Chapter 33: My Kiss

Hua Xiaoman looked carefully in the mirror.

This face is indeed an ugly girl at first sight, with a big face, a lot of meat, small squeezed eyes, a low nose bridge, and pockmarks, no wonder Lin Bai can't be moved.

If you want to be beautiful, how to fix it?

Touch the treasure chest!

She patted her head in annoyance, the buttocks of a group of beautiful boys at the bath party just now were shining, why didn't she think about taking a few? I'm patronizing to watch some romantic action movies.

fell asleep in frustration, and returned to the bath in a trance, a group of beautiful young men soaked in the pool, full of spring, she swam in it like a fish, patted this, touched that, got a lot of skill cards, became beautiful and thin, a stunner in the world.

"Get up and have breakfast, I'll make gruel and oil cakes."

Orion's voice pulled her back to reality, it turned out that it was already three poles in the morning, and Cai Changru had installed the thorn gate before waking her up through the door.

The fat woman opened her eyes and saw a dilapidated house, in stark contrast to the white curtains on the marble floor in her dream.

If you want to live a sensual life, you first have to touch people's butts.

She closed her eyes and dressed, reminiscing about the grandeur of her dreams.

Hey?

The clothes that Jin Yunlai changed for her turned out to be fit just now, and now, is this fattening?

She's getting thinner?!

She jumped to her feet and ran to the bronze mirrorβ€”still ugly.

"What's wrong? Tired? ”

Orion had set breakfast in the courtyard, the porridge was steaming, and the oil cake was shiny, and it looked very homely.

"Do you think I'm thin?"

"Nope."

Hua Xiaoman was immediately deflated, the fucking system really sells fake drugs! What about the fast-acting slimming pills!

The corners of Orion's mouth turned up slightly, "You're not fat in the first place." ”

Hua Xiaoman's jaw almost flashed, she looked at Orion suspiciously, and concluded that this thing was in a good mood today.

"Oh, your mother is well?"

Cai Changru shook his head and nodded, "It's not good, but I poured the medicine you prescribed yesterday, woke up in the middle of the night, used some gruel, and took the medicine again this morning. ”

Sure enough, it's no wonder that he smeared honey on his mouth.

"Your mother has had a stroke, and this disease will not be cured in a while, so the medicine will open the blood vessels, and you will have to take it for a while."

"Okay."

Cai Changru responded, looking at Hua Xiaoman scrutinically, "You, do you really understand medical skills?" ”

"Ah, how else can you cure your mother?"

"But you grew up in the village, how can you?"

"I'm Kimβ€”"

Orion interrupted her, "You were bought by the golden shopkeeper, and I have been following you, and I have not blessed the pond. ”

Hey, this NPC isn't easy to fool around.

"Moreover, you have been able to give people a safe pregnancy before, but Fu Xiaoman, whom I know, doesn't even know a few words, but you can prescribe medicine."

Hua Xiaoman grinned, "I'm Jin Xiaoman, but I've already exchanged souls with Fu Xiaoman, and let Jin Yun do that play, just make a show, and let me officially appear on the stage." ”

Cai Changru stared at her and didn't speak.

Hua Xiaoman's heart was weak for no reason, this NPC is really not easy to fool.

"Didn't you buy eggs yesterday? I'm going to fry an egg. ”

The fat woman stood up as she spoke, and only took two steps before she suddenly turned around and snapped Orion's ass a few times.

The treasure chest is in hand, and it is another slimming pill?

Damn, the system won't deceive people again, right?

Cai Changru looked back at her speechlessly, "There are worms again?" ”

"There's dirt this time."

The fat woman giggled and ran into the house, not noticing that the corners of Orion's mouth were secretly curled up behind her.

"If you have money, let go of your stomach and eat."

The fat woman fried six eggs at once.

The system sent a reminder: During the use of slimming pills, do not overeat, otherwise the slimming pills will be ineffective.

Depend on!

Weight loss really depends on dieting, and any diet pills weight loss pills are deceiving.

The fat woman walked out with eggs, but saw Jin Yunlai standing in the courtyard with a bright smile, talking to Cai Changru, and the little guy Jin Rui was carrying down from the carriage with a big bag.

Seeing her come out, Jin Yunlai smiled even brighter, "Xiaoman, why have you lost so much weight?" ”

Hua Xiaoman waved the egg in front of Orion and sneered, "Hehe, Jin Da Shopkeeper, come to the Humble House, I don't know what to do?" ”

"Xiaoman, if you don't say that, you won't see the outside, since I'm your brother, I'm naturally here to see you."

"Don't mind."

The fat woman took out a piece of paper from her arms, "Sign it, I can't afford a brother like you." ”

"Look what you're talking about, what is it?"

Jin Yunlai smiled and took it, "Sale and purchase agreement? ”

Hua Xiaoman nodded, "That's right, if you want that dress, sign it, one thousand taels, if you don't want it, give it back to me." ”

Even if it was 10,000 taels of silver, he would not hesitate to buy it.

Is this fat woman illiterate, or is there some conspiracy?

"That skirt is a thousand ......"

Hua Xiaoman raised his eyelids and glanced at him, "What?" Afraid that I will pit you? ”

She stretched out her hand and took out a red fairy skirt from her arms, which was similar to the blue skirt last time, but the workmanship was more complicated, and the gems dotted on it were more, shinier and fuller.

Jin Yunlai not only looked straight in the eyes.

The fat woman shook it, "With such a skirt, I want as many as I want, one thousand taels for you, but for the sake of you not driving me out of the store in the first place, the skirt is one thousand taels, and you will not lose money." ”

Jin Yunlai watched her put the skirt into her arms, and he couldn't see a trace of the skirt anymore, he stuffed the agreement into her hand, "Xiaoman, no matter whether we cooperate in the future or not, I can't accept your skirt so cheaply, not to mention the skirt material, workmanship, and inlaid gems, just say that way, it is also the first one of our Great Zhou Dynasty, I will give you ten thousand taels of silver, I will earn it." ”

Hua Xiaoman looked at him coldly and remained silent.

"However, Xiaoman, I chose a quiet and elegant place according to your requirements, and I am going to make a shop, and I also drew a picture of a lady according to the shape of the skirt and sent it to the palace."

He paused, with an appreciative and aggrieved look, "Xiaoman, your idea is very good, let's continue to do this, we can make this fairy skirt popular from the palace to the people, why did you temporarily change the hexagram?" ”

Hua Xiaoman squinted at him, "What do you say?" ”

Jin Yunlai looked ignorant, "I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out." ”

Feign!

Hum!

Hua Xiaoman ignored him anymore, turned his head and sandwiched an egg for Cai Changru, "You eat, otherwise it will be cold." ”

Cai Changru looked at her, "You don't eat?" ”

"I don't eat, lose weight."

Damn, the system won't let you eat.

Orion still says, "You're not fat." ”

Although he didn't believe it, Hua Xiaoman felt a little happy in his heart.

She leaned in front of Orion, "Am I ugly?" ”

Orion replied without hesitation, "Not ugly." ”

"Then you kiss me."

Orion......

"Shall I kiss you?"

Orion......

"Cut, lie."

Hua Xiaoman's face sank, a bunch of Yan dogs.

Jin Yunlai suddenly slapped the table, "Who said you were ugly?" My dear! ”