"Cut, you humans are really troublesome, and you have to wear clothes, unlike our cats, which have a layer of fur, but since you use this simulated skeleton, you really have to learn how to dress up or something, otherwise you should be arrested by the police in the world when you go out naked like this." Bluevein lowered his head, looked around at his body, and then frowned and complained.

"Don't talk about going out, if you are seen by someone who lives in the next building, you will probably have to call the police, you can control this simulated body now, right? There are some clothes in the closet in the corner of the house that I usually wear, so go find two and put them on, or my reputation may be ruined. When Blue Stripe complained, Zhang Su had already run to the window, quickly closed the originally open window, and completely closed the curtain of the window by the way, and after confirming that no one saw the situation in his house, he commanded at Blue Stripe, who was already in the simulated body.

"Clothes? This simulacrum of mine is based on the appearance of a woman's body, you are a man, and your clothes will make people feel strange if I wear them, right? Hearing Zhang Su's command, Lan Wen asked with a frown.

"It's not about gender now, it's about being completely naked, you can't be like this all the time, right? Would you like to cover up your body with my clothes temporarily? Tomorrow when the shop opens, I'll go and match you with some women's clothes that are suitable for you. Zhang Su explained.

"Okay, then I'll take your man's clothes first and practice the human dressing method, and then go to wear women's clothes, I heard Ziying say that women in the world are very particular about dressing, and it's much more troublesome than your men's casual dressing habits, I don't know if you understand this man? You must teach me the proper secrets of dressing as a woman. A blue-veined carp turned over and got out of bed, controlled the skeleton to move around the room on all fours, and moved to the front of Zhang Su's wardrobe in a few steps, opened the door of the closet, and asked Zhang Su while looking at the simple and rustic clothes in Zhang Su's closet.

"As a human being, it's the first time I've heard of what secret skills women have in dressing, everyone has a different style of dressing, nothing special about it, it's nothing more than style and color, the style is easy to understand, it's the appearance of the clothes, most of them are linked to the woman's general skeleton body type, and then design different shapes and styles; And the color is better understood, most of the human women like bright and beautiful colors, and men are more inclined to dark colors such as black and gray, of course, not absolutely, but it is basically like this, so as long as the women's clothes you buy meet these two points, there is no problem. Zhang Su explained on the side.

"I see, but I don't like any bright colors, I like black, if I choose anything other than black, it's blue with a similar texture to my cat, which means that if I want to blend in with you humans, I'm going to wear that bright color, right?" Blue Wen stood up, took out a black shirt with a skull ghost head painted on it from the cabinet, and asked Zhang Wei by pointing to the color on the shirt.

"No, no, you can wear whatever color you like

That's it, human beings are a complex and diverse group, occasionally someone has an independent style will not be too much of a problem, tomorrow I will help you to buy clothes, you tell me your preferences, I will choose a few clothes for you according to your preferences that are suitable and do not look alternative, you don't have to worry. Zhang Su shook his head and replied.

"Then do I want to go with you tomorrow?" After Zhang Su answered, Lan Wen nodded with satisfaction and asked.

"Don't, auntie, how do you go out like this? Not to mention that you don't have clothes suitable for going out, you can see from the way you crawl and walk just now that you don't know the basic behavior of human beings at all, if you follow me out like this, we can be in the local news newspaper the next day, so let's teach you some basic rules of behavior for people tonight, you just follow the practice, wait until tomorrow, you continue to practice at my house, and I will take your body size and your preferences to pick out a few clothes for you, let's go separately, and strive to teach you how to behave before I go to the headquarters. Zhang Su replied with a wry smile.

"Well, hmph, if you weren't able to take care of my soul wood, I wouldn't want to be a man, this body is bulky and uncomfortable, how can my cat be comfortable, forget it, don't talk about this, can you wear this dress for me?" After Zhang Su answered, Lan Wen snorted reluctantly, and after a cold snort, it seemed that he could only accept it helplessly, and then handed the black shirt with a skull painted in front of Zhang Su and asked.

