To touch or not to touch, that's a real question.

Hua Xiaoman followed him all the way, staring at his glittering buttocks and making it difficult.

If this is like Fu Youcai's stupidity, he slapped a few times, got angry again, and got a treasure, but the one in front of him is polite and personable, the key is that although he dislikes her, he didn't say anything unpleasant, but it seems that he was entangled by her.

It's hard to start.

"If I don't touch it, he has a crush on me?"

"I touched it, what else can he do with me?"

Just do it, Hua Xiaoman pretended to step on the stone, and suddenly rushed forward, a pair of fleshy hands landed accurately on the buttocks of the brocade-clothed young man, and ten fingers spontaneously retracted and pinched.

The young man jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and looked at the fat woman on the ground with a red face.

"You, you, what are you doing?"

Hua Xiaoman lay on the ground, buried his face in his arms, and smiled triumphantly: It's over.

It's a pity that the elasticity is average, and there is a lack of exercise, teenager.

"Fu, Fu Xiaoman?"

The young man looked at her motionless, and took two steps closer, "You, you, what's wrong with you?" ”

Hua Xiaoman couldn't help laughing, raised his head, and said pitifully: "I'm sorry, I bumped into you, right?" I didn't mean to, this, the dew was too slippery. ”

In this way, the young man is not to blame.

He frowned strangely, didn't say anything more, turned and walked down the mountain.

Hua Xiaoman didn't care about the pain in his body, and immediately got up and chased down the mountain.

"Hey, you wait for me, I, I'm lost."

The more he shouted, the more he ran, and the young man in brocade flew down the mountain.

Hua Xiaoman ran slowly with two hundred catties of meat, and she didn't catch up, she patted her thigh in annoyance, "It's a pity that treasure chest!" ”

When she had rested and gone down the mountain, the sun was already rising, and it was almost noon, and there were many pedestrians on the street, most of them curly-haired women, who looked at her with disdain, and some of them glanced at her blatantly and smiled.

Were the ancients so uncity-free? It's a village, look down and don't look up, is this Chiguoguo's contempt really good?

In the end, they are all tool people, and they are all stupid.

Hua Xiaoman smiled at them heartlessly and continued to walk home.

"Cheap hooves!"

With a roar of the Hedong lion, Hua Xiaoman subconsciously raised his feet and ran.

The old woman in the flower dress with a snarky face chased after her, relying on her size, she caught up after a while, grabbed her by the collar, and the slap that covered her face fell.

"Cheap hoof, you dare to hit your brother? Yes? You are not small, even your brother dares to fight? Did you even dare to beat your mother? ”

Damn, this is my mother? After, right?

Hua Xiaoman took advantage of her breathing to twist her body and break out of her claws.

"Huh? Dare to resist? Are you really good at it? Get on my knees! ”

The old woman in the flower dress hung a pair of half-cut eyebrows, her thin lips flew up and down, and the spitting stars smashed to the ground, smashing out one pit after another.

"Wait a minute, you must have a reason to hit me?"

"You dare to beat your own brother, isn't that a reason?"

Hua Xiaoman glanced at Fu Youcai, who was supported by a woman with a national character face, and couldn't help laughing, "You ask him, who made the first move yesterday?" He hit me, can I not fight back? I'm embarrassed that he can't beat me? ”

Fu Youcai grinned and said, "Can't beat it?" I, I don't care about you! I won't be able to beat you? ”

Hua Xiaoman stared at him menacingly, taking a step forward, as if he was going to fight again.

Fu Youcai was about to retreat subconsciously, but was grabbed by the woman with a Chinese character face beside him, glanced at him with disgust, and whispered: "There is a mother, what are you afraid of?" ”

The old woman in the flower dress stepped forward, "What do you want?" ”

Hua Xiaoman retreated and smiled, "Okay, you beat me, then you are embarrassed to say that you were beaten by me?" ”

Fu Youcai was a little speechless for a moment, he already had a bit of a look, but now his cheeks were red, adding a bit of style, which was pleasing to the eye.

