Chapter 362: The rivers and lakes are full of monsters
Mo Chuchen watched them pick up strips of cloth one by one and paste them on their faces, and then the yin qi gradually penetrated into their bodies.
"Master, where are we going?" The girl with the strip of cloth seemed to have fallen into some kind of illusion, and asked in a slightly trembling voice.
"It's here in a minute, you guys are here!" The spirit master and the old god replied on the ground.
"Alas! Are we still on earth? Why doesn't it look reliable? It's terrifying! This road is full of mud, and there are a bunch of black flowers on the side of the road, master, can we take the road of the sun, don't engage in the road of the underworld, I always feel that I am gone forever. ”
[What they are falling into now is actually an illusion, and it is a precise illusion of the hallucinatory location around Li Xiaofang, we can't see it on our side, no wonder this guy is pressed on the ground and has a feeling, just afraid that we will be disrupted in the past, what should we do now? Do you want to go over and punch and kick and unravel the scam? The small system can tell at a glance what Master Ling is doing, this guy is doing all the bells and whistles, and he is not deceiving people.
"Rest easy, we'll keep waiting." Mo Chuchen stopped the small system, and his gaze swept over the little girl next to Master Ling, this 10,000-year-old monster hasn't made a move yet, how can the stage be demolished? .
Sure enough, halfway through the illusion, after the three of them saw their long-lost relatives, the little girl began to open her mouth, he sucked hard, and the luck swirling in the three people drilled into the girl's mouth one by one, turning into pure energy.
[This goblin is not simple, what he absorbs is not life, but luck. The small system was taken aback, and then sneered [But there was a mistake in the process of his evolution, so much luck was not used for his own use, but into power, is it stupid to use such a cherished thing as aura?. 】
That's when some luck is all superimposed on the body.,If you don't need to drop it.,In the near future.,These luck will become very strong.,And it's on par with the son of luck.,That is, when you go out, the treasures will be thrown into your arms.,What hard work is needed.,You can become a big demon when you eat and drink.。。
"Alright, we're obviously going to have to deal with this goblin." It was impossible for Mo Chuchen to start in front of everyone, so he stood by and watched Master Ling and the monsters silently put on a big show.
"How about the Master Ling I said has real talent and learning, you see, in just a while, our colleagues have all seen their families." The manager sighed with emotion: "If it weren't for my old lady who died early asking me not to see her, I wouldn't have given up this opportunity." ”
"No, manager, don't you feel a little cold?" Mo Chuchen looked at the luck of the manager, this person's luck is not bad, although he has been absorbed a lot, the luck on his body is still a large piece.
"The air conditioner is cold, you just get used to it, Master Ling can't stand the heat, you young people should be more considerate and considerate of the elderly."
The manager thought that Mo Chuchen was complaining about the air conditioning problem like him, so he persuaded Mo Chuchen bitterly.
[It seems that the goblin didn't absorb much.] The small system looked at the manager's strange-looking face strangely [What made this goblin relax the conditions for absorbing luck? Is it because he's so ugly that the goblins can't bear to swallow it? 】
"Definitely not, this person will encounter bad luck in a few days, if he sucks it up in one go, then he will definitely die violently when he encounters something, and he didn't hurt for the sake of sustainable development.!" Mo Chuchen knows very well that the pear country has a team that specializes in dealing with evil monsters, if something happens to the manager after the paper shop, the patrol team will definitely find the paper shop, in order to better cut leeks and for the sake of a peaceful life, luck monsters must always be more steady.
[Isn't this just taking advantage of loopholes? The small system was shocked, and such a small fight would be lost to ordinary humans without discovering it.
If a master comes, this monster in the paper shop will be caught in minutes.
"After all, the monster patrol team is very busy, and it is impossible to take care of every big and small matter, so this kind of small fight, basically everyone turns a blind eye." Mo Chuchen explained: "As long as no one reports it, no one will care about it, and most of the time it is that the people do not raise the officials and do not hold them accountable." ”
In the end, no one is perfect, even if there is no goblin world, nothing can be eliminated from exploiting loopholes, let alone a world where monsters are rampant?
