"How? Look down on me? ”

Seeing that I was a little suspicious, the big fat man was obviously unhappy, and took a bite of the big pig's trotter fiercely, and said: "I can tell you, my Jia Shou is my master's true inheritance, and I am the one who is known as a know-it-all in the rivers and lakes!" ”

"It turned out to be Brother Jia Shou! Disrespectful and disrespectful, that's what it looks like, I want you to help me find someone! ”

Seeing Jia Shou's sworn appearance, I believed him for a while.

"Who?"

Jia Shou's eyes narrowed slightly, and he took another bite of the pig's trotters.

"Lingnan old poisonous monster!"

(⊙o⊙) What? Lingnan old poisonous monster? ”

Jia Shou's small eyes widened.

"That's right!"

I nodded.

"You probably want him to help you detoxify this little fox, right?"

Jia Shou's small eyes turned.

"Not bad!"

I couldn't help but be shocked, I didn't expect this dead fat man to still have some eyesight.

"But this old Lingnan poisonous monster has disappeared for a long time......"

Jia Shou seemed to be a little embarrassed.

"Can't you find it?"

When it comes to Hu Wei, I'm a little anxious.

"It's not that I can't find it, it's just a little troublesome! If you can promise me three conditions, I will reluctantly help you find him! ”

Jia Shou's small eyes blinked.

"Don't talk about three conditions, even if there are three hundred conditions, I only have two words - comply!"

I said it categorically.

"Huh! Everyone is in a circle, how can I be so greedy? I'll just have three conditions! ”

Jia Shou wiped his oily mouth, then hugged my neck very enthusiastically, and said, "Go!" Let's go and complete my first condition - treat me to a full meal! ”

After saying that, he pulled me out the door.

On the way, I introduced Uncle Zhang to Jia Shou.

"A self-aware corpse? Interesting! ”

Jia Shou shook Uncle Zhang's hand gently, and his little eyes rolled around, not knowing what he was thinking.

Then we were taken by Jia Shou to the most luxurious five-star hotel in Yinchuan, the Kempinski Hotel.

As soon as he entered the door, the dead fat man directly asked for a large box.

"Sir, may I ask which of you to order?"

The waiter on the side asked with a smile.

I just wanted the fat man to order.

How do you know that the dead fat man is very conscious, and directly shouted: "Where do you need to order something?" You just serve me twice as the menu is on! ”

"Uh...... With so many dishes, I'm afraid you won't be able to finish them! ”

The waiter was dumbfounded and kindly prompted.

"Are you looking down on your longevity's belly?"

The dead fat man was a little unhappy.

"That'...... Wait, which of you pays? ”

The waiter hesitated, but finally asked the question.

"Of course it's him!"

The dead fat man pointed at me without hesitation.

"That sir...... What do you think ......? ”

"Just do as he says!"

I have asked for help, knowing that this dead fat man is killing me, so I can only grit my teeth and endure it.

"Okay!"

After knowing that someone had paid for it, the waiter was visibly relieved and retreated.

Then all kinds of delicacies came up in an endless stream.

The dead fat man didn't know what politeness was, so he just shook off his cheeks and it violently!

That eating appearance is like the reincarnation of a starving ghost.

"Hey...... Excuse me! It's all to blame on my unreliable master, you said that he would travel when he went out, but you still have to leave some living expenses for me, right? But he was good, he left 1,000 yuan at my bedside, and then he played with me and disappeared! With your brother Shou and my belly, what can you do with 1000 yuan? It's gone after a casual meal, poor me, I've been hungry for three days, and I've obviously lost weight several times......"

After listening to the dead fat man's words, three black lines hung directly on my head.

I also seem to understand a little in my heart why Xuanmen Bai Xiaosheng ran away from home.

After all, no one can stand such an edible apprentice on the stall!

Hu Wei and I ate a little at random, and Uncle Zhang generally didn't need to eat, so he didn't move his chopsticks.

The rest was eaten by the dead fat man......

"Hiccup! It's so cool, I'm finally full! ”

The dead fat man burped and patted his big belly, with a comfortable face.

But when he is comfortable, I am not comfortable!

When I checked out, I actually paid 240,000 yuan! I've never eaten more than two hundred and four in my life!

If I hadn't looted hundreds of thousands of dollars from Lao Tuozi, I would have had to stay and sell myself...... Brush the dishes!

"You have fulfilled one condition, but what about the second?"

I resisted the urge to strangle the fat man and asked.

"The second condition is also very simple! Please have me a good night! ”

The dead fat man didn't care at all that I wanted to kill, and put his arms around my shoulders very affectionately, and said with a smile.

"Playing for a night? What can I do for a night? ”

I couldn't help but be a little curious.

"Hey...... You'll know if you go with me, I'm sure you'll be happy! ”

The dead fat man winked at me.

"Go ahead, I'll go find a hotel and open a room first!"

Uncle Zhang left after speaking.

Then I was taken by the fat man to a nightclub called Tycoon.

The dead fat man who someone pays never knows what thrift is!

When you enter the door, you directly ask for a supreme box with a low consumption of 28,000 eight!

This was followed by a flurry of drinks, fruit plates and snacks.

Seeing the arrogant appearance of the dead fat man, the managers on the side were all happy!

"Go and call me all the best princesses you have!"

The dead fat man said loudly.

"Okay! Coming soon! ”

The manager smiled like a flower.

Soon.

A group of coolly dressed, flowery, and thin princesses stood in a row.

I'm just an innocent little virgin, where have I ever seen this kind of posture?

My eyes were almost glazed, and my nose was starting to warm up.

The whole person is hard!

"Shhhh......h

I suddenly felt a pain in my waist, and I saw Hu Wei in my arms secretly biting the fine flesh on my waist.

"Xiaolinzi, now I'll give you a benefit, let you choose first!"

Dead fat man looks like I have a big belly.

"Shall I choose first?"

I subconsciously looked over.

At this moment, Hu Wei in my arms suddenly jumped on the table, took out a ham sausage from the snack, and bit the ham sausage into two pieces with a fierce bite!

As if to say, you pick one for me to try?!

I immediately shuddered, and immediately softened.

"Forget it, I don't like this bite, you can choose it yourself if you like!"

"Then you're welcome!"

Then the dead fat man actually ordered four princesses in a row.

"Why are you doing so much?"

I rolled my eyes

"Of course it's a multiplayer game together!"

The dead fat man looked like a matter of course, and then pulled the four princesses to play dice together, while I hugged Hu Wei, silently walked to the corner, and began to sing......

I played crazy until midnight, and the dead fat man happily left with the four princesses, and I heard that he was going back to play the game of Glory of Kings together......

As for me?

I had to hold my tears, endure the distress, buy the order, and spend 180,000 yuan on me!

Early the next morning.

I came to the breakfast room of the hotel and happened to meet the dead fat man.

By this time, the plates in front of him had fallen several times.

The staff who make steamed bread noodles look like they see ghosts.

"Xiaolinzi! Such a coincidence? Come on, come on......"

When he saw me, the dead fat man immediately beckoned at me.

Everyone in the restaurant subconsciously looked at me, as if to say, is there another hungry ghost reincarnated?

To tell you the truth, if I hadn't asked him, I would have liked to pretend I didn't know him!

"Hey! Fatty, I have completed the first two conditions, what is your third condition? ”

I took the porridge and steamed buns and sat down opposite the dead fat man.

"Huh! Don't worry, I'll have to wait until I'm full! ”

The fat man said that he was not idle in his mouth and stuffed a big steamed bun directly!

I instantly understood what it meant to have a big mouth of blood, and he could take a bite of a big fist of steamed buns......

And right now.

"Hani ......"

A beautiful woman who looked pretty good came over and said hello to the fat man.

"Huh?"

I felt that this beauty was quite familiar, and then I remembered, isn't this one of the 4 princesses who died last night?

"You brought her back for the night?"

"Ahem, ahem...... Don't get me wrong, I played rock-paper-scissors with her all night yesterday......"

The fat man's fat face turned slightly red.

As soon as the words fell.

"Hello!"

Another princess came over.

"Well, in fact, we played all night fighting the landlord!"

The dead fat man said in a matter-of-fact manner.

"Yikes! Honey, are you here too? ”

Another princess came over and said hello.

"Uh...... Actually, we played mahjong all night......"

The dead fat man's face grew redder and redder.

"Baby! Let's play together next time? ”

Then a princess popped up, and she threw a wink at the dead fat man!

"Alright! I had a showdown, and we actually played Honor of Kings all night......"

The fat face of the dead fat man has turned red into a monkey's ass.

"You bull break! I hope your kidneys are just like you, growing that big! ”

I gave a thumbs up to the dead fat man.

"Chirp!"

Hu Wei in her arms gave me a white look, as if to say, are you very envious?

Frightened, I quickly took my hand back.

After a period of nonsense, the dead fat man finally had his fill, patted his stomach, and said with a satisfied face: "Go, take you to complete the third condition!" ”

Then he took us back to his little shop.

Passing by the door, the dead fat man glanced at Uncle Zhang, and put away the gossip mirror on the door.

So Uncle Zhang also came in with us.

"What exactly is the third condition?"

After sitting for a few minutes, I hugged Hu Wei and asked impatiently.

"Young people have to be calm, don't worry, you'll know when they come!"

The dead fat man said with a smile.

"What do you mean? Who's coming? ”

I couldn't help but feel confused.

"Isn't this coming?"

The dead fat man raised his chin at the door.

I subconsciously looked towards the door......