"You just wear it, according to the body type, your simulated skeleton is smaller than my body, it may be a little big to wear, it will look like a short one-piece skirt, but it still can't cover the lower half of the body, you can also wear this blue-black jeans in the cupboard, so that you can cover the whole body first." After the blue vein questioned, Zhang Su nodded, then leaned over to the blue vein, raised his hand and took out a pair of pants from the cupboard, and handed it to the blue vein.

"Pants, oh, it's the clothes you humans wear on the lower body, I know this, you were wearing these pants the last time you saw you, black and blue, they look pretty good, so I'll try them." After Zhang Su handed over the pants, Lan Wen looked at the pants in Zhang Su's hand curiously, as if he remembered something, and responded.

"Yes, these are the pants I wore the day I went hunting the Black Soul Guard, but they have been washed, they are clean, you don't have to worry." Zhang Su thought that the blue stripe was afraid that the pants would be dirty, so he looked left and right at the pants, and explained.

"Washed? Do I still have to wash my clothes? Forget it, let's not talk about that, you teach me how to get dressed, I haven't dressed yet. After Zhang Su explained, the blue veins didn't seem to understand very well, and he took the pants in his hand, closed his five fingers stiffly, and asked Zhang Su with a piece of clothing in one hand.

"Okay, then I'll teach you now, but I don't know how to use words to describe the matter of wearing clothes, you look at me, what actions I make, you can do whatever you do, just imitate me and wear it." Zhang Su frowned, originally wanted to use the power of words to explain the essentials of dressing, but after thinking about it for a long time, also

I couldn't organize the language in plain language, so I had to take out a piece of clothing from the closet and demonstrate it to the blue vein.

When Zhang Su demonstrated, Lan Wen first threw his pants aside, held the shirt in front of him with two hands, and stared at Zhang Su's movements with a serious face, as if he was comprehending the essentials.

After Zhang Su's demonstration, Lan Wen recalled Zhang Su's posture of wearing clothes, and put the shirt in his hand on his body little by little, just like the slow-motion playback of a certain camera on TV, but after putting it on for a long time, the shirt was only spinning on his head, and he never wore it on the body.

"Wrong, wrong, there are four holes in the shirt, put your head through the largest opening underneath, then stick it out from the neckline at the top, and then put your two hands out of the two cuffs, so that you can put the shirt on." Seeing that the blue veins were like a deer that had crashed into the cotton, Zhang Su dangled left and right and couldn't find the opening to dress, for fear that it would break something in the house, so he hurriedly followed and stood in front of the blue veins, blushing, clasping the waist of the blue veins with both hands, so that the skeletal body of the blue veins could be stabilized, and then prompted.

"How do I know which neckline and cuffs are, this dress is set to the top of the head, I can't tell which is where, you help me, I seem to be entangled in the clothes." After Zhang Su's prompt, the blue-striped head was stuffed in the clothes and shouted. TV debut

The shirt was not thick, Zhang Su could see the blue stripe from the outside of the shirt, and saw that the blue stripe used the shirt to wrap his neck several times, and then turned down to suffocate himself, secretly snickered, and helped the blue stripe unwind the shirt with his hand, and then helped the blue stripe to put the shirt on his body, just like teaching kindergarten children to dress.

"Ah, I finally breathe comfortable air, why is it so troublesome to wear clothes, it feels much more troublesome than my soul skills." Seeing that the clothes were transmitted to his body, Blue Stripe looked down excitedly to check his body, but complained in his mouth.

"It's because it's the first time you use the human body, and the palm joints are not very adaptable, if you are used to using the limbs and body, it is naturally not difficult to get dressed." Zhang Su looked at the blue stripes of the shirt that had been put on, nodded with satisfaction, and explained.