[Speaking of which, this old woman is a bit excessive, knowing that the other party is a goblin, she came to partner with him to take the luck of others. The small system is very unaccustomed to that spirit master.
"You didn't find that although this house is very small, the equipment is good, so you can say that the decorations with different attributes can't be used without a thousand dollars."
Mo Chuchen smiled faintly: "It is said that the old woman is helping to abuse, why not because the old woman is not able to defeat the greed in her heart and covet the money of this monster." ”
[Well, this matter is so good that you say it seems to be a talent transaction. The small system huffed angrily [No matter how I look at that old woman, it is not pleasing to the eye. 】
"Okay, after that, let's just go and fix it." Mo Chuchen hurriedly came out to Shun Mao, and saw clearly why the small system was not pleasing to the old woman, and it was difficult for the old woman to absorb luck much more clever than it.
There is no harm if there is no contrast, and this small system of contrast is whole to the heart.
"Oops, the party is at the end, it's almost over." The manager looked at his watch, it was almost thirty minutes, and hurriedly shouted.
"How do you know?" Mo Chuchen asked.
"I've watched a few times, Master Ling's psychic is thirty minutes every time, and he will come back as soon as the thirty minutes arrive, whether we are alive or not, we can't stay in the underworld for too long, Master Ling also set thirty minutes for our body, if it is more than a day, then we can't come back." The manager introduced what he knew to Mo Chuchen.
Sure enough, as soon as the thirty minutes were up, Master Ling stopped his practice, and thoughtfully helped the three colleagues to remove the strips of cloth from their faces and carefully put them back into the jar.
"I didn't expect to see my grandfather!"
"The master really has real materials!"
"Will we be able to see our relatives again next time?" Colleagues hugged and wept bitterly, and the thought of the lost family members made their hearts sad.
"Don't cry, come back next month, the road of the underworld has an impact on the body, and doing it once will damage your luck once, so you have to restrain your emotions for safety." After Master Ling put his hands down, he mysteriously persuaded him.
"Thank you so much, master, this bag is for you!" The colleague looked grateful.
"I'm really embarrassed, I was killed on the way here, in fact, when we first heard about it, we were skeptical."
"This 6,000 yuan is given to you, you can recuperate well, don't be polite to us, we will come to you next month."
"Hahaha, it's nothing, thank you, thank you!" Master Ling modestly and neatly put away the 6,000 red envelopes, put them in his cabinet, and added a lock.
"Then we'll leave first, you don't give it away, goodbye, goodbye."
"Next time, I will definitely take care of my parents!"
The colleagues pulled Master Ling for a while, and also wrapped a red envelope of 6,000 yuan to Master Ling.
[Is this a stupid person with a lot of money? The small system is very skeptical.
"Of course, it's not that people are stupid and have a lot of money, it's just that they were all deceived by this old man's model, so they willingly paid the money, and it wasn't necessarily that they paid money, in fact, they just hoped that this old man could take care of their ancestors more when he was below."
Mo Chuchen knew the plans of these colleagues, if it weren't for that, there would be no need for them to stuff so much money over.
[But these 6,000 yuan is too expensive, if you buy a dark coin, you can buy a lot of plates.] Isn't it good to burn it yourself, why do you have to go to such a great length? 】
"Seeing is believing, and hearing is false? Since they all have glasses, they naturally believe that your master has real materials, and there are real people, so why bother to toss around blindly in front of you? ”
After leaving the paper shop with his colleagues.
Mo Chuchen wandered around outside, and after eating and drinking, he returned to the paper shop.
"Hey! I'm back again! ”
"Why young man, do you want to see your relatives too, didn't you refuse before, today's share has been used up, you can come over tomorrow."
Master Ling obviously didn't see how many catties and taels Mo Chucheng, an ordinary young man, was, blindly thinking that he was an ordinary company employee, and he opened his mouth with a shelf.
"Old Ling, he is not an ordinary person, let's stay away from him quickly." The old monster with a double ponytail pulled Master Laling's arm, obviously looking so cute, and his voice was hoarse and ugly when he spoke, like an old lady of sixty or seventy years old.
