Chapter 758: IQ Declines
When Wu Yunzhao and Yang Simian were talking, Gu Qianshan didn't say a word.
After Yang Simian left, Gu Qianshan couldn't help but get angry when he saw Wu Yunzhao's smile and the smug appearance of the spring breeze, and said sourly: "Boss, isn't your mouth stiff?" I heard that laughing too much is easy to get wrinkles. Be careful. ”
Wu Yunzhao held his face and said with a smile: "In front of such a handsome guy, how can you be embarrassed to keep a straight face and not smile." Wrinkles are nothing, just take care of them more. Turning around in place, looking very happy, he jumped to Gu Qianshan's side, bumped his shoulder, and said, "What do you think of him?" A gentle and considerate, thoughtful middle-aged handsome uncle. ”
Gu Qianshan was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched, and said lightly: "Boss, you told me before that you don't look for someone who is too good-looking, this person is too good-looking and does not meet your standards." ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "The standard can be changed." You say, is he handsome? ”
Gu Qianshan said: "The old paper is 10,000 times more handsome than him." I don't want to be without silver here, so I said truthfully: "Handsome, very handsome, the kind that can be a big star." ”
Wu Yunzhao was overjoyed and said with a smile: "I think so too." Handsome, mature, hee-hee, hey, you say, are we done? ”
Gu Qianshan calmed down the old vinegar surging in his heart, and said indifferently: "This is not good. After all, it is an ancient person, subtle, and the development is not so fast. Also, the little sect leader looks good, they have been together for so long, can you guarantee that the two of them are nothing? Boss, you take it easy, don't be a third. ”
Wu Yunzhao flattened his mouth, blinked, and said in a low voice: "You ask me, if he is single, I will do it." If he had a master, I'd forget it. Go, go. ”
Gu Qianshan really wanted to shout: "Lao Paper is such a handsome guy in front of him, do you have to look at the little white face and blind eyes?" But he didn't dare to be presumptuous, still kept a calm expression, and said, "Boss, it's not good." Just one day after entering the house, let's pry the corner of the wall, not authentic. Besides, you should be reserved, don't be like a wolf, like a tiger, and scare people away. Slowly, slowly. ”
Wu Yunzhao pulled over the stool and sat down, nodded and said, "What you said makes sense." patted his heart, laughed in a low voice, and said: "When I think of his face, the old lady's little heart is puffing and puffing, well, I must have met true love." Haha, the order is about to be taken off. ”
Gu Qianshan squinted at Wu Yunzhao, who was trembling with flowers and branches, and said in his heart: "The hearts of the living are all puffed and puffed, beating hundreds of times a day, hum, the heart of the flower is a big radish." Then he thought that he was not qualified to interfere with other people's free love, and his heart was full of bitterness, and he didn't want to look at the "hateful" woman to become a nymphomaniac, yawned, and said: "Boss, I'm sleepy, sleep for a while, and call me when you eat." "Got up, threw himself on the bed, pulled up the quilt, and covered himself whole.
Wu Yunzhao looked at the bulging quilt, secretly amused, and said in his heart: "I don't have a little ambition, it's not refreshing!" He responded with a smile and hummed a minor tune, and his voice was like the song of a yellow warbler in spring, joyful and pleasant.
Gu Qianshan plugged his ears in the dark quilt, and cursed the little white face over and over again: wrestling and disfigurement, drinking water and stuffing his teeth, eating fish stuck in the ••••••, falling asleep in a daze, and sinking in the sea of vinegar in his dreams.
I don't know how much time passed, Gu Qianshan sat up. The quilt slipped off his body, revealing his messy hair and resentful face.
He scratched his face and muttered, "The dreams are gone." Twisting his face to look inside, he saw that there was no one else but himself. The door was closed, and so were the windows.
opened his mouth wide, took a breath, Gu Qianshan suddenly felt empty in his heart, as if he had been abandoned, angrily kicked off the quilt pressed on his legs and feet, got out of bed, swayed and walked two steps, stopped and stood still, dazed, confused.
The stomach suddenly growled and gurgled.
Hunger pangs hit.
He licked his lips, Nunu's mouth, and complained, "You don't even ask me to eat." Hmph, you must have been fascinated by the little white face. Damn, damnable. "Stomping your feet to vent your anger.
The hunger pangs are getting worse.
He sighed heavily, and said in his heart, "I still have to eat." "Quickly pick yourself up, lift your spirits, and push the door out with an attitude of not showing weakness.
To his surprise, Wu Yunzhao was sitting at the stone table in the courtyard, holding a pen and writing something.
