No wonder my waist hurts for a long time, it's not that the ability doesn't work, but that my grandmother is constantly squeezing sperm in the air. Even if you are thousands of miles away, the fi radiation range is so far.

Cut people in the temple and take sperm thousands of miles away. My grandmother is still my grandmother.

Li Xianyu covered his face silently.

He sat cross-legged on the bed, practicing breath and breathing, and the central air conditioner on the left wall whirred to deliver cold air, and the air purifier was built into the air conditioner to filter out the toxic haze in the atmosphere. So that the bloodlines can breathe out and practice qi with peace of mind and peace of mind.

A moment later, an arc of electricity flashed across his body, and more arcs swam within him, crackling and disappearing. After a few minutes, the arc stopped bouncing.

This is the thunder method taught to him by the Thunder and Lightning Dharma King, which was born from the five thunder methods of Zhengyi, and is one of the five thunders of Shenxiao. The five thunders originate from the five internal organs, which are the energy produced by the convergence of yin and yang of the internal organs.

It is said that those who have cultivated a great degree can sympathize with nature and summon heavenly thunder.

Ordinary people practice the thunder method, they must first sharpen the qi of the five internal organs and discharge electricity with their bodies, and then they can sympathize with heaven and earth and attract thunder and electricity. An electric awakened person like the Thunder and Lightning Dharma King has directly crossed the novice village, and he can easily discharge electricity with his body, and after a few years of cultivation, he can recruit thunder.

And for a novice like Li Xianyu, the electricity is probably only the electric shocker on the lighter.

Li Xianyu has learned a lot of unique knowledge today, in addition to the thunder method of the Thunderbolt King, there are also Kato Eagle's fingering, fire-breathing baby's fire control technique, Thunder Battle Ji's lightning tactics, the girl killer's monkey-style wisdom subtraction, Long Aotian's illusion cracking encyclopedia, Nightmare's spiritual power cultivation posture, King Kong's hand-to-hand combat and so on.

Almost every colleague who was trapped in Long Aotian's virtual world expressed his gratitude to some extent, some taught him to learn, and some gave him points. Afraid that Li Xianyu would forget, they intimately entered the cultivation method and illustrated book into the network disk and shared it with Li Xianyu, so that he could take out his mobile phone and learn it at any time.

But these peerless techniques are too exclusive, taking the thunder method as an example, Li Xianyu is not an awakened person of the electric system, so the progress of learning the thunder method is very slow, and the same is true for other peerless studies. The most excessive is a mastery to teach Li Xianyu to "smell the fragrance and recognize the beauty".

That guy's ability is similar to that of Ryder of the Superhuman Guild, a reconnaissance ability, with a very developed sense of smell, and can smell far, far away, more than a dog's nose.

He pulled Li Xianyu to the corner, pointed to the beautiful girl at the front desk, and said, "What did you smell on her?" ”

Li Xianyu replied: "Perfume smell." ”

The guy shook his head, "No, I smell sugar." ”

"What sugar. ”

"Deoxyribose. ”

“......”

No wonder this guy is mediocre in the law enforcement department, and this sense of smell is better than radar on the battlefield.

Then Li Xianyu got a mental method for cultivating the nose passages, practicing qi to a high and profound realm, and the six senses became very keen, including the nose holes, that guy gave Li Xianyu a shortcut to cultivate the nose passages, and he summed it up by himself, and he didn't need too deep to practice the qi realm to open the nose passages.

For novices, it is indeed a very practical trick.

Li Xianyu practiced the thunder method again, and the muscles all over his body were paralyzed, but the strength of his muscles and bones was growing, and the thunder method could quench the cells and achieve the effect of enhancing the body.

"After awakening, the physical strength and strength have been increasing, thus driving the true qi. Instead of wasting time meditating, it is better to go to the gym to exercise and drive the practice of qi from the side. ”

Li Xianyu's current cultivation is far from entering the house, but he is a kryptonite player, with three exclusive magic weapons, with self-healing abilities, he is already better than ordinary junior employees, and intermediate employees can also pass a few moves.

In the evening, it was still early before the meal, and Li Xianyu was already hungry, so he ate and drank a meal. It's a bit lonely to eat alone, it's good if grandma is here, although it's not a meal, but as long as you say that there is something delicious, no matter when and where, grandma will be happy to accompany him to eat until he is old.

After eating, Li Xianyu, who was about to have a cup of coffee with Thunder Zhanji, received a message from his roommate Huang Yicong: "Li Xianyu, where did you die, I didn't come to school for more than half a month, and I didn't hear that you were expelled." ”

Li Xianyu replied: "You just let me take a leave of absence, I'll do big things." ”

Huang Yicong: "your grandmother, what big can you do." ”

Believe it or not, I let my grandmother beat you to death.

Li Xianyu replied: "The dried rut is left behind, and it will dry up at dusk." If a person has no ambition, he is not the same as him. ”

Huang Yicong: "Speak human words." ”

Li Xianyu didn't answer, and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Huang Yicong: "In the evening, we had dinner in the dormitory, and after eating and playing games, we haven't played together for a long time." ”

The training during this period of time is too hard, and it is not bad to combine work and rest, Li Xianyu replied: "Okay, let's meet at the school gate?"

PM: 18:50, the codeword is too tired, play a few games to relax.....

PM: 20:30, paralysis, must win a game....

PM:22:40,it.,It's all this point.,Don't update.,Keep playing....

Li Xianyu suddenly remembered that he had read a certain writer's Weibo dynamics, and covered his face silently, with a bad premonition that the car still fell into the pit after the car was a lesson from the past.

It's only the beginning of the month, I want to work hard to cultivate this month, take a maximum of two days off, and then play games with me in the future, I will definitely not go, he secretly decided in his heart.