Hua Xiaoman looked at him with a smile, "Is that okay?" I went back. ”

"Wait."

The woman with the national character face stepped forward, "Sister, the eldest sister-in-law is like a mother, I will say it directly, my mother wants to beat you today for two reasons, one is that you are not filial to your father and mother, you cook meat and drink soup at home, but you are reluctant to give a piece of bone to your mother's family, which is really unfilial." The second is—"

"Whew!"

Hua Xiaoman interrupted her, "I hunted a wild boar in my husband, and I was divided by you for half of it, how can I be filial?" Are you leeches? Living by sucking human blood? We can't suck you to death if we don't suck you to death? ”

The crowd of onlookers let out a burst of snickering and discussion.

The woman with a national character face ignored her stubble, and looked at the onlookers with a little pride, "Mother wants to beat you, and there are two, that is, because you don't abide by women's morals, you hook up with Zhu Xiucai from our village again and again, and even, even, just blocked him in the woods with unclothed clothes......"

The onlookers let out a burst of laughter, with Fu Xiaoman's virtue, even if he stripped naked in front of Zhu Xiucai, he was afraid that he would not take a look.

The woman with a national character face glanced at her proudly, and added, "You are really embarrassed by the Fu family like this, how can you let the second sister marry?" ”

"Damn little prodigal hoof!"

When the old woman in the flower dress heard the words and was about to fight again, Hua Xiaoman raised her hand, "Wait!" ”

"I blocked Zhu Xiucai? Which eye do you see? ”

"I've seen it in every eye!"

"You're stalking me? Didn't you fall in love with my father-in-law Cai Changru? ”

"Fart! Who looks up to that poor hunter! Besides, I don't have time to follow you. ”

"That's why you're following Zhu Xiucai? You are a married woman, what are you doing with Zhu Xiucai all day long? ”

Hua Xiaoman looked at Cui's with a smile, "What, isn't it that you, a half-old, also want to deliver to the door?" ”

The face of the woman with the national character face finally changed, "Nonsense, who, who followed him?" ”

"If you don't follow him, how do you know that I follow him?"

The woman finally couldn't help but "spit", and shouted in a sharp voice: "I see, you have entered the forest one after the other, and you have come out one after the other, what else do you have to say?" ”

This thin voice is a little familiar.

Hua Xiaoman was about to scold, but the woman with the national character face didn't give her a chance to breathe, looked at the old woman in flower clothes and said: "Mother, the second sister in the family is beautiful and sensible, and it is the age of the kiss, it could have been said that it was given to the Zhu family Xiucai, but the eldest sister was so messed up, how can the second sister and Zhu Xiucai say kiss?" ”

As soon as the old woman was instigated, she immediately jumped up, and slapped Hua Xiaoman, Hua Xiaoman didn't dare to slack off, and quickly dodged away.

"You are a cheap embryo, who can't hook up, but you hook up with Zhu Xiucai?"

"Mother, the eldest sister is already married to the Cai family, how can she still hook up with others?"

"Ah, yes, I forgot that you ugly woman is married! is married, how can you still think about Zhu Xiucai? Zhu Xiucai's family is the richest man in our village, and he is the only Xiucai literati, what can you think of this pig? You're so good, how can your sister kiss him? I knew that you were so faceless and skinless, and you should have been stuffed in the well when you were born! ”

The old woman chased Hua Xiaoman while scolding, and Hua Xiaoman surrounded a big tree with a thick bowl mouth, and dodged with difficulty.

She couldn't run anymore, so she stopped suddenly, and with a stomach puff up at the old woman who bumped into her, she immediately pushed her to the ground.

Fat is good.

"You! You even dare to do it with your mother? ”

The old woman sat on the ground and looked at Hua Xiaoman in disbelief, who raised his hands and refused to touch the porcelain.

"Everyone saw it, I didn't do it, I just couldn't run, you bumped into it yourself."

Regardless of the old woman gritting her teeth and cursing, she immediately turned her head to look at the woman with a Chinese face, "What did my sister-in-law do on the mountain early this morning?" Who is the man who went into the forest with you, do you want me to say? ”