Chapter 719: Goblin Society

For the ongoing thinking and reflection on the panda people's side, as well as the righteousness of this national fortune and that nation, Heisuo chaebol does not care.

You people are tired of living, unhappy, with a straight face every day, and a bitter and hateful appearance, so I don't like to talk to you.

Well, the goblins only care about how much money they make now.

The Titan is on top, and the scale of this new market in the Pandaria continent is simply crazy!

That is, because free trade is strictly prohibited, otherwise with the bottomless and immoral character of this group of goblins, they will properly do business to the Demon Gu Clan, and even the praying mantis demon, which is something that you don't have to think about.

"You are a qualified arms dealer only if you sell weapons to the enemies of your own country. ”

Well, look at the wise words of the goblins, and you will understand better how they will do it, not to mention the Shaohao Dynasty, which has nothing to do with them.

However, they didn't dare to disobey the Titan's ban, nor did they dare to violate the rules of the game of the old hooligan club of the Great Powers, so forget about the mantis demon and the demon gu, this business can't be done, the cost is too great.

However, while the other goblin consortia have not yet noticed this new market, the Heso chaebol is now desperate, using its strength to eat milk, frantically carrying out mainland-wide promotion, and striving to sell more products before competitors appear.

Nowadays, every TV channel in the Pandaria continent will broadcast an advertisement for a goblin product at the end of the program, or directly promote a certain product in the program.

Ad placement, this is a shameless trick that Black Cord learned from the old Titan hooligan Sarodar.

This kind of brainwashing propaganda that cannot be prevented,Subtly affecting every audience,Although every time I look at it is extremely boring,But this is also an alternative impression,Let them mention a certain aspect in their lives,They can't help but think of the corresponding products of goblins。

This is the war of capital, this is the victory without gunpowder, human rights and respect are trampled on even more severely in this invisible war, at least the war of hot weapons is really fought with real knives and guns, if you surrender, maybe people will not kill you, and TV advertising is simply coercive.

Hesso took this idea to heart and engraved it on the base of the monument in the central square of Hesso, the floating island of Kalimdor Continent III.

Oh, this monument is a long story, this thing is the super super bomb "Little Fat Dun" created by the goblins during the expedition to the Outland World and the Void War, and it is also the big bomb that the Titan God Emperor called the special nuclear bomb of the world of Azeroth.

People all over the world are convinced by the crazy nature of the goblin race, yes, yes, you are the most bullish, we can't compare, and we are convinced.

Their neurotic character of not blowing everyone up in the sky, making them feel uncomfortable, and never giving up, is simply going to kill them.

If something goes wrong with the engineering products of the gnomes, it usually has the opposite effect, such as the world amplifier, if it goes wrong, once you use it on one of your sensitive parts, you will be pleasantly surprised to find that it gets bigger... Ahem.

But the goblins' engineering products, no matter what they are used for, as long as they are made by mistake, the only consequence is an explosion.

This is more grassy eggs, you said that if you build a mechanical goggles, it may explode, and you still wear a milk!

Well, to get back to the point, the super bomb that was originally intended to be used to blow up the Void Lord didn't come in handy in the end, but it couldn't be wasted.

In the spirit of slamming the door for money, the goblin profiteers of the Heso chaebol transported the super bomb from the cursed land back to the continent of Kalimdor, and finally pulled it back to Hesuo City on the third floating island, and then they felt that it was also too wasteful to eat ashes in the warehouse, so this group of goblins who had nothing to do when they were full of food and support, they built a huge steel base in the square in the center of the city, and pulled out the super bomb and put it on it as a monument.

The people who eat melons from all walks of life got the news that the melon skin was fried.

What kind of race, how crazy does this have to be, to make a superbomb a city monument???

Aren't they afraid of a sudden explosion that will blow up the entire No. 3 Floating Island!

Well, Boss Hu, who lives next door, is quite scared, but the goblins are not afraid.

Not only are they not afraid, but they have also carried out a series of artistic decorations and processing of this super bomb.

First of all, the base is inlaid with gold, inlaid with a full layer of pure gold, quack vulgar, vulgar and broken the sky, a circle of high-power marquee lights is also installed around the base, and at night it begins to shoot out colorful light pollution that blinds the dog's eyes, and the speed of color change is also rapid, and it hurts for a year, and it will never suffer.

This is not the end, and then this group of neurotic goblin buddies spent a lot of money to invite a group of famous art sculptors in the elven society, and asked them to carve gorgeous and noble reliefs on the surface of the bomb, without losing the graceful connotation and artistic sense.

Elven Artist: WRNMMP! What kind of bullshit is this! Gorgeous, noble, extravagant, without losing grace and artistic sense? Are you here to fuck us two calves? Are you here to insult us steel-willed artists?

Goblin brother: Don't talk nonsense, just make a price, and Kaka will transfer money to you.

Elven Artist: Boss, wait a minute, we'll get to work.

In the end, the elf buddies completed their work, this gorgeous, noble and extravagant without losing the graceful connotation and artistic sense, it should or may not be achieved, but it can be regarded as a way out.

On the front of the bomb, the facial features of a complete and incomparably detailed smiling goblin come to life, and around the goblin skull is carved a series of ancient royal elf court patterns, and the goblins have decorated some glowing wires and pipes on the lines.

Standing at a distance, it is simply a blasphemy against art.

But don't mention it, this somewhat distorted bomb square has slowly turned into a special attraction, a favorite tourist attraction for crazy people from all walks of life.

The goblins of the various groups of chaebols seem to have reached a rare agreement in this regard, regardless of which consortium or company the goblins are, they all think that the bomb square is their glory, the holy place in their hearts.

When the ancestors saw this scene, if they knew something, they would have smiled with relief.

Every day, goblins from all over the world come to worship, like brainwashed cultists.

Either stand in front of the bomb and talk to yourself, or rush up and kiss that round super atomic bomb.

"Goblin technology, shocking!"

Well, maybe they shook not only people's hearts, but also their own lives.