Leaving the company, it is the rush hour after work, the traffic is dense, the man is carrying a backpack, the woman is carrying a bag, and the traffic lights are densely packed with people.

If you accidentally click on the defense, you won't lose, at least you can ensure that you won't be squeezed out of the poop in the carriage.

Li Xianyu, a local dog, had his adoptive father's special car to pick him up and drop off from school before college, and after college, because he lived close to the school, he didn't experience the feeling of a beautiful girl who was close to you after standing in a crowded carriage for an hour, and you would also blow up your hair and say "roll the calf".

At this point, taking the subway is obviously more efficient than taking a taxi or taking a bus, and the company is quite far away from Caida, and the subway is about 40 minutes away.

Li Xianyu went with the flow in the carriage, where everyone fell, he would fall, if there was a little sister and little sister next to him, he could still eat a wave of welfare, and he arrived at the station after forty minutes, and he didn't feel tired at all. Suddenly he realized that he was no longer the same person he used to be.

I didn't see my roommates at the school gate, so I called and asked, and they had already opened a private room and ordered good food, which was in the Hunan restaurant in the university town.

It was a special restaurant for dinner in their dormitory, the price was cheap, students could afford to consume, the decoration was good, and the taste was spicy.

When Li Xianyu pushed open the door of the private room, there were six people sitting in the small private room, three roommates, three female girls, Li Xianyu only knew one of them, the girlfriend of the roommate Zhao Yi, surnamed Zhang, I forgot what it was called.

Seeing Li Xianyu coming in, the eyes of the girls present quietly lit up.

Li Xianyu is handsome, fair-skinned, and after awakening, his spirit and spirit have reached a peak, and the whole person is radiant, and the opposite sex will naturally be attracted to him.

"Where have you been in the past half a month?" Yang Guangtai, a single dog, widened his eyes: "Did you go to Thailand?" ”

Zhao Yi beckoned to him vigorously: "I'm just waiting for you, what a big deal if you haven't come to school for so long." ”

The roommates didn't deliberately mention the women's toilet, it's not a glorious thing, although it doesn't seem too nice to the boys, after all, there are girls here.

Huang Yicong didn't pay attention to Li Xianyu, he sat in a daze, his pupils were dilated, his face was gray, and his body looked hollowed out.

Li Xianyu slapped him on the shoulder, the latter trembled, as if he was greatly frightened, and after seeing Li Xianyu clearly, he breathed a sigh of relief and said angrily: "What are you doing." ”

"What are you doing, pay more attention to your body. There are outsiders, and Li Xianyu can't say "I was sucked dry by my girlfriend last night", you can not give a man face, but you must give his kidney a face.

After everyone gathered, the waiter began to serve the food.

Zhao Yi is the initiator of the dinner, he introduced two girls to Li Xianyu, the round-faced and cute girl is called Wang Mengmeng, her eyes are big, sparkling, Li Xianyu gave her six points. The other girl is average-looking, with long hair and a good temperament.

Men drink, women drink, Zhao Yi grabbed Li Xianyu's shoulders and said in his ear: "You and Guangtai don't have girlfriends in our dormitory, comrade, it's a drag on the organization." My brother found you a very punctual girl, the round-faced girl on the left is my girlfriend's best friend, her family is good, don't you have a girlfriend yet, everywhere?"

It turned out to be a blind date?

Zhao Yi is a rich second generation, and when he first entered school, he coaxed and said that he had tens of millions of assets. In recent years, the business has been in good condition, and there should be more assets. In addition to the temper of some young masters, sometimes people want to hit him. Be okay and generous.

Li Xianyu glanced at the round-faced girl, "Guangtai obviously has a crush on her." ”

Zhao Yi said angrily: "Guangtai has no play, the other one is hanging, you said that now women have such high vision, their own posture is mediocre, but they think about long-legged Oba all day long." ”

Li Xianyu said with a smile: "So many five-centimeter men, don't they also want to sleep with the goddess." You help Guangtai match, I'll forget it, I don't plan to find a girlfriend. ”

Recently, I have seen too many beauties, all of them can be snapped, and I am really tired of aesthetics.

Zhao Yi pouted: "If you don't want a girlfriend, you can also be a friend who can return to Jiangling for a day." ”

"What do you mean?"

"You know. ”

"You're better than me, so why don't you do it with your friend. ”

"I agree, but my girlfriend disagrees. ”

Yang Guangtai raised a glass of wine and came over: "What are you two muttering, Li Xianyu, drink and drink." ”

He is particularly arrogant in drinking today, everyone understands that the beauty is on the side.

After a few glasses of wine, Yang Guangtai said: "I haven't seen you go to the game, and the school doesn't come, where did you go." ”

Li Xianyu half-truthed: "I went to catch ghosts." ”

Zhao Yi scolded with a smile: "Why haven't you been sucked dry by the female ghost." ”

Li Xian Yuxin said, with my grandmother here, which round will get a female ghost.

"Did a girl in your school commit suicide in the toilet some time ago, and the toilet was haunted. Chen Lingjiao, who had long hair, said: "I heard Huihui say it. ”

"In the woman's opinion, gossip about these things all day long. Zhao Yi rolled his eyes,

"Isn't that what you said yourself. Zhang Hui was not convinced.

"You still say. Afraid that she would pull out Li Xianyu's troubles, Zhao Yi glared at his girlfriend: "What the hell is there." ”

"How do you know it must not be. The round-faced Wang Mengmeng glanced at Li Xianyu, and when he saw that he was looking at him, he quietly straightened his waist and sat upright: "I have also encountered supernatural events." ”

"Are you going to make up a story?" Zhao Yi teased.

"No," Wang Mengmeng gave him a roll of his eyes, "What I said is true, of course, I can't be sure if it's a real supernatural event." ”

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