Chapter 69: Cat and Mouse
"You...... I told you not to cry, why do you still cry, can't you do anything other than cry? Woman, are you still crying now? Do you want to cry until you want to cry like a flood? I still want to cry the Great Wall in the wood pulp, I'm not your Qin Shi Huang, why do you have to cry so much, forget it, hurry up and listen to me, or I can't help it! ”
Zhao Yijing was so angry that he couldn't speak for a while, he didn't expect this woman to use tears to conquer her at the most critical time, knowing that she had no way to blame her at this time, because any result of the blame would make him feel sad.
It's so annoying, it's like I'm being defeated by myself. In any case, don't let his lonely plan succeed.
Then continue to pretend to be a villain, who told that things have not gone on beyond such an interesting thing as he imagined.
He took a deep breath and continued to say viciously: "Now I believe in your sportsmanship, then from tonight onwards we will be called tied together, so that it is a grasshopper in a boat, I won't you just move, if you move, I have to move, so you think about this point clearly, don't let me do anything that disappoints me, OK?" ”
Gu Ruxi nodded again and again, "Don't worry, I will never say it, in the future you will find out how a person with the spirit of contract I am, and it is very pleasant to cooperate with me, you can rest assured, I will use my time to prove to tell you my integrity, of course, you will tell me according to your integrity, I believe you are a trustworthy man." ”
She secretly breathed a sigh of relief, in fact, she didn't have to worry too much, did she?
No matter what, everything is very afraid to happen, so the sycophants will still shoot loudly, and after the ringing, it's easy to say a word, isn't it a smile or a smile?
Thinking that this man really understood what he meant, he felt that he was completely safe or relieved at this moment, but he didn't expect that what would happen next here would be dumbfounded and caught off guard.
"Then you're sorry, in order to show your sincerity, please put a stamp on my face." The path expresses his thoughts in unfazed language.
But before she could calm down, the man's movements on her body frightened her heart wildly.
"You want to go back on your word, aren't you a very gentlemanly man? Why do you want to do such a dirty thing at this time, am I misjudging you? Gu Ruxi shouted.
"Is your sincerity just so little, but put a seal on your face, which contract doesn't need to be stamped, not even a stamped contract, that's a piece of waste paper, even a contract that is not as good as waste paper, what kind of things do you give?"
Zhao Yijing is definitely one level higher than Gu Ruxi in terms of language logic.
The so-called road is one foot high, and the magic is one foot high, but this is the explanation.
He absolutely grasped him realistically, nothing would go beyond the scope of his imagination, and if he wanted to escape from the palm of the Buddha in front of him, it would be a refugee.
Gu Ruxi was shocked, she was excluded at this time, but she was nervous and stamped directly on that person's forehead, this contract is known, there is such an unbelievable thing in God,
Gu Ruxi never expected it.
"Okay, our contract has dropped like this, so we can start to carry it out if we don't continue, from this day we start to merge this contract, we have been completely each other's partners, the usual partners mean a lot of things, we don't need to be heart-to-heart, many things we have to know, so I hope you don't hide a lot of things from me, of course, the things I should let you know will naturally let you know."
Gu Ruxi smiled: "Hero, hero, big brother, I really don't want to know a lot of things, I am busy with a lot of things every day, so my business is to tell you if I know things, you really don't need to tell me, my head is really limited, and when I was a child, the teacher told me that my head belongs to the head of a fish, and I only have a memory of three or seven seconds, don't tell me if it's good."
Zhao Yijing looked at his smile unfairly, he felt that this matter was really the beginning of anything, and if he couldn't solve this point, then he was still in vain.
"Our agreement is very complete, our activities have begun, and now I have to issue you a request or an order now."
"What does this mean? In the middle of the night, I want to issue another explanation, don't forget, we are just the spirit of the cooperation contract, that is to say, we are fair cooperation, we are equal, no one gives orders to whom, since you suddenly want to order me what it means, because you are my boss, my boss, my boss, it seems unlikely, if this is the condition you want to talk about, then I don't think this possibility is very likely. She yelled in disgust.
This completely annoyed Gu Ruxi.
The dead woman only knew that he was on fire, and he was thinking that Gu Ruxi was sent by God to anger him.
However, seeing her such a young and stupid appearance, Zhao Yijing couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips slightly.
The reason why Disney's cat and mouse game has become a classic is that it makes sense because it exists, and there are some things that don't need to be rushed.
The game has just begun
Of course Gu Ruxi will not be stupid, he has his own principles in everything, he will not compromise with him so easily, even if they are partners now, but they know that many things are not suitable for the relationship between the upper and lower sides.
Zhao Yijing's gaze couldn't help but sink slightly, and he strode to the sofa on the right, and sure enough, the woman was sitting there with a straight face.
"OK, woman, even if you win, but you have to remember that your current seal is already on my face, but some contracts you may not know, there is a copy of the contract, then I tell you that the copy is this contract, I am Party A, you are Party B, so Party A has the final say in all contracts, don't you know that this is also a rule?"
But...... Gu Ruxi felt that her blood pressure was starting to soar again.
At this time, she was still calculating her, it was simply pervasive, and she couldn't help but clasp her hands.
Gu Ruxi hurriedly put a down jacket on herself, because at this time, she knew that something might happen when this man broke out, so this down jacket could be regarded as a self-defense.
Why is she dressed like this, the long chain of the elongated down jacket is pulled, and only a small head is exposed on her body, does she really think that she is a jackal beast!
"You start today, and now Party A has the final say, so I need you to do something now!" He commanded coldly.
His figure was tall, close to a height of one meter nine, Gu Ruxi stood beside him, and suddenly felt that Mount Tai was pressed and oppressed.
"What moth do you come up with now, and what do you come up with?" She was very unwilling in her heart.
"Now go cook me noodles." He yelled at her.
"What?" Gu Ruxi was a little suspicious that she had misheard, "It's almost three o'clock in the morning." ”
"What you heard is not wrong at all, your husband is hungry now, so you must fulfill the essence of being a wife now, now I need a bowl of noodles, and it is made by your own hands, this noodles must be made by yourself, and you must not let others replace them."
Zhao Yijing's attitude was very bad to scare her.
Gu Ruxi held her breath, he was clearly deliberately embarrassing her!
Zhao Yijing saw that she didn't seem to be happy, and immediately darkened his face: "It seems that we have no chance to cooperate." ”
Gu Ruxi's mouth opened slightly, why didn't she think that Zhao Yijing was such a narrow-minded person, and it was simply incredible, it was simply a villain's move.
"What kind of person do you think of me, you treat me like a slave, do you know what kind of role you married back, you really imagined me too well, I tell you that I have never cooked for anyone else to eat, you are still the first one, you are proud of the honor."
She gritted her teeth, said hatefully, and walked towards the door.
Zhao Yijing looked at her back, and did not forget to add a sentence behind her back: "My appetite is more diar, I want to put more pepper, the pepper should be put and the powder should not be too even, and then put the chili powder chili powder, a little bit when it is cooked, don't start when it is not cooked, and put soy sauce and soy sauce, if I touch the type first, it is generally better to put two or three drops a little bit, and then add a drop of sesame oil It will be better, it is best to put a few fat sausages on it, you must do it according to my taste, This is the best to eat, the noodles only need to be cooked for one minute, and one more minute is not delicious, you must protect the heat, you must be clear about this. ”
"Why are you so troublesome, these have to be said so clearly, you just go to the royal art to do it for you, I'm just strengthening the grass, you just made me a group of men all of a sudden, it's impossible, congratulations on you can't eat the bowl of noodles you imagined today, I can only eat clear water and white rice balls, you don't do it or you don't pull it down."
Zhao Yijing smiled and said: "It seems that the spirit of the contract is here, it seems that we still have to talk about it, should we have the spirit of the contract to do this, what should we do now?" Now there is nothing that can make us trust each other, not a bowl of noodles, to prove your sincerity, then it seems that there is no room for negotiation in this matter. ”
"Do it now, you wait...... Don't blame me for being unpalatable! ”
"Don't worry, no matter what kind of taste you make, I will definitely eat it cleanly, but you must do what I say, and if you don't, then I will give you a corresponding punishment......"
"Why don't you call Zhou Papi? I want to eat chicken in the middle of the night! ”
"The matter between husband and wife is a matter of course. You don't need to be like this Angry Birds, you will slowly get used to it later. ”
"I ...... No! You've gone too far! ”
"I'm really hungry."
“……”
Gu Ruxi clenched the doorknob and closed it heavily, he felt that if he stayed for a second, he would have a feeling of confidence, this madman was completely torturing himself to eat this and eat that at once, and he ate so tricky, he thought he was a royal chef.
It's too much.
It's really not right with him, staying in this home, sooner or later he will be tossed to the day when he will never come out!
Bear with it, bear with it again, and look for an opportunity to turn it around...... There will be such a day!