Master Ling's expression changed, and he looked at the young man in front of him incredulously, his old eyes revealing a sharp luster.
"Are you a youkai too?
What are you doing here?
Are you here to smash the field?
I'm telling you, we're guarded by someone above us, and you don't think anyone can just smash the field. ”
As a human being, Master Ling prefers to look at things with human thinking, and she doesn't bother to put on a good face at Mo Chuchen.
"Wrong! I'm not a monster, 100% human, do you want to inspect the goods? ”
Mo Chuchen sat down unceremoniously on the side of the small square table and calmly stretched out his hand.
"Bang" Master Ling unceremoniously slapped Mo Chuchen's arm away, and said angrily: "Since you don't want to blame, it's a peer, what does it mean to come here?" Is it trying to rob my goblins? ”
Speaking of this, Master Ling's expression became even more hideous, she knew that she would meet a lot of peers with evil intentions in this business, but because of the strength of her partner, she was not able to threaten her for the time being.
"Of course not, don't get me wrong, I'm just here to persuade you not to cheat." Mo Chuchen picked up his mobile phone and shook it, and said seriously: "I have already recorded the incident between you and my colleague with my mobile phone just now, and it's too late to stop now!" What do you think? Little clay figurines? As he spoke, Mo Chuchen looked straight at the goblins beside Master Ling.
The body of the goblin is a small clay figure, because it has been enshrined at the door of the temple all the year round to produce spirituality, but unfortunately, this thing has not become a god, but because of the various greed pollution of believers who come and go, it has become a lively old monster.
"That's not going to work! I haven't paid my seven grandchildren's mortgages yet! When Master Ling heard this, he rejected Mo Chuchen first without waiting for the goblin to answer, and said menacingly: "You just take pictures, it's just a video, who is afraid of you?" Fuck off, don't be with me, or I'll be done with you! ”
"Well, how many sons do you have?" Mo Chuchen didn't expect that this old lady would want to bear the mortgage of her seven grandsons by herself, and she was afraid that the mortgage of her previous son was also resisted by her.
"Five sons, let me tell you, my five sons have good strength, if you don't want to be beaten, just leave obediently."
Master Ling's hands are on his waist, his arrogance is vigorous, and he has no superior temperament at all.
"Please, it's you who do bad things and deceive me, not me, how can I do it?" Mo Chuchen rubbed his temples, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "It seems that I need a little means!" ”
"What are you going to do?"
"Wait! You don't hit people! ”
"Oh my God!"
……。
In the next picture, the small system watched the whole process how the host beat up the little clay figure, and then tied up a whole goblin, and after shooting a confession video, he slowly and leisurely threw the little clay figure to the door of the monster patrol group.
Master Ling, who lost the little clay man, cried and shouted to no avail, and three days later, when Mo Chuchen passed by the paper shop again, Master Ling's paper shop had closed down and turned into a washing, cutting and blowing shop.
"Junhao, you see that the company has been in a recession recently, and the boss has decided to lay off people, you ......." As soon as he arrived in the company, Mo Chuchen received a letter of dismissal from his manager.
"Really?" Mo Chuchen looked at how the company was doing, and it was impossible to be in a recession.
The manager looked left and right, pulled him to the corner, and muttered in a low voice: "It's not all sluggish, did you offend someone?" The boss himself said that he would fire you, and asked someone to bring you a sentence: Young people should not meddle casually, they don't know the height of the sky. ”
"I see!" Mo Chuchen suddenly realized that it was not the Spirit Master he had offended recently: "I didn't expect her to be capable." ”
"I said, 'Who have you offended?' Even the boss can be moved! The manager looked curious, Junhao is not short in his group, although he can't be regarded as an old man, but he is a slippery person, and it is really difficult to see that Junhao did such an offending thing.
"It's nothing, it's just a scam, forget it, just dismiss it." Mo Chuchen has no obsession with the original owner's profession.
"So simply? It's a job of seven or eight thousand a month, do you have any plans after you retire? The manager asked.
"I don't plan to, go home." Mo Chuchen replied casually.