"Well, I feel that the body of this simulated skeleton is too stiff and difficult to use, not as flexible as our cat body, Zhang Su, if you really become a cat like me, you will understand what I mean." Blue replied with a smile.

"I understand that I don't need to change, I've seen cats pass through some extremely narrow places like flowing water, but now you're turning into a human, so let's continue training, after the shirt is worn, you can continue to wear pants, the pants have three holes, two legs from the big opening at the top, and then extend the legs from the two small openings below, because the blue and black pants are elastic at the waist, and you can tie it to your thin waist without a belt, you can try it like me." Zhang Su nodded, then took out another pair of pants from the closet, and explained while doing a demonstration of wearing pants.

"This seems easy

A little, look at mine. Seeing that Zhang Wei put on his pants easily, Lan Wen nodded, grinned, propped his pants open on the ground, and then stood in on both legs, bending down to lift his pants from his ankles.

"Don't ......, your feet didn't stick out from the two holes below, and if you can't lift it, be careful of tripping ......" Just when the blue stripe lifted his pants, Zhang Su saw the problem in the blue stripe movement at a glance, and hurriedly opened his mouth to stop it.

"Ah......" The action of lifting the pants of the blue stripe was very fast, and before Zhang Su could finish speaking, it suddenly lifted the pants to the waist, but as Zhang Su predicted, the blue stripe stepped on the leg of his trousers, and after lifting the pants hard, the feet were naturally directly brought up by his own strength, one staggered, and the whole body began to lean forward, shouting while pouring.

When the blue vein quickly poured into Zhang Su's arms, Zhang Su had no way to avoid it, so he could only stubbornly hug the body of the blue vein's mimic body, and held the blue vein in his arms, only to stop the posture of the blue vein falling to the ground.

"Don't be clever, you have to do what I teach you, and your legs must stick out from the cuff of your trouser legs one by one." After Blue Stripe stabilized his body, Zhang Su blushed and helped Blue Stripe up from his arms, and reprimanded Blue Stripe in an extremely gentle voice.

"Okay, I know, it seems that being a man is really troublesome, I really don't know how you have persevered until now." Blue Wen didn't seem to care about hugging Zhang, and said with resentment on his face.

"Habit becomes natural, just like you dare to climb from the bottom of the building to my house with a cat body, if I become a cat body to do it, I don't dare, but if I do it after a few practices, then I will not be afraid to climb the wall of these dozens of stories in the future." Zhang Su smiled and comforted.

"Okay, then I'll try again." After Zhang Su's comfort, Lan Wen seemed to understand what Zhang Su meant, nodded his head, and began to put on his pants again according to Zhang Su's previous instructions.

One night is not long, it is not short, for Zhang Su, this night is actually very short, because after he taught the blue veins a few times, he fell asleep and fell asleep, almost without any strength, after a traceless dream, it was the next day.

For Blue Lines, this night was simply a practice, a nightmare, dozens or hundreds of times of continuous practice, and finally succeeded in putting on and taking off clothes freely before dawn the next day, and behaved a little like a person.

"Well...... isn't it dawn yet? Oh, by the way, I closed the curtains last night and the light didn't get in, well, it should be early in the morning. Zhang Su's biological clock was still on time, he opened his eyes as soon as it was dawn, looked at the direction of the window in a daze, and saw that there was no bright light into the house, thinking that he had insomnia, and then rubbed his eyes, and found that the curtains were closed, and he looked outside through the curtains with his soul eyes, and saw that it was already a sunny day, so he was sure that it had reached the beginning of the morning.

"Uh...... Blue veins? I'll go, Bluevein, what are you doing on me, I said, how do I feel like I'm being pressed by something, I thought the ghost was pressing the bed. "Knowing it's dawn

Zhang Su wanted to get up and buy women's clothes for Blue Lines, but just as Zhang Su wanted to support his body with both hands, he felt that something seemed to be pressing on his chest, making it difficult for him to get up. TVmobile/

"Hmm...... Well...... The human stomach is also so comfortable. Zhang Su's voice seemed to be noisy to the blue lines in his sleep, but the blue lines smacked his mouth twice in a daze, and continued to fall asleep while talking in his dreams.