Gu Qianshan walked over, and his heart went up and down: "I didn't hear what I said just now." Secretly looked at Wu Yunzhao's expression, and saw that her expression was as usual, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Boss, why don't you ask me to eat?" ”
Wu Yunzhao didn't raise his head, and his subordinates didn't stop, and replied: "Someone sleeps like a pig, and he can't wake up, so he can only go." ”
Gu Qianshan scratched his head and said, "Is there one?" ”
Wu Yunzhao said lightly: "Question me? ”
Gu Qianshan smiled: "Don't dare." ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "There is someone from the Fire Spirit Sect at the door, go and talk to him, the meal will be there in a while." ”
Gu Qianshan said "oh" and did as he was told.
He returned to the table, sat down as well, looked at Wu Yunzhao, who was writing seriously, and asked, "Boss, do you write cheats?" ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "Yes." When you were sleeping, I had already discussed it with Guo Lifei. ”
Gu Qianshan exclaimed: "What? Done discussing? ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "It's just to deal with Shi Long, it's not a big deal, and it's over in three or two sentences." What's all the fuss. ”
Gu Qianshan pursed his lips, couldn't help but look back at the direction of the door, didn't see Yang Simian's figure, and said in his heart: "What about the little white face?" Pretending to be casual, he asked, "Boss, what about Protector Yang?" You're writing cheats here, and he doesn't even look at it? ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "He has things to be busy with. ”
Gu Qianshan looked at the door again, and seeing that no one else was coming, he asked in a low voice, "Boss, have you launched an attack on Yang Protector?" ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "It has been launched." The tone was still indifferent.
Gu Qianshan's heart tightened, forced to remain calm, and asked, "What is the result?" ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "He has a sweetheart." ”
When Gu Qianshan heard this, his heart was full of joy: "Little white face, Lao Tzu thanks you for your eighteenth generation ancestors." Taking advantage of Wu Yunzhao's lack of raising his head, he pressed his cheeks with both palms, suppressed his joy, and said softly: "Boss, is your heart hurting?" Do you want to be comforted? ”
Wu Yunzhao kept writing, and said lightly: "Heartache? Why do I have heartache? Why do we need comfort? ”
Gu Qianshan said: "I finally fell in love with a man, but I couldn't get it, can you feel good in your heart?" Let's talk to each other, boldly express what you really think in your heart. Cry if you want to, I won't laugh at you. ”
Wu Yunzhao happened to be full of paper at this time. She put down the brush, picked up the black and white paper, dried the ink on it, put the paper aside, pressed it, looked at Gu Qianshan, and said slowly: "I can't get him because he was never mine." If you don't get it, you can't talk about losing, and he is empty to me. In the face of emptiness, I naturally don't have heartache, I don't need comfort, I don't feel uncomfortable, and I don't cry? ”
Gu Qianshan's brain was dazed when he heard this, he was stunned for a while, scratched his head, and said, "Boss, your logic is too strong, are you sure you have the heart to develop a relationship?" Everything is empty, are you going to become a Buddha? ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "I don't become a Buddha, how can I think of a man when I become a Buddha." I still have to find a good man to make sauce and make a child. ”
When Gu Qianshan heard this, he couldn't breathe well, he choked on his own saliva, coughed again and again, cocked his thumb, and praised: "You can do it, amazing, amazing." Then he thought that the superficial relationship between the two of them was husband and wife, and he asked in surprise: "Boss, are you attacking as a married woman?" ”
Wu Yunzhao snickered: "Silly hat." I can't see this little trick, and my IQ has really dropped a lot. But he didn't show it, and said, "Of course not, I'm not a slut." I'll explain to him first, that I'm fake with you. ”
Gu Qianshan nodded, and he was very concerned about the word "fake".
At this time, the Fire Spirit Sect brought the food.
Gu Qianshan thanked him, picked up the rice bowl, picked up the chopsticks, and said while eating: "Boss, you told him the truth, then in front of him, will we continue to pretend?" ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "He promised to keep it secret." No matter what time we have in the future, we will continue to pretend until I really meet a good man. ”
Gu Qianshan said: "A good man is right in front of you, can you regain your sight quickly?" "But I think I still have a chance and I'm in a good mood, but I don't have the courage to tell the truth, and I think it's good to maintain the status quo.
He thought that as long as he didn't confess, he wouldn't be rejected by Wu Yunzhao. As long as he is not rejected by Wu Yunzhao, he will not become "empty", and he can continue to deceive himself and others while pretending to deceive others---- Wu Yunzhao is his.