine! ”
The dead fat man said triumphantly.
After all, during this time, the dog food almost killed him.
finally pulled back a game, which is somewhat psychologically comforting.
"Good! I admit punishment! ”
I didn't hesitate and just drank a glass.
Putting down the glass, I wiped the wine stains from the corner of my mouth, and then asked with some curiosity: "Dead fat man, just now Weiwei said that I was allowed to plant colored flags, what do you mean by that?" Is it a powerful forbidden technique to plant colored flags? ”
As soon as this statement came out!
"Bang dang!"
The smile on the dead fat man's face instantly stiffened, and the wine glass in his hand fell to the ground, shattering to the ground.
"Huh? Dead fatty, what's wrong with you? ”
I don't know why the dead fat man reacted so much.
However, the dead fat man didn't pay attention to me at all, but still turned his head, looked at Hu Wei stupidly, and asked with a look of disbelief: "You actually agree with this little madman to plant a bunting!?" ”
"That's right! What's wrong? ”
Hu Wei nodded lightly and asked with a smile.
"This ...... This, this, this...... This is not scientific! You have such a big vinegar jar, how can you allow this guy to plant bunting? ”
The dead fat man is a little unfavorable to speak.
"My man is so good, why can't he fly the flag? Although I am a big vinegar jar, I am a generous vinegar jar! So, you dead fat man, no matter what point of view, you can't compare to my man! ”
After finishing speaking, Hu Wei's girl also made a playful strange face at the dead fat man.
"Ahh What the is this? Too devastating? I'm not alive anymore! I'm going on a hunger strike......"
After finishing speaking, the dead fat man really didn't eat, and just hid his face and fled.
"Dead fat, what's wrong?"
I scratched my head, a little inexplicable.
"Hahaha......"
The old poison monster and Uncle Zhang both laughed.
"What are you laughing at? Anyway, what kind of powerful forbidden art is this bunting? Why does the dead fat man react so much? ”
I was getting more and more confused.
"Giggle...... You idiot! Haven't you heard of the saying that the red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags flutter outside? ”
Hu Wei, this girl, poked my head lightly and chuckled.
"Uh...... I haven't really heard of ......."
I scratched my head embarrassedly, then quickly took out my mobile phone and began to ask Du Niang.
"This ......! That's what it means!? ”
After I understood the meaning of this sentence, I looked at Hu Wei in disbelief.
I just wanted to say something, but Hu Wei, a girl, covered my mouth with her hand.
"Idiot! No matter how many confidantes you have in the future! It doesn't matter if I'm by your side or not! If you dare to forget me, I won't let you go! ”
I didn't say anything because I didn't know how to say it either.
I just hugged Hu Wei's girl tightly into my arms, and the force was so great, as if I wanted to rub her into my body!
……
After a farce.
We gathered in the living room.
"Grandpa Poison, what do you want us to do if we have to come back within a month?"
I asked, curiously.