"This ......, if I hadn't strengthened my body when I practiced the Body Soul Technique, the weight of this simulated skeleton would have crushed me to death, and this blue stripe still seems to think of itself as a cat, and the whole body curls up on my chest and belly and sleeps, it's really heavy." Zhang Su looked at Meng's blue lines, whispered with a bitter face, and then tried to turn on the body soul technique, raised his hand to lift the blue lines up, and after pulling out, he put the naked blue lines back on the bed, and by the way, he also covered the blue lines with a layer of quilt that was not thin or thick, and then washed up, and went out to buy women's clothes for the blue lines.

"To be honest, if I want to prepare all the clothes for the blue scarf, it may not be too easy for me to go by myself, after all, underwear, underwear, and bras are also to be bought, how can I get into that kind of store? I'm so ashamed. After Zhang Su went out, he stood downstairs and pondered.

"Hey, Brother Zhang, do you know that I'm looking for you? Why did you come out to meet me early? Just as Zhang Su was thinking, Qu Zhiru walked to Zhang Su's side at some point and asked.

"Wow, Sister Zhiru, scare me." Hearing someone ask, Zhang Su was shocked back to reality from his thoughts, and said after exclaiming.

"What's wrong, Brother Zhang? Am I doing something wrong? Seeing Zhang Su's surprised look, Qu Zhiru looked at her body in confusion and asked.

"Ah, no...... No ......, I think things are stunned, what's wrong Zhiru, are you here to find me? After Qu Zhiru asked, Zhang Su scratched his head and explained with a smile twice, and then asked.

"Yes, Brother Zhang, this weekend, several of my activity classes happened to be suspended today, I want to ask Brother Zhang to go out to play, I feel that since that porridge delivery, I haven't seen Brother Zhang for a long time, Zhiru misses her brother a little." Qu Zhiru put her hands behind her back and said with a red face.

"Isn't Dad home again?" Zhang Su asked.

"Well, I just left more than a month ago, saying that the company asked for a business trip, it seems that I went to South Africa, and it will take two or three months to come back." Qu Zhiru explained truthfully.

"Well, it's true that I haven't seen Sister Zhiru for a few months, and I feel that Sister Zhiru has grown up again, and she is getting more and more beautiful." Zhang thought that Qu Zhiru was depressed at home, so he came to find him, but because of the ghost banquet, he did not see Qu Zhiru for a while, looked at Qu Zhiru around, raised his hand to stroke Qu Zhiru's little head, and praised like an elder brother.

"What's the matter, is Brother Zhang praising me? So shy, that, Zhang Su

Brother, do you want to hang out with Zhiru? After Zhang Su praised him, Qu Zhiru asked again.

"Where does Zhiru want to go?" Zhang Su pondered for a moment and asked back.

"Zhiru can go anywhere, Brother Zhang is sure of it." After Zhang Su asked, Qu Zhiru did not say where she was going, but replied with a shy face.

"So, Zhiru, would you like to go shopping, let's go shopping, right?" After Qu Zhiru answered, Zhang Su seemed to have figured out something, and asked excitedly.

"Shopping? Well, I like to go shopping. Qu Zhiru nodded equally excitedly, as if Zhang Su had said the answer in her heart.

"Okay, then let's go shopping, go to Wanmao, by the way, pick up the things you girls use, and you will give me some advice when the time comes." Seeing that Qu Zhiru did not object, Zhang Su pulled Qu Zhiru to the direction of the bus station, preparing to take the bus to the largest shopping mall in Daoqi City to help Blue Stripe buy clothes.

"Something for girls?" Qu Zhiru blushed and looked at Zhang Su, thinking that Zhang Su was going to buy her something, and muttered quietly.

(End of chapter)