Chapter 101: Four grandfathers who drank and became two fools
"It's better to be stupid, it's better to be stupid!"
"Fools have foolish blessings!"
Old man Xu, who drank too much, is unusually easy to talk to.
In the face of such an amiable father, Xu Lao Er is really a little uncomfortable. Under normal circumstances, shouldn't Daddy copy a note and smoke the old three?
However, Xu Lao Er only struggled for a while, and then stopped thinking about it, and still drank hard enough.
In the end, Mr. Xu and his son were drunk, and the four of them got together and called each other brothers.
If it weren't for Mrs. Xu, who listened to the movement in this room and came over to take a look, the four of them would have already bowed their hands.
"The old lady can meet it!"
Looking at the drunken appearance of Mr. Xu and his sons, especially the posture of Mr. Xu holding three chopsticks to worship his sons, Mrs. Xu was really angry.
Mrs. Xu hurriedly called her daughters-in-law to help and separated the people.
The four of them were all drunk, so the work in the field naturally had to stop for a long time.
……
When Old Man Xu woke up from a sleep, the sun was already in the west.
To be exact, he was awakened by Fu Bao's kick in the face.
Of course, this kick was not Fu Bao's initiative, but Mrs. Xu grabbed Fu Bao's little short leg and gave Old Man Xu a kick.
"Awake?"
Mrs. Xu looked at the old man Xu who was staring at him in a daze, and reached out and twisted his arm.
"Shhhh
Old man Xu, who was twisted by his daughter-in-law, was so painful that his face was distorted and his teeth were bared.
"Daughter-in-law, pain, pain, pain!"
Old Man Xu hurriedly begged for mercy.
"How many times have I told you, drink less, drink less, why don't you have a long memory?"
Mrs. Xu looked at Old Man Xu complainingly, "If you get drunk, you will become a second fool, don't you have a little count in your heart?" ”
"Daughter-in-law, I, I'm not going to be stupid again, right?"
As soon as he heard Mrs. Xu's words, Old Man Xu was shocked.
"What do you say?"
Old Mrs. Xu slapped Old Man Xu with a fist again, "If it weren't for the coincidence that I came, you would have three more younger brothers now!" ”
"Why?"
Old man Xu was confused.
"Why?" Mrs. Xu snorted, "You pulled your three foolish sons to worship them, why do you say?" ”
“……”
Old Man Xu stopped squeaking.
This is special, fortunately, I was stopped by my daughter-in-law. Otherwise, what majesty will he have in front of his sons in the future?
Wrong!
There must be more than one stupid thing to do when you get drunk!
However, after Old Man Xu got drunk, his memory was fragmented. He has no memory of what he said or done.
"Daughter-in-law, what about the boss?"
Old Man Xu was stunned for a while, and felt that he still had to strike first and put up his old father's prestige.
"How do I know?"
Mrs. Xu looked at Old Man Xu angrily, "They are all like you, they have drunk and become two fools, and at this moment, maybe they are still asleep!" ”
"Oh, that's good, that's good!"
As soon as he heard that his son had also become a fool, Old Man Xu breathed a sigh of relief. After all, in this way, what he did would not be known to his sons.
However, Old Man Xu was obviously happy too soon.
When it was time for dinner, Xu Lao Er complained to Mr. Xu and said, "Dad, the third child said you are stupid!" ”
"I didn't!"
As soon as Xu Laosan heard Xu Laosan's complaint, he immediately denied it. "Second brother, I didn't offend you, why did you frame me?"
"You said it!"
Xu Lao Er glared, "When you drank at noon, you just said it!" ”
"Dad, you still say that I am a fool, it turns out that I am like you!"
"In the future, you are not allowed to talk